Chapter 86
"puff!"
As a result, as soon as he yelled, he was kicked in the crotch by Monkey King with an iron foot.
But before the sharp reaction of his eyes made everyone in the Lingxiao Palace have no time to react, Monkey King had already brought Nezha down, and greeted his head and face with a pair of iron fists.
In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen punches hit Nezha on the head and face, causing the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Drifting to tremble, and there was a strange silence in the Lingxiao Palace.
A second later, the Jade Emperor on the throne of Lingxiao couldn't help being a little confused, and finally stopped shouting: "Monkey King!"
Sun Yue's monkey face, who also gave face to face, stopped ferociously.
But even if he stopped, he still kicked Nezha's crotch a few times, almost making everyone unable to bear the corners of their eyes to twitch.
Then Sun Yue bared his teeth and said: "If you don't beat your grandson, you won't know what your grandson's last name is!"
As for the reason, only Sun Yue himself knows, and it's not just because of his words of monster monkey, but also because he ruined the image of Nezha in Sun Yue's heart.
Unexpectedly, the real Nezha is not a boy, but a young man of seventeen or eighteen!
But the key problem is that young people of seventeen or eighteen years old are nothing but disgusting people who are still wearing red trousers and a red bellyband, especially with a braid on top of their head!
Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore, and added a word of monster monkey, he was directly in the Lingxiao Palace, and shocked everyone's eyes and gave him a violent beating.
And the Four Great Celestial Masters who came in behind humming and chirping, Daoist Taiyi, Qianliyan Shunfenger, Four Great Heavenly Kings, Tota Heavenly King, and the Immortal Generals in the whole hall, all of them could not help but see their eyelids twitch. .
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor yelled in time, and then continued to speak: "Sun Wukong, why did you hit my Lingxiao Palace again, and even acted as a murderer in the palace, punching my three altars Haihui Great God?
And what is the meaning of putting so many skulls in my temple? "
Sun Yue couldn't help but bared his teeth again, only to see that the Jade Emperor was a middle-aged old man with a big face, with a neat five-willow long beard, and he was shining golden on the Lingxiao throne.
Immediately afterwards, no one could have imagined that he bared his teeth and said, "This grandson's red bellyband and red trousers are so disgusting to my grandson! From now on, my grandson will be beaten once every time I see him. Your Majesty, you should let him change into another outfit."
master!Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, and Little Bailong all come to the front.Master, tell me, why did Lao Sun bring so many skulls to Lingxiao Palace? "
Everyone in Lingxiao Palace was obviously stunned by Sun Yue's violent punches.
And I am even more curious about what happened to the master and apprentice who suddenly stopped going to learn the scriptures and turned to the Lingxiao Palace to offer human skulls?
But as Zhu Bajie hid behind the Drifting Monk, the Drifting Monk also did not dare to look up and followed behind Tang Seng, appearing in full view of the Lingxiao Palace.
No one noticed the Jade Emperor on the throne of Lingxiao, his yellow face obviously turned black, and his face became so gloomy that he could almost drip water.
On the contrary, it was only Xiao Bailong who was almost executed for arson at the beginning, who held his chest up and looked up without fear at all. Anyway, it was not the Lingxiao Palace that was set on fire.
Tang Seng was somewhat nervous.
As a result, a full three seconds passed before Tang Seng opened his hands and said to Amitabha Buddha: "I am reporting to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, but my master and disciple were enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and under the order of the Emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, they went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek sutras;
When I met Wanzishan in Hezhou, Xiniu, I didn't want to but was blocked by a man-eating monster. First, I captured the poor monk, promised to eat the poor monk, and then beat the poor monk's apprentice Sha Monk twice;
After my master and apprentice escaped, I heard that the demon couple, the woman is the jade girl serving incense in the temple of His Majesty Tianzun, and the demon is Kui Mulang, the 28th star in the heaven;
The husband and wife both eat people for a living in the world, and the skull of this person is left behind by the person her husband and wife ate;
I am a monk with compassion in mind, sweeping the ground for fear of harming the lives of ants, and cherishing the moth veil lamp, so my disciple is so angry, and please forgive him for the crime of committing a murder in the palace;
I hope that the gods will bring down the demons, and we will respect the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva and continue to worship Buddha in the west to learn scriptures. "
There is an eerie silence in the Lingxiao Palace, and the taste has obviously changed. If there are monsters blocking the way, your master and apprentice, go and subdue the demons, so call the Lingxiao Palace to complain...
