Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 543 The Unknown Heavenly Emperor Goes to Watch the Fun

And at the same time as Sun Yue was doing something with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

In the city of Xuzhou.

Liu Bei is also discussing with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

It's just that Guan Yu's half-meter-long beard is gone, and there is a big scar on his chin. Zhang Fei also doesn't dare to grow a beard, and his face is also half-faced.

It can be said that the half-meter-long beard is not afraid of messy beard when playing against others?Obviously it's just for pretending to be cool, otherwise why wouldn't Lu Bu grow a beard.

But even if Confucianism is the only one at the moment, there is no saying that beards or hair must be tied, so some people have their hair tied, some have their hair loose, some have beards, and some have clean faces.

Why are other people's beards not two feet and a half meters long?
Don't other people have beards?That's why they all have short beards?

It's not that other people's beards don't grow anymore, but that they are too long and inconvenient. That's why no one looks like a crazy idiot with a two-foot-and-a-half-meter-long beard.

That half-meter-long beard looks cool, but do you wash your face in the morning?Wouldn't the half-meter-long beard be soaked when you wash your face?
If you don't wash your beard, it will definitely have a strong smell if you don't wash it for a long time.

Then when squatting, is Guan Yu afraid that he will get messed up?
If you are afraid of messy beard, then you must not put it on your legs to hold it down, otherwise you can't comb it with a comb after squatting?
If it is not placed on the legs, it will hang down from the front of the legs.

But when squatting down, the half-meter-long beard will inevitably hang down to the ground, and then when squatting to urinate, will it urinate forward onto your own half-meter-long beard?

So for Guan Yu's original two-foot-long beard, Liu Bei also has opinions in his heart, but it's hard to say anything.

Then, seeing the beardless and clean second and third younger brothers, Liu Bei also smiled slightly, and said noncommittally: "...Second brother's words are probably inappropriate.

We accepted the imperial decree (Cao Cao recognized Xuzhou Mu on behalf of the emperor), but the secret decree was dismissed as a preposterous imperial decree. Wouldn't it mean that we will accept whichever is beneficial to us?

If this is the case, it is not the way of a courtier.

Today is indeed because of Yuan Shu's disobedience, the emperor issued an edict, and I can only follow the edict to hunt down the thieves!It's just that this Xuzhou City, who should guard it? "

Knowing that it was a coercive edict, he still said that the emperor issued an edict, and he could only hunt down thieves according to the edict. He clearly wanted to take the opportunity to strengthen himself, but he ignored a 'key'.

Guan Yu immediately cupped his hands and said, "Brother, let me defend the city."

I didn't want Liu Bei to hear it, but he shook his head lightly and said, "I will discuss matters with you sooner or later, how can I leave? You can't stay."

Zhang Fei glared at him immediately, and said harshly, "Brother, let me defend the city."

Liu Bei didn't lift his eyelids, and still said calmly: "You can't defend the city, third brother. One of you beats the soldiers after drinking (drinking mad, no one can control it); the two act rashly and recklessly. I don't listen to people's advice. I don't worry about it."

As for Zhang Fei, who sells wine and butchers pigs, Sun Yue has also seriously thought about it. In future generations, there will be people who like Zhang Fei on the earth. He excused Zhang Fei by saying that all the generals beat their soldiers.

But why, there are countless famous generals in the Three Kingdoms, and only Zhang Fei is recorded as fond of whipping soldiers?Why didn't Liu Bei say that Guan Yu whipped the soldiers?
Obviously, no one else is like Zhang Fei, who doesn't regard soldiers as human beings, and likes to whip soldiers for fun after drinking. If it is a normal phenomenon, Liu Bei will not record Liu Bei's use of whipping soldiers as an excuse.

So it turns out that Zhang Fei took pleasure in beating soldiers after drinking, which is just an example.

As a result, the leopard head looked around and listened. Although he usually pretended to be rough and messy, of course he was indeed a messy person in his bones, but he was a little cautious, otherwise he wouldn't be happy to whip the soldiers after drinking.

So what kind of perverted psychology do you have to enjoy beating soldiers after drinking?

But there is such a person, Liu Bei still treats him as a brother, what does it mean?
It shows that Liu Bei also doesn't regard those ordinary soldiers as human beings.

Righteousness?

If Liu Bei is really benevolent, will he not treat ordinary soldiers as human beings?Would you consider a man who enjoys beating soldiers as a brother?
And Zhang Fei immediately assured him: "Don't worry, brother, from today onwards, I will not drink alcohol or fight sergeants, and I will just listen to people's advice."

In the end, it was guaranteed to be fine, but at night, he would get drunk again, cause a catastrophe, kill Liu Bei, and let Liu Bei say the next "eternal famous saying".

But with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei getting along for a period of time, wouldn't you know that Zhang Fei's guarantee was like farting?
It is impossible for Liu Bei not to know.

