Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 353 The Foolish King Yuhua Wants to Apprentice Teacher?

The Drifting Monk also picked up the luggage directly to the hall.

Obviously, no matter the people along the way or the people in the museum, they just dare not approach, as if they are afraid of their ugly appearance.

The courtier of the royal palace greeted him directly: "Where is the elder?"

Tang Seng couldn't help being curious, what kind of monster would it be this time?Which immortal Buddha is behind the monster?
So he hurriedly saluted and said: "The poor monk is the one who was sent by the Eastern Tang Dynasty to Da Leiyin to worship the Buddha and ask for sutras. Now he is in your place and wants to change the Guan Wen. He is here to visit Qiansui."

The ceremonial officer gave a respectful salute, and then went directly to the palace to pass the performance on his behalf.

Then Tang Seng was called into the palace in a blink of an eye, and was invited by Prince Yuhua to give him a seat in the hall. He really respected monkhood.

But how can there be good people among monks and Taoists in the world?

Since he respects the monks who are the source of monsters and evil people in the world, it is obvious that King Yuhua cannot be a good person.

It's like the person who worships the cannibal monster, how can he be a good person?
As for the general document, King Yuhua saw that there were seals of various countries (all of which were fake), and he seemed to be happy to print the seal, and then put the Chinese characters on it, and put it in the record.

Then he asked curiously and politely: "May I ask the elders of the National Teacher, how many journeys have you traveled all over the states since your Tang Dynasty?"

The Tang monk couldn't help clasping his hands together and said: "The poor monk didn't remember the journey, but in the early years when Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in front of my king, he left a song son, saying that the west is one hundred and eight thousand miles away. The poor monk is on the way, and it has been a day. Fourteen times of cold and heat."

After the words fell, it was obvious that King Yuhua and the servants who were waiting beside him couldn't help but startled, and there was a clear flash of astonishment in their eyes: 14 years?14 years?
When Tang Seng saw King Yuhua's stunned expression, he suddenly realized why Sun Yue told him to leave for 14 years, just to make the other party unexpected.

Seeing King Yuhua's stunned expression, Tang Seng couldn't help feeling overjoyed again, and decided to plan, you set up a routine, and I will follow your routine, let's see who plays whom?
As for monks who don't tell lies, even Guanyin Bodhisattva seems to tell lies, why can't poor monks tell lies?

You wait for the immortals and Buddhas in the sky to change and change, why can't they show their true colors?Isn't it just a lie?It's so fun to tease me as a mortal?
After a moment of astonishment, it was obvious that King Yuhua's acting skills were not in place, and he said strangely: "Fourteen times of cold and heat, that is, 14 years. I think there is any delay on the way?"

Tang Seng continued to put his palms together and said, "Amitabha! Alas! It's hard to describe in one word. Thousands of stings and thousands of demons have suffered so much to get to the treasure.

(On the road, I was trapped by that Wukong, by two rammed goods, and by the fairy Buddha transformation monsters along the way, all of them said that they wanted to eat my flesh, asking for immortality;
Does the boy who is more than 1000 years old need to eat my flesh to live forever? Does the mount of the Sanqing Taoist have to eat my flesh to live forever?
All the way, you have treated my poor monk as a two-hundred-five-fifth play in Wukong's mouth. After learning the scriptures, the poor monk will release Wukong and Bodhisattva to make you people look good.

well!One word is hard to say, one word is hard to say, ten thousand stings and thousand demons, Amitabha! )”

When King Yuhua heard this, he immediately became overjoyed, and obviously didn't know how to act, so he simply skipped to the next paragraph, which is to be under the care of the Dian Shan Guan Bei Su Zhai.

However, Tang Seng didn't want to, so he sat upright with his hands together and his eyes closed, but he just waited to eat and finished, without mentioning the three apprentices at all.

But without mentioning the three apprentices, how can the routine continue?

In a blink of an eye, King Yuhua finally couldn't help reminding: "Elder of the National Teacher, Xiao Wang heard that you brought three apprentices, and you are waiting outside, and please call the mansion to eat together."

