Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 745 The most powerful golden cudgel in all the planes related to Journey to the West
This is a huge ancient giant animal bone fossil, but it was used as a lair by the lizard spirits. Tang Sanzang looked at the shape of the fossil bone, and it was the shape of an oriental dragon.

"For the past six months, God has gone crazy. Either some stones or some strange eggs fell down, and a foolish one fell down tonight." Listening to the words of this male lizard with a Beijing accent, Tang Sanzang and Hidden Xiao Peng, who was in the dark, was unable to complain.

"It's not a fool, it's infatuation, it's Sun Wukong, Monkey King." This is a charming female voice, with a charming charm from the moment she speaks, and her appearance is also extremely charming, but it's a pity that she is a lizard spirit. Peng couldn't arouse any interest in it.

"How do you know?" The male demon in Beijing accent asked back.

The coquettish banshee looked at the male demon like an alien, and said, "Hey, didn't you see a golden cudgel stuck in his body? I didn't expect this monkey to be so delicate and tender."

Another female voice sounded again, "Could it be that he is the one who fell in love with Fairy Zixia 500 years ago..."

"Love Saint." It was a group of female voices calling out.

Seeing this, the male demon said sourly: "Don't be a fool, hmph, you didn't even keep your girlfriend, and you were forced to become a monk and become a monk, and you are still a lover! It's just a joke."

"You know what a fart, women are most fascinated by this kind of man." The banshee gave him a sideways look, holding her heart in both hands, twisting her body involuntarily, and said in a charming voice: "If God gives me another chance, I will Will say three words to this girl... I love you."

As soon as she finished speaking, the surrounding banshees screamed.

Another banshee interjected: "If you must add a time limit to this relationship, I hope it is..."

Group of demons: "1 years..."

"Shut up... hiss..." As the only male demon in this lair, how could he allow all the female demons in his lair to be infatuated with an outsider? stretched out as a threat.

The banshees were indeed suppressed and did not dare to make any more noise. The male demon glanced coldly at the surrounding banshees, and said coldly: "Monkey King is here, Tang Sanzang must be nearby, Luping..."

"Hey... I'm here, I'm here." A middle-aged woman-like banshee walked up to the male demon and said softly, "It's Luo Ping."

"What?" the male demon suddenly turned his head and asked loudly, which startled Luo Ping.

Luo Ping took two deep breaths, and said loudly, "It's Luo Ping, not Lu Ping."

Hearing the words, the male demon said with a displeased face: "How can you give birth to your daughter so stupidly?" After speaking, he moved to the side of the charming female demon and said, "Tell her daughter to watch Monkey King!"

"What do you call that thing looking at him?" The banshee had a disgusted expression on her face, as if letting Luo Ping's daughter guard Monkey King was a huge insult to the love saint in her mind.

"It's best to leave it to her daughter. All women will moan when they see a handsome guy, but his daughter will definitely not be eaten by a handsome guy, and the handsome guy will definitely have no appetite."

Xiao Peng was deeply disgusted when he heard what this male demon said. This is no longer a mockery, but a personal attack, an insult to personality. No one's appearance is what he wants to look like. Why do you say anything about other people's appearance? Four?
Being ugly doesn't bother you, does it?What's more, that ugly appearance is just the protective color of Sister Angel. When Sister Angel returns to her original appearance, you are not even qualified to carry her shoes.

The plan was determined, and the group of demons went out to search for Tang Sanzang's traces. They threw the golden cudgel and Tang Sanzang wrapped with diamond wire into the skull of the dragon fossil, and ordered Luo Ping's daughter Yue Meiyan to watch over it.

Of course, Yue Meiyan's name was not her real name, but she plagiarized it from others. In fact, she didn't have her own name at all, and people used to call her that.

At this time, Yue Meiyan was indeed ugly enough, her hair was like thatch, a sarcoma grew on her chin, her nose was bigger than that of a dwarf, and she appeared black at any time, as if she had been poisoned.

The biggest feature is her protruding yellow die, which are not only different in size, but also so messy that I don't know how she usually chews.

how to say?This face looks like a joke, maybe it is really a joke.

Xiao Peng guessed that Sister Angel must have fallen to the earth due to some accident, and lost her combat power, so she had to separate her source of strength, that strange bracelet, and reorganize her body, turning herself into a This looks ugly beyond a certain level.

In this world where the jungle preys on the jungle, it is definitely more tragic than being ugly enough to be disgusted by everyone if you are too outstanding in appearance and have no strength to protect yourself. To a certain extent, Sister Angel is actually quite smart.

It's just that what Xiao Peng didn't understand was, why did she even seal her own memory?Doesn't having your own memory increase your chances of survival?
Xiao Peng didn't understand, but there was no need to speculate. When she recovered her memory later, just ask her.

