Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 22 Sorry, I Have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Pheasant continued to speak in Taiwanese without a smile on his face: "Don't be angry, silly brother. I want to ask you to get the car back. Is there any problem?"

Dasha glanced at the pheasant, and asked disdainfully, "Who are you?"

"Hongxing pheasant." The pheasant raised its head and replied proudly, then pointed to Chen Haonan and Xiao Peng and said, "This is my elder brother Hongxing Chen Haonan, and this is my brother Dapeng, Hongxing's famous double-sword killer. I think You should have heard their names!"

Chen Haonan stepped forward, stretched out his right hand, and said hello: "You silly brother."

Seeing Chen Haonan stretching out his right hand, Dasha subconsciously prepared to reach out to shake his hand, but he didn't know where he was wrong, so when he was about to shake it, he turned his hand and picked up the beer glass on the table.

Chen Haonan turned his ears with his thumb in embarrassment, but the anger in his heart deepened, but Chen Haonan was famously calm-headed, so he didn't turn his face directly because of this, "Silly brother, where is my car?"

"I stole so many cars lost in Hong Kong? It's just inexplicable." Dasha yelled loudly in his Cantonese with a Taiwanese accent, as if he didn't pay attention to them at all.

Chen Haonan smiled noncommittally, and said: "Don't be angry, silly brother, I'm just asking, do you want me to give you some money for tea?"

Dasha curled his lips in disdain, and said, "I'm sure I never stole the car. The car is gone. Find a note!"

Pheasant suddenly leaned in front of Dasha, and said: "We only call you fool when we give you face, if we don't give you face, we call you hot (fool)!"

After hearing this, Dasha slapped the table and stood up abruptly, and the dozen or so younger brothers around him quickly ran behind him, "Son, if you have the guts to say it again, let me tell you, everyone in Hong Kong knows that I am Dasha in Saigon. I have the greatest influence in Saigon, last time I didn’t go to vote, it was all on TV! Did you see it?”

"Wahhahaha... You are killing me! I'm so scared."

Ignoring the strangely screaming pheasant, Dasha turned to Chen Haonan and Xiao Peng, and said, "Are you Chen Haonan and Dapeng?"

"Yeah, silly brother, what's the matter?" Xiao Peng stepped forward and clenched his fists secretly.

Dasha pointed at Xiao Peng's chest and said: "I heard that you are hanging, but I never stole your car. Even if you can find evidence, I still won't hang you, and what's more! Don't blame me for not reminding you, in the future Don’t go to Saigon if you have nothing to do, my brothers in Saigon don’t welcome you Hong Xing... um..."

Xiao Peng didn't wait for Dasha to finish his sentence, and directly punched him with an uppercut. If Xiao Peng didn't use only three parts of force, Dasha's jaw would definitely be shattered in just this one blow.

"Beat them." Seeing that Xiao Peng had already taken the lead, Chen Haonan didn't say any more, and rushed up to the younger brothers behind Dasha with a wave of his hand. Six against sixteen, no one flinched, even Foreskin, who is the most timid and fearful of getting into trouble, has no timidity at all. After Xiao Peng's training these years, all these guys have become bullies.

"Bang...crack..."

"Crack..."

"what……"

"Throw them into the sea..."

"Pfft..."

There was a sound of body collisions, bones breaking, and the sound of falling into the water. In less than a minute, Dasha's 1 younger brothers were either lying on the ground and crying, or swimming in the sea. The bottom turned into a pig's head.

"Well, the left side is a little bit worse." Xiao Peng stroked his chin with his right hand, looked carefully at Dasha on the ground, and then punched him on the left side of the face.

"boom"

"Ah...don't hit, don't hit..."

Xiao Peng clapped his palms and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's symmetrical now. I'm sorry, silly brother, I'm a perfectionist and I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. Your two sides are swollen differently. It’s uncomfortable, don’t worry, it’s symmetrical now, I won’t hit you again.”