Then if all the monsters along the way go to the person behind to complain, how can this calamity be successful in the end?
But Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk are evasive and dare not raise their heads, but they obviously appear in the Lingxiao Palace, in front of the Jade Emperor, but they are here to give the Jade Emperor eye drops!
But even if the Jade Emperor couldn't help his face turning dark any longer, he couldn't move the two of them right now, but he could only ask the four great celestial masters with a gloomy expression.
The four celestial masters didn't dare to say too much, so they hurriedly took orders to investigate.
In the end, after only a few breaths, he returned and said: "Returning to Your Majesty, it is true that Kui Mulang is missing, and he has gone to the lower realm. Now it has been 13 years in the lower realm."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he looked at Qianliyan Shunfenger lightly, and said in a loud voice, "Let's see where they are in the world right now?"
Clairvoyant and Shunfenger also immediately cautiously went to the lower realm to watch and listen.
After the same few breaths, he reported without daring to hide anything: "Your Majesty, Nakui Mulang and the jade girl of Pixiang Palace are currently eating people and drinking at the consort's mansion of Baoxiang Kingdom in Hezhou, Xiniu."
The Jade Emperor was obviously expressionless, and once again ordered in a loud voice: "Ask the star members of this department, and announce the two of them to come to the world."
The result was still only a few breaths away. The couple, who were eating people, drinking and thinking about revenge, were escorted to the Lingxiao Temple, and they couldn't help but bow respectfully with trembling bodies.
Because of the obvious problem, since Tang Seng and his disciples appeared in the Lingxiao Palace, it means that the show was a mess!
In the center of the Lingxiao Palace, there is a mountain-like skull. In front of the skull is Tang Monk and his disciples, and above the throne is the Jade Emperor.
Then the husband and wife knelt down trembling.
The Jade Emperor also asked the two with a dark face and a loud voice: "Kui Mulang, there are boundless scenic spots in the upper world, you two are not used, why did you smuggle one?"
Kui Mulang immediately kowtowed respectfully and said: "Your Majesty, pardon me for my death penalty. She was originally a jade girl serving incense in the Temple of Fragrance. Because she wanted to have an affair with me, I was afraid that I would stain the heavenly palace.
So let her go to the lower realm first, and be reborn in the inner courtyard of the palace.The minister lived up to the previous stage, turned into a monster, occupied the famous mountain, and married him for 13 years.
Drinking and pecking today is not predetermined.It happened that the person who was learned from the scriptures succeeded here. "
It is obvious that I am not stupid, pointing out that drinking and pecking has a cause and effect, and the two of us are ordered by His Majesty and Queen Mother to do this difficult thing in the lower realm.Today, the people who learn the scriptures are blocked, but it can be regarded as a success. I also ask your Majesty to pardon the death penalty.
Obviously, there are not many immortal generals in Lingxiao Palace who can understand.
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but nodded slightly, and said: "Although it is a drink and a peck, it is a crime to descend to the realm without permission;
Then I will confiscate your gold medal, demote the two of you to go to Tushita Palace to set fire to the Taishang Laojun, take salary as a job, return to your post if you have meritorious deeds, and add more crimes if you have no meritorious service. "
Finally, Sun Yue couldn't help baring his teeth, waiting for the last moment!
He ate so many people in the world, and when he returned to the sky, he was just sent to light the fire for the Taishang Laojun?And there is still a salary!Even if you have done meritorious service, you can be reinstated as the 28th Su Xingjun!
Similarly, Tang Seng couldn't help but be shocked for an instant, he felt his mind was blank, the appearance of the treasure was unprecedentedly solemn, and suddenly he clasped his hands together, and slowly fell down in the Lingxiao Palace.
At the same time, he opened his mouth and said: "Amitabha! If you can't save all living beings, what's the use of learning the scriptures? Why is the monster who eats people a fairy god that surpasses all living beings?
The cannibal burns the fire, but what is the guilt of the eaten?How many skulls there are here, the poor monk will save them for many years, and then go to the west to seek the scriptures after the salvation. "
In an instant, the Jade Emperor's face turned dark again.
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"puff!"
