Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain
Chapter 426 Chase me down again and call you an old bastard
Chapter 426 Chase me down again and call you an old bastard
Taoism, obviously, no matter which world Taoism is, it is the same cult. In the mythical world, mortals are taught to take mercury and lead poisons in order to live forever, and the Taoism of later generations without immortals and Buddhas is the same.
A religion that teaches you to take mercury and lead poisons for longevity since ancient times, what is it if it’s not a cult?
And in the later generations of the earth, Lao Tzu even made up Pangu as one of the Three Qings.
In the real prehistoric world, Lao Tzu just said it himself. It is the whitening of the abdomen before leaving the mother, but the fetal immortal formed by the meeting of mercury and lead. How can it have a dime relationship with Pangu?
Especially in the prehistoric period, the old man also said that the world was created by himself, and Pangu turned into Hongjun in one go.
That is to say, the two old miscellaneous hairs in the real wilderness have nothing to do with Pangu, and there has never been any Sanqing in the real wilderness.
But Pangu obviously existed once, otherwise Hongjun, the Empress of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, would not think that Pangu had transformed Hongjun into one.
It can be said that an old bastard who is equally insidious, hypocritical, despicable, and shameless, where did he learn the insidiousness and despicability of the disciples of the saints and old fellows?
Obviously, with Yuanshi Tianzun's IQ, he doesn't know what is insidious, what is hypocritical, what is mean, what is shameless, but he learned it all from the head teacher.
……
Mid-air clouds that no one sees.
The world of dimensional space played by the real Hunyuan Wuji.
Even without Sun Yue, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa still couldn't help being interested, and stretching out their jade hands, a comparison of "Fengshen Yanyi" appeared.
It's not that I don't remember the records in it, but I just find it interesting.
Nuwa also smiled and said leisurely: "At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, when I saw Laozi coming, I got down from the canopy to greet him with all the disciples. The two sat down on the canopy hand in hand, and all the disciples bowed down and stood on both sides...
That Lao Tzu had beheaded the three corpses, but at this time the Great Master Xuandu was transformed by another corpse, and Taoist Sun Yue had to kill three times to kill the three corpses of that Lao Tzu. "
……
Before the Zhuxian formation.
Apparently no one knows that the real 'Xuandu Great Master' has already died, but now it is another Xuandu Great Master, or another corpse of Lao Tzu.
Chanjiao's gray-haired sages, masters and disciples, turned back directly to the Lupengxi Hall, only said one sentence every day, and only fought once, but it was exactly the moral style of Chanjiao.
But seeing the old singing voice of Master Tianji Xuandu, followed by Lao Tzu of Bajing Palace who also had two eyes, the disciples of the sages couldn't help being startled again.
Obviously, he couldn't help but wonder: "Why did the head teacher have the same eyes as mine?"Our eyes were gouged out by someone, so the eyes of Master Master and Master Master, could it be that they did it on purpose? '
In the Zhuxian Formation, Master Tongtian and a group of disciples can also see it.
As a result, I couldn't help being weird for an instant.
The leader of Tongtian Church was obviously stunned: Brother Daoist, do you think that eyes are good-looking?That's why he and his disciples have the same eyes?
As for the eldest disciple Duobao Taoist, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the head of all the qi-training female celestial beings under his teaching, the Holy Mother of Wudang and the Holy Mother of Guiling, all of them couldn't help but have strange and beautiful eyes.
But I saw Lao Tzu riding a blue bull with a horn in the Bajing Palace and falling down.
Yuanshi Tianzun has also put on a new Taoist robe.
But it was also the same as the record, and he hurried forward to greet him, but the half-bald head also made the old man of Bajing Palace couldn't help but take a second look.
In Zhuxian Formation, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the Holy Mother of Wudang, and the Holy Mother of Guiling, the three beautiful female celestial celestial beings who practiced Qi, saw the second uncle's half head and bald head. Only by using the mana of the real Da Luo immortal can he hold back his laughter.
Then the two went up to the awning hand in hand and sat down.
The picture of two gray-haired old bastards with the same two eyes and their old hands holding each other is also extremely weird.
It's like the weird picture of two gray-haired old professors of morality walking together holding hands in the later generations of the earth, which is also extremely weird in the prehistoric.
Of course, the old professor of the real future earth will never be like this.
I saw two old miscellaneous hairs sitting on the reed canopy together, but they were still holding hands together, and then a group of saint disciples stood on both sides.
