Unlimited wastelander
Chapter 436 Xiao Peng's Birthday Party Competition
Chapter 436 Xiao Peng's Birthday Party Competition
"I really didn't expect that in the young eagle training team, in this hellish place, there would be such an incident. In fact, I have already forgotten my birthday. I didn't expect that the Dragon Eagle instructor, and we are always in my heart The old birds who curse will remember my birthday and still take it so seriously, I have decided that I will never curse the old birds in my heart again, it's over."
"coax"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, the rookies were all jubilant, and the veterans were all dumbfounded. Long Ying whispered to the eagle eye next to him, "This way of speaking is the style of this kid. If he doesn't It's weird to talk."
The corner of Hawkeye's mouth twitched, it was considered a smile.
Goshawk kicked Xiao Peng's ass angrily, saying: "Stinky boy, the dog can't spit out ivory, go back."
"Fuck, it's over, it's over, I was kicked in the first hour of the first day, it seems that this year is not going to be a good day, what a fool!" Xiao Peng ran back to the queue, lamenting while clutching his buttocks, It caused the rookies to laugh again.
"Hehe, well, let's stop talking nonsense, a group of eight, each group has a grill, and those who want to drink can take it by themselves, but there is one principle, that is, absolutely no waste, let's disband!" Goshawk After saying this, the rookies immediately dispersed and went straight to the ingredients on the table.
The group of Xiao Peng and Huang Shujuan happened to be the seven people who carried the logs at the beginning, and Bi Li was added this time.
"Xiao Peng, do you want orange juice or herbal tea? I'll get it." Xiao Peng turned over the skewers covering the whole grill very quickly, Huang Shujuan suddenly turned her head and asked.
"Oh, I don't need it, you can drink it! Then I'll drink you." Xiao Peng said without raising his head.
"Oh!" Huang Shujuan responded casually, and she didn't realize it until the next second. Her pretty face was flushed, she reached out and twisted Xiao Peng's waist, and said coquettishly, "You are going to die."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The other people around burst into laughter. Seeing Huang Shujuan's cute expression, they all sighed, the hero really deserves to be a hero, this nima can bring his girlfriend to participate in the selection of the special forces, but the girlfriend, no matter the strength or the appearance, is Those who are outstanding are really dead compared to others, and they must be thrown away when comparing goods!
"Show affection, die quickly." Lin Xiaohao casually sprinkled condiments on the skewers, and said calmly.
"Hey, let me tell you, why can't you spit out ivory from your dog's mouth! You will die if you speak well! It's better than you can't show it at all!" Hao Hao, who had been at odds with him, Tianyuan immediately retorted.
Listening to what they said, Xiao Peng yelled in dissatisfaction: "Hey, I said you are enough! Today is also a great day for me as an adult, why don't you just keep your mouth shut? It's too much!"
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Huang Shujuan, and said with a smile, "Hey, your slow reaction is so cute."
Huang Shujuan rolled her eyes at him when she heard the words, and because she raised her head slightly when she rolled her eyes, Xiao Peng took the opportunity to peck her small mouth quickly, "Okay, let's get some drinks! I want to drink herbal tea, hehe .”
"Oh, wow, it's so dazzling. If anyone has sunglasses, lend me them. My 24K titanium alloy eyes are almost blinded by the flash." Xiao Feng yelled, covering his eyes in a funny way, and the others immediately cooperated and yelled.
Huang Shujuan slapped Xiao Peng in embarrassment, and ran towards the side where the drinks were stacked. When passing by Xiao Feng, she elbowed him in the ribs, and now Xiao Feng's strange cry turned into a cry of pain, "Wow! , Siblings are too cruel, some ribs are broken."
"Hey, it just so happens that she knows how to set bones, do you want her to connect it for you?" Xiao Peng said with a sinister smile.
"Uh...forget about that! I've connected it myself." Xiao Feng twisted his body, then stood up straight, and said nonchalantly.
"shush"
"boring."
"childish."
After a while, Huang Shujuan came back with a bunch of drinks in her arms. They each took a bottle, but Bi Li didn't want it. She didn't dare to drink cold now.
Longying and several old birds walked towards Xiao Peng with drinks in their hands. Hawkeye held a brand new thermos cup and handed it to Bi Li, "This is honey grapefruit tea, it's hot."
"Thank you, instructor." Bi Li took the thermos, her eyes were reddish, and her heart was warm. Hawkeye smiled and patted her on the shoulder.