……

Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes, looked at the figure in the darkness who was struggling to drag a wooden boat, and said, "Hey, miss, you..."

"Wow, woke up so soon? Do you know I'm pretty so you woke up early?" Before Tang Sanzang could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Yue Meiyan's chattering voice, and there was no chance to intervene.

"I……"

"Me, me, me? Are you trying to pick me up with such a sexy voice?"

"what?"

"Don't think I'm easy to bully because I'm pretty, have you ever heard of the most poisonous beauty?"

"Oh!"

"Don't think that if you are a lover, I will fall in love with you. I have a reputation for being cold and frosty. No man has ever been able to handle me."

Tang Sanzang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought this scene was funny when he watched the movie before, but he could feel Yue Meiyan's narcissistic state that was almost abnormal when he was really in it.

In fact, Xiao Peng is very clear that Yue Meiyan is not extremely narcissistic, on the contrary, she is extremely inferior. Should it be said that things must be reversed?When her low self-esteem reaches the extreme, she can only use extreme narcissism to hypnotize herself. Only in this way can she have the courage to continue living.

"No, listen to me, Miss Yue Meiyan..."

"Wow..." Yue Meiyan yelled out as if she had heard some earth-shattering news, "How do you know my name?"

Then the voice changed into that kind of narcissistic tone with infinite self-satisfaction: "Although I am famous in the demon world, why do you pay attention to me? You don't plan to like me? You hang up if you fancy me, Not to mention 1 years, even if you add 10 years, it will still hang up."

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and said: "Okay! I just fell in love with you, so what? You hang me up."

Yue Meiyan suddenly stopped, and the turning figure stopped in place, and there was no sound for a long while.

Tang Sanzang said proudly: "What? I have nothing to say? Now that you've finished speaking, it's my turn."

"Hmm..." Tang Sanzang cleared his throat, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Yue Meiyan, but this time it was not with words, but a tomato was thrown at him.

"Don't talk, I almost fell for you. You want to confuse me, and then trick me to let you go. Maybe you covet my beauty and want to violate me?"

"Let me tell you, I have no balance between good and evil with you, and my evil spirit is awe-inspiring and righteous."

After saying these few words, Yue Meiyan finally walked out of the shadow and stood under the firelight. Seeing Yue Meiyan's face, even Tang Sanzang, who had been prepared for a long time, couldn't help being stunned.

Seeing Tang Sanzang in a daze, Yue Meiyan's eyes flashed a trace of pain, but she still said carelessly: "I'm ashamed that I guessed it, right? I see that you have read some books and have some conscience. I'll use my virginity to gamble with you."

After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait to rush towards Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and remained silent. When Yue Meiyan picked it up a few times and the diamond thread didn't move, he said, "These are diamond threads. You must use a woman's thread." Your saliva will melt."

"Bold..."

"Snapped"

Tang Sanzang received a slap on the head, and Yue Meiyan snorted coldly: "Want to eat my tofu? I won't be afraid. People in our evil sect will not bully the small with big ones. We will do what we say."

"Bold..."

"Snapped"

Another slap on Tang Sanzang's face, "Why are you imitating me to talk sexy?" It turned out that Yue Meiyan looked like a rabbit because of her buck teeth when she spoke. Tang Sanzang couldn't help imitating it. study.

"I'm sorry, I'm not as sexy as you, but to be honest, Miss Yue Meiyan, your 'now' appearance really makes me unable to tell which part is beautiful and which part is gorgeous."

"You..." Yue Meiyan obviously didn't notice the deep meaning of the phrase "your current appearance" in Tang Sanzang's words, she stared at her, raised her palm and was about to slap it.

Tang Sanzang shrank his head, actually shrunk into the diamond wire, Yue Meiyan narrowed his eyes slightly, pointed at Tang Sanzang and said: "You're a fool, I almost fell for your tricks again, no wonder they all said that all of you decent people are very cunning , Sure enough."

Speaking of this, Yue Meiyan spread her arms, shrugged her shoulders, and said regretfully, "Stop pretending to be angry with me, I don't have any feelings for you, if I'm angry, doesn't that mean I have feelings for you?"

"So, not only am I not angry, but I also want to untie you, you bite me!" After speaking, it turned into a whirlwind and circled around Tang Sanzang dozens of times in just a few seconds, waiting for her to stop At the time, she had already eaten up the diamond wire as cotton candy.

The golden cudgel fell to the ground with a bang, Tang Sanzang hurriedly picked up the golden cudgel, looked at the golden cudgel with bright eyes, stroked the stick body, his heart was secretly excited.

This golden cudgel, in terms of power, may not be considered much among the magic weapons possessed by Xiao Peng, but in terms of efficacy, it can be said to be the most powerful one among all the planes related to Journey to the West. At the time of this world, he was already secretly watching.

(End of this chapter)