The Antarctic Immortal held a large feather fan in both hands and blocked Yuanshi Tianzun's head, and the new Master Xuandu also had a face full of hehe, and held a large feather fan in his hand to block the old man's head.
He completely ignored Tong Tian who was in the Zhuxian formation, and then Lao Tzu laughed and said: "My good brother Tongtian set up this Zhuxian formation to resist Zhou's soldiers and prevent Jiang Shang from going east, what is the meaning of this?
I therefore came to ask him to see what he had to say to me. "
What does this mean?Obviously, it was the old guy who plotted on his own, and asked Guang Chengzi to go to Biyou Palace to anger Tongtian, and deliberately let Tongtian set up the Zhuxian Formation, but he pretended to know nothing and asked what was the meaning of this?
It is precisely because of this that I came to ask him what he meant?See what he has to say to me?
The key question is, ask the veterans!Why do you just sit on the reed mat when you come.
In the mid-air cloud space that no one saw, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa couldn't help but curl their lips again.
Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't laugh this time either, and nodded with half of his bald head on his head and said: "Today, I am poor and self-sufficient, and I have advanced in his formation once, and I have never competed with him."
Never fought against him.
The brand-new Great Master Xuandu still looked at the two eyes under the big meaty head of the Antarctic Immortal with a hehehehehe look on his face.
Hearing this, Lao Tzu laughed again and said: "You just break him. If he is willing to obey, then let him obey; if he refuses to obey, then take him to Zixiao Palace to see the teacher and see what he says. "
It's as if Yuanshi Tianzun can break the formation alone.
If Yuanshi Tianzun can destroy the Zhuxian formation by himself, do the two old guys still need to call the two Hunyuan leaders of the Western Sect together?
As a result, after a few words, the heads of the two veterans also suddenly showed a cloud of joy, and they directly soared into the sky.
Then, there is no more.
……
Mid-air cloud.
Nu Wa couldn't help laughing and said: "But it's the next day, and the two of us will watch it again tomorrow."
But not only Nu Wa has understood the two old men, but the whole prehistoric world has also understood the characters of the two old bastards.
……
In a blink of an eye the second day.
Sun Yue couldn't help staying in the Zhuxian formation for a day, and never came out to be a demon again.
In front of the Xiqi formation, His Majesty lit countless incense sticks on the reed mat, making the smoke pleasant and auspicious.
Lao Tzu rode out directly on a green bull, and at the same time, the old voice sang: "Riding a bull is far beyond Qiancun, and the sound of the piccolo fairy is heard across the long distance. Open up the earth and open the sky as the leader, and refine the brocade in the furnace."
It was Lao Tzu who opened up the world and created the world.
But his old miscellaneous hairs turned white before leaving the mother's belly, so who is his mother?
……
A half-empty cloud that no one can see.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa also arrived on time.
Hearing Lao Tzu's song, Nu Wa couldn't help laughing again: "I don't remember that this prehistoric world was created by Lao Tzu. No one has ever seen who created the world, so he took it first."
Apparently, Tongtian has also never seen the prehistoric world opened up by anyone, so he can't refute it when he hears that Lao Tzu said that he once created the world and became the leader of the sect.
When it comes to shameless being the most, it is obvious that Lao Tzu takes second place, and no one in Honghuang dares to take the first place.
Being able to teach disciples who are insidious, hypocritical, despicable, shameless and don't like women, it is obvious that the shamelessness of the old bastards is even better.
To be able to shamelessly admit that it is the world he opened up.
A song fell in an instant, and it was obvious that the old guy seemed to be more powerful (shameless).
Lao Tzu rode to the front of the battle with a blue bull with horns and a sacred face.
As a junior, Tongtian still respectfully saluted Jishou first and said: "Brother Dao, I invite you."
However, the old miscellaneous hair was shameless, and he said directly after hearing this: "My dear brother, I and you three will set up the list of gods, which is a destiny. How do you resist Zhou Bing and make Jiang Shang violate the destiny? "
The last time the Yellow River battled, didn't the old miscellaneous hairs think they were heaven?Even the world was opened up by his old miscellaneous hairs, and his old bastards still need to be doomed?
Even the sky is under his old miscellaneous hairs, and the prehistoric world was also created by his old miscellaneous hairs, and it is said that reaching the sky is against the destiny?What exactly is destiny?
Tong Tian is obviously a person who is easy to bully. It seems that he was used to being bullied by the two of them in Purple Night Palace.
