Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 111
Uncle Jiu looked at Xiao Peng in surprise, and said in surprise, "Is there such a small country in this world?"

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Yes, but don't underestimate this small country. The Vatican is the center of Catholicism in the world. The seat of the Holy See headed by the Pope is the faith center of one-sixth of the world's population."

"Although their country is small, no one or country dares to touch them. Think about it, there are about 20 million people in the world. China is the No. 1 populous country in the world, with 5000 million people, but There are [-] million people in the world who believe in their Catholicism, and many countries have even established Catholicism as the state religion, who dares to touch him?"

"So powerful? Well, so what, this is Huaxia, our Taoist territory." Uncle Jiu glanced at Cultivator Wu with disdain, and said to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng echoed: "That is, so what if there are too many people? Let them try to fight zombies. In China, if a thousand-year-old ghost and a hundred-year-old zombie come out, they will be confused. After all, the profession is not right! So in China Huaxia still has to rely on our Taoist disciples to kill demons and eliminate demons to keep one side safe."

As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, the surrounding villagers couldn't help but nodded slightly, and everyone whispered to each other, talking a lot.

"Dapeng is right! Although the Catholicism of this foreigner gives things away, they don't know how to subdue demons, catch ghosts and eliminate evil, and they don't know how to read Feng Shui patterns! Is there any use for us to believe in him?"

"It makes sense, and even though the Catholic Church is sending things, they also want us to donate, don't they? When Uncle Jiu and Dapeng helped us solve our problems, they never charged us a penny!"

Listening to people's discussions, Uncle Nine glanced at Xiao Peng with satisfaction. Although he didn't quite understand the situation of "professional inappropriateness", he understood Xiao Peng's meaning, and looked at Cultivator Wu with a little complacency.

Brother Wu listened to the conversation between master and apprentice, but he didn't understand six of the ten sentences. He grew up in the Vatican, and he was only proficient in Italian and English. Chinese was only learned when he came to China to preach. Naturally, he doesn't understand the allusions of "Jingyanggang" and "Wolonggang", but he understands most of Xiao Peng's introduction to the Vatican.

"Hehe, this young man is someone who has seen the world. There are many people who believe in our Catholicism. It is because everyone has love in their hearts, and they all desire and yearn for love. Heavenly Father is the most merciful. As long as you believe in him, he will Your great love will come to you." Cultivator Wu looked at Xiao Peng kindly and said.

"Hehe, let's forget it! I don't even believe in Brother Chun, so how can I believe in God?" Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head, jokingly said.

"Uh... Who is Brother Chun?" Cultivator Wu was stunned and asked in doubt.

"Oh, you don't know, it's just that someone once said, Brother Xinchun, you will live forever." Xiao Peng shrugged maliciously and smiled.

"Father (father, here is the priest), these two are Uncle Jiu and his apprentice... er, student Xiao Peng." David noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere here, so he hurried over and introduced Brother Wu.

"Uncle Nine?" Cultivator Wu didn't realize it at first, and after a few seconds of stunned, he suddenly said, "Ou...unclenine, Isee, Isee."

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes, bypassed Cultivator Wu, walked a few steps towards the church gate, and said, "Whether you die or not is your family's business. If you open this gate, everyone will die."

Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing again. Uncle Jiu obviously heard Isee as love to death. Watching Brother Wu communicate with Uncle Jiu was like a chicken talking to a duck. It was much more joyful than watching a movie.

"Ah? Why?" Cultivator Wu walked up to Uncle Jiu in confusion and asked, and David also followed nervously.

Uncle Jiu stared at Cultivator Wu contemptuously, feeling a sense of superiority as a Taoist disciple, and said, "Do you know what kind of seat this is?"

Cultivator Wu turned his head to take a look, spread his hands, and said, "Stop at the door!"

Uncle Jiu took a breath helplessly, glanced at Cultivator Wu, and said, "This is the most evil position of the three evil spirits in Jiuquan Town."

"Three evil positions?" Cultivator Wu looked bewildered, turned to David next to him and asked, "What are the three evil positions?"

"Uh..." David was taken aback, his brows were slightly frowned, and he said casually, "Three Shabits, the English name is Si Rui Pao Er (three powers)."

"Threepower?" Brother Wu was even more confused.

"No, David, the correct translation of the three evil positions should be Si Ruiwei Ke Te Pao Er (three wicked powers)." Xiao Peng turned around in his mind, and found that David's translation is not Wrong, but not comprehensive, so I said.

Xiao Peng, who has expert-level language skills, can translate a few sentences in English. It is not a piece of cake.

Uncle Jiu was a little impatient, and interrupted the behavior of several people pulling English, saying: "I don't care what you shoot! Anyway, this door can't be opened. After it is opened, the whole town will be in a state of chaos."

Cultivator Wu's understanding of Chinese idioms is obviously still on the superficial meaning, so after hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Cultivator Wu immediately answered, "If it's restlessness, that's okay! God bless the world, as long as people are fine! "

Uncle Jiu felt a nameless fire rushing straight to his head, and quickly recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart silently in his heart, suppressed his anger, put one hand on his hips, and pointed to Cultivator Wu's nose with the other, and shouted: "I warn you, once this door opens, People will die at any time, who will be responsible at that time?"

"I'm responsible!" Cultivator Wu continued without hesitation.

Uncle Jiu leaned towards Cultivator Wu and asked, "Are you responsible?"

"Uh, I'll help him with Mass." Cultivator Wu clasped his hands together and said.It's just that he obviously didn't understand the difference between death at any time and death at any time after opening this door, so he said such a sentence that Xiao Peng thought was very flattering.

Uncle Jiu was taken aback, then turned to Xiao Peng and asked, "What is Mass?"

"Mass..." Xiao Peng thought for a while, organized his language a little, and then explained: "Mass is the Catholic way of doing things for people, and it means the same thing as we do things to help people, but we help people It is to send the soul into reincarnation, and they pray to their God to send the soul to heaven. Oh, by the way, heaven is equivalent to our heaven, or fairyland." Xiao Peng explained to Uncle Jiu what to do. The meaning of the Mass.

Hearing Xiao Peng's words, Uncle Nine looked at Cultivator Wu in surprise. It turns out that believing in God has this benefit. You don't need to go through hard training, as long as you believe in him, you can go directly to the fairyland after death. No wonder so many people believe in God.

Cultivator Wu finally regained his fortune, and his originally kind face also showed a bit of complacency.

"Hmph." Uncle Jiu snorted coldly, and walked to the door of the church in a few steps. Xiao Peng naturally followed suit. In this case, he had to support his master!
Uncle Jiu turned around, looked down at Cultivator Wu, and said, "Okay, tell me, who told you to reopen the church?"

"By the order of God." Cultivator Wu said a word very cleverly.

"God?"

Cultivator Wu clasped his hands together, and said in a pious voice, "mygod!"

"Dog seller?" Uncle Jiu exploded immediately, walked towards Brother Wu with wide eyes, and shouted at Brother Wu in disbelief: "You mean that mangy man who sells dogs on the street? He has the right to ask you to reopen the church? "

Xiao Peng slapped his forehead weakly, he was really speechless, and sighed again in his heart, this is basically a chicken talking to a duck!
Seeing this, David hurried over and explained, "Uncle Jiu, mygod means God..."

But Uncle Jiu interrupted him with a helpless wave of his hand, and continued, "I don't care about whoever sells dogs or cats, anyway, the church cannot be opened."

(End of this chapter)