Long Ying walked in front of Xiao Peng, raised the herbal tea in his hand, and said lightly: "From today on, you have officially entered the ranks of adults. Being an adult not only means that you are mature, but also means that you are mature. There will be more important responsibilities on your shoulders, I believe you are already mentally prepared, happy birthday."
"Thank you instructor, always be ready." Xiao Peng put his feet together and gave a light drink, then smiled and raised the herbal tea bottle to touch Longying, and took a big sip.
"Come on, Xiao Yingxiong, I'll toast you too." After Xiao Peng and Longying finished drinking, Vulture also laughed and stepped forward to raise the drink bottle and said.
"What's your excuse?"
"Uh... so what, during the exercise, you let me understand the truth that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people, which is equivalent to giving me a blow in the head, letting me understand that I am not strong enough, shouldn't this be a toast to you? "Vulture said such a long paragraph in a serious manner, which made Xiao Peng slightly surprised, and he really had to drink it.
"Xiao Peng, I respect you..."
Then, for some unknown reason, the veterans came up one after another to pay respects to Xiao Peng, which made Xiao Peng a little confused. This is not wine, no matter how much you drink, you will not get drunk. Does it make sense?But soon, he understood.
"Fuck, you gangsters, where's the skewer I baked? At least leave one for me! I've roasted dozens of skewers together, and I don't eat any of them?"
"puff……"
"Hahahaha...Xiao Peng, you baked so well, let's do it again!"
"Uh, Nima, I suddenly found that I'm full with my drink." Xiao Peng looked at the smirking Vultures and the others with tears in his eyes, and said in grief and indignation.
"Hahahaha..." Seeing Xiao Peng's depressed expression, the others were overjoyed.
"Hey, I left a few skewers for you, you can eat them!"
"Hey, our family Shujuan is the best, and I always think about my husband." Xiao Peng was very moved and took a few skewers from Huang Shujuan's hands. After a closer look, he was dumbfounded, "Why leeks? Shujuan, you I learned badly!"
"Uh... Please remember the faces present here. If I become bad in the future, they will bring them on."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Tonight, the Young Eagles training camp, regardless of rookies or veterans, was all laughing, and the center was naturally Xiao Peng's location.
After a while, everyone was [-]-[-]% full after eating, and the skewers were almost consumed. The veterans announced that during the intermission, everyone would perform their own talents. It was called a party. How could it be a party without performances?
Most of them were singing. The kid Zhang Yan went up and performed a break dance, which made Xiao Peng and the others say that this kid is hiding his secrets, and he can do this. The most interesting thing is Bi Li. She performed ventriloquist, By imitating the sounds of all kinds of birds and beasts, one person actually made a pleasant noise like a jungle.
After she finished her performance, no one went up to perform again, so everyone turned their attention to Xiao Peng. After seeing it, Xiao Peng didn't hesitate and walked up happily. After standing still, he touched the back of his head and said with a smile: "This This, there are too many things to know, and I really don’t know what to perform for a while?"
"shush"
"This kid belongs to the dead star people who don't pretend to be aggressive, haha." Zhang Yan laughed and complained to Tan Yichun who was beside him.
Hearing Zhang Yan's words, seeing Tan Yichun beside him smiling and nodding again and again, Xiao Peng's eyes lit up, and he smiled at Tan Yichun, "Hey, Veteran Tan, I only knew you were a disciple of the Cangzhou Tan Sect, but you never I’ve seen the Twelve-Road Tan Legs of the Tan Clan! Or, let’s have a sparring match, and I’ll use the Hong Family Shadowless Heels to compete with you.”
After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he turned his body slightly, folded his arms around his chest, raised his right leg, and kicked straight to the sky. It was Hong Wending's classic movement, kicking toward the sky.
"Oh... cool..."
Tan Yichun's eyes flashed brightly, he nodded, stood up, walked to Xiao Peng and stood still, Xiao Peng put his legs down, clasped his fists at Tan Yichun and said with a smile: "Please teach me, Veteran Tan."
Tan Yichun reciprocated the salute helplessly by cupping his fists, and said with a wry smile, "Please be merciful to Xiao Daxia."
"Uh..." Xiao Peng was slightly taken aback, Xiao Daxia, this title sounds quite friendly, he chuckled at the moment, and said in a funny way: "Let's compete in martial arts, it's not a life-and-death fight, everyone just competes in moves, not internal strength. .”