"puff"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Chen Haonan and others couldn't hold back their laughter.

A group of people squatted in front of Dasha, Chen Haonan grabbed him by the collar and asked, "Can our Hongxing Society come to Saigon to play?"

Dasha's swollen sausage-like lips opened and closed, and said weakly: "Yes, yes, you can also eat seafood, and you are welcome to vote!"

Seeing Dasha's swollen head like a pig's head and the stupid words he said, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

"Oh...then my car...wasn't scratched!" Chen Haonan asked in a long voice.

"No, no."

Chen Haonan nodded in satisfaction, and jokingly said: "I'm so sorry, our people from Hongxing Club hit harder, and my brother Dapeng hit harder, I'm sorry!"

"No, no, brother Dapeng has already shown mercy!" Dasha wanted to cry without tears, if he had known that these guys were so cruel, he wouldn't have provoked them!Dasha almost regretted it.

"Hehe, help me find my car before night, you know? Let's go." After finishing speaking, Chen Haonan led his brothers and turned to leave, discussing while walking.

"Tch, you were so ruthless just now, it turned out to be a three-legged cat!"

"awesome!"

"Ha ha……"

……

"My MR2 was stolen by a little girl. Her name is Xiaobudian. I heard that she is from Changle Gang Feihong. Pheasant, please call me and get her bottom."

"Okay! I like communicating with those ponies the most, hehe."

"Hmph, you dare to steal my car, you're courting death!"

The next plot didn't change much, Xiao Jieba was destined to be Chen Haonan's horse, Xiao Peng didn't deliberately change anything, Xiao Jieba still let Chen Haonan pretend to be Feihong, the result was naturally a tragedy, he was taken to the middle of the mountain and ate a lot The buns were then thrown halfway up the mountain.

After that, Xiao stammered and asked Feihong to help her. Unfortunately, even without Xiao Peng's Hongxing Society, it was not something that a small gang like the Changle Gang could compete with, let alone because of Xiao Peng's existence, Hongxing Society now The momentum of the Causeway Bay branch is more than a little bit stronger than the original plot.

In the original plot, Feihong dared to say a few cruel words to Chen Haonan, but now when Feihong brought someone to invite Big Brother B to negotiate, and saw that Hongxing Chen Haonan and Dapeng, the double-sword killer, were there, he couldn't even speak harshly. Didn't dare to say a word, just had a drink with boss B and then let it go.

A few days later, Liang Kun still sent someone to invite Chen Haonan, and this time, Xiao Peng was also brought along.

In Liangkun's office, Liangkun is sitting behind his desk with a false smile on his face, and his bodyguard, Big Stupid, is wearing sunglasses and standing outside the office with his arms folded.

"A'nan, Dapeng, today we brothers sit down and have a good chat..."

Xiao Peng waved his hand and smiled: "Brother Kun, don't say that, our generations are fundamentally different. Brother Nan and I are juniors, so we dare not call Brother Kun brothers."

"Hehe, you are too polite." Liang Kun didn't take it seriously, thinking that Xiao Peng was being polite to him!

However, Chen Haonan was a little impatient, and he didn't know if it was because of fate. Chen Haonan, who has always been calm and patient, always felt a little impatient when facing Liang Kun, "Brother Kun, don't beat around the bush, just speak up if you have anything to say!"

Liang Kun nodded, and said: "It's refreshing enough, come and follow me, I guarantee that you will have countless horses, all of you are famous!"

"Brother Kun! You have been here for more than 20 or [-] years, do you know what loyalty is?" Chen Haonan's expression changed, and he asked Liang Kun seriously.

Liangkun sneered when she heard the words, stood up, took a marker pen, walked to the whiteboard beside her, wrote the word "righteousness" on the whiteboard, and said, "I'll tell you what the word "righteousness" is. Open, it means 'I am a lamb', and being loyal means sticking a sword straight into your heart. In this era, no one is as stupid as you, Dapeng, what do you think?"

(End of this chapter)