Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 790 The Art of Change

The First Group Army Headquarters of the Dongsheng Military Region.

In fact, it was just a comfortable cave. Zhu Bajie held half a large watermelon in his hand and gnawed on it with great joy, making a whimpering sound in his mouth. Suddenly there was a solemn greeting from the demon soldiers standing guard at the door, "Hello, Commander-in-Chief."

"Okay." Xiao Peng nodded with a smile, returned the gift casually, and then walked into Zhu Bajie's cave, which was the headquarters of the First Army.

"Hey, old pig, is the watermelon grown in your military region ripe? Didn't you use magic to ripen it? Hehe."

"Hey, Commander-in-Chief, would you like a piece? This watermelon is so delicious! It's a pity that you can only eat it in the Western Regions before. This time, my old pig can relieve my hunger, haha." Zhu Bajie saw Xiao Peng coming in, and hurriedly stood He got up, wiped his long pig's mouth, and put down the watermelon in his hand.

Since the semi-transformation monsters in the army accounted for the majority, Zhu Bajie kept the semi-transformation status in order to be down-to-earth and make the little monsters feel friendly.

Strange to say, once Zhu Bajie became semi-transformed, the problem of the big tongue disappeared naturally, and once it transformed into a human form, it would turn into a big tongue again, but it was still in this form that Xiao Peng found pleasing to the eye, so he let it go .

"Hehe, just because I know you like it, I specially got seeds from the Western Regions, you can eat it! I'm not thirsty, sit, sit, we are all my brothers, don't be too polite." Xiao Peng beckoned Zhu Bajie to sit down affectionately.

Zhu Bajie was moved, but he was not polite to Xiao Peng. After getting along with Xiao Peng for many years, he also basically got to know Xiao Peng and knew that he is a person who agrees with his heart, so he is very close to him. Very, why do you have time to visit Laozhu today?"

Xiao Peng chuckled, and said: "Isn't this to prepare for the final war! In the past few years, I have devoted myself to refining weapons and equipment for the soldiers, so I have less time to gather with my brothers. Don't take it to heart! "

"In the future, when our great cause is accomplished, there will be plenty of time to get together. In addition, what should we call our positions in public, and what should we call them in private? Why do we have to be so ostentatious?"

When Zhu Bajie heard the words, he immediately flapped his big ears, grinned with a pig's mouth, and said with a smile: "Hey, boss, what are you talking about, you are doing things for our entire monster clan, I don't know."

"Old Pig is not a person who doesn't know what to do. What I mean is to ask you what's the matter with you today. Between us brothers, if you have something to say, just say it. If you have official business, you can send someone to come over with an order. Since you came in person, That must be a private matter, right?"

"Hehe..." Xiao Peng smiled and slapped Zhu Bajie on the chest, and said: "Who dares to say that pigs are stupid in the future, I will be the first to slap him, the bear is really stupid, pigs are smart !"

Zhu Bajie patted his belly triumphantly and said: "That's right, look at those pigs in the mortal world, they will be raised for more than a year before they are slaughtered. Even if they have the same IQ as a human, they are only one year old. What?"

"If you keep it for more than ten years, you can see whether the pig is stupid or not, and if you look at the wild boar, who dares to say that I am stupid?"

"Hahahaha..." Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing out loud, not to mention, Zhu Bajie's words are quite reasonable. Wild boars are smarter than domestic pigs because they live longer and have experienced more.

Domestic pigs are kept in a pigsty all day long, no matter how smart they are, they will be turned into idiots, and they will die after a short period of time. Who knows whether the pigs are stupid or smart?
After laughing for a while, Xiao Peng pointed at Zhu Bajie and slowly calmed down, with a strong smile still on his face, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, I came to you today mainly to ask you about the changes. technique."

"In the past, the direction of my comprehension was focused on offensive and defensive techniques, and I didn't pay much attention to the technique of change. Although I can comprehend it by myself after spending some time, but I have an urgent need now, and I don't have time to comprehend it by myself. .”

"In the entire Heavenly Demon Army, only Brother Hou and Lao Niu have mastered the art of transformation with you. Now Brother Monkey and Lao Niu have gone to conquer Luzhou in Beiju, so I can only come to you!"

"I don't need to learn all of your Tiangang 36 transformations. I just need to learn a spell that can change the shape, such as turning into a little demon. In addition, I need to be like Brother Monkey, who can change by pulling a hair. A little demon will be of great use to me."

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Zhu Bajie happily said: "This is easy to handle. You only need to learn the change of 'transformation and change of shape' in the 36 changes to achieve the effect you said. I will pass on the formula to you."

Xiao Peng said happily: "Then thank you brother, I will remember this favor."

……

In the southwestern region of Nanzhan Buzhou, there is a cave somewhere in the Shiwanda Mountain.

The short, dwarf-like Land clasped his fists at Di Renjie and said, "The little god sent the immortal here. You two only need to go west and climb over two mountains, and you should be able to see the gathering place of those monsters."

"But you two have to be careful. The mountain gods and lands of those two mountains have been driven away by the demon king. There will be little demons patrolling the mountains from time to time. You two should not show your feet."

Di Renjie cupped his fists and saluted the land, "Thank you for reminding the land, Renjie understands."

"Oh, Shangxian, please don't do this, but you are a shame on the little old man. You are the spiritual official appointed by the Jade Emperor. In your mortal world, you are a second-rank official in the imperial court. The little old man is at best How can a village be worthy of the gift of being a god?"

The land hurriedly sideways avoided Di Renjie to salute, bowed to the ground, returned a big gift, and then said: "If the immortal has no other orders, the little old man will leave."