"coax"
"Hehe, this kid, you have to use your internal strength, you must have read too many martial arts novels!"
"Xiao Peng, I gave you 98 points for this coercion, and I deducted two points for fear of your pride."
"Hey." Xiao Peng ignored the booing people, smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to Tan Yichun, and said, "Old soldier Tan, please." After speaking, he took a half step forward with his left foot, pointed his toes on the ground, and placed it in front of him.
Seeing this, Tan Yichun didn't dare to be negligent, and pulled away his horse in a horse-riding style, and then the two of them moved at the same time, Tan Yichun took a step forward with his left leg, and his right leg almost turned into a steel whip, and whipped towards Xiao Peng's left rib with a whir .
Xiao Peng shrank his chest and abdomen back, and Tan Yichun swept over with his right foot against Xiao Peng's camouflage uniform. Then he quickly took a move and swung his legs. It was "唰唰唰唰" who kicked out in three consecutive low, middle and high stages. He didn't use much force, and his speed was not too fast. After all, this sparring is of a performance nature, and there is no need to decide the winner. If we want to decide the outcome, then... is it interesting?
It's not fast compared to Xiao Peng himself and Tan Yichun, but in the eyes of other rookies and veterans who don't understand traditional martial arts, their legs almost dance like a phantom, and the two of them come and go, or collide with each other , or flip to dodge, the effect is the same as that shown in movies and TV, and even looks more real.
The scene that happened in front of me naturally looked more real than the movies and TV shows. Besides, everyone knew that they did it on the spur of the moment and hadn't rehearsed it beforehand. This proved that the two of them used real kung fu.
The rookies and veterans watched with ups and downs, and they were hooked, and the applause resounded over the camp.
Thanks for the support of "Sledge Hammer Dinosaur" with 500 rewards, "Yun Zhongxiang" with 500 rewards for support, "Falling Stars" with 100 rewards for support, and "SF Express 1 Xiaozhou" with 100 rewards for support, thank you "Galaxy Reflecting the Sky" gave 100 rewards for support, "pasuhgh" gave 100 rewards for support, and "ChaunceyDong" gave 1000 rewards for support, thank you Dapeng.
(End of this chapter)
"I really didn't expect that in the young eagle training team, in this hellish place, there would be such an incident. In fact, I have already forgotten my birthday. I didn't expect that the Dragon Eagle instructor, and we are always in my heart The old birds who curse will remember my birthday and still take it so seriously, I have decided that I will never curse the old birds in my heart again, it's over."
"coax"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, the rookies were all jubilant, and the veterans were all dumbfounded. Long Ying whispered to the eagle eye next to him, "This way of speaking is the style of this kid. If he doesn't It's weird to talk."
The corner of Hawkeye's mouth twitched, it was considered a smile.
Goshawk kicked Xiao Peng's ass angrily, saying: "Stinky boy, the dog can't spit out ivory, go back."
"Fuck, it's over, it's over, I was kicked in the first hour of the first day, it seems that this year is not going to be a good day, what a fool!" Xiao Peng ran back to the queue, lamenting while clutching his buttocks, It caused the rookies to laugh again.
"Hehe, well, let's stop talking nonsense, a group of eight, each group has a grill, and those who want to drink can take it by themselves, but there is one principle, that is, absolutely no waste, let's disband!" Goshawk After saying this, the rookies immediately dispersed and went straight to the ingredients on the table.
The group of Xiao Peng and Huang Shujuan happened to be the seven people who carried the logs at the beginning, and Bi Li was added this time.
"Xiao Peng, do you want orange juice or herbal tea? I'll get it." Xiao Peng turned over the skewers covering the whole grill very quickly, Huang Shujuan suddenly turned her head and asked.
"Oh, I don't need it, you can drink it! Then I'll drink you." Xiao Peng said without raising his head.
"Oh!" Huang Shujuan responded casually, and she didn't realize it until the next second. Her pretty face was flushed, she reached out and twisted Xiao Peng's waist, and said coquettishly, "You are going to die."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The other people around burst into laughter. Seeing Huang Shujuan's cute expression, they all sighed, the hero really deserves to be a hero, this nima can bring his girlfriend to participate in the selection of the special forces, but the girlfriend, no matter the strength or the appearance, is Those who are outstanding are really dead compared to others, and they must be thrown away when comparing goods!
