Chapter 78 The Unlucky Tang Monk

Sun Yue is also completely used to it, so he couldn't help but bared his teeth and said: "No way! Play while you are, little brat!"

As he said that, he ignored him directly, grabbed Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade hand and left.

The three little sisters were obviously taken aback by the words, and one of them immediately wrinkled her nose and shouted without fear: "Brother, you are so ugly, you are not worthy of my sister at all. How dare you say that our little sister Bitch!"

In an instant, Sun Yue's nose was almost crooked. He knew that he had an ordinary appearance, but after being reminded by Guanyin Bodhisattva, he realized that he really resembled a monkey's face.

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but smile slightly when he heard it, he felt that everything was novel in this completely different and strange world.

Passing by the couple hugging each other, they couldn't help taking a look with their beautiful eyes, wondering: "Husband, are all couples in this world so openly intimate?"

The sound of husband made Sun Yue's bones almost crisp in an instant. He nodded hurriedly and said, "Usually only young people do it. It's normal for couples like us to hold hands."

It's just obvious that along the way, no matter where you pass, the return rate is [-]%!No matter adults or children, men, women, old or young, they couldn't help but take a second look.

At the same time, I saw Sun Yue on the side, also without exception, everyone had a pity expression of flowers stuck in cow dung, even if it was a child of a few years old.

In short, the two of them walked together hand in hand, no matter how they looked, they didn't match well, but the two of them were obviously a couple holding hands.

A fairy who seems to have come to the mortal world, the real fairy spirit is not something that can be acted out, a young man who is so earthy that he can't be more earthy.

Fortunately, the location of the mall is not far.

Before entering the shopping mall, Sun Yue couldn't help but said with a troubled expression on his face: "You should change a little more, and become more ordinary, otherwise I won't look like a husband and wife when I walk with you."

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but smile and said, "But I also found that people in this world are different. In the Three Realms, except you monkey, no one dares to stare at me like that;

In this world, no one is afraid of me, and it makes me more curious, so I will change it a bit, and keep a low profile like you said, maybe it will be interesting in the future. "

The words were completely silent, there was no change in appearance, and the same perfect and attractive figure did not change, but it still felt changed instantly.

She has become ordinary, but she is still extremely alluring. She can definitely be called a beauty, an ordinary but absolutely alluring beauty, but without that immortal aura.

Then Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva smiled leisurely and said: "I have proclaimed myself a mana cultivation base, and now only my body is left, but I have to rely on you to protect me. When I have a chance in the future, I also want to be a mortal."

Sun Yue grinned hurriedly, nodded vigorously, and clasped his fingers together deliberately: "Okay! That's it! In this world, my husband will stand in front of me."

After a while.

Lingerie section.

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned her head directly, and said in a leisurely voice: "I don't need these, let's go and look at other clothes, I just want to wait for the future, to be an ordinary mortal in this world, and it will be easy to wear when I come back.

From now on, I will be an ordinary mortal in this world, named Liu Yin. "

Sun Yue couldn't help but bared his teeth.

Soon women's clothing section.

Inside the changing room.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said in a leisurely voice again: "My husband, you don't want to peek, do you?"

Sun Yue immediately bared his teeth: "Old Sun is a serious person!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said leisurely: "Then who broke into Chaoyin Cave when I was taking a bath, you also proclaimed yourself a mana cultivation base, and sealed your golden eyes and magical powers."

Sun Yue couldn't help grinning again.

Suddenly a female voice shouted in the distance: "Husband, what do you think of this dress?"

In the changing room, Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice continued: "Husband, it seems that someone is calling you outside, but did you meet someone you know?"

Sun Yue had no choice but to silently proclaim his mana cultivation, which also included the supernatural power that could see through everything with his golden eyes.

It was only after hearing about it that he couldn't help but suddenly realized that it seemed interesting to proclaim himself a mana cultivation base, but right now he didn't have time to stay for long.

Then he had to grit his teeth and explain: "It should be the same name, I can't see anything now, you can really be a mortal."

After a while, Guanyin Bodhisattva put on modern clothes and came out, but Sun Yue still couldn't help staring blankly, and his mind couldn't help thinking about it.

So soon.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said leisurely, "Husband, what do you think of this dress?"

Sun Yue nodded foolishly: "You look good, you look good in anything you wear!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Husband, how about this dress?"

Sun Yue continued to nod foolishly: "Yeah! It looks good! It looks good! Buy it! Buy it all!"

Suddenly another voice said in the distance: "Honey, help me take out that dress for a try."

Sun Yue already had seven bags hanging around his neck, five bags on each shoulder, and seven or eight bags in each hand, almost burying his whole body.

But I couldn't help but sighed in my heart, I never thought of it, and I couldn't help but straighten my eyes: woman!You are the famous Guanyin Bodhisattva, why do you buy so many clothes?
After hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help asking again: "Husband, why is there another person with the same name as you?"

Sun Yue snorted and said, "Well, well, another one with the same name."

Three hours in a blink of an eye.

Sun Yue had almost exposed his face to the outside, his whole body was covered with bags. This time, the one who turned his head [-]% turned his head was Sun Yue, and followed behind Guanyin Bodhisattva like a follower.

It is obvious that the whole person is not well, and he is in a daze state with blank eyes.

Since I really can't take it anymore, since I want to experience the real mortal, I can only go back temporarily, but fortunately this time because of the low-key, there are no surprises.

On the way back, Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a leisurely voice: "You monkey, you can deceive others, but you dare to deceive me, how long do you think you can deceive me?

I quietly asked a woman to find out that you actually asked me to call you "husband" all the way. The woman taught me that when you go back and let you kneel on the washboard all night, you will be honest in the future. "

Sun Yue couldn't help being stunned: Kneeling on the washboard?Which old lady made the move?

Sun Yue was dumbfounded, and couldn't help being scolded all the way back to the apartment.

At the same time, Tang Seng on the other side was also dumbfounded.

I also quickly realized that the great apprentice Sun Wukong was arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I couldn't really leave, fearing that something happened, I took the opportunity to be blamed by myself and left.

But Sun Yue's departure wasn't what made Tang Seng the most dumbfounded.

What really made him dumbfounded was that it had been an hour since Zhu Bajie left Baihuling to go to Huazhai, but he seemed to have disappeared, and there was no more movement.

And far away in the grass, Zhu Bajie couldn't help humming to himself: "If I go back like this and tell the old monk that there is no place to eat, he won't believe that I have traveled so much, but I need more It took a few hours before I could answer.

No matter, no matter, let's go to sleep in this grass department. "

As a result, the voice fell while humming, and the pig's head directly arched into the grass on the ground, followed by a very miraculous snoring sound.

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