Chapter 335 Hitting the Door (Two in One)

Lunar star, Guanghan Palace.

Wu Gang was chopping the book with one ax after another. Since he lent the mountain god ax to that fat man last time, he still hasn't recovered his rhythm.

"Don't let me see you again, fat man!" Wu Gang said bitterly.

For Wu Gang, cutting down trees is like taking drugs. Ahem, this analogy is not appropriate. It should be controlled by the biological clock like sleeping, and it is not like young people who stay up half the night. The sky is still very energetic.But like those middle-aged and elderly people, if they don't sleep for a day, or if they don't sleep enough, they will have mental problems.

Wu Gang has cut down trees that have been around for tens of thousands of years, and he has cut down from a loose fairy to the quasi-sage state abruptly. Over the years, there is a fixed number of how many trees are cut every day, just like people sleeping. Without this number, you will feel uncomfortable all over.

Maitreya borrowed the axe, so that Wu Gang has not slowed down the strength until now. Next time I see this Maitreya Buddha, I guarantee that Wu Gang will do what he said, and he will reward him with one axe. Everyone in Guanghan Palace is like this. What reason can be said.

Just as Wu Gang was cutting down the laurel tree in his own rhythm, a sudden sound of footsteps sounded on the lunar star.

The footsteps are too heavy, it must not be those two, nor Yutu's.

Hearing this voice, Wu Gang secretly made a judgment, but he didn't even have the interest to look back to see who came to the lunar star. He hasn't found the feeling of cutting down trees yet, so he can't care about other things. Well, isn't there someone else on Lunar Planet?

"Why, Wu Gang, Pindao came to this lunar star, didn't he even come out to say hello?"

It's a man's voice, I haven't heard it before, but it seems to be a Taoist priest, what is the Taoist priest doing on this lunar planet?Could it be that he heard about the beauty of those two and wanted to impress Fan Xin?

This thought flashed through Wu Gang's mind, but he became inexplicably excited. For so many years, Chang'e's most beautiful appearance has been circulated in the Three Realms. A few years ago, there was a celestial general named Zhu Ganglu, who had the courage to yell a few times outside the lunar star, but was suppressed by that vicious girl Chang'e with his backhand. Dare to come to the lunar star.

Thinking of the possibility that the Taoist behind him would be beaten all over the floor by that vicious woman, he was full of excitement, and said maliciously: "You want to entertain, go in directly, there are people in Guanghan Palace to entertain you."

Hehe, I really dare to go in, keep it and let him know how powerful the number one beauty in the Three Realms is!
Wu Gang was secretly excited, and listened with a pair of ears. Who knew that after he finished speaking, there was no sound of footsteps. It was obvious that the Taoist didn't move a step.

"You don't need to enter Guanghan Palace, Pindao is here to find you." The voice behind said.

looking for me?
Upon hearing this, Wu Gang immediately lost interest, and said listlessly: "If you don't borrow the ax, you can go."

For so many years, except for Yang Jian and Mai Le, who came to him to borrow an axe, no one came to him again, and the person behind him was no exception.

"Pindao won't ask you to borrow an axe!" said the male voice.

Wu Gang asked himself that there was nothing else besides this axe, and if he didn't even want this axe, then there would be nothing wrong with him. He said, "You can leave without borrowing the axe. I don't have anything else. .”

"Pindao doesn't borrow anything, please turn around and see."

"Why do you turn around? Hurry up and leave. I'm still busy cutting trees..." When he said the word tree, Wu Gang was surprised to find that the ax he raised couldn't fall down no matter what. Invisible barriers in general.

It must be the ghost of this person!

Wu Gang thought bitterly, and suddenly felt very sad, he had provoked someone, why everyone came to trouble him, can't he be allowed to cut down a tree?
With a look of displeasure, Wu Gang turned around and looked at the Taoist priest standing three feet away from him.

It was an old Taoist priest with immortal demeanor, wearing a purple gold crown on his head and a blue Taoist robe. He looked quite out of the world. Seeing him turn around, he raised his hand and said: "Poverty Township Yuanzi, I pay my respects to my fellow Taoist."

Zhen Yuanzi, where did you hear about it?

Wu Gang thought about it for a while, only felt that the name looked very familiar, but he didn't remember it, he said: "The Taoist priest invited me, tell me, what can you do with me."

"Pindao just wanted to ask, has fellow daoist eaten ginseng fruit?"

