God's Summoner

Chapter 65 The Lei Zhenzi Who Hasn't Started to Develop

"I just turned over two mountains. Hey, I found another river. My monkey brother said that the Jade Emperor's wife has a lot of water! Hey! Eat my old grandson! Kill her and throw her hood and pants. , the god trembles, and the chrysanthemum trembles! Poke into a road that reaches the sky, ah, that is wide and wide!"

Ji Kao hummed a ditty in his heart, and his movements reached the limit.

When Li Yuanba broke the charts, apart from Chen Sheng, Lu Bu, Wang Shicong and others, there was another character whose attributes were all xxx, and even his name was xxx.

Ji Kao didn't know who the buddy who broke out was. At this moment, when he heard the soldier under his hand say that a guy with a "skinny face and a thunderous mouth" came, he immediately thought of Brother Monkey.

Nima, if there are two people in the world that Ji Kao admires, one is himself and the other is Monkey Brother.

Ji Kao has always admired Brother Monkey's power since he was a child.If Brother Hou is born now, I must make him a "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

Zhuge Liang and the others were stupefied again. They watched their king scrambling and rushing to the outside of the cabin. They were surprised. I don't know which strong man came to seek refuge, but Ji Kao, who had always been calm, made such a move. move.

Immediately, Zhuge Liang, Li Bai and others also got up together and followed.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey... I rely on you!"

Ji Kao was moving, but immediately became "soft" in the next second.

Nima, sure enough, not all milk is called Deluxe.Sure enough, not all the people with ugly faces are Brother Monkey.

In the distance, that proud-looking guy floating on the bow of the boat, afraid that others would not see him as awesome, is Brother Monkey, who is clearly 1000 million times uglier than Brother Monkey.

That guy is a monk with a hairy face and the appearance of Lei Gong, with ugly protrusions on his forehead, a pair of fleshy wings spread out behind him, and his eyes are blue. From a long distance, Ji Kao can feel the endless power of true essence in his body .Obviously, this guy is an exceptionally powerful character.

The sarcoma on his forehead made him look fierce. His long hair seemed to be dyed red by the head of the Burial Love family after having undergone a plasma perm. It looked very vicious and murderous. .

Not only that, the pair of grotesquely shaped fleshy wings behind him flapped non-stop, moving the wind and clouds, and there was a faint sound of thunder.

Nima, besides Lei Zhenzi, Ji Kao couldn't think of anyone else with such an ugly appearance.

I'll fuck your ass!

Nima, I thought it was Brother Hou who came out, and after a long time, it was Lei Zhenzi who played tricks.

"Hey, Ji Kao dog thief, get out and meet me."

At this moment, Lei Zhenzi was standing on the bow of the boat, cursing loudly.

"Hey, you bastard, how dare you insult my king? You want to die!"

The surrounding armored soldiers stepped forward and showed their weapons.

Lei Zhenzi turned around suddenly, scaring to death a fat cow on the deck that was about to be slaughtered.

At the same time, the armored soldiers around were also frightened by him.The timid ones fainted directly, and the courageous ones vomited out their breakfast.

One word... too ugly.

I saw his face like blue indigo, hair like cinnabar, huge fangs, eyes like copper bells, with shining brilliance in his eyes, and he said "ugly like a flower, shaped like a phoenix".

"Hey, Ji Kao, who is unfilial, unfaithful and unrighteous, is also worthy of becoming a king. Ji Kao, get out, or I will smash your wrecked boat with a stick." Lei Zhenzi was a little embarrassed. And if you are ugly, you blame yourself.

Hearing Lei Zhenzi yelling and scolding like this, Ji Kao, as the great king, must be right.

He walked forward quickly, walked across to Lei Zhenzi, looked up, and almost spit out his dinner.

Nima, it looks ugly from a distance, but it's even more terrifying up close.

