Unlimited wastelander

Chapter 91

It took more than an hour to buy breakfast, and when they returned, the two little guys were already restless and listless from hunger.

"Junior Brother and Junior Sister, let's have breakfast." Xiao Peng followed Uncle Jiu into the door with a bag of sesame seed cakes and a small pot of soy milk.

"Wow, master, senior brother, where have you been? I'm almost starving to death." As soon as Ah Xing saw the biscuits in Xiao Peng's hand, he rushed over with green eyes.

On the way back from Qingquan Village, Xiao Peng cared for the two little guys all the way, and had become one with them a long time ago, and Uncle Jiu was also very kind to them, so they didn't admit to being born.

Children!Adaptability and resilience are very strong. The enlightenment education of this era is very backward. Children of seven or eight years old don't know much, but they mature faster than modern children after puberty. This is the deformed society at that time. caused by the environment.

"Slow down, no one will fight with you, Xiaoyue, go to the kitchen and get some bowls, and drink soy milk." Xiao Peng opened the bag and asked Ah Xing to get a biscuit, and said to Xiaoyue with a smile.

"Oh, I see." Xiaoyue ran to the kitchen, shaking the two pigtails at the back of her head.

The four masters and apprentices sat at the table in the hall and had breakfast. People in that era usually only had two meals and one night. Few people ate three meals a day. Of course, this is just for ordinary people, not for the rich.

After breakfast, the two children tidied up sensiblely, Ah Xing grabbed the pole of the water well to press the water up, and Xiaoyue washed the dishes.

"Let's go! I'll take you to find the mayor and settle down. You are considered to be from Jiuquan Town. You have to go to the restaurant to book a banquet later." Uncle Jiu changed into a coarse cloth gown and brought three An apprentice went out.

The mayor’s house is on the east side of the town, and there is a church on the road. The church is a pure European-style building and occupies a very large area, but it has been closed for many years. crucify.

When passing by the church, Uncle Jiu suddenly thought of something, turned his head and asked Xiao Peng: "Dapeng, you haven't broken your body yet, have you?"

"Ah?" Xiao Peng was taken aback when he heard the words, "Oh, no, he is still a purebred boy."

Uncle Jiu nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Very well, every morning after you wake up, the first time you urinate is at the door of this church."

"Uh...Master, why? This...in public...isn't that good!" Xiao Peng asked with some embarrassment.

"It's fine if you don't come earlier? Let me tell you, do you know where this church is located? This is the most evil place in the whole town." Uncle Jiu said to Xiao Peng seriously.

"Three evil positions? Master, what is the three evil positions?" Xiao Peng vaguely remembered hearing Uncle Jiu say that this is the three evil positions when watching a movie, but he never understood what the three evil positions were. Since he had the opportunity this time If you understand it, you will naturally seize the opportunity.

"Let's talk as we walk!" Uncle Jiu said to Xiao Peng as he walked forward with his hands behind his back: "The so-called three evil positions refer to the evil spirits of robbery, calamity, and age. Sha, all kinds of yin, suffocation, evil, and bad will be attracted here and gather here. Building a house on this seat, whether it is a Yang house or a Yin house, will bring all kinds of disasters. Things are not going well, you are sick, if you are dead..."

"Master, what happens to the dead?"

"If a dead person is buried in the position of the three evil spirits, the three evil spirits will be integrated into one body, absorbing all kinds of filth, and causing a corpse change. That's why I let you pee here every day. Boy urine itself is harmful to all kinds of filth. Suppresses the purification effect, the first urine in the morning is the thing with the most yang energy, especially for those of us who practice Taoism or martial arts, the first urine of a boy in the morning is an extremely yang thing, understand ?"

Uncle Jiu patiently explained to Xiao Peng, and Xiao Peng remembered every word Uncle Jiu said carefully. Hearing this, Xiao Peng nodded, and then asked: "Then Master, since the third evil is so evil , why don't you do a ritual to eliminate it, or simply set up a magic circle to seal this church?"

