God's Summoner

Chapter 1036 Violent Tang Monk! ! !

Chapter 1036 Violent Tang Monk! ! !

"I'm going to tie him up today, and I want to tie this guy out!"

Ji Kao is really angry...Grandma's, at first he thought Tang Seng was just a stubborn cousin of the Holy Mother, who only believed in death all his life.But I really didn't expect that this guy was not only stubborn, but also a fucking rascal than himself.

But when a rogue meets a rogue, and it's useless to talk to each other, it just depends on whose fist is hard.

Ji Kao really didn't believe it this time. I tied you out and served you with tiger stools and chili oil every day. Are you afraid that you won't let go?No matter how bad it is, if I bring a few chicks from the brothel, and kill chickens every day to hold you down, I don't believe that you can't cure you, a rascal! ! !
Seeing Ji Kao getting angry, Tang Seng still smiled slightly, clasped his hands together, and said with a calm smile: "Hey, hey, everyone, don't be angry, you will violate the warning of anger!"

Seeing his smirk, and extremely slapped expression, Ji Kao trembled all over, and shouted sharply: "Mom, are you still laughing? Tied up! You son of a bitch, don't hide!"

Tang Seng shook his head, still giggling and said, like a madman, "Boy, you want to tie the poor monk, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a reality yet, why can't the poor monk laugh? How about waiting for you to tie the poor monk, everyone is reasonable There is evidence, there is right and there is wrong, how about this poor monk come and discuss with you again?"

Tang Seng was giggling, his face revealing that he wanted to explain this 'advanced' philosophy to others.

I rely on!

Ji Kao really couldn't take it anymore, it was the monk's words and expression that matched extremely skillfully, as if he was born to be beaten.

Moreover, Ji Kao knew that these old pedantic monks had a habit of being teachers in their bones.To deal with them, don't talk about etiquette and morality, just kill your mother with a knife, and let's talk when you are knocked out!
Thinking of this, Ji Kao had no other thoughts in his mind, and with a movement of his right hand, the Duansheng Sword was already in his hand.

"Shut up Laozi!!!"

Amid the stern shouts, Ji Kao took half a step forward with his left foot and half a step back with his right foot, gripping the hilt of the sword tightly with both hands, exerting all his strength, he pointed the face of the sword at the top of Monk B's forehead, and slammed it down fiercely! ! !
Ji Kao knew that this monk b had already achieved the Buddha status. Although he was not an immortal existence, he couldn't kill him.Therefore, when Ji Kao made a move, he naturally used all his strength.

However, Ji Kao was also worried that the power of the Duansheng Sword was too fierce, and he was afraid that he would cut off the monk's bald head with the blade, so he used the face of the sword instead.

"Boom!"

With Ji Kao's current state, how powerful is his attack?The power of this sword, when it was thrown down with all its strength, immediately shattered the void, and it came down ferociously with a huge force that could destroy the world.

The power of this sword, not to mention Monk B, even if the old monkey is here, Ji Kao is confident that he can make the old monkey afraid of flying.

but……

"boom!"

In the next moment, a loud noise resounded under the sword surface, shaking the surrounding void like water waves, and at the same time a powerful force of annihilation rolled up, it shocked Ji Kao's entire body.

Not only did Ji Kao fly out, but Zhao Yun and Li Cunxiao, who were very close, were also thrown away by the shock wave. Even a tower-like man like Kuafu took several steps back under the shock wave.

And this is not over yet!
At the same time as that huge force surged, a huge shock wave visible to the naked eye came out, and the incomparably terrifying power rushed straight to all directions, and the hissing force flew like an arrow, rushing to the land of the nine secluded places to disperse the mist.

After a while, the scene returned to silence, and Tang Seng was still standing there smiling. The ground around his body was shaken by a huge force, and a huge pit with a radius of [-] zhang was created.

But in the hands of Tang Seng, there is now an extra... tin staff! ! !
"Buzz!"

At this moment, the tin stick was shaking slightly, and the whole body was making little noises, as if telling Ji Kao that his shocking sword just now was blocked alive by this tin stick.

"Bah! Bah!"

Ji Kao got up from a distance, twisted his sore right arm, looked at the broken sword in his hand that was shattered and then quickly condensed, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Monk B in disbelief!
Mom sells criticism, is "Journey to the West" a lie?Tang Seng is so powerful?

However, after a while, Ji Kao understood everything.

Tang Seng is still that Tang Seng, not the kind of Tang Seng who has obtained the system and can sleep with the Queen Mother in the 21st century.However, the tin stick in his hand has a lot of origins!
Amidst Ji Kao's daze, Tang Seng, who had been smiling all the time, put on a serious face and said in a reproachful tone: "Boy, this is not good, it is really not good!"

"Gollum!"

Ji Kao swallowed his saliva, his face was full of horror, his eyes were full of incredible and capitalized embarrassment!

Nima, this rogue of feelings has long been sure that I can't do anything to him, so that's why I'm so confident!

At the same time, Ji Kao had already remembered the origin of the tin stick in Tang Seng's hand.

At that time, the Tathagata Buddha ordered Guanyin to go to Chang'an to sell a tin staff to Tang Taizong in order to become a Tang monk.

Journey to the West Zeng Yun: This tin stick is made of copper inlaid with iron and a series of rings, and the festival vines will stay forever.Tired of looking green and skinny at the beginning, go down the mountain and return with white clouds lightly.The fifth patriarch of Mohe traveled to Tianque, and Luo Bu found his mother and broke through the gate.Not stained with mortal dust and filthy, I like to accompany the gods and monks to go to Yushan. '

This is a compliment to the phrase "I am happy to accompany the god monk to go to Yushan".

Thinking of this, Ji Kao was first startled, then frightened, and then...ecstatic!
The one who was shocked was naturally Tang Seng's muddled supernatural power, and the one who was afraid was that he was really disrespectful to Tang Seng by acting like this.What if this guy uses some of the Tathagata Buddha's secret skills in his belly, which can be used to clean himself up and put a magic spell on himself, what should I do?
As for the ecstasy, the old monkey is already very good, and he didn't expect Tang Seng to be so good. In addition, although his son's whereabouts are unknown now, he is also the reincarnation of the Tathagata.

Such an awesome family, my mother, who in the world would dare to challenge it?
Seeing Ji Kao standing there laughing and frowning for a while, Tang Seng was a little confused. He smiled and put on an attitude of "the poor monk just likes you to see me, but he can't help me", and took a picture. After patting the dust on the monk's robe, he will continue to hide and be his river god.

It's just that after seeing Tang Seng's powerful hair-plucking test, will Nima let you go?

What an international joke!
So, Ji Kao rubbed his shoulders again, and without holding back his hands, he raised his sword and slashed.The appearance of rushing out, the ferocious countenance, has the taste of young and Dangerous boys on the streets of Kowloon, Hong Kong robbing territory.

"Oh boy, how can you be such a rascal?"

Tang Seng sighed, loosened his right hand slightly, but the tin staff in his hand flew out automatically, and fought with Ji Kao.

 ps: Haha!I remembered a few friends who wrote super Tang Seng, Nima, so funny!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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