Unlimited wastelander
Chapter 143 Dongfang Sister Sprayed
Chapter 143 Dongfang Sister Sprayed
PS: Thank you "Chen Xing Chen Xing Xing" for giving 1000 rewards and support, thank you Dapeng.
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The old man who received Xiao Peng saw him coming out, hurriedly greeted him, took out the gold bar Xiao Peng gave him from his arms, handed it to the young man, pointed to Xiao Peng on the table next to him and said: "Mr. Tian, this gold bar It's a congratulatory gift from that young master, he missed his stay and came to the village to spend the night, and when he found out that there was a wedding going on here, he came to ask for a cup of wedding wine."
"Hey... ah, such a big piece of gold, this brother is really generous!" Tian Boguang took the gold, stuffed it into his lapel, and walked towards Xiao Peng.
"Brother, thank you for coming to my wedding, and for giving me such a generous gift. Tian Mou respects my brother." Tian Boguang sat down opposite Xiao Peng, poured himself a glass of wine, and raised his glass to each other. Xiao Peng said, the two young women sat next to Tian Boguang, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Hehe, Brother Tian, you're being polite. Xiao just happened to meet him." Xiao Peng smiled slightly, raised his wine glass and touched Tian Boguang lightly, and then the two drank it down at the same time.
"Hey, brother, I see that you look suave and handsome, why don't you even have a confidante around you? It's so boring to walk alone in the rivers and lakes, let me tell you..." Tian Boguang was familiar with him Personality, he doesn't pay much attention to shallow conversations, but Xiao Peng doesn't care about anything. At the moment, the two of them are in a mess, talking about each other, drinking one cup after another.
Tian Boguang felt that this little brother named Xiao Peng was quite suitable for him, and his views on women made Tian Boguang astonished and became a confidant, especially those about loli!It's unheard of to say something about Yujie, but it sounds very reasonable.
Just as Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang were blowing their farts, a handsome young man wearing a light yellow silk brocade, a blue waistcoat, and a purple headband appeared at the gate of the small courtyard.
The old man's eyes lit up again just now when he saw this, just now came a young chivalrous man with an extraordinary bearing and a handsome appearance, and here came another handsome and noble young man, could it be that he is really a man today? good day?
"Guests from afar, what a coincidence you came! We are holding a wedding here, would you like to have a drink?"
The young man smiled lightly and said, "Okay! It's good to be happy."
"Okay, okay, but this wine can't be drunk in vain. You have to make a problem for the groom. If he passes it! He can enter the bridal chamber. If he doesn't pass it! He has to continue drinking here."
While talking, the old man led the young master towards the table of Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang.
The young man was naturally dressed as Dongfang Bubai. When she saw the person on the table, her eyes lit up, "It's him? Why is he here? Could it be... It's really a fate to meet each other?" Dongfang Unbeaten shook his head and smiled, followed the old man to Xiao Peng's table.
At this time the two young women had already left, and the old man came to Tian Boguang's side and said, "Mr. Tian, this is a guest from afar." Then he turned to Dongfang Bubai and said, "This is the bridegroom officer. Sutou, a guest who came to the village to stay overnight."
Tian Boguang glanced at Dongfang Bubai. At this time, he was a little drunk, and he waved casually, regardless of who the other party was, and said, "Sit, sit, since you're here, it's my Tian You're welcome, friend."
Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang were sitting opposite each other, Dongfang Bubai had no choice but to sit in the seat on the left side casually, Xiao Peng turned his head to look, and was slightly taken aback, if he hadn't known in advance that she was Dongfang Bubai, I'm afraid I really can't tell that this is actually a woman's costume, no matter who looks at it, this is clearly a handsome young man!No wonder she was able to hide in Heimuya for more than ten years without being discovered.
"Well, I'll ask him a question, and if he can answer, let him enter the bridal chamber!" Dongfang Bubai said generously.
For Xiao Peng's gaze, she chose to be indifferent, and for her voice that was no different from that of a man, Xiao Peng just ignored it. With this trick, even Uncle Nine's two little apprentices, A Xing and Xiao Yue, could do it. If you do it, you just use your true energy to change your voice, but changing your voice and imitating someone else's voice are two different things, so don't think that only one person can do the same thing as Tianlongli Arjuna.
"Okay! You ask." Tian Boguang raised his hand indifferently and motioned.
Dongfang Bubai didn't intend to really embarrass Tian Boguang, so he just casually asked a question that a primary school student could answer, but Dongfang Bubai obviously overestimated Tian Boguang. Even today's primary school students are inferior, "Chun Mian doesn't realize it, what's the next sentence?"
"Uh..." Tian Boguang was confused, looked at the smiling Xiao Peng and Dongfang Bubai, and said weakly: "I have never studied, I... I have no education, and I don't know how to read poetry." After a while of impatience, he exclaimed: "Don't worry, don't care, I want to enter the bridal chamber."
