Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 633 Fatty Tathagata
Three nights later, Ruan Mengmeng had already received the notification of being shortlisted yesterday, and today was the press conference for the selection of Miss Yang Bauhinia, which was the first meeting between the top ten beauties and the media.

Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen took Xiaoyaozi to Ruan Mengmeng's house two hours in advance. They were going to put on makeup for Ruan Mengmeng, and they wanted him to help refer to the clothes.

After all, when women dress up beautifully, they are always for men to see, but Xiaoyaozi also brought the three brothers of the Kuang family here. Anyway, they have nothing to do at night. The taste is unique and different, what he likes may not be what the public likes.

It just so happens that the four of them represent four different perspectives, and if any kind of attire feels good to all four of them, then it is really good.

As for that kid Kim Jung-jung, seeing how diligent he was in training, he was not invited, and Elizabeth was not suitable to participate in such activities, because if she went, she might be regarded as a mess by other TV stations, yes So I went back to the bar first.

A group of people rushed to the fifth floor, and when they arrived at the door of Ruan Mengmeng's house, Xiaoyaozi and Ma Xiaoling were startled, looked at each other, and nodded at each other.

Xiaoyaozi stepped forward and knocked on the door, and Ruan Mengmeng opened the door quickly. Seeing so many people coming, he was very moved, "You are all here! Hehe, come in quickly."

"On such an important day, of course we have to act as a whole! We are a group of relatives and friends! Hehe." Xiaoyaozi smiled slightly and joked.

After entering the room, everyone greeted Mengma politely. Of course, there was no response. Mengma would not pay attention to anyone except the characters on TV. Only Ruan Mengmeng asked her to occasionally reply.

"Then... shall we go to the room?" Ruan Mengmeng tilted her head and smiled at Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen.

"Wait a minute." Xiaoyaozi and Ma Xiaoling shouted in unison.

Ruan Mengmeng looked at the two of them in surprise, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Your house is not clean, let's clean it up for you first!" Xiaoyaozi said to Ruan Mengmeng with a smile, and went straight to her room without waiting for her to ask any more questions. Ma Xiaoling followed closely, Kuang Tianyou and Kuang Tiansheng looked at each other and followed.

"Not clean?" Ruan Mengmeng was taken aback for a moment, then remembered something, her face changed a little, and hurriedly followed the room, and whispered in her mouth: "Dapeng, Xiaoling, don't! Ah Dang is very pitiful." .”

When Ruan Mengmeng yelled these words, the unlucky ghost Adang had already been caught out of the void by Xiaoyaozi, and his body appeared.

"Ahhh, let me go, let me go, don't take me in, I haven't hurt anyone!" Ah Dang waved his fleshy arms, closed his eyes, and was terrified.

"Xiaoling, wait a minute." Xiaoyaozi stopped Ma Xiaoling, who was holding the lucky star in his hand, and was about to take A-Dang away, waiting for Ma Xiaoling who would cross over in the future.

Ma Xiaoling looked at Xiaoyaozi in puzzlement, but saw that he was full of ghosts, er, in fact they were indeed seeing ghosts, "Sakyamuni, what's the matter with you? How did you get this virtue?"

"What Sakyamuni, what? I don't know it, don't accept it... Ah? Sakyamuni? Are you calling me?" At first, Adam didn't realize the meaning of the four words Sakyamuni. , but when he understood, he immediately looked at Xiao Peng with a dazed face.

The three brothers of the Kuang family and Ruan Mengmeng Ma Xiaoling were equally confused. Ma Xiaoling stared at A-Dang and asked, "What do you call him?"

"Sakyamuni! That's right, this guy is that fat asshole, I'm absolutely right." Xiaoyaozi said to Ma Xiaoling swearing.

Ruan Mengmeng also thought of something at this moment, and hurriedly said to Ma Xiaoling: "Xiaoling, what Dapeng said may be true. A-Dang said that someone helped him read his past and present lives before he was alive, and said that he was a Buddha in his previous lives. , Later, he was punished by the heavens for acting against the heavens, and asked him to reincarnate for 99 lives."

Ma Xiaoling looked at Ruan Mengmeng suspiciously, "Really?"

"En." Ruan Mengmeng nodded repeatedly.

Ma Xiaoling looked A Dang up and down, and said, "Tell me your name and date of birth."

Ah Dang didn't dare to object, so he hurriedly told Ma Xiaoling her full name and date of birth, Ma Xiaoling nodded, and said, "I will prove it, but no matter what your previous life was, you are just a bad luck ghost in this life , if you stay by Mengmeng's side, you will definitely bring her down, she is willing to take you in because she is kind, and you don't want to bring her bad luck, do you?"

"Xiaoling is right, hehe, you fat man, how majestic you were when you were a Buddha! You also acted against the sky? You should stay away from Mengmeng even if you have such a virtue! To punish you, even if the Da Luo Jinxian comes, it will not be able to eliminate the bad breath on your body, and we will not be able to help you."

Xiaoyaozi's face was full of gloating, those who didn't know thought he had a grudge against this fat man!

Of course, Xiao Peng has no enmity with Tathagata Buddha, and Xiaoyaozi is just Xiao Peng's soul, so it is even more impossible for him to have any enmity with Tathagata. It's just that he has never had any good feelings for Tathagata. From the fact that when he was born, he pointed to the sky and the ground, and he said something like "heaven and earth, I am the only one who respects me", so we can see what kind of virtue this guy is.

The most important thing is that before entering the reincarnation of the main god space, in many novels he read, Tathagata was written as a villain, so he had a preconceived impression, but no matter what, Xiaoyaozi knew in his heart that sooner or later he would be able to enter some In the world where Tathagata exists, it will be clear what kind of virtue he is at that time.