As a result, as soon as he yelled, he was kicked in the crotch by Monkey King with an iron foot.
But before the sharp reaction of his eyes made everyone in the Lingxiao Palace have no time to react, Monkey King had already brought Nezha down, and greeted his head and face with a pair of iron fists.
In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen punches hit Nezha on the head and face, causing the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Drifting to tremble, and there was a strange silence in the Lingxiao Palace.
A second later, the Jade Emperor on the throne of Lingxiao couldn't help being a little confused, and finally stopped shouting: "Monkey King!"
Sun Yue's monkey face, who also gave face to face, stopped ferociously.
But even if he stopped, he still kicked Nezha's crotch a few times, almost making everyone unable to bear the corners of their eyes to twitch.
Then Sun Yue bared his teeth and said: "If you don't beat your grandson, you won't know what your grandson's last name is!"
As for the reason, only Sun Yue himself knows, and it's not just because of his words of monster monkey, but also because he ruined the image of Nezha in Sun Yue's heart.
Unexpectedly, the real Nezha is not a boy, but a young man of seventeen or eighteen!
But the key problem is that young people of seventeen or eighteen years old are nothing but disgusting people who are still wearing red trousers and a red bellyband, especially with a braid on top of their head!
Sun Yue couldn't bear it anymore, and added a word of monster monkey, he was directly in the Lingxiao Palace, and shocked everyone's eyes and gave him a violent beating.
And the Four Great Celestial Masters who came in behind humming and chirping, Daoist Taiyi, Qianliyan Shunfenger, Four Great Heavenly Kings, Tota Heavenly King, and the Immortal Generals in the whole hall, all of them could not help but see their eyelids twitch. .
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor yelled in time, and then continued to speak: "Sun Wukong, why did you hit my Lingxiao Palace again, and even acted as a murderer in the palace, punching my three altars Haihui Great God?
And what is the meaning of putting so many skulls in my temple? "
Sun Yue couldn't help but bared his teeth again, only to see that the Jade Emperor was a middle-aged old man with a big face, with a neat five-willow long beard, and he was shining golden on the Lingxiao throne.
Immediately afterwards, no one could have imagined that he bared his teeth and said, "This grandson's red bellyband and red trousers are so disgusting to my grandson! From now on, my grandson will be beaten once every time I see him. Your Majesty, you should let him change into another outfit."
master!Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, and Little Bailong all come to the front.Master, tell me, why did Lao Sun bring so many skulls to Lingxiao Palace? "
Everyone in Lingxiao Palace was obviously stunned by Sun Yue's violent punches.
And I am even more curious about what happened to the master and apprentice who suddenly stopped going to learn the scriptures and turned to the Lingxiao Palace to offer human skulls?
But as Zhu Bajie hid behind the Drifting Monk, the Drifting Monk also did not dare to look up and followed behind Tang Seng, appearing in full view of the Lingxiao Palace.
No one noticed the Jade Emperor on the throne of Lingxiao, his yellow face obviously turned black, and his face became so gloomy that he could almost drip water.
On the contrary, it was only Xiao Bailong who was almost executed for arson at the beginning, who held his chest up and looked up without fear at all. Anyway, it was not the Lingxiao Palace that was set on fire.
Tang Seng was somewhat nervous.
As a result, a full three seconds passed before Tang Seng opened his hands and said to Amitabha Buddha: "I am reporting to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, but my master and disciple were enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and under the order of the Emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, they went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek sutras;
When I met Wanzishan in Hezhou, Xiniu, I didn't want to but was blocked by a man-eating monster. First, I captured the poor monk, promised to eat the poor monk, and then beat the poor monk's apprentice Sha Monk twice;
After my master and apprentice escaped, I heard that the demon couple, the woman is the jade girl serving incense in the temple of His Majesty Tianzun, and the demon is Kui Mulang, the 28th star in the heaven;
The husband and wife both eat people for a living in the world, and the skull of this person is left behind by the person her husband and wife ate;
I am a monk with compassion in mind, sweeping the ground for fear of harming the lives of ants, and cherishing the moth veil lamp, so my disciple is so angry, and please forgive him for the crime of committing a murder in the palace;
I hope that the gods will bring down the demons, and we will respect the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva and continue to worship Buddha in the west to learn scriptures. "
There is an eerie silence in the Lingxiao Palace, and the taste has obviously changed. If there are monsters blocking the way, your master and apprentice, go and subdue the demons, so call the Lingxiao Palace to complain...