"Hey, Brother Tian, you agreed to solve the problem before you can enter the bridal chamber. You can't play tricks! You have to be right. Otherwise, there are four lines in this poem. As long as you match the first line, the last two lines Brother, how about helping you?" Xiao Peng grabbed Tian Boguang, who was cheating, and joked.
"Hey, what you said! Huh, isn't it just a poem, let me think about it." Tian Boguang put his hands on his hips, concentrating on his thoughts, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he laughed and said, "Chun Mian doesn't know the dawn...the bridal chamber is infinitely good Hahaha, Brother Xiao, it's your turn!"
Dongfang Bubai raised his wine glass, took a sip, and turned his head to look at Xiao Peng with a half-smile, wondering how he could continue.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Peng showed a smile that was almost the same as Tian Boguang, "Hey, brother Tian is so talented, Xiao admires it, listen up!"
"Hmm..." Xiao Peng cleared his throat, and then he opened his mouth and said in a rambling voice: "Chun Mian doesn't know the dawn, the bridal chamber is infinitely good, the bed shakes at night, the girl becomes a sister-in-law...Brother Tian, and this young master, how about it?"
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
The glass of wine that Dongfang Bubai had just swallowed was sprayed directly at Xiao Peng. Fortunately, Xiao Peng reacted quickly and took the sip of wine aside as soon as he turned Tai Chi Jin, without being sprayed all over his head and face.
Dongfang Bubai is recognized as number one in the world, but he was sprayed by a crooked poem, and even choked himself. If it gets out, everyone in the world will probably have their glasses shattered. Of course, the premise is that they have glasses now. This stuff.
"Hahahaha... This is good, this is good, you are so right, isn't that what it is? Brother Xiao really deserves to be my confidant, hahaha, how about this son, are we right?" Tian Boguang After listening to Xiao Peng's words, he jumped up and clapped his hands excitedly, then turned to Dongfang Bubai and asked.
Dongfang Bubai was so angry that he was in a hurry, so he let his breath go, rolled his eyes at Tian Boguang and Xiao Peng, and said helplessly: "You two guys... Chunxiao is worth a thousand dollars, and everything you say is right. "
"Hahaha, now I can enter the bridal chamber! Two brothers, you drink first, I'm going, hahaha..."
Tian Boguang didn't feel much about Dongfang Bubai's white eyes, but he was happy that he had met him, and happily went into the bridal chamber, but Xiao Peng saw a trace of amorous feelings from this white eye.
(End of this chapter)
PS: Thank you "Chen Xing Chen Xing Xing" for giving 1000 rewards and support, thank you Dapeng.
……
The old man who received Xiao Peng saw him coming out, hurriedly greeted him, took out the gold bar Xiao Peng gave him from his arms, handed it to the young man, pointed to Xiao Peng on the table next to him and said: "Mr. Tian, this gold bar It's a congratulatory gift from that young master, he missed his stay and came to the village to spend the night, and when he found out that there was a wedding going on here, he came to ask for a cup of wedding wine."
"Hey... ah, such a big piece of gold, this brother is really generous!" Tian Boguang took the gold, stuffed it into his lapel, and walked towards Xiao Peng.
"Brother, thank you for coming to my wedding, and for giving me such a generous gift. Tian Mou respects my brother." Tian Boguang sat down opposite Xiao Peng, poured himself a glass of wine, and raised his glass to each other. Xiao Peng said, the two young women sat next to Tian Boguang, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Hehe, Brother Tian, you're being polite. Xiao just happened to meet him." Xiao Peng smiled slightly, raised his wine glass and touched Tian Boguang lightly, and then the two drank it down at the same time.
"Hey, brother, I see that you look suave and handsome, why don't you even have a confidante around you? It's so boring to walk alone in the rivers and lakes, let me tell you..." Tian Boguang was familiar with him Personality, he doesn't pay much attention to shallow conversations, but Xiao Peng doesn't care about anything. At the moment, the two of them are in a mess, talking about each other, drinking one cup after another.
Tian Boguang felt that this little brother named Xiao Peng was quite suitable for him, and his views on women made Tian Boguang astonished and became a confidant, especially those about loli!It's unheard of to say something about Yujie, but it sounds very reasonable.
Just as Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang were blowing their farts, a handsome young man wearing a light yellow silk brocade, a blue waistcoat, and a purple headband appeared at the gate of the small courtyard.
The old man's eyes lit up again just now when he saw this, just now came a young chivalrous man with an extraordinary bearing and a handsome appearance, and here came another handsome and noble young man, could it be that he is really a man today? good day?
"Guests from afar, what a coincidence you came! We are holding a wedding here, would you like to have a drink?"
The young man smiled lightly and said, "Okay! It's good to be happy."
"Okay, okay, but this wine can't be drunk in vain. You have to make a problem for the groom. If he passes it! He can enter the bridal chamber. If he doesn't pass it! He has to continue drinking here."