Hearing this, he couldn't help arguing: "Brother Dao, don't insist on one side. Guang Chengzi entered the Biyou Palace three times, insulting my sect face to face, swearing with bad words, breaking the rules.
Yesterday, the second brother insisted on only being his own disciple, and rebelling against my brothers and sisters, what is the reason?Today, elder brother doesn't blame his disciples, but instead blames me, what does this mean?
If you want me to relieve my grievances, you can send Guangchengzi to Biyou Palace, and I will stop when I get rid of it; if you don't want to, let the elder brother do what he wants, each with his own skills! "
Obviously Tongtian is not afraid of Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun.
I didn't want Lao Tzu to hear it, but he said indifferently and shamelessly: "It seems that you are not biased when you talk like this? You listen to the words behind the disciples' backs, stir up the flames of ignorance, set up this evil formation, and harm living beings!
Don't say that Guang Chengzi may not have said such words, even if he did, it is not a crime.
You just move this thought, regret your original intention, go against the way of heaven, do not abide by the clear rules, and violate the precept of hatred and ignorance.You listen to my words as soon as possible, quickly explain this formation, return to the Biyou Palace, correct your past mistakes, and you can still take charge of the teaching;
If you don't listen to me, take you to Zixiao Palace, see the master, and demote you to reincarnation, never to go to Biyou Palace again, then it will be too late to regret! "
It can be said that people are shameless and invincible in the world. When did the Zhuxian Formation kill living beings?
What's more, it seems that his old miscellaneous hair can easily defeat Tongtian. If he can defeat Tongtian, why would he invite two Hunyuan leaders from the West to join forces with the four of them?
More against the heavens?Since the prehistoric world was opened up for his old miscellaneous hairs, and Zixiao Gong Hongjun was transformed by Pangu's aura, then what is the way of heaven in the prehistoric world?
He even shamelessly threatened to take over the Zixiao Palace in the sky. If the old miscellaneous hair has this ability, why should the four of them join forces?
……
Mid-empty where no one sees.
Nuwa also couldn't help laughing again and said: "If you talk about shamelessness, all the prehistoric beings added together can't match him as an old man of the Bajing Palace. I'm afraid I will anger fellow Taoist Sun Yue again."
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Taoism, obviously, no matter which world Taoism is, it is the same cult. In the mythical world, mortals are taught to take mercury and lead poisons in order to live forever, and the Taoism of later generations without immortals and Buddhas is the same.
A religion that teaches you to take mercury and lead poisons for longevity since ancient times, what is it if it’s not a cult?
And in the later generations of the earth, Lao Tzu even made up Pangu as one of the Three Qings.
In the real prehistoric world, Lao Tzu just said it himself. It is the whitening of the abdomen before leaving the mother, but the fetal immortal formed by the meeting of mercury and lead. How can it have a dime relationship with Pangu?
Especially in the prehistoric period, the old man also said that the world was created by himself, and Pangu turned into Hongjun in one go.
That is to say, the two old miscellaneous hairs in the real wilderness have nothing to do with Pangu, and there has never been any Sanqing in the real wilderness.
But Pangu obviously existed once, otherwise Hongjun, the Empress of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, would not think that Pangu had transformed Hongjun into one.
It can be said that an old bastard who is equally insidious, hypocritical, despicable, and shameless, where did he learn the insidiousness and despicability of the disciples of the saints and old fellows?
Obviously, with Yuanshi Tianzun's IQ, he doesn't know what is insidious, what is hypocritical, what is mean, what is shameless, but he learned it all from the head teacher.
……
Mid-air clouds that no one sees.
The world of dimensional space played by the real Hunyuan Wuji.
Even without Sun Yue, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa still couldn't help being interested, and stretching out their jade hands, a comparison of "Fengshen Yanyi" appeared.
It's not that I don't remember the records in it, but I just find it interesting.
Nuwa also smiled and said leisurely: "At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, when I saw Laozi coming, I got down from the canopy to greet him with all the disciples. The two sat down on the canopy hand in hand, and all the disciples bowed down and stood on both sides...
That Lao Tzu had beheaded the three corpses, but at this time the Great Master Xuandu was transformed by another corpse, and Taoist Sun Yue had to kill three times to kill the three corpses of that Lao Tzu. "
……
Before the Zhuxian formation.
Apparently no one knows that the real 'Xuandu Great Master' has already died, but now it is another Xuandu Great Master, or another corpse of Lao Tzu.