"Show affection, die quickly." Lin Xiaohao casually sprinkled condiments on the skewers, and said calmly.
"Hey, let me tell you, why can't you spit out ivory from your dog's mouth! You will die if you speak well! It's better than you can't show it at all!" Hao Hao, who had been at odds with him, Tianyuan immediately retorted.
Listening to what they said, Xiao Peng yelled in dissatisfaction: "Hey, I said you are enough! Today is also a great day for me as an adult, why don't you just keep your mouth shut? It's too much!"
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Huang Shujuan, and said with a smile, "Hey, your slow reaction is so cute."
Huang Shujuan rolled her eyes at him when she heard the words, and because she raised her head slightly when she rolled her eyes, Xiao Peng took the opportunity to peck her small mouth quickly, "Okay, let's get some drinks! I want to drink herbal tea, hehe .”
"Oh, wow, it's so dazzling. If anyone has sunglasses, lend me them. My 24K titanium alloy eyes are almost blinded by the flash." Xiao Feng yelled, covering his eyes in a funny way, and the others immediately cooperated and yelled.
Huang Shujuan slapped Xiao Peng in embarrassment, and ran towards the side where the drinks were stacked. When passing by Xiao Feng, she elbowed him in the ribs, and now Xiao Feng's strange cry turned into a cry of pain, "Wow! , Siblings are too cruel, some ribs are broken."
"Hey, it just so happens that she knows how to set bones, do you want her to connect it for you?" Xiao Peng said with a sinister smile.
"Uh...forget about that! I've connected it myself." Xiao Feng twisted his body, then stood up straight, and said nonchalantly.
"shush"
"boring."
"childish."
After a while, Huang Shujuan came back with a bunch of drinks in her arms. They each took a bottle, but Bi Li didn't want it. She didn't dare to drink cold now.
Longying and several old birds walked towards Xiao Peng with drinks in their hands. Hawkeye held a brand new thermos cup and handed it to Bi Li, "This is honey grapefruit tea, it's hot."
"Thank you, instructor." Bi Li took the thermos, her eyes were reddish, and her heart was warm. Hawkeye smiled and patted her on the shoulder.
Long Ying walked in front of Xiao Peng, raised the herbal tea in his hand, and said lightly: "From today on, you have officially entered the ranks of adults. Being an adult not only means that you are mature, but also means that you are mature. There will be more important responsibilities on your shoulders, I believe you are already mentally prepared, happy birthday."
"Thank you instructor, always be ready." Xiao Peng put his feet together and gave a light drink, then smiled and raised the herbal tea bottle to touch Longying, and took a big sip.
"Come on, Xiao Yingxiong, I'll toast you too." After Xiao Peng and Longying finished drinking, Vulture also laughed and stepped forward to raise the drink bottle and said.
"What's your excuse?"
"Uh... so what, during the exercise, you let me understand the truth that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people, which is equivalent to giving me a blow in the head, letting me understand that I am not strong enough, shouldn't this be a toast to you? "Vulture said such a long paragraph in a serious manner, which made Xiao Peng slightly surprised, and he really had to drink it.
"Xiao Peng, I respect you..."
Then, for some unknown reason, the veterans came up one after another to pay respects to Xiao Peng, which made Xiao Peng a little confused. This is not wine, no matter how much you drink, you will not get drunk. Does it make sense?But soon, he understood.
"Fuck, you gangsters, where's the skewer I baked? At least leave one for me! I've roasted dozens of skewers together, and I don't eat any of them?"
"puff……"
"Hahahaha...Xiao Peng, you baked so well, let's do it again!"
"Uh, Nima, I suddenly found that I'm full with my drink." Xiao Peng looked at the smirking Vultures and the others with tears in his eyes, and said in grief and indignation.
"Hahahaha..." Seeing Xiao Peng's depressed expression, the others were overjoyed.
"Hey, I left a few skewers for you, you can eat them!"
"Hey, our family Shujuan is the best, and I always think about my husband." Xiao Peng was very moved and took a few skewers from Huang Shujuan's hands. After a closer look, he was dumbfounded, "Why leeks? Shujuan, you I learned badly!"
"Uh... Please remember the faces present here. If I become bad in the future, they will bring them on."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Tonight, the Young Eagles training camp, regardless of rookies or veterans, was all laughing, and the center was naturally Xiao Peng's location.
