God's Summoner

Chapter 600 This is a general, I am an old pig
In the blink of an eye, under Bajie's seemingly stupid and honest face, he already had no idea how much he had been calculating and thinking.

In just a moment, he has already decided... I don't want to fight anymore.

Indeed, he came to Qin just to eat, so why fight?Damn, it takes a lot of effort to fight.If it's useful to fight, what's the use of asking for the police... Bah, what's the use of eating?

This disposition has not changed whether it is Zhutou Bajie's previous life or this life.

In Bajie's view, relying on... what can be done tomorrow must not be done today, and what can be done in the future must not be done immediately.On the road to the west, Brother Sha is there for small things, so is it necessary for Brother Zhu to do it himself?The big thing is Wukong Monkey, our Bajie is an honest person, and we will never take the credit of Brother Monkey.

So, let's be honest and honest, just be responsible for eating.

Think about it, on the road to the west, Brother Monkey took our Bajie, and our Bajie brought food. Damn it, what a harmonious and beautiful picture.

Besides, don’t you see, once Tang Seng was caught by the goblin on the way to the west to learn the scriptures, everyone else would jump around in a hurry, but Zhutou Bajie was not in a hurry, we should eat and drink, and even we still have time Think about the route to go back to Gaolaozhuang after disbanding.

Such a Bajie, with a broad heart and a fat body, is also an honest person, so he won't fight you, Lu Bu!

Thinking of this, Bajie slowly put away his nine-tooth nail palladium, picked his nostrils, pretending to be a master, brushed off the dust stained on his body, looked at Lu Bu with a pair of peach blossom eyes sideways, and then hey He said with a smile, "The majesty of the coach is really extraordinary. Oh, my old pig has been injured by the coach, it can't be done, it can't be done, I'm going to vomit blood, I'm going to vomit blood!"

Lu Bu and Xue Li couldn't laugh or cry when they saw this scene.

Lu Bu was even more speechless, his body was full of murderous intent, and he was immediately overwhelmed by the fat pig's greasy words.With just a few short conversations, Lu Bu could already see that this guy was lazy and flattering, he was a master of flattery, he didn't know where he came from, and he actually hid in the kitchen, avoiding himself and Xue Li consciousness.

But these are secondary. The most important thing is that Lu Bu knows that this guy is very strong, and he can't even calculate his chances of winning against him.

However, the more this was the case, the more excited Lu Bu was naturally, and immediately roared: "My man, this matter will not stop, and I will fight another [-] rounds! If you win, everything is up to you!"

When Bajie heard Lu Bu's words, his heart trembled.

Of course, it wasn't that he was afraid, but that Nima had finally found a place where he could eat and drink without spending money, and where he could eat such good food. If there was a fight, everything would be over.He didn't believe that Lu Bu, who looked like a boy in front of him, knew that even if our old pig won, Lu Bu would give him little shoes to wear.

This pig's head is simply a pig's spirit, very smart, he smiled immediately, touched his shiny forehead, when he lowered his head, his eyes were cold, full of cunning, he had already seen Lu Bu's vanity disposition.Knowing that Lu Bu had just lost face in front of him, that's why he insisted on fighting with him.

Therefore, the best solution is to admit defeat, pretend to be defeated, and give Lu Bu enough face.

Thinking of this, Zhutou Bajie suddenly covered his chest and let out a scream. The whole pig spurted out a mouthful of blood, staggered back a dozen steps, leaned against the wall and fell slowly to the ground, his complexion suddenly turned pale, and he spoke hoarsely. .

"Oh, my boss, Shenwei, has already severely injured my old pig. It can't be done, it can't be done, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint!"

This trick, this pig-headed Bajie has played a lot in "Journey to the West".

Every time he wants to be lazy, or doesn't want to fight, he will brag too much about the opponent's strength, say that the other party will call the name and skin the monkey, etc., and then pretend to be injured or something, and leave the fight to brother monkey Go on your body and find a place to sleep by yourself, which can be said to be cheap.

His pig head is not as competitive as Yang Jian and Brother Monkey. All he cares about is his own happy life. We don't care about Nima's fame or face!

"Today you have to fight if you fight, and if you don't... you have to fight!"

