Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 90 Unlucky Daily Merit Cao Taishang Laojun Reenters the Pit

And on the mountain road, Tang Seng looked at the peach in his hand in a daze, not only because it was another peach.

The point is that the peaches are nothing but poop, and I would feel really hungry if I didn’t eat them, but I had already eaten them carefully, chewing every bite carefully and watching carefully.

However, I didn't want to leave the last bite without looking at it. After I finished eating, I realized that half a worm had emerged.

So I couldn't help but stare blankly, with a look of helplessness on my face.

Zhu Bajie's two small eyes seemed to be staring at him all the time, and he couldn't help humming: "Master, you secretly eat meat by yourself while we can't see it."

Tang Seng couldn't help but put the peach aside, and Xiao Bailong hurriedly pretended to lower his head to eat grass.

Fortunately, Sun Yue also fell from the clouds immediately after, and since he just heard Zhu Bajie's humming, he couldn't help grinning, and deliberately stretched his head to look at the half worm on the peach.

But Xiao Bailong couldn't see it, Sun Yue could see through the peaches at a glance, and deliberately every time the peaches were melted, there was no worm in them.

Even if there were no worms in it, Sun Yue would put one in, just to let Tang Monk eat meat, especially to supplement protein.

Tang Seng sighed speechlessly, and his state of mind changed a lot, and he directly raised his hands habitually: "Amitabha!"

Sun Yue looked directly at Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk and said, "Bajie, Brother Sha, just let the master rest for a while, and Lao Sun will also touch up your makeup for you two. The Baoxiang Kingdom is ahead..."

After a while.

Not only Zhu Bajie and Drifting have returned to their original appearance, with the sun drawn between one eyebrow and the moon drawn between the other, pink and white face, and lipstick on the pig's mouth.

Tang Seng's bald head was also shaved and shiny, with a sun on his head that he couldn't see, and then two rows of red spots from the front to the back of his head.

Just saying what I disagree with, like Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk, his face was painted pink and white, and it was Sun Yue who took out the portrait of Tathagata Buddha again.

And when I saw the Tathagata Buddha's fat head and big ears, his face was full of oil, his face was hehehehe, and there was a red mole between his eyebrows, which was also when he was wearing lipstick.

In the end, I had to agree, and then a red mole was dotted between the eyebrows, and the lips were painted red.

Master, aren't you Amitabha all day long?It is also the second disciple of the old Tathagata of the Western Heaven. Even the Tathagata Buddha has a red mole on the center of his eyebrows and is wearing lipstick. Do you want to disrespect the Buddha, Master?

And even with the testimony of Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, the image of the Buddha of the Western Paradise is indeed so, and the result is that Tang Seng has also changed a lot.

Only Xiaobailong escaped.

Sun Yue also put on a fake tight band for himself.

Then Sun Yue was not in the mood to wander on the road, so Xiaobailong speeded up on his own, but within two hours the master and his disciples reached Baoxiang Country.

The only difference this time is, why did the king of Baoxiang stamp his seal?Just passing by.

So Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk changed their appearance slightly, and Sun Yue also changed a little, so the master and apprentice simply spent the night in the firewood room of a brothel.

As for why he chose to stay in a brothel, it was a show of hands, and both Zhu Bajie and Drifting agreed, but Tang Seng's objection was completely invalid.

And form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. Master, the more you don’t want to go to a brothel, it means that you want to be more colored in your heart. In our eyes, everything is nothing but emptiness. Why do you regard it as form, master?

Zhu Bajie and Drifting immediately nodded in agreement.

Drifting raised his hands in a rough voice: "Eldest brother is right."

Zhu Bajie also snorted and said: "Brother Hou is right, master and I can only show that I am a monk by spending the night in a brothel, so that I can show that I am a monk. Color is emptiness, emptiness is lust, everything is nothing but emptiness..."

So this night.

Tang Seng finally ate a normal meal, and then slept in the woodshed of the brothel.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting disappeared without a sound and did not return until the morning. Little Bailong also went somewhere in the middle of the night.

And Tang Seng also had an extremely clear and beautiful dream. In the dream, when he couldn't see clearly, he spent a whole night with two women.

Then, as soon as he left Baoxiang Kingdom in the morning, Tang Seng couldn't help but dare not mention the curiosity of the night dream: "Wukong, why did I sleep in that firewood room all night, but the more I slept, the more tired I became?

Almost like the one time in the forest before Longevity Mountain, as a teacher, I only felt sore all over my body, especially my abdomen and waist, alas!I don't know why.Amitabha! "

Zhu Bajie was carrying his nine-toothed rake, his legs were obviously a little fluttering, and he hummed: "What the master said is that my old pig only feels sore all over after sleeping all night."

Drifting also wobbled his legs a bit, and said in a rough voice: "Brother, why don't we sleep in the wild next time, the place of the brothel is not suitable after all."

Xiao Bailong obviously had some wobbly legs, so he couldn't help walking forward slowly.

Only Sun Yue couldn't help grinning his teeth again and again, and said, "When we get to the foot of the mountain ahead, I'll take a rest, but if we get to the West Paradise earlier, we can become a Buddha sooner."

But looking at the mountain is exhausting, and the little white dragon is a dragon and horse.

He also walked to the foot of the mountain without knowing it while talking.

Only then did he see a steep and steep mountain.

Zhu Bajie threw the rake on the ground, sat down in the grass and never got up again.

Drifting also unloaded the salute from his shoulders, and hurriedly sat down on the ground to rest.

Tang Seng also had a sore waist and legs and was helped off the horse by Sun Yue. He couldn't help but want to ask: Wukong, do you think there are monsters in this mountain?
Suddenly, I saw a dumbfounded woodcutter standing on a bare rocky cliff in front of me.

It was obvious that they saw the outfits of the master and apprentice, with expressions as if they had been struck by lightning.

The woodcutter obviously couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, and suddenly he shouted loudly: "The elder who went west, during the pause, I have a message: There is a group of poisonous monsters on this mountain, who only eat you here and there. people who go."

But Tang Seng, who was supposed to be frightened out of his wits in an instant and fell off his horse again, this time he said calmly, "Apprentices, what do you think?"

It is obvious that the woodcutter in front is not afraid of Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk and monsters, which obviously shows an obvious problem, the woodcutter in front definitely has a problem.

As for what's the problem?If the fairy god in the sky wanted to remind himself and his group, would he still change into a mortal and come over like this?Isn't that just playing with your own group?

If it's really the fairy god that day, wouldn't the whole group be grateful to come here as me?

So for a moment, apart from Sun Yue whose eyes flickered on purpose, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sand Monk, and Xiao Bailong all thought of it together, it must be the monster in that mountain!
Zhu Bajie snorted directly: "My old pig can't walk anymore."

Obviously Drifting Monk and Little White Dragon also collapsed.

Sun Yue also simply bared his teeth and said: "Every time I want my grandson to be a villain! This time I don't care about it. Master, are you going to cut the meat to feed the eagle, let the tiger go, and then let it eat people;
It was better to save the tiger with Thunderbolt Asura, and Lao Sun happened to have some firecrackers here, so I can lend it to the master, the master decides by himself. "

As Sun Yue said that, with a flash of his hand, another bundle of firecrackers appeared and handed them directly to Tang Seng.

　Thanks to the book friend "151****1231" for the reward. I can't see the name, so I guess it should be the mobile phone number.The second is sent, and the new book asks for recommendation tickets for support.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)