Uncle Jiu shook his head and said: "There is no way, even if you use the extreme sun magic weapon to suppress or seal the three evil positions, it will be slowly eroded, and eventually it will become invalid, because the three evil positions are innate Formation, it is impossible to completely eliminate, only to avoid or suppress."

"So that's it." Xiao Peng nodded suddenly, but the two little guys behind him couldn't understand what they were talking about.

Walking along the way, I soon arrived at the mayor's house. Needless to say, the house of the mayor's house must be one of the best mansions in Jiuquan Town. The open space in the yard alone is the size of two basketball courts. The big tree with the thick waist of an adult, other people's yards are bungalows, but his house is all double-storey.

Xiao Peng and his younger brothers and sisters followed Uncle Jiu into the gate, only to find that the yard was in a mess. A group of old and young were all gathered under a big tree seven or eight meters high. A seven or eight-year-old girl in a small dress, Outside the crowd was crying, and there was a fat man in his 40s and [-]s running around under the tree anxiously, yelling, "Ladder, hurry up and get the ladder!"

"Mayor, no one's ladder is that high!"

"Hurry up and get more quilts to spread on the floor."

"Yes yes yes, take the quilt, take the quilt..."

Uncle Jiu walked over with three apprentices suspiciously, only then did he see clearly that there was a swallow-shaped kite hanging on the canopy of the tree. An eleven or twelve-year-old boy in a small suit climbed up the tree and hugged an adult kite. I couldn't move forward or backward on the branches as thick as a human arm. I couldn't get the kite, and I couldn't retreat. Maybe I didn't pay attention when I went up, but now I found that I was so high above the ground, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to move.

"Father, save me quickly! I have no strength in my hands. You are only a son like me. If I fall to your death, who will take care of you!" Shi Zheng shouted to the fat man under the tree with a crying voice.

"You brat, I'm trying to figure out a way! Who told you to climb so high?" The fat man was sweating profusely with anxiety.

As the brat said, his health has not been very good, and he has not been able to give birth to a boy and a half girl for more than ten years after getting married. It was not until he was in his 30s that he finally had this little bastard, who usually kept it in his mouth. I was afraid of melting, holding it in the palm of my hand and afraid of falling, if this time it fell badly, I would have nothing to do.

"Hey! Uncle Jiu is here."

"Ninth Uncle."

Hearing the greetings from the people around him, the fat man turned his head and looked overjoyed. He rushed to Uncle Jiu in a few steps and said, "Uncle Jiu, it's great that you're here. Quickly think of a way to save my brat." Come on! I'm just such a son, if something happens to him, how can I explain to his dead mother!"

And as the mayor approached, a bad breath with a strong garlic smell hit his nostrils, Xiao Peng's face changed slightly, he quickly closed his breath, and activated his internal force, turning his external breathing into internal breathing, shielding the bad breath .

Uncle Jiu looked up at the boy's height, frowned slightly, probably a little bit unable to withstand the smell, took the opportunity to observe the boy to avoid facing the mayor head-on, after looking at the boy, Uncle Jiu went straight to Go right below where the kid is.

"Huh..." Xiao Peng and Uncle Jiu secretly breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. The master and apprentice looked at each other, instantly understood what the other meant, and couldn't help but smile at the same time.

The crowd automatically separated into a passage, and Uncle Jiu and Xiao Peng walked along the passage. Xiao Peng felt that the two children behind him had not followed. When he looked back, he found that little guy A Xing was standing next to the little girl in a foreign dress and said something. Still holding a piece of Alpine toffee that Xiao Peng gave him, the little girl had stopped crying, and looked at the Alpine in A Xing’s hand curiously, while Xiaoyue pouted at the side, her face full of displeasure, senior brother, do you have candy? Give it to me, give it to a stranger.

Xiao Peng shook his head with a grin. This brat, at such a young age, knows how to seduce a little loli with candies. He has a bright future.

(End of this chapter)