Ginseng fruit?Zhen Yuanzi?
Wu Gang suddenly remembered who this person was. Wasn't this the one who was fooled by that fat man named Maitreya a while ago with an axe?But speaking of it, the self-harm of the ginseng fruit is quite good, no wonder the fat man wants to cheat him.

As he was thinking like this in his heart, a thought suddenly crossed his mind, what the fuck, this guy didn't come to trouble him, did he? !

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Zhen Yuanzi is calling, calling!" The moment Wu Gang thought of this, he ran towards Guanghan Palace, shouting as he ran. Like thunder, it shook the sky and the earth.

"What are you shouting, it's so noisy!"

A burst of impatient girls came from the Taiyin Palace. At the same time, Wu Gang, who was running towards the Guanghan Palace, flew backwards fiercely as if he had been hit by a car. With a bang, he hit the laurel tree. On the ground, a snow-white rabbit rolled down from Wu Gang's body with a low whimper.

"Noisy, noisy, what's the noise, I'm still restless after cutting down trees every day, and I've learned to practice my voice, so I can't let people sleep?"

Walking out of the Guanghan Palace, a beautiful woman with a languid temperament showed a hint of impatience on her cold jade face. She waved to the jade rabbit on the ground, and there was a hint of gleam in the jade rabbit's eyes. Helpless and mournful, he ran to her side obediently.

"The poor way pays respects to the empress." Seeing the woman coming out, Zhen Yuanzi frowned imperceptibly, but this bow was much more respectful than just now.

"Hey, it's Zhen Yuanzi. What are you doing here? Do you want to fight with me? Just right, I've been in this damn place all day, and my hands are itchy." Only then did he notice that Zhen Yuanzi was like him, his eyes lit up, and his slender hands were gearing up, as if he was going to do it in the next moment.

"No, no, my mother misunderstood, and the poor have no such intentions." Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly shook his palms and said, he hasn't lived enough yet, this woman is lawless all day long, she will fight with her life and provoke her Not happy, she can take away her Longevity Hill with a single slap, but can she smash this lunar star?
Wu Gang stood up from the ground, holding the mountain-opening axe, and said to the lady: "My lady, he came to trouble us. Didn't we eat the ginseng fruit of this old Taoist a few days ago..."

Speaking of the word Guo, the empress stared at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, full of murderous intent, which frightened him so that he shut up on the spot and dared not speak.

"Zhen Yuanzi, don't listen to his nonsense, he is stupid for cutting down trees all day long, I don't know where I heard about the ginseng fruit of your Wuzhuang Temple, where you are dreaming as reality." The beautiful woman turned to Zhen Yuanzi He said with a smile, the iceberg thawed, it was indescribably bright and moving, even with Zhen Yuanzi's state of mind, he couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

He calmed himself down, and just as he was about to speak, a clear and melodious female voice came out from the Guanghan Palace again, and the voice said: "Madam, what's going on outside, do you want to snatch Wu Gang's ginseng fruit?" , I told you, did he give me the one?"

After the female voice finished speaking, another beautiful woman, rare in the world, came out briskly. Her skin was frosty like snow, her eyes were bright and her teeth were bright, her figure was uneven, and she was extremely hot.

It's just that she just walked out, and when she looked up, she saw that the empress was staring at her fiercely with an expression of wanting to eat her, which made her panic and said in a naive tone: "Did Wu Gang give it to me? It’s not me who snatched it, you don’t have enough food for yourself, and you still play his idea.”

The empress took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to kill, and said to the beauty who came out from behind: "Chang'e, I understand that you have big breasts and no brains, go in quickly, don't embarrass yourself here."

"Haha, big breasts and no brains." Wu Gang watched his mother scold Chang'e, he was so excited, on this lunar planet, he was bullied by two women all day long, and seeing one of them deflated, of course he was happy.

"Shut up!" "Shut up!"

boom!
The two women screamed coquettishly at the same time, and there was another muffled sound of physical collision. Wu Gang flew upside down again, and slammed into the laurel tree fiercely, and the jade rabbit also fell to the ground pitifully again.

"Come back, Xiaosan." Throwing the jade rabbit out, the empress waved again.

The Jade Rabbit is not stupid, if it goes back again, it will definitely not be able to escape the fate of being thrown out as a sandbag again. It ran away, trying to escape, but its legs jumped forward crazily, but found that the faster its legs moved, the figure The faster he backed up, he couldn't help but let out a mournful cry.