Then if all the monsters along the way go to the person behind to complain, how can this calamity be successful in the end?
But Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk are evasive and dare not raise their heads, but they obviously appear in the Lingxiao Palace, in front of the Jade Emperor, but they are here to give the Jade Emperor eye drops!
But even if the Jade Emperor couldn't help his face turning dark any longer, he couldn't move the two of them right now, but he could only ask the four great celestial masters with a gloomy expression.
The four celestial masters didn't dare to say too much, so they hurriedly took orders to investigate.
In the end, after only a few breaths, he returned and said: "Returning to Your Majesty, it is true that Kui Mulang is missing, and he has gone to the lower realm. Now it has been 13 years in the lower realm."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he looked at Qianliyan Shunfenger lightly, and said in a loud voice, "Let's see where they are in the world right now?"
Clairvoyant and Shunfenger also immediately cautiously went to the lower realm to watch and listen.
After the same few breaths, he reported without daring to hide anything: "Your Majesty, Nakui Mulang and the jade girl of Pixiang Palace are currently eating people and drinking at the consort's mansion of Baoxiang Kingdom in Hezhou, Xiniu."
The Jade Emperor was obviously expressionless, and once again ordered in a loud voice: "Ask the star members of this department, and announce the two of them to come to the world."
The result was still only a few breaths away. The couple, who were eating people, drinking and thinking about revenge, were escorted to the Lingxiao Temple, and they couldn't help but bow respectfully with trembling bodies.
Because of the obvious problem, since Tang Seng and his disciples appeared in the Lingxiao Palace, it means that the show was a mess!
In the center of the Lingxiao Palace, there is a mountain-like skull. In front of the skull is Tang Monk and his disciples, and above the throne is the Jade Emperor.
Then the husband and wife knelt down trembling.
The Jade Emperor also asked the two with a dark face and a loud voice: "Kui Mulang, there are boundless scenic spots in the upper world, you two are not used, why did you smuggle one?"
Kui Mulang immediately kowtowed respectfully and said: "Your Majesty, pardon me for my death penalty. She was originally a jade girl serving incense in the Temple of Fragrance. Because she wanted to have an affair with me, I was afraid that I would stain the heavenly palace.
So let her go to the lower realm first, and be reborn in the inner courtyard of the palace.The minister lived up to the previous stage, turned into a monster, occupied the famous mountain, and married him for 13 years.
Drinking and pecking today is not predetermined.It happened that the person who was learned from the scriptures succeeded here. "
It is obvious that I am not stupid, pointing out that drinking and pecking has a cause and effect, and the two of us are ordered by His Majesty and Queen Mother to do this difficult thing in the lower realm.Today, the people who learn the scriptures are blocked, but it can be regarded as a success. I also ask your Majesty to pardon the death penalty.
Obviously, there are not many immortal generals in Lingxiao Palace who can understand.
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but nodded slightly, and said: "Although it is a drink and a peck, it is a crime to descend to the realm without permission;
Then I will confiscate your gold medal, demote the two of you to go to Tushita Palace to set fire to the Taishang Laojun, take salary as a job, return to your post if you have meritorious deeds, and add more crimes if you have no meritorious service. "
Finally, Sun Yue couldn't help baring his teeth, waiting for the last moment!
He ate so many people in the world, and when he returned to the sky, he was just sent to light the fire for the Taishang Laojun?And there is still a salary!Even if you have done meritorious service, you can be reinstated as the 28th Su Xingjun!
Similarly, Tang Seng couldn't help but be shocked for an instant, he felt his mind was blank, the appearance of the treasure was unprecedentedly solemn, and suddenly he clasped his hands together, and slowly fell down in the Lingxiao Palace.
At the same time, he opened his mouth and said: "Amitabha! If you can't save all living beings, what's the use of learning the scriptures? Why is the monster who eats people a fairy god that surpasses all living beings?
The cannibal burns the fire, but what is the guilt of the eaten?How many skulls there are here, the poor monk will save them for many years, and then go to the west to seek the scriptures after the salvation. "
In an instant, the Jade Emperor's face turned dark again.
The second update, book friends, don't forget to vote after reading it, please recommend votes for new books, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
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