God's Summoner

Chapter 1440 Movie Emperor Bald Crane

"Bull, bull that exploded!"

"Haha, silly dog, is your grandpa He very good?"

"Awesome, even more powerful than Niubi!"

Xiaotian sticks out his tongue, trying his best to imitate the appearance of a human and give a thumbs up, boasting the bald crane without hesitation.

Just now, if it wasn't for the bald crane's design, and I and it deceived everyone by "fake death", they might have been tied to a tiger stool and imprisoned in the sky prison to be tortured by now.

Seeing the silly dog's adoring face and sticking out his big tongue, the bald crane was very happy.

"Hmph, that kid Di Jun has just appeared, and Grandpa He has already thought of such a trick. Hmph, he thought that with his semi-holy divine power, he could play with Grandpa He's body, but he didn't know that just now, under his full strength, Well, Grandpa He fooled the self-righteous him just by moving two fingers so slightly.

Hmph, such a tricky way, tsk tsk, I'm excited just thinking about it! "

While talking, the bald crane embraced Xiao Tian's shoulders, its eyes were darting dartingly, and it was rather snarky, with unfinished thoughts.

"Also, just now you and my brother died in front of everyone, and no one will spoil your good deeds. In this way, Grandpa He and I will change a little bit at that time, and change casually. High-ranking officials of the Heavenly Court, when the time comes, it will be as easy as pie to take you kid to deceive people, cheat spirit stones, eat delicious food and drink spicy food."

"Silly dog, do you know what this pit is called? That's right, it's called Grandpa Crane's Pit. There are many pits in it. Isn't it great? Isn't it awesome? Anyone who can come up with such a name, except Crane Grandpa, who else is there?
If you think back to Grandpa He's tricks just now, it's so fresh and refined that it makes people outrageous.Silly dog, Grandpa He Nima asks you, who else? "

Xiaotian became more and more excited when he heard the words, and Halazi was almost dragged to the ground.

At the same time, the glare in its eyes has become more and more substantial, and the expression on the bald crane is almost perfect admiration.

"Ahem, silly dog, don't look at your grandpa He with such admiration. By the way, you were a little slow to react just now. When I yelled 'silly dog' and told you to jump out and attack Di Jun, what the hell are you doing? He even froze for a moment.

Although, according to our previous way of cheating people, you should be stunned.But this time we are facing the Emperor of Heaven, so you have been in a daze for too long, too fake, and your acting skills are not in place at all. "

As he spoke, the bald crane twisted and turned into a big yellow dog, as if teaching Xiaotian Gouwa, and said while repeating the movement of Xiaotian jumping out to bite Dijun before.

"See, you should pounce like this. Moreover, when you pounce, you should yell, 'God's Dijun, the dog is fighting with you'. Besides, when you shout, you should luck your dantian, and then add a A little bit of nasal voice, so that it is realistic and contagious."

While teaching, the bald crane took the pose of 'a vicious dog pooping'. After repeating it several times, he opened his mouth again.

"Silly dog, you must remember that even though you are a walk-on, an extra is also an actor, so you must be careful. Although you are acting as a passer-by, you still have life and soul."

At this time, the bald-haired crane had a serious face, like a master teaching an apprentice, but under Gouwa's adoring eyes, it turned into a bald-haired crane again.

"Silly dog, look at how natural, fresh and refined Grandpa He's acting skills in this drama just now are.

Before, when Grandpa He and I were grabbed by the neck by Di Jun, the sentence "If you have the guts, let Grandpa He down", it fully expressed the embarrassment and ups and downs of a strong man who has gone through vicissitudes.

Whether it is in terms of eyes, expressions, movements, and behaviors, I can play Grandpa He with every detail and penetrating three points.Especially the action of Grandpa He being pinched to death by that kid Di Jun in the end, it is more able to show postmodernism and a strong accusation against this society.

With such acting skills, he can almost be called...the film king! "

After it finished saying a word, Xiaotian almost knelt down, and said hurriedly: "Zhouhe, next time I will pay attention to you, Mr. Dog."

After hearing this sentence, the bald crane rolled its eyes, subconsciously raised its paw and slapped that roaring sky hard on the head.

"Why are you hitting me again?"

Xiaotian immediately lay down on the ground, covering his head with his two paws, and looked at the bald-haired crane with an aggrieved look, as if he didn't understand why the bald-haired crane beat him this time.

"Ok?"

The bald crane stared and glanced at Xiaotian, as if he was a little angry.

Seeing this, Xiaotian reluctantly let go of the two paws holding the head, allowing the bald crane's paws to successfully slap on its head.

After the fight, the bald crane said, "I hit you because you almost ruined Grandpa Crane's good show. Your last line of 'Ji Fa, the dog will not let you go even if you are a ghost', Grandpa Crane I remember no longer drill inside.

You, you... Damn, you are such a stupid dog, do you know that it is very dangerous to add lines temporarily?It completely ruined the fresh and refined feeling of the whole scene.

Alas, forget it, your acting skills are not enough now, you still need to be cultivated, and in time, you will definitely become a master of deceiving people.

How about this, next you and my brother are about to harvest the Lingshi, your share will be paid to Grandpa He and me... Hey, it belongs to Grandma He, silly dog, what is your look?Grandpa He, if I cheat anyone, I will never cheat you.Seeing Grandpa He, do I have such a sincere look in my eyes, do I seem to be cheating on your spirit stone?Not like it! "

"Look, Grandpa He, I call myself the King of the Pit, and I gave you the title of the God of the Pit, are you still not satisfied? Well, this is how you behave. That's it, silly dog, then you have to cooperate with me. All the spirit stones belong to Grandpa He and I. As a reward for you, after we deceive the heavens, you will be the emperor of heaven!"

The two bastards were muttering to each other, their eyes gradually glowed, and then slowly moved away, leaving only a few floating words echoing in the air.

"Zhouhe, what should we do with Takiyue?"

"This is a catastrophe! Maybe the sky specially tested the two of them."

"Then what shall we do next?"

"What else can I do? Go to the master. With the strength of you and my brother, you are not afraid of cheating the world. But if you want to snatch someone from Ji Fa, that's impossible."

"Then what if Takiyue is in danger?"

"Don't worry! Didn't you see when they left? They pulled their hands together. With Ji Haoyue's temper, I'm afraid he won't let go in his life."

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(End of this chapter)