God's Summoner

Chapter 16 The King of Ass Heshen
After the upheaval, there was a deathly silence.

After entering Diqiu City, Ji Kao immediately ordered Huang Feihu and others to appease the people, and at the same time asked Huang Feihu to personally persuade the remaining soldiers in Diqiu City to surrender.

He knew that going out as Huang Feihu and King Wucheng to persuade him to surrender would naturally have a much better effect than going out like a white-faced scholar like himself.

After Huang Feihu and others were ordered to leave, Ji Kao took Lu Xueqi and Huang Ming to Diqiu's prison.As for Li Yuanba, he was holding Huang Feihu's five-color bull, and he didn't know where to play.

In Ji Kao's eyes, Diqiu's prison is similar to the bloody TV series in the 21st century, a room where the prison bosses and jailers drink and brag, and inside are densely packed "single rooms" and "Datong shops".

When Ji Kao led Lu Xueqi and Huang Ming into the prison, a cell boss inside was drinking with a few guards, as if the breaking of the city outside had nothing to do with them.

"Brothers, I'm not bragging. Even if the Shang Dynasty is broken and King Zhou is dead, brother, I'm still the leader of this prison. Just like now, don't people say that Ji Kao led a fierce general to break the city? Shit, shit. No matter how powerful Ji Kao is, when he arrives at my prison, he still has to bow his head and walk in? Tsk, the court ministers are changed every three days, but the head of my prison, whoever he is, can't change it."

The jailer was spitting all over the place, and was talking excitedly, but suddenly saw that the expressions of the jailers opposite him were not right, he turned his head immediately, and then suddenly opened his eyes wide, showing disbelief, even more shock, and took a breath. , the sound stopped abruptly.

Because at this time, the three of Ji Kao had already walked behind him.

"What did you just say?" Ji Kao said lightly.

The jailer trembled for a moment, and his eyes rolled quickly. Although he didn't know Ji Kao, he knew Huang Ming who was next to Ji Kao.

Immediately, after he took a careful look at Ji Kao, he changed his previous expression, showing admiration and enthusiasm on his whole face.

"Ah, could this master be Mr. Ji Kao? That's right, such a talent that is rare to see in a hundred years must be Mr. Ji Kao. The heavens have eyes, so that the little one can see such arrogance in his lifetime! "

After finishing speaking, the prison chief immediately showed emotion, and knelt down with a plop.

"Thank you, my lord, no, thank you, Your Majesty. The little one thinks that it is worthwhile to see the King once in this life. The little one was lucky enough to see the King once again, and felt that the King is extraordinary. At this moment, when the little one sees the King again , I seem to see your great majesty, the majesty of you, the eagle watching the wolf, and the dragon and the tiger! At this moment, I seem to see the heroic spirit of your majesty, looking around with your sword!"

The cell boss has been in the prison all year round, has seen countless people of all kinds, and has long practiced the kung fu of flattering horses and observing people's words, and the scene was immediately quiet when he said a few words.Even Ji Kao was caught off guard for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

After all, who the hell doesn't like to hear a good word?
But at this moment, among the many cells, a disdainful voice suddenly came out: "Ass, that's not how it was filmed!"

Hearing the words, the prison chief suddenly turned his head, with a murderous look in his eyes, and looked towards a cell.

After Ji Kao heard this voice, he immediately understood, knowing that it should be the legendary king of flattering... He Shen.

So, he didn't speak, and simply waved his hand. Huang Ming immediately stepped forward, drew his sword and opened the door of the cell, and pulled out a fat man from inside.

The fat man was about 35-[-]. Although he was in the prison, he still had a flushed face, not much different from the Wang Gang that Ji Kao saw later.

At this time, as soon as the fat man came out, he first saluted Ji Kao with his fists in his hands, then turned his small eyes to see Ji Kao's expression, then squinted at the prisoner, and spoke in an old-fashioned way.

"Prisoner, it's not that He Shen and I look down on you, it's just that you have to be serious when doing things, especially flattery. Do it, and it will be perfect.”

The cell boss looked confused, while Ji Kao smiled lightly and remained silent.

Seeing this, He Shen continued: "Prisoner, you said what you said just now, it is rare to see it in a hundred years? This is farting, will you flatter me? What is a hundred years? This Mr. Ji Kao, that is 10 years , No, it is the unparalleled pride of heaven since the existence of the entire vast starry sky!"

"And your second sentence, the sky has eyes, you don't want to talk, what is the sky has eyes, you should say, heaven, you gouged out my eyes, because I can see such a proud man in this life, Eyes are no longer needed!"

I'm so stupid... God man!

Hearing such words, Ji Kao couldn't help coughing dryly, feeling a little embarrassed.

As for Lu Xueqi and the others, needless to say, after hearing He Shen's words, their eyes widened.