Lu Bu stared at him with tiger eyes, shouted sharply, and pressed forward every step of the way!
Hearing the words, Bajie wailed and forcibly spat out another mouthful of blood. He looked at Lu Bu pitifully, with a harmless expression on his face, and his big eyeballs kept rolling.

I grass!

Lu Bu was having a headache, Xue Li and many armored soldiers were also stunned for a moment, with disbelief on their faces.

Nima, what the hell, they really couldn't connect the pig who pretended to be weak in front of them with the master who beat the two coaches to their knees just now.

Damn, others are pretending to be pigs and tigers, pretending to be the best.It's good for you, you are obviously a powerful tiger, but you always look like a pig, you can't even pretend to be aggressive?Is it a man?
As everyone knows, the pig-headed Bajie really doesn't want to pretend, he just likes to be low-key... eat a lot.

Compared with eating, pretense is nothing but dung! !
However, who is Xue Li?

He was a famous general, so he could see through Ba Jie's little thoughts at a glance.

Xue Li knew that such a strong man who was greedy for food and sleep, covetous for life and afraid of death was not a stupid person, but the kind of guy who knew "wise and safe".This pig has a serious look on his face, and his strength is so strong, if he is trained, he must be a brave general of Qin.

However, his temperament of "being wise and protecting one's life" has yet to be tempered slowly. If not, let him lead the army and sell his brothers sooner or later.Therefore, I should stabilize it before speaking.Anyway, I will hand it over to His Majesty in the future, no matter how difficult this pig's head is to clean up, His Majesty can clean it up thoroughly for him.

Thinking of this, Xue Li hurriedly grabbed Lu Bu, laughed and said, "Feng Xian, please forgive him once. He is already a rare master who can pick you up without dying. In my opinion, let him be How will it be?"

Lu Bu reacted slowly, and before he could speak, Bajie shook his head and shouted: "Oh, my old pig was seriously injured, and it won't last for decades. Three fat!"

The fat man named Sanpang fainted from the shock after hearing the words... You are paralyzed, you pig brother can even fight the coach, and you are afraid of going to the battlefield.I can't even carry a spoon. I probably won't survive one episode.

Xue Li had already guessed that Bajie was going to decline in this way, and immediately pretended to be disappointed, and sighed: "Oh, since that's the case, let's forget it! The commander-in-chief thought that you like to eat, and wanted to make you a general, open and aboveboard Let's eat some of the sea!"

As soon as the words came out, Bajie was stunned for a moment. In a blink of an eye, he didn't know what was going on in the pig's mind, but his expression changed immediately, and he stopped vomiting blood. A chubby pig's face appeared like a big iron-blooded general His majesty raised his head even more, and his momentum suddenly exploded. He said in a deep voice: "For the great cause of Qin, even if my old pig throws his head and blood, so what? Done!"

This change of scene made many Qin soldiers feel a little dazed, and Lu Bu even twitched.Nima, to be honest, except for the old city wall of Zhuge, we have never seen such a brazen person.

At the same time when everyone was speechless and wanted to vomit blood, two black lights broke through the sky from a distance in an instant, turning into a dog and a crane, but they were two bastards, Bald Hair and Xiao Tian, ​​who came to deliver the message.

"The imperial decree has arrived, Zhu Bajie, kneel down to receive the decree!"

　ps: I don't know what Your Majesty thinks of Zhu Bajie!Anyway, in my heart, Bajie is just such a funny thing.Before calling him out, I checked a lot of information about Ba Jie, and found that this guy is always cowardly, no matter whether he is a small soldier or a master, he will never force him to fight, he insists on showing weakness and finding someone Give the reason to Monkey Brother.Of course, this does not mean that Bajie is not loyal and manly.In many rounds in Journey to the West, Brother Hou was tricked by others, and it was he, Bajie, who stood up and turned the tide.So, to sum it up, Bajie, a pighead, just likes to be lazy, hide when he can, and hit when he can't.A man like him is not suitable for leading soldiers to fight.However, under our Mao Ji Kao's subordinates, Bajie's temperament can be settled with just a few words, and he can be subdued!Haha, just wait and see, Bajie has come out, it's time for the eunuch Zhang Fei!

　　
　
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