After a while, everyone was [-]-[-]% full after eating, and the skewers were almost consumed. The veterans announced that during the intermission, everyone would perform their own talents. It was called a party. How could it be a party without performances?
Most of them were singing. The kid Zhang Yan went up and performed a break dance, which made Xiao Peng and the others say that this kid is hiding his secrets, and he can do this. The most interesting thing is Bi Li. She performed ventriloquist, By imitating the sounds of all kinds of birds and beasts, one person actually made a pleasant noise like a jungle.
After she finished her performance, no one went up to perform again, so everyone turned their attention to Xiao Peng. After seeing it, Xiao Peng didn't hesitate and walked up happily. After standing still, he touched the back of his head and said with a smile: "This This, there are too many things to know, and I really don’t know what to perform for a while?"
"shush"
"This kid belongs to the dead star people who don't pretend to be aggressive, haha." Zhang Yan laughed and complained to Tan Yichun who was beside him.
Hearing Zhang Yan's words, seeing Tan Yichun beside him smiling and nodding again and again, Xiao Peng's eyes lit up, and he smiled at Tan Yichun, "Hey, Veteran Tan, I only knew you were a disciple of the Cangzhou Tan Sect, but you never I’ve seen the Twelve-Road Tan Legs of the Tan Clan! Or, let’s have a sparring match, and I’ll use the Hong Family Shadowless Heels to compete with you.”
After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he turned his body slightly, folded his arms around his chest, raised his right leg, and kicked straight to the sky. It was Hong Wending's classic movement, kicking toward the sky.
"Oh... cool..."
Tan Yichun's eyes flashed brightly, he nodded, stood up, walked to Xiao Peng and stood still, Xiao Peng put his legs down, clasped his fists at Tan Yichun and said with a smile: "Please teach me, Veteran Tan."
Tan Yichun reciprocated the salute helplessly by cupping his fists, and said with a wry smile, "Please be merciful to Xiao Daxia."
"Uh..." Xiao Peng was slightly taken aback, Xiao Daxia, this title sounds quite friendly, he chuckled at the moment, and said in a funny way: "Let's compete in martial arts, it's not a life-and-death fight, everyone just competes in moves, not internal strength. .”
"coax"
"Hehe, this kid, you have to use your internal strength, you must have read too many martial arts novels!"
"Xiao Peng, I gave you 98 points for this coercion, and I deducted two points for fear of your pride."
"Hey." Xiao Peng ignored the booing people, smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to Tan Yichun, and said, "Old soldier Tan, please." After speaking, he took a half step forward with his left foot, pointed his toes on the ground, and placed it in front of him.
Seeing this, Tan Yichun didn't dare to be negligent, and pulled away his horse in a horse-riding style, and then the two of them moved at the same time, Tan Yichun took a step forward with his left leg, and his right leg almost turned into a steel whip, and whipped towards Xiao Peng's left rib with a whir .
Xiao Peng shrank his chest and abdomen back, and Tan Yichun swept over with his right foot against Xiao Peng's camouflage uniform. Then he quickly took a move and swung his legs. It was "唰唰唰唰" who kicked out in three consecutive low, middle and high stages. He didn't use much force, and his speed was not too fast. After all, this sparring is of a performance nature, and there is no need to decide the winner. If we want to decide the outcome, then... is it interesting?
It's not fast compared to Xiao Peng himself and Tan Yichun, but in the eyes of other rookies and veterans who don't understand traditional martial arts, their legs almost dance like a phantom, and the two of them come and go, or collide with each other , or flip to dodge, the effect is the same as that shown in movies and TV, and even looks more real.
The scene that happened in front of me naturally looked more real than the movies and TV shows. Besides, everyone knew that they did it on the spur of the moment and hadn't rehearsed it beforehand. This proved that the two of them used real kung fu.
The rookies and veterans watched with ups and downs, and they were hooked, and the applause resounded over the camp.
Thanks for the support of "Sledge Hammer Dinosaur" with 500 rewards, "Yun Zhongxiang" with 500 rewards for support, "Falling Stars" with 100 rewards for support, and "SF Express 1 Xiaozhou" with 100 rewards for support, thank you "Galaxy Reflecting the Sky" gave 100 rewards for support, "pasuhgh" gave 100 rewards for support, and "ChaunceyDong" gave 1000 rewards for support, thank you Dapeng.
(End of this chapter)
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