Chapter 36 Who cares who sent you

It can be said that the old man who dared to say that Sun Wukong suffered from tuberculosis is definitely No. 1. He was sealed away with his body mana, and was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain. With a body that can drink copper juice and eat iron pills, will he get tuberculosis from ordinary people?

The key is which eye of the old man sees himself as a human being?Grabbing himself is a reprimand, what kind of crooked face, chin and cheek, thunderous mouth, red eyes, a tuberculosis devil.

He couldn't help showing his teeth fiercely, and instantly determined that it was definitely an old guy who knew him, just like Zen Master Wuchao on Futu Mountain before.

That Wuchao Zen Master knew himself, but pretended not to know himself, deliberately teasing him.

But if it is the land of the mountain god under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea, even if it changes, it will never dare to tease itself like this, just like the monks in the Guanyin Temple always call them masters and grandpas.

And when they arrived at the Luojia Mountain in Putuo, South China Sea, all the gods respectfully called out the great saint.

That is to say, if he dares to ridicule himself like this, Monkey King, he will definitely not be a mountain god, land and dragon girl under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

It's not that Guanyin Bodhisattva, because it's not the style of that Guanyin Bodhisattva at all. Even if you want to see yourself, Monkey King, you will never say that you have a crooked face, a chin, a thunderous mouth, red eyes, and a tuberculosis devil .

The most likely thing is that, just like the Wuchao Zen master on Futu Mountain behind, who was stumped by himself, he might come to tease himself and take revenge on himself.

Because that Zen master Wuchao really has cause and effect.

And if he really has a good relationship with Sun Wukong, he would never tease himself like this.

But if you say you have a good relationship with yourself, why hasn't anyone looked at you even though you have been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years?
So he bared his teeth fiercely, couldn't help but Sun Yue grinned again, and said directly to Tang Seng's ear, "Master, let's see, this old man only talks about Lao Sun being ugly, but he is not afraid of Lao Sun at all. What does he think?" Is the old grandson a human?"

In an instant, Tang Seng couldn't help but wake up, and put his hands together and recited Amitabha silently. How could his apprentice Sun Wukong be more than ugly?It is clearly a monkey and a monster, why is the old man in front of him not afraid of monsters?
Who can not be afraid of monsters?
At the same time, he whispered to the old man on purpose, and at the same time, Sun Wukong directly transmitted the voice: "Old Sun whispered on purpose to let the old man hear, I'm afraid he will pretend to be afraid of monsters again when he sees Bajie?"

Not afraid of Lao Sun's monster image, but afraid of Ba Jie's monster appearance, and let Ba Jie come over to have a try. '

So after the sound transmission, he waved to Lubang not far away and said, "Bajie, come here."

Zhu Bajie groaned and walked over with a nine-tooth nail rake in one hand.

And sure enough, the old man was not afraid of Sun Yue's monster monkey, but when he saw Zhu Bajie, his expression suddenly changed, and he was so frightened that he fell every step, as if his legs were weak.

Then he ran straight into the house, not forgetting to shout: "Close the door, close the door, the monster is coming!"

Sun Yue immediately looked at Tang Seng and asked directly: "What did the master say?"

Tang Seng couldn't help raising his hands and silently nodding his head, then turned around and left.

Zhu Bajie was immediately puzzled, and asked, "Why did Master leave?"

Not wanting to still not have to order from Sun Yue, Tang Seng shouted directly: "Bajie, come here, I have something to tell my master."

Zhu Bajie immediately whimpered and had no choice but to leave.

Then when we were far away from the cottage, Tang Seng couldn't help raising his hand and sighed: "The cottage must have been transformed by a monster before, trying to deceive me and wait for the night, and when my master and apprentice are not on guard, they will suddenly kill my master and apprentice." .”

Sun Yue nodded immediately and said, "I agree with Master."

Zhu Bajie heard about the monster, and his two little eyes couldn't help but light up instantly.

Sun Yue also hurriedly said: "Master, tell me, can the monsters on this road be killed?"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together: "Amitabha! Apprentices, just figure it out, don't ask me."

It is obvious that Tang Seng has also mastered it. This monkey apprentice Sun Wukong is really too good. If he talks too much, he will have to rely on himself when something goes wrong.

This time I didn't say anything, I figured out what to do, if something went wrong, I could blame the two of them instead.

So he put his palms together and closed his eyes, and didn't speak again.

Sun Yue also knew what it meant. It was obvious that he was trained by himself, so he simply asked Zhu Bajie calmly, "Bajie, what do you think the monster wants to kill my master and apprentice?"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help turning his two small eyes, and said: "If you can surrender, then you can surrender and continue to learn the scriptures. If you can't surrender, if you can't, then we will separate and break up. I will go back to my Gaolaozhuang, and Monkey Brother, you will go back to your Huaguo Mountain." , the old master is also going back to the Tang Dynasty."

Tang Seng immediately couldn't help saying: "Amitabha!"

Sun Yue also couldn't help laughing, I don't think the pigs really haven't changed at all, they are separated from each other at every turn, and it's only a few days before they are separated, so what can they do?
Sun Yue also couldn't help laughing and said: "You idiot, what kind of nonsense are you talking about? From Lao Sun's point of view, the monster has to be killed to save trouble, and to prevent it from killing people afterward. Field of merit."

Zhu Bajie couldn't help moving his two small eyes again, and asked blankly: "Then what if we lose to that monster? Why don't you go first, Brother Monkey. If you lose, my old pig will go to another place for help."

Sun Yue stretched out his hand and tied ten firecrackers together, saying: "Bajie, this firecracker was brought by Lao Sun from the world, it is quite powerful, you don't need to subdue the monster, you just have to throw it at the monster;
Then there is a bang, and if there is any left, you can eat it. "

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but move his small eyes, and said: "But the Bodhisattva said, don't tell me to eat people."

Sun Yue immediately continued: "But I didn't say that I won't tell you to eat monsters? You see, if the master doesn't speak, it's actually acquiescing."

Tang Seng immediately said: "Amitabha! Don't blame me, Wukong. Just kill the monster. Why delay his body?"

Did not say can not eat.

Finally, Zhu Bajie's two small eyes turned to realize it, took over the firecracker, turned around and left.

Then when he walked to the village house next to the road, he lit firecrackers from a distance and threw them directly into the old man's house.

One breath, two breaths, three breaths.

"boom!"

In an instant, even the ground couldn't help trembling slightly, and Zhu Bajie's two small eyes also trembled, and almost turned his head and ran away.

But before he could run away first, a figure suddenly vomited blood and flew up into the air.

Sun Yue can also see it from a distance. Can the old villagers ride clouds?

In the end, he jumped up into the sky from the same place, and suddenly a stick hit the top of the old man's head, and the old man fell from mid-air in an instant.

Tang Seng in the distance also watched helplessly, and couldn't help but raised his hand again and called Amitabha, it really was that monster.

And the old man was killed on the spot.

But to Sun Yue's surprise, it turned out to be an old rabbit with a litter of little rabbits.

As for asking about its origin, it is better not to know, but if you really know, it will be difficult to kill.

As a result, a moment later, Zhu Bajie's mouth was red with the smell of blood, and Sun Yue came over with obviously hot food from the cottage.

You don't need to look to know that the monsters in the cottage were eaten by Zhu Bajie, and the meals prepared by the monsters in the cottage were brought back by Sun Yue.

And Tang Seng could only sigh silently in his heart, perhaps the Buddha and Bodhisattva arranged for him a disciple who can eat people for a living, and he should have his own intentions, so as to eat up all the demons in this world along the way.

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