God's Summoner

Chapter 164 Your Surname?

Lu Bu was about to go berserk.

Nima, I am a majestic and majestic man, with unparalleled military power, and I can defeat the enemy with a single halberd. Everyone knows that I, Lu Bu, is a heroic man. Now you say "green hat", how can I be so embarrassing?

By now, Lu Bu understood that this scolding bastard was not here to fight, but to play with himself.This guy is good at hiding, and his mouth is extremely vicious. The shit pots are flying all over the sky, making him want to vomit blood.

Thinking of this, Lu Bu couldn't help roaring: "Who are you, tell me your name? My Lu Bu's subordinates are immortal and unknown."

Fit, keep fitting!
Fudge, keep flicking!
Wang Guoxing and other guards said that I still...don't believe it.

You are awesome, you have undead and unknown people under your command, so why don't you go out and do it?Are you missing him? Talk to us, if you are the owner of Lu Bu Valley, I will write the word "king" upside down.

"Lv Bu, let me tell you, you are a bitch." Liu Xiazhi became even more ruthless, cursing continuously.

I Nima...

Lu Bu was really going to die of anger.

Lao Tzu is righteous in the world, who doesn't know that I am pure and pure, bah, who doesn't know that I keep myself clean.

Therefore, Lu Bu took heart, and his tiger eyes swept across the four directions, trying to find out Liu Xiazhi's position.

However, the name of Thief is not for nothing.

After receiving the copper plate on his feet, Liu Xiazhi's speed can reach 130. This speed is equivalent to Li Yuanba's violent combat power reaching its limit. Although Lu Bu is strong, there is still no way to beat Liu Xiazhi in this respect.

"You have the ability to snatch a man, you have the ability to open the door. Lu Bu, open the door, open the door!" Liu Xiazhi shouted again.

Did you hide yourself?No, have you robbed a man?nor!

Although Lu Bu was brave, he couldn't help Liu Xiazhi messing around like this, so he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Come out, come out if you have the guts!"

The fucking words sounded again: "Lu Bu, you bastard, you are hiding under Chen Sheng's skirt, what a hero, you just kneel down, if you have the guts, just stand still and kneel down."

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

At this time, the melon-eating guards watching the excitement all showed expressions of contempt.

"This kid is simply shameless!"

"That's right, he saw that we were not fooled, so he even brought in Master Chen Shenggu."

"Hmph, this kid underestimates our IQ too much. Will we fall for such an obvious trap? Haha, impossible!"

I'm hiding under Chen Sheng's skirt?

Lu Bu, my heart is broken, but it doesn't hurt. This is called... Sorrow is greater than heart death.

Now Lu Bu is on the verge of collapse.In normal times, although he is also extremely irritable, he would not be like this at all.But now, he has been tricked one after another, Nima has retreated to the Valley of the Evil, and the other party still doesn't let him go.

Immediately short of breath, he went up and caught An Zi, and shouted directly: "Say, is the person speaking your family's king? Is he Ji Kao or Ji Chang?"

Seeing Lu Bu go crazy, Chong Yingbiao's Anzi looked embarrassed, thinking that the master who shouted outside was his king.

Immediately, he knew that it was time to reflect his own value. He wanted to show the righteousness of "even if captured, he would rather die than surrender" in front of his king.

So, he took a deep breath and shouted, "Hmph, Lu Bu, you are already surrounded by us."

As soon as this sentence was finished, Lu Bu stomped on his face.

Damn, you're still teasing me.

The kid covered his face with a kick, and turned his head to look at Lu Bu fiercely.

He wants to use his unyielding expression, he wants to deter Lu Bu from his loyalty.

What is a loyal minister?This is a loyal minister.

For the benefit of the king, what is a few kicks?It's worth it, it's so damn worth it.

"Damn it, you're courting death!"

When Lu Bu saw his expression, he became even more angry.