Fortunately, Ji Kao was used to seeing Sister Ruhuafeng, and his psychological endurance was extremely strong, so he didn't spit it out on the spot. After suppressing his nausea, he raised his head and asked, "Oh, it turned out to be Xiaolei, come here, come here, it's so far away." Come in and have a drink."

Lei Zhenzi frowned when he heard this, and lowered his head to sweep Ji Kao's face, immediately angry.

The reason for this anger is firstly envy, jealousy and hatred, and secondly because of the purpose of his trip.

"Ji Kao, you bastard, tell me, why did you harm your father?" Lei Zhenzi immediately yelled.

As soon as Ji Kao heard this, he knew that his old father, Ji Chang, had given Lei Zhenzi an ecstasy, and immediately sneered, "Why did I harm him?"

Lei Zhenzi was furious, and roared: "You took the treasure to Chaoge and met King Zhou. You didn't want to save your father from the customs, but molested Daji and drew King Zhou's fury. Besides, you rebelled against Chaoge and provoked King Zhou The king kills his heart. King Zhou failed to kill you, so he angered his father, and sent Yin Peibai, Lei Kai, and E to kill him. If I hadn't rescued you in time, my father would have died.

You bastard, say, why do you do this unfilial thing?In vain, I thought you were benevolent and righteous in the world, and treated you like a big brother, but you actually did such a shit that is not as good as a pig or a dog.Ji Kao, don't talk too much, give me a stick! "

I'm so stupid...

Ji Kao was angry, really angry!

Nima, you can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense!
Could it be that I am doing my filial piety if I am willing to be made into meatloaf by Daji?

I'm sorry, this kind of filial piety, with me, Ji Kao, he... can't do it.

After thinking about it, Ji Kao's heart also became angry. Li Bai gave him the wine pill directly, and he was about to confront Lei Zhenzigang head-on.

However, Ji Kao currently has a lot of capable men, how can he let him, as a king, do it himself?
At that moment, there was a sound of a sword, and Li Bai immediately drew his sword in his hand, blocking Lei Zhenzi's attack.

"Keng!"

The swords and sticks screamed, shaking the void, and directly smashed the barrier outside the big ship, making the whole big ship sway non-stop.

At the same time, Lei Zhenzi and Li Bai were startled at the same time, and each retreated.

Lei Zhenzi saw that Ji Kao was guarded by a strong man, and he couldn't help him in a short time, so he immediately cursed: "Ji Kao, you bastard, do you dare to come and fight me?"

Ji Kao was speechless to the extreme, secretly said: "Fuck you, this Lei Zhenzi, why is he acting like a child?"

Then he thought about it again, really, this Lei Zhenzi is a child.

"Fengshen Yanyi" records that Wen Wang Jichang passed a tomb when he was going to Chaoge, and then heard a child crying in the tomb. He counted his fingers and said, "I should have a hundred sons in my life, but Right now there are only 99. This child should be my hundredth child."

Therefore, Ji Chang accepted Lei Zhenzi as his son, and was about to take him away, but met Yun Zhongzi in Yuzhudong, Zhongnan Mountain.

Immediately, Yun Zhongzi took Lei Zhenzi to Mount Zhongnan as his apprentice, and told Ji Chang, "Seven years later, you will have a difficult time. At that time, Lei Zhenzi will come down the mountain to meet you again."

Calculated in this way, Lei Zhenzi is only seven or eight years old, and he will definitely not exceed ten years old.

Nima, it's no wonder that Lei Zhenzi in Feng Shen Yan Yi is as weak as a dog. He can't stand the stimulation at every turn, and runs out to be hanged and beaten by others. It turns out that it is because he is too young and has not yet begun to develop.

To deal with a child, Ji Kao has 1000 million ways to make him cry rhythmically and talk immediately, but at this time, Zhuge Liang took the first step and shouted out his famous quatrains.

"The old man has never seen such a brazen person!"

　ps: I have never seen anyone who reads books but does not vote! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)