While talking, the old man led the young master towards the table of Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang.
The young man was naturally dressed as Dongfang Bubai. When she saw the person on the table, her eyes lit up, "It's him? Why is he here? Could it be... It's really a fate to meet each other?" Dongfang Unbeaten shook his head and smiled, followed the old man to Xiao Peng's table.
At this time the two young women had already left, and the old man came to Tian Boguang's side and said, "Mr. Tian, this is a guest from afar." Then he turned to Dongfang Bubai and said, "This is the bridegroom officer. Sutou, a guest who came to the village to stay overnight."
Tian Boguang glanced at Dongfang Bubai. At this time, he was a little drunk, and he waved casually, regardless of who the other party was, and said, "Sit, sit, since you're here, it's my Tian You're welcome, friend."
Xiao Peng and Tian Boguang were sitting opposite each other, Dongfang Bubai had no choice but to sit in the seat on the left side casually, Xiao Peng turned his head to look, and was slightly taken aback, if he hadn't known in advance that she was Dongfang Bubai, I'm afraid I really can't tell that this is actually a woman's costume, no matter who looks at it, this is clearly a handsome young man!No wonder she was able to hide in Heimuya for more than ten years without being discovered.
"Well, I'll ask him a question, and if he can answer, let him enter the bridal chamber!" Dongfang Bubai said generously.
For Xiao Peng's gaze, she chose to be indifferent, and for her voice that was no different from that of a man, Xiao Peng just ignored it. With this trick, even Uncle Nine's two little apprentices, A Xing and Xiao Yue, could do it. If you do it, you just use your true energy to change your voice, but changing your voice and imitating someone else's voice are two different things, so don't think that only one person can do the same thing as Tianlongli Arjuna.
"Okay! You ask." Tian Boguang raised his hand indifferently and motioned.
Dongfang Bubai didn't intend to really embarrass Tian Boguang, so he just casually asked a question that a primary school student could answer, but Dongfang Bubai obviously overestimated Tian Boguang. Even today's primary school students are inferior, "Chun Mian doesn't realize it, what's the next sentence?"
"Uh..." Tian Boguang was confused, looked at the smiling Xiao Peng and Dongfang Bubai, and said weakly: "I have never studied, I... I have no education, and I don't know how to read poetry." After a while of impatience, he exclaimed: "Don't worry, don't care, I want to enter the bridal chamber."
"Hey, Brother Tian, you agreed to solve the problem before you can enter the bridal chamber. You can't play tricks! You have to be right. Otherwise, there are four lines in this poem. As long as you match the first line, the last two lines Brother, how about helping you?" Xiao Peng grabbed Tian Boguang, who was cheating, and joked.
"Hey, what you said! Huh, isn't it just a poem, let me think about it." Tian Boguang put his hands on his hips, concentrating on his thoughts, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he laughed and said, "Chun Mian doesn't know the dawn...the bridal chamber is infinitely good Hahaha, Brother Xiao, it's your turn!"
Dongfang Bubai raised his wine glass, took a sip, and turned his head to look at Xiao Peng with a half-smile, wondering how he could continue.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Peng showed a smile that was almost the same as Tian Boguang, "Hey, brother Tian is so talented, Xiao admires it, listen up!"
"Hmm..." Xiao Peng cleared his throat, and then he opened his mouth and said in a rambling voice: "Chun Mian doesn't know the dawn, the bridal chamber is infinitely good, the bed shakes at night, the girl becomes a sister-in-law...Brother Tian, and this young master, how about it?"
"Pfft...cough...cough..."
The glass of wine that Dongfang Bubai had just swallowed was sprayed directly at Xiao Peng. Fortunately, Xiao Peng reacted quickly and took the sip of wine aside as soon as he turned Tai Chi Jin, without being sprayed all over his head and face.
Dongfang Bubai is recognized as number one in the world, but he was sprayed by a crooked poem, and even choked himself. If it gets out, everyone in the world will probably have their glasses shattered. Of course, the premise is that they have glasses now. This stuff.
"Hahahaha... This is good, this is good, you are so right, isn't that what it is? Brother Xiao really deserves to be my confidant, hahaha, how about this son, are we right?" Tian Boguang After listening to Xiao Peng's words, he jumped up and clapped his hands excitedly, then turned to Dongfang Bubai and asked.
Dongfang Bubai was so angry that he was in a hurry, so he let his breath go, rolled his eyes at Tian Boguang and Xiao Peng, and said helplessly: "You two guys... Chunxiao is worth a thousand dollars, and everything you say is right. "
"Hahaha, now I can enter the bridal chamber! Two brothers, you drink first, I'm going, hahaha..."
Tian Boguang didn't feel much about Dongfang Bubai's white eyes, but he was happy that he had met him, and happily went into the bridal chamber, but Xiao Peng saw a trace of amorous feelings from this white eye.
(End of this chapter)
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