Chanjiao's gray-haired sages, masters and disciples, turned back directly to the Lupengxi Hall, only said one sentence every day, and only fought once, but it was exactly the moral style of Chanjiao.
But seeing the old singing voice of Master Tianji Xuandu, followed by Lao Tzu of Bajing Palace who also had two eyes, the disciples of the sages couldn't help being startled again.
Obviously, he couldn't help but wonder: "Why did the head teacher have the same eyes as mine?"Our eyes were gouged out by someone, so the eyes of Master Master and Master Master, could it be that they did it on purpose? '
In the Zhuxian Formation, Master Tongtian and a group of disciples can also see it.
As a result, I couldn't help being weird for an instant.
The leader of Tongtian Church was obviously stunned: Brother Daoist, do you think that eyes are good-looking?That's why he and his disciples have the same eyes?
As for the eldest disciple Duobao Taoist, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the head of all the qi-training female celestial beings under his teaching, the Holy Mother of Wudang and the Holy Mother of Guiling, all of them couldn't help but have strange and beautiful eyes.
But I saw Lao Tzu riding a blue bull with a horn in the Bajing Palace and falling down.
Yuanshi Tianzun has also put on a new Taoist robe.
But it was also the same as the record, and he hurried forward to greet him, but the half-bald head also made the old man of Bajing Palace couldn't help but take a second look.
In Zhuxian Formation, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, the Holy Mother of Wudang, and the Holy Mother of Guiling, the three beautiful female celestial celestial beings who practiced Qi, saw the second uncle's half head and bald head. Only by using the mana of the real Da Luo immortal can he hold back his laughter.
Then the two went up to the awning hand in hand and sat down.
The picture of two gray-haired old bastards with the same two eyes and their old hands holding each other is also extremely weird.
It's like the weird picture of two gray-haired old professors of morality walking together holding hands in the later generations of the earth, which is also extremely weird in the prehistoric.
Of course, the old professor of the real future earth will never be like this.
I saw two old miscellaneous hairs sitting on the reed canopy together, but they were still holding hands together, and then a group of saint disciples stood on both sides.
The Antarctic Immortal held a large feather fan in both hands and blocked Yuanshi Tianzun's head, and the new Master Xuandu also had a face full of hehe, and held a large feather fan in his hand to block the old man's head.
He completely ignored Tong Tian who was in the Zhuxian formation, and then Lao Tzu laughed and said: "My good brother Tongtian set up this Zhuxian formation to resist Zhou's soldiers and prevent Jiang Shang from going east, what is the meaning of this?
I therefore came to ask him to see what he had to say to me. "
What does this mean?Obviously, it was the old guy who plotted on his own, and asked Guang Chengzi to go to Biyou Palace to anger Tongtian, and deliberately let Tongtian set up the Zhuxian Formation, but he pretended to know nothing and asked what was the meaning of this?
It is precisely because of this that I came to ask him what he meant?See what he has to say to me?
The key question is, ask the veterans!Why do you just sit on the reed mat when you come.
In the mid-air cloud space that no one saw, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa couldn't help but curl their lips again.
Yuanshi Tianzun couldn't laugh this time either, and nodded with half of his bald head on his head and said: "Today, I am poor and self-sufficient, and I have advanced in his formation once, and I have never competed with him."
Never fought against him.
The brand-new Great Master Xuandu still looked at the two eyes under the big meaty head of the Antarctic Immortal with a hehehehehe look on his face.
Hearing this, Lao Tzu laughed again and said: "You just break him. If he is willing to obey, then let him obey; if he refuses to obey, then take him to Zixiao Palace to see the teacher and see what he says. "
It's as if Yuanshi Tianzun can break the formation alone.
If Yuanshi Tianzun can destroy the Zhuxian formation by himself, do the two old guys still need to call the two Hunyuan leaders of the Western Sect together?
As a result, after a few words, the heads of the two veterans also suddenly showed a cloud of joy, and they directly soared into the sky.
Then, there is no more.
……
Mid-air cloud.
Nu Wa couldn't help laughing and said: "But it's the next day, and the two of us will watch it again tomorrow."
But not only Nu Wa has understood the two old men, but the whole prehistoric world has also understood the characters of the two old bastards.
……
In a blink of an eye the second day.
Sun Yue couldn't help staying in the Zhuxian formation for a day, and never came out to be a demon again.