Hearing this, Di Renjie finally had an intuitive understanding of his status as a spiritual official. The gap between a second-rank official and Li Zheng was indeed too great, so he couldn't be more polite, and just let the land retreat.

What the gods say about breaking evil is different from the words of mortals who are self-effacing. They will really "break evil". Fortunately, Di Renjie is still a mortal now, and he has no supernatural power on him.

But even so, if the land received the gift just now, the land would be wiped out after Di Renjie officially became a fairy.

After the land left, Di Renjie shook the hatchet in his hand, smiled slightly at Li Yuanfang, who was carrying the knife on his back and carrying a bag of dry food, and said, "Er Gouzi, let's go too!"

Li Yuanfang looked at Di Renjie dumbfounded. It was not good to choose a name. He had to change his name to Li Ergou, saying that this would be more practical, so he stretched out his hand and joked, "Old man Ren, please. Why are you still working so hard at your age!"

"Your dog is so big, you know how to chew on books all day long, like a nerd, and you have to be a father to collect firewood to support him."

Di Renjie couldn't help but laugh at this time, this brat, if Guangyuan knew that Yuan Fang had given him such a nickname, he wondered if he would cry.

Li Yuanfang didn't carry the Youlan Sword, but he just brought the chain knife that he is better at. After all, a hunter lives in the deep mountains and old forests, and it is normal to carry a machete on his body for self-defense. Sword, that's a big problem.

The shape of the chain knife is very ordinary, no different from an ordinary machete, and a little shorter, which is more in line with the hunter's identity, and it is not conspicuous on the body.

This chain knife is made of fine steel. It cuts iron like mud and is very sharp. The knife head is shaped like a shark. Its appearance is shorter than ordinary knives. The blade and handle can be disassembled and connected by an iron chain.

Press the mechanism on the handle of the knife, and the knife head can fly out with the iron chain, which is unpredictable. The chain knife integrates the advantages of machetes, throwing knives, meteor hammers, meteor darts and other hidden weapons, and is very practical. Strong, with this sword, Li Yuanfang saved the day from danger many times.

The two traveled west all the way, from the midday of the sun to the sunset of the west, and finally reached the first mountain. In order to be realistic, Di Renjie also pretended to start chopping firewood.

Not to mention, Di Renjie, who was born as a scholar, is no stranger to this technique. Every time he walks a certain distance, he will chop up a pile of firewood and put it on the ground, pile it together, tie it with vines, and then find a tree to rely on. superior.

All the firewood cutters are like this. They have to wait until they have cut enough firewood, and then they will pick up the bundles of firewood on the return trip. Some even cut many bundles of firewood and put them in the wild to dry. Not only will the weight become lighter, but it will also be easier to burn. Raw firewood is not easy to burn, and the smoke is still large.

And Li Yuanfang walked around to see if there were any wild animals when Di Renjie was chopping firewood. Unfortunately, after wandering around the mountains and forests for a long time, he did not encounter any large wild boars, only one. Hare and a roe deer.

The two of them walked all the way to the depths of the mountain. Fortunately, Di Renjie's body had been strengthened by Wang Lingguan, so he was able to keep up.

They found a small cave before the sun set, and after sprinkling anti-virus powder, they rested temporarily, and their dinner was dry food and roasted rabbit meat.

Early the next morning, the two set off again. This time, after walking for a short time, the two vaguely heard the sound of gongs and people singing.

Although the voice of the broken gong was very unpleasant, the tone and lyrics made the two of them hear clearly, and the sound was coming from their own direction, so they hurriedly found a hiding place and hid, with only two pairs of eyes exposed Stealthily observe that direction.

Just listen to the singing voice: "The sun winks at me, the birds sing to me, I am a little fairy who works hard and doesn't hurt people..."

"Don't ask me where I come from, and don't ask me where I'm going, I want to pick the most beautiful flowers and present them to my little princess..."

"Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountains...I turned the world around, beat my drums, beat my gongs, life is full of rhythm..."

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains and catch wild game for dinner. The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet. I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals..."

"Dangdang"

The singing stopped for a while, and two crisp gongs came, and the broken gong from before shouted, "Come on, brothers, everyone sing with me."

"The sun winks at me..."

Di Renjie and Li Yuanfang looked intently, only to see a group of strangely shaped little monsters coming from the side of the mountain, six of them in total, holding simple spears and rusty iron knives in their hands, all of them were beast heads and human bodies, some of which were jackals. There are wolf heads and deer heads, and the head with a gong is a dog's head.

Standing in a crooked queue, walking in a frivolous and disorderly pace, singing lively and lovely country slang, this does not look like an elite army!
With deep doubts in his eyes, Di Renjie exchanged a glance with Li Yuanfang, and then asked softly, "Yuan Fang, are you sure you can kill this group of little monsters as quickly as possible?"

Feeling the steps of the little monsters and the weight of the landing, Li Yuanfang nodded decisively and said, "I'm [-]% sure."

Di Renjie nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Okay, listen to my order later, don't act rashly until I tell you to."

"clear."

　The ancient name of watermelon is cold melon, which is an imported product from Africa. There are currently three theories about the time when watermelon was introduced to China. One is the Eastern Han Dynasty after the Western Han Dynasty, the other is the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, and the other is the Southern Song Dynasty. As for the real history It’s hard to tell, so let’s leave it alone. This book is based on the Southern Song Dynasty. In other words, there were no watermelons in Tang Dynasty, but there were watermelons in the Western Regions, which is now the XJ area.

　　
　
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