But I don't want Tang Monk to hear it, but he clasped his palms and said: "The poor monk thanked the thousand years for the young disciples. It's just that my disciples usually eat the wind and drink the dew all the way, so there is no need to fast, and just let them wait outside." .”

It was obvious that King Yuhua was stunned for a moment, but he was obviously a wise person, and he immediately responded: "Eat wind and drink dew, you must be a high-level person, so that you can keep the national teacher and elders all the way to this place." ;

It just so happens that Xiao Wang also has three dogs, and he usually loves martial arts.When you are a palace official, please go and invite the elder and three apprentices to come to the mansion to have the same meal, so that the three of me can see you. "

Tang Seng had no choice but to put his palms together and said, "Forget it, it's just that my three apprentices are a bit ugly (none of them are as handsome as me), so I'm afraid they will be scared to death."

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Then in a blink of an eye, there was a burst of panic running around in the palace, fleeing in fright.

Someone shouted: "It's a pig mandrill, a pig mandrill. (Driller: a kind of monkey with a short tail, blue face, red nose, white beard on the mouth, dark brown body and white belly.)"

Then another person panicked and shouted: "It's a monkey spirit, a monkey spirit. (Sun Yue)"

Immediately afterwards, another person yelled: "It's the Kitchen God, the Kitchen God. (The red face of Drifting Monk)"

Tang Seng almost couldn't help smiling, but his acting was a little fake.

On the surface, he clasped his palms to King Yuhua lightly and said: "Don't worry, Qiantui, although the three poor monks are ugly, they are all good-hearted like me, and they are all good people."

Zhu Bajie hummed, before entering the hall, the pig's mouth arched in front of King Yuhua, and he saluted politely: "The poor monk asked."

It smells like something that people haven't brushed their teeth for hundreds of years, and they have been pooped more than once in their mouths by Drifting Monks. Anyway, they usually hold their breath when they get close.

And Tang Seng has also discovered that after eating ginseng fruit, he can no longer breathe, that is, no matter how long he holds his breath, he will not feel anything.

But King Yuhua was obviously caught off guard by a sneak attack, and his face immediately turned green.

Tang Seng had no choice but to say again: "The stubborn people are all collected from the mountains, and they don't know how to salute. I hope you will forgive me for a thousand years."

At the same time, I couldn't help wondering and thinking: My poor monk has three apprentices, and you happen to have three dogs. Is it really a coincidence?

All the way for thousands of miles, Tang Seng has long since stopped believing in any coincidences. All the coincidences and chances are actually just inevitable things that he can't see.

Seeing that King Yuhua was finally 'terrified' and almost fled, Tang Seng couldn't help complaining to Zhu Bajie, "You bastard, you don't know the slightest bit of etiquette. If you don't open your mouth, it's fine. Why? How rude? In one breath, it will knock down Mount Tai."

Sun Yue also smiled and said: "It's better for Lao Sun not to sing, and save some effort."

Drifting also said harshly: "He didn't wait for the time to sing, but he just yelled."

Still waiting together?
Zhu Bajie also hummed and said: "Naughty, naughty. Master taught me to meet this Yuhua King before entering the city, and asked me to ask him as a courtesy. Today, I can't say it well."

Of course, Tang Seng dug the hole on purpose in advance, and asked Zhu Bajie to make an inquiry against King Yuhua, just to surprise King Yuhua.

Then the master and the apprentice kept bickering, but they didn't know that King Yuhua was so frightened that he retreated, and then the three sons came to take revenge. It seemed that there was nothing unusual.

But the key issue is the weapons of the three little princes. The eldest is an eyebrow-level cudgel (Golden Cudgel), the second also happens to be a nine-toothed rake (Second Senior Brother's nine-toothed nail rake), and the third is a crow. Oil a black stick (the third apprentice's magic staff for subduing demons).

Suddenly there was a loud shout from outside: "What kind of Buddhist monk? Where is it?"

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