"Remember, flattery is divided into people. Some people like the truth with some exaggeration, while others like infinite exaggeration. So before you flirt, you have to analyze the other person's personality. Just like Mr. Ji Kao, at first glance, he is a person who has the world. Therefore, you can’t judge by common sense. You have to exaggerate, you have to exaggerate, the more exaggerated the better. Hold back, but...you think that this is true, and this kind of realm cannot be touched by ordinary people in this lifetime!"

He Shen spoke old-fashionedly, and his expression gradually became serious.

"And what you said later, it's too long-winded, take care of it, see what I said, and let me tell you, what is the highest level of flattery."

As he spoke, He Shen stuck out his tongue, his eyes showed extreme fanaticism, and even his nostrils seemed to be smoking because of his excitement.

He looked at Ji Kaohao with eyes that seemed to melt an iceberg, as if he was watching the most perfect life in the world, and immediately knelt down with a plop, letting out a heart-piercing roar.

"My lord, I must make a certain and definite request to become your entourage and walk in your glory. If you dare to refuse me. I... I will die in front of you. Don't stop me. I will die in front of you." In front of you!" He seemed to be too deep into the drama, he stuck out his tongue and was about to bite it down, it seemed that if Ji Kao didn't agree, he would immediately bite his tongue and kill himself.

Even at this moment, his expression was so true that even Huang Ming was startled, and hurried forward to stop He Shen.

"No, don't pull me. Originally, I thought that my short life would be spent in this prison, but until today, I realized that the mission of my life is to wait for your appearance!"

"My lord, if you dare to say no, I will die!"

He Shen roared, his eyes were red, and he was already mad, as if he was ready to commit suicide anytime and anywhere.

Ji Kao was dumbfounded. Although he knew that He Shen was acting, he couldn't help but choose to believe it.

But just as Ji Kao was about to speak, He Shen calmed down, stood up from the ground, patted his sleeves, and said calmly, "Boss, do you know why I was so excited just now?"

The jailer shook his head, bewildered.

He Shen smiled lightly, knelt down to Ji Kao again, and said, "Because I wasn't flattering just now, everything I said is true."

Damn, absolutely, it's absolutely amazing!

He first said that he was flattering, and at the end, he ended up with a truthful statement. Such a flattering combination of fiction and reality is simply unbelievable.

Others don't know He Shen well, but Ji Kao knows him very well.

Everyone said that he was a traitor and a corrupt official, but they didn't know that he was really a loyal minister.

According to historical records, Emperor Qianlong asked him, He Shen, are you a loyal minister or a traitor?

He Shen answered very cleverly. He replied that I will neither be a loyal minister nor a treacherous minister, but only be your emperor's minister.

This shows his loyalty.

He loves money, but he also understands that only when the emperor is rich can he be rich.Only when the country is stable can he enjoy the money he got from corruption.

Moreover, this He Shen can also figure out the holy will, is also a political power, and is even more powerful in financial management.During the Qianlong period, he also personally operated industry and commerce, opened 75 pawnshops, set up more than 300 large and small banks, and had business contacts with the British East India Company and Guangdong No. [-] Bank.

Such talent is what Ji Kao lacks the most right now.

Because, since he wants to become a king on his own, he can't be like an accountant, worrying about how much military pay will be paid every day, and worrying about whether a catty of rice should be made into porridge or rice, right?

Moreover, Huang Feihu and others only know how to fight, and after breaking through the city, they have no experience in handling food and grass at all.

In this way, He Shen is the best candidate.

Thinking of this, Ji Kao immediately called out the system and asked about He Shen's various zodiac signs.

"Ding, the attributes of Heshen are as follows: Combat value 0 (mortal state), commander 57, intelligence 88, politics 85. Hidden attributes: 5. Hype. When used, the opponent's intelligence will drop by 1 points, and the combat value will drop by 5 point. [-]. Sacred will. When used, the charm of the monarch will increase by [-] points!"

"Damn it..." Ji Kao was speechless, "The sky is falling, and my intelligence will drop by 5 points when I use it. No wonder I was dizzy just because of what he said. By the way, after subduing Heshen, the sky is not going to affect me anymore. Does it matter?"

"Yes!"

After getting the system's reply, Ji Kao was relieved, stood up immediately, then turned and left.

When he walked to the door, he turned his head and said lightly: "He Shen, right? I need a person to manage the military supplies here. You can pack it up!"

He Shen was overjoyed when he heard the words, and immediately knelt down and shouted: "Thank you, King Long En!"

At the same time, Ji Kao got the system prompt again:

"Ding, the master Ji Kao has obtained 8 Heshen joy points, and now has a total of 76 joy points and 0 hate points!"

　ps: There is another time when the watch exploded, what will happen this time?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)