However, Xiaoyaozi's reaction made Ma Xiaoling and the others not aware of it, and called Tathagata Buddha a fat man?Moreover, he recognized the reincarnation of Tathagata Buddha at a glance. Doesn't that mean that he himself is very familiar with Tathagata Buddha?How terrifying should his own identity be?No matter what, it must be an existence on the same level as Buddha!

"I also know that staying by Mengmeng's side may bring her down, but I have nowhere to go!" Hearing what Ma Xiaoling and Xiaoyaozi said, Ah Dang said with a sad face, finally sighed, and said to Ruan Mengmeng: "Forget about Mengmeng." Meng, I'd better go! Find a place where no one is around, and be a lonely ghost, you are a good person, I can't harm you."

Ruan Mengmeng couldn't bear to look at Xiaoyaozi and Ma Xiaoling, and begged: "Dapeng, Xiaoling, is there really nothing you can do? Can you think of a way to help him? Dapeng, I know you have great powers, please help Ah Dang! He is really pitiful, and he didn't bring me down! On the contrary, I have been lucky!"

"Are you sure you didn't spoil you? Did any faucets burst suddenly in your home these days, or the fuse was burned?" Xiaoyaozi asked casually.

"Uh..." Ruan Mengmeng was stunned and speechless, but Kuang Tianyou had something to say, "I can confirm this. In the past few days, I have helped Mengmeng repair the TV once, install the faucet once, and pass the toilet once."

Kuang Tiansheng made up the knife, "Well... I connected the fuse for Mengmeng once."

Let alone Ruan Mengmeng, even Adang himself has nothing to say. Xiaoyaozi shook his head helplessly when he saw his look of being hopeless and unwilling to die, and said, "Forget it, I will give you some instructions." Let's go! You find a temple with strong incense, and then find a statue of the Buddha, and possess it, and rely on the power of the believers' incense and vows, maybe you can suppress the bad breath on your body."

"Ah? Can it work? What if I was not the Tathagata Buddha in my previous life?"

"Then you will be beaten out of your wits by the divine power of the Tathagata Buddha! That's good, so you don't have to stay in this world to harm others." Xiaoyaozi spread his hands and said innocently.

"..."

This time, Ma Xiaoling looked at Xiaoyaozi with a strange expression, Xiaoyaozi raised his hands in surrender, and said, "Okay, okay! I'm sure I will tell you for sure that you are indeed the reincarnation of the Tathagata Buddha. You are absolutely right. If you really don’t want to leave, tell Mengmeng to buy a Tathagata Buddha statue and you can attach it, so at least it won’t affect Mengmeng.”

"That's good, that's good, I'll go buy it tomorrow." Ruan Mengmeng immediately clapped her hands and smiled happily when she heard the suggestion.

Ah Dang finally got excited, looked at Xiaoyaozi and said, "Brother, I don't know if I offended you when I was a Buddha in my previous life, but I can see that you are actually a good person, and the things in the previous life have passed , I hope that big brother will stop haggling with me."

"Cut, who has time to argue with you, that's fine, just stay away and stay away from Mengmeng, Xiaoling Zhenzhen, you should hurry up and put on makeup for Mengmeng! Don't run out of time then." Xiaoyao Zi waved his hand and said.

……

The press conference was held in the grand banquet hall of a hotel. Xiaoyaozi and his party accompanied Ruan Mengmeng to the scene ten minutes before the reception started. When Ruan Mengmeng, who was wearing a backless suspender dress, entered the banquet hall, it was really as Kim Zhengzhong said. As expected, the reporters swarmed up like bees seeing honey.

"Miss Ruan Mengmeng, many people say that you are the most likely finalist to win the crown of Miss Yang Bauhinia, what do you think?" Xiao Yaozi and others stood on the periphery, Ren Ruan Mengmeng was surrounded by reporters.

Ruan Mengmeng tilted her head playfully after hearing the reporter's question, and said, "I want to leave this question to the audience friends. If the 'many people' you mentioned represent the audience friends, then Mengmeng is very honored. However, since it is a selection, who can say for sure before the last moment?"

The reporters nodded inwardly. They also asked a similar question to another contestant, who was very vocal about winning the championship, and she answered, "I just don't dare to think about it. It would be bad if I didn't get a name." There's a touch of caution in the humor, but a tinge of confidence that's missing.

Ruan Mengmeng's answer matched her playful expression, but it gave people a feeling of cuteness, confidence, and pride. It seems that this beauty is not only beautiful, but also her self-cultivation and knowledge. .

"Miss Ruan Mengmeng, let's take a picture! Please look here." The next step is the process of Ruan Mengmeng leaving her beautiful and lovely face in the cameras of many reporters.

Xiaoyaozi on the periphery smiled to everyone around him: "Mengmeng has really improved a lot, I think she will definitely gain something."

"Hehe, with you putting so much effort into helping her, if you don't make progress, you're really a rotten tree. You're pretty good to your friends!" Ma Xiaoling glanced at Xiaoyaozi appreciatively, and smiled.

"I've always been so kind to my friends. Was it the first day you met me?" Xiao Peng shrugged and spread his hands.

"Situ, come here, let me introduce you. This is the chairman of Ridong Group, Mr. Domoto Jing, who is the chief judge of our beauty pageant. This is the chief planner of this year, Situ Fenren. gentlemen."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Domoto."

Xiaoyaozi was suddenly attracted by such a conversation, turned his head to look, with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, touched Kuang Tiansheng beside him, and said: "Tiansheng, let's go, I'll take you to meet two old friends. "

"Old friend?"

(End of this chapter)