So, since Liu Bei knew that Zhang Fei's guarantee was tantamount to farting, he clearly knew that it was useless to tell Zhang Fei, but he said it seriously to Zhang Fei, what does it mean?
It is obvious that Zhang Fei can show his benevolence and righteousness by beating the soldiers, which has formed an inertial pattern, but he did not blame Zhang Fei for beating the soldiers, which obviously shows Liu Bei's hypocrisy.

Don't blame Zhang Fei, let Zhang Fei whip the soldiers, doesn't it mean that the soldiers are nothing in Liu Bei's eyes?Can Zhang Fei be whipped?

Just like what Liu Bei said, the so-called one who wins the hearts of the people wins the world, so Cao Wei is the one who wins the world in the end, because Liu Bei is unpopular and doesn't treat people as people.

But not wanting Zhang Fei's voice to fall, Liu Bei said indifferently: "Even though the third brother said so, I am not at ease (I don't know you, third brother? Your guarantee is the same as no guarantee). I have to ask Chen Yuanlong to help you, Make you drink less sooner or later, so as not to cause accidents.

well!You don't know, the only thing I am worried about is Sun Yue, the prefect of Zhonghua County.

It's been a while since there's been any movement, and Sun Yue seems to be my nemesis Liu Bei, every time I see him, I will only be more embarrassed. "

Let Zhang Fei drink less sooner or later?It shows that Zhang Fei is drinking all day long, obviously in order to keep pretending to be rough and messy.

And Zhang Fei did smell of alcohol right now, so he immediately said in a rough voice: "Brother, why are you afraid of him? Now my brother is also a Xuzhou shepherd, I don't know how much older than his Zhonghua County! If he doesn't know magic, I will fight him for three hundred rounds."

Guan Yu also couldn't help but his expression changed.

Liu Bei lowered his eyelids and said: "Although he is only a small Zhonghua County, the people in Xuzhou surpass ours. I just hope that we don't meet him again, otherwise Lu Bu is no more than a man, but Sun Yue is hard to beat.

Alright, order troops immediately, set off at noon, send troops to Yuan Shu!The third brother stayed behind in Xuzhou. "

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As a result, as soon as Liu Bei and Guan Yu led the troops to leave Xuzhou, Zhang Fei, as Xuzhou's "three masters", hosted a banquet for all the officials in Xuzhou, and said loudly: "When my brother is leaving, he told me to drink less, lest something happen.

You are all drunk today, and you will all quit drinking tomorrow to help me defend the city, but you will drink to the full today. (Drunk for the last time today, and will start quitting drinking tomorrow!)”

But he didn't want to drink to Cao Bao, the former general of Tao Qian's department, but Cao Bao didn't give face, saying that he would quit drinking today.

Miraculously, it is the same as in the Three Realms, the place that is disturbed will change, but sometimes if no one interferes, it will miraculously return to the original track.

But this time, except that Lu Bu became Xu Rong, the trajectory was the same as before.

Sun Yue and Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't hide, so they could only rely on the map of mountains and rivers to hide themselves, and they could only watch the scene from a distance, and there was no way to watch it up close.

Then, Cao Bao still didn't escape, because he didn't want to drink, he was whipped fifty times by Zhang Fei, and it was because of Mi Zhu and Chen Deng's intercession that Zhang Fei gave up.

So Cao Bao held a grudge, and took advantage of the night to vote for Xu Rong, who was arranged in Xiaopei. Xu Rong also had a counselor, Chen Gong, and immediately suggested to Xu Rong: "Xiaopei is not a place to live for a long time. Now that Xuzhou has a gap, If you lose this and don’t take it, it’s too late to regret.”

As a result, Sun Yue couldn't help but want to witness it. At night, Zhang Fei was sleeping soundly drunk, and suddenly Xu Rong from Xiaopei led his troops into Xuzhou City.

It was Zhang Fei who was almost killed this time. In the end, under the protection of the eighteen Yan generals, he escaped from the east gate of Xuzhou and fled for his life. He lost Xuzhou and even Liu Bei's wife.

Sun Yue and Guanyin Bodhisattva were the first to receive the news, and they couldn't help but twitch their mouths and said, "Zhang Fei is really a treasure. I don't know where Liu Bei married Mrs. Gan. I think it should be in that plain. county.

Walk!Wife, you stay in the world of Shanhe Sheji map, and I bring the Shanhe Sheji map, let's go see Liu Bei's reaction, and witness Liu Bei's "eternal famous saying".

When Lao Sun can open this plane channel, when the time is right, he will throw all three of them to the earth of the afterlife. "

Guanyin Bodhisattva also couldn't help saying softly: "You monkey will be afraid of losing me for a moment when you leave me. You can go by yourself. I will go to the Baolian Pond in Chaoyin Cave to take a bath first."

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