You still look awesome, don't you?Putting on such a face makes me angry, right?
At this moment, Lu Bu was completely blown up, Hu Hu rushed up and stamped his face.

If this situation was put in the past, it would definitely not be like this. As a master, Lu Bu has demeanor, force, connotation, and self-cultivation.

But now, the fire in his stomach happened to have nowhere to go, and this kid was literally hitting the muzzle of a gun.

"Lu Bu, beat me to death if you have the guts. My king will avenge me." The boy shouted directly during the beating.

At the same time, Liu Xiazhi shouted again: "You have the ability to snatch a man, and you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home."

"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. Lu Bu, don't hide inside and keep quiet."

With both approaches, Lu Bu's heart twitched.

It's so fucking bad, the world is going down, the world is going down.

Where is the outline of heaven and earth?

Where does justice exist in the world?

……

When Liu Xiazhi was frantically playing with Lu Bu, Ji Kao would certainly not be idle.

He found Chen Sheng.

Just kidding, Master Lu Bu doesn't dare to mess with you, you are mere Chen Sheng, I will play with you.

As soon as Chen Sheng heard Liu Xiazhi scolding the door, he rushed out of the room and went straight to Lu Bu's place.He knew that Lu Bu was easily angry, and the person who shouted was good at attacking his heart. As a brother, he naturally wanted to rush to Lu Bu's side as soon as possible.

But as soon as he moved, a strange laughter sounded in his ear, it was Ji Kao.

Ji Kao's words are old-fashioned, but their lethality is astonishing: "Chen Sheng, how many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Say something, I just want to make one more friend."

"Chen Sheng, do you know what clang clang clang clang is?"

"Chen Sheng, I heard that Lu Bu's Fangtian painting halberd is lost? Well, it's good to lose it. The Fangtian painting halberd is too poor in size. It must be very uncomfortable for him to use. Late insomnia will hurt you! Although he is a martial artist, you can't treat him like this. The government will say that you abused your brother if they find out! Aha, speaking of Fang Tian's painted halberd, I met him in Chenjia Village last year A blacksmith, his handiwork is exquisite, the price is fair, and he is innocent, so why don't I introduce you to order another one!"

"Chen Sheng, let me sing you a song "only, you?"

God damn it!
Chen Sheng was terrified, and shouted: "Enough, I want to fight you one-on-one, today you will not have me."

As someone who has never experienced QQ crazy chatting and constant watering, poor Chen Sheng wants to cry now.He felt a fly near his ear, no, no, it was a group, and it was a group of flies with dung.

"Do you really want to kill me? If you want to kill me, just say it. If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to kill me?"

"Is it okay if I don't kill him?" Chen Sheng was about to cry.

"You really don't want to kill me? If you don't want to kill me, just say it. If you don't tell me, how do I know you don't want to kill me?"

"Then should I kill or not?" Chen Sheng said weakly, almost kneeling.

"This is the problem that bothers you. Come, Chen Sheng, let's sit on the ground and let me do good deeds anonymously, and enlighten you in detail!"

"However, before talking about this issue, I think we should have some foreplay. For example... let's talk about the current weather first? You need to know the weather, there is actually a lot of knowledge. There is a lot about the weather , I have more than 8000 allusions here, seeing your tearful and sincere face, I decided to tell you, come, come, let me talk about the first allusion first...!"

Chen Sheng knelt down, coaxing super fast, his mind was like a plane bombing, he couldn't bear it personally, coupled with all kinds of boring words that wanted to make people vomit blood, he really wanted to knock himself out at this moment.

However, is it enough to be stunned?What if he wakes up and the other party is still there?

"Brother, tell me, how can you let me go?"

Ji Kao smiled and said, "Then tell me, what is your mother's name?"

　ps: Nima, yesterday’s recommended tickets were more than 600 a day, which scared the gods to death.Today is Monday, everyone is busy, so I will not ask for tickets.But, brothers who read books, you must remember to click on the recommendation, thank you!
　　


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