In front of the Xiqi formation, His Majesty lit countless incense sticks on the reed mat, making the smoke pleasant and auspicious.
Lao Tzu rode out directly on a green bull, and at the same time, the old voice sang: "Riding a bull is far beyond Qiancun, and the sound of the piccolo fairy is heard across the long distance. Open up the earth and open the sky as the leader, and refine the brocade in the furnace."
It was Lao Tzu who opened up the world and created the world.
But his old miscellaneous hairs turned white before leaving the mother's belly, so who is his mother?
……
A half-empty cloud that no one can see.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and Nuwa also arrived on time.
Hearing Lao Tzu's song, Nu Wa couldn't help laughing again: "I don't remember that this prehistoric world was created by Lao Tzu. No one has ever seen who created the world, so he took it first."
Apparently, Tongtian has also never seen the prehistoric world opened up by anyone, so he can't refute it when he hears that Lao Tzu said that he once created the world and became the leader of the sect.
When it comes to shameless being the most, it is obvious that Lao Tzu takes second place, and no one in Honghuang dares to take the first place.
Being able to teach disciples who are insidious, hypocritical, despicable, shameless and don't like women, it is obvious that the shamelessness of the old bastards is even better.
To be able to shamelessly admit that it is the world he opened up.
A song fell in an instant, and it was obvious that the old guy seemed to be more powerful (shameless).
Lao Tzu rode to the front of the battle with a blue bull with horns and a sacred face.
As a junior, Tongtian still respectfully saluted Jishou first and said: "Brother Dao, I invite you."
However, the old miscellaneous hair was shameless, and he said directly after hearing this: "My dear brother, I and you three will set up the list of gods, which is a destiny. How do you resist Zhou Bing and make Jiang Shang violate the destiny? "
The last time the Yellow River battled, didn't the old miscellaneous hairs think they were heaven?Even the world was opened up by his old miscellaneous hairs, and his old bastards still need to be doomed?
Even the sky is under his old miscellaneous hairs, and the prehistoric world was also created by his old miscellaneous hairs, and it is said that reaching the sky is against the destiny?What exactly is destiny?
Tong Tian is obviously a person who is easy to bully. It seems that he was used to being bullied by the two of them in Purple Night Palace.
Hearing this, he couldn't help arguing: "Brother Dao, don't insist on one side. Guang Chengzi entered the Biyou Palace three times, insulting my sect face to face, swearing with bad words, breaking the rules.
Yesterday, the second brother insisted on only being his own disciple, and rebelling against my brothers and sisters, what is the reason?Today, elder brother doesn't blame his disciples, but instead blames me, what does this mean?
If you want me to relieve my grievances, you can send Guangchengzi to Biyou Palace, and I will stop when I get rid of it; if you don't want to, let the elder brother do what he wants, each with his own skills! "
Obviously Tongtian is not afraid of Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun.
I didn't want Lao Tzu to hear it, but he said indifferently and shamelessly: "It seems that you are not biased when you talk like this? You listen to the words behind the disciples' backs, stir up the flames of ignorance, set up this evil formation, and harm living beings!
Don't say that Guang Chengzi may not have said such words, even if he did, it is not a crime.
You just move this thought, regret your original intention, go against the way of heaven, do not abide by the clear rules, and violate the precept of hatred and ignorance.You listen to my words as soon as possible, quickly explain this formation, return to the Biyou Palace, correct your past mistakes, and you can still take charge of the teaching;
If you don't listen to me, take you to Zixiao Palace, see the master, and demote you to reincarnation, never to go to Biyou Palace again, then it will be too late to regret! "
It can be said that people are shameless and invincible in the world. When did the Zhuxian Formation kill living beings?
What's more, it seems that his old miscellaneous hair can easily defeat Tongtian. If he can defeat Tongtian, why would he invite two Hunyuan leaders from the West to join forces with the four of them?
More against the heavens?Since the prehistoric world was opened up for his old miscellaneous hairs, and Zixiao Gong Hongjun was transformed by Pangu's aura, then what is the way of heaven in the prehistoric world?
He even shamelessly threatened to take over the Zixiao Palace in the sky. If the old miscellaneous hair has this ability, why should the four of them join forces?
……
Mid-empty where no one sees.
Nuwa also couldn't help laughing again and said: "If you talk about shamelessness, all the prehistoric beings added together can't match him as an old man of the Bajing Palace. I'm afraid I will anger fellow Taoist Sun Yue again."
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