"What's it called!"

The empress grabbed both ears of the jade rabbit, slipped it up, threw it into Chang'e's arms, and said, "Take it in, don't come out if you have nothing to do, I have to deal with this stinky Taoist priest."

Being scolded as a Taoist priest, Zhen Yuanzi had a smile on his face, without any trace of anger, as if he didn't hear this sentence.

Chang'e held down the jade rabbit that was scurrying around in her arms, and said, "Ma'am, who is he?"

"He is the Great Immortal Zhenyuan of Wuzhuang Temple, the owner of the ginseng fruit tree." The empress said with an annoyed look at Chang'e.

"Ah, ma'am, I remembered that no one is cleaning the main hall, I have to go and clean it quickly." Chang'e glanced at Zhen Yuanzi with a very guilty conscience, and walked quietly towards the Guanghan Palace with the jade rabbit.

"This silly girl." The empress shook her head lightly, complained, then turned around and said angrily to Zhen Yuanzi: "You heard it all, so I won't hide it from you. I ate your fruit , but our Lunar Star is poor, and there is nothing to compensate you."

"I don't dare to be poor. It's a matter of course to give a few fruits to the empress, and there is no need for any compensation." Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile, making it unclear what his plan was.

"Oh, I've been found out by you, and I'm too lazy to hold back, you're welcome, Lunar Star, you can take whatever you fancy, even that black servant, who will cut down trees all day long, making a lot of noise. "The empress pointed to Wu Gang and said.

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang's face was full of resentment, and he said, "Your Majesty..."

Leaving the Lunar Star, where would he find an innate spiritual root to chop, or the laurel tree is easy to use.

Zhen Yuanzi did not dare to take Wu Gang. Although the laurel tree and the ginseng fruit tree are both innate spiritual roots, the laurel tree does not need to bear fruit, but the ginseng fruit tree does. It is chopped down by Kaishan God's ax all day long, and the source is used to repair the trunk. What kind of fruit do you eat?

He waved his hands again and again and said: "Madam, I really didn't come here to pay compensation, I just came to look for Wu Gang."

Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi said twice that he was not looking for trouble, the lady finally believed her, waved her hand and said, "Why are you looking for him, I'll go back and sleep."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave, but before he could leave, Zhen Yuanzi stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, madam, although Pindao is looking for Wu Gang, but the empress must also be present, otherwise, what Pindao is afraid to say will not work."

"Taoist priests and monks are both troublesome. If you talk half and half, and hesitate, you just say that you have come to see me?" The empress's beautiful jade face showed a little impatient look, and she turned around. No way, she has a short mouth for eating people. Although she doesn't like reasoning, she still cheated people when she said it.

"My lady ate Pindao's ginseng fruit, and Pindao didn't plan to do anything. I just hoped that Wu Gang would agree with Pindao. In the future, this kind of thing of cutting down Pindao's fruit trees with the mountain god axe must never happen again. How about being a witness? ?” Zhen Yuanzi said.

There are only two treasures in the Three Realms who can cut off the roots of his ginseng fruit trees. He doesn’t want such things to happen again in the future. This time he found out with the book from the ground. , but all things generate and restrain each other, so it is not impossible to escape its record.

As soon as Zhen Yuanzi finished talking about not borrowing the mountain axe, Wu Gang nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice, and hurriedly said: "Okay, not only will you not lend it to fruit tree cutters, but you will not lend it to anyone. How do you feel?"

That empress rolled her eyes at Wu Gang, doesn't she know what Wu Gang's plan is, she is obviously afraid of delaying his tree felling, but it doesn't matter, she really wants to borrow an axe, no matter whether Wu Gang agrees or not, there is a way, For example, Yang Jian, who thought the child was pitiful at the beginning, had no parents since she was a child, which reminded her of Xiao Shilai.She cast a spell to make Wu Gang sleep more deadly, so that Yang Jian could steal the axe. Otherwise, relying on Yang Jian's original skills, he would not be able to steal the axe under Wu Gang's nose no matter what.

"I also promise you that the axe will not be loaned out from now on, what do you think?" The empress said, the word "steal" frantically flashed in her heart.

"Thank you, ma'am, over there." Zhen Yuanzi was the leader. No one could break his tree veins except Yuanshi's Pangu banner. But if Yuanshi dared to move his own tree, he had to let his Huang Zhongli nice……

(End of this chapter)

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