Immortal Master Invincible

Chapter 1105 Alien World ([-])
When Zhang Yao saw Pang Xiaonan coming in, she waved her hand from a distance. She found a large table, which was cut from a whole piece of wood and painted with varnish, reflecting a faint turquoise halo under the light. , The wooden stools for the table are cut from huge tree stumps. Wood’s barbecue shop is full of this kind of original wooden decoration, which is very rural.

Pang Xiaonan walked up to Zhang Yao and sat down. He scanned the table and chairs with his eyes, and found that it can seat 6 people, which is enough for 4 people in their dormitory plus Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao picked up the blue and white porcelain teapot on the table, poured Pang Xiaonan a glass of water, and asked, "Jim Nangong is gone?"

Pang Xiaonan took the teacup, took a sip of water, and said, "Let's go. Who is this guy?"

Zhang Yao also poured himself a glass of water, and said, "Hey, I met at a friend's party, he is a playboy."

Pang Xiaonan said sarcastically: "Look at you, all you know are playboys, it's true that birds of a feather flock together."

Zhang Yao rolled her eyes and said: "I didn't know he was a dude before. When I first met him, I saw that he was gentle and gentlemanly, and he also studied abroad. I had a lot in common with me, so we exchanged opinions. I left my contact information, but I didn’t expect him to harass me often.”

Zhang Yao took a sip of the teacup and continued: "Later, my friend told me that this Nangong Jim is a good pick-up girl, as long as he likes a woman, he will try his best to get it, but after he succeeds, he is like It's like throwing away garbage, abandoning others, many girls can't bear to think about him and commit suicide."

"Scum." Pang Xiaonan commented appropriately, he was very disgusted with men who played with women.

"So I avoided him on purpose, but the Nangong family is a big family in Huahai City, and he often finds ways to find me, which made me suffer from depression for a while, and I was afraid of meeting him somewhere." Zhang Yao was overwhelmed. Sighing, "But it seems that after a while, he fell in love with other women and didn't pay much attention to me, so he didn't harass me much."

"I didn't expect to meet him here today! He didn't make things difficult for you, did he?" Zhang Yao's eyes were full of concern.

"No," Pang Xiaonan stretched his neck, "but I'm sure it won't happen in the future. According to what you say, this guy is probably going to have sex."

Zhang Yao nodded and said, "You're right. This guy is very sinister. You can't connect him with a bad guy from his appearance, and he is the prince charming in women's minds. He relies on this The appearance has confused many ignorant girls, it's too bad."

"Hey..." Pang Xiaonan kept shaking his head, and said, "every time I meet you, nothing good happens. This time, I got into such a big trouble again, life is hard."

"I'm sorry, I have no choice but to use you as a shield." Zhang Yao held his little hand tightly, obviously knowing the seriousness of this incident, "Well, I'll treat you to this meal. You can eat as much as you want, don't save me money !"

"Really?" "Really." Pang Xiaonan once again won the sympathy of the beautiful woman, and he felt a little excited that he could save the 1 yuan.

"Hey, to be honest, what do you think of my acting skills just now?" Pang Xiaonan has always been proud of his acting skills, but he needs affirmation from others at this time.

Zhang Yao gave a thumbs up and said, "If I were a judge, I would definitely award you a best actor, and I was brought into the play by you."

Pang Xiaonan raised his head and laughed, and said, "Don't fall in love with me, we have no results."

Zhang Yao immediately changed her thumb to the middle finger, and replied: "Cut, I was afraid that you would do the real thing. Let me tell you, I won't be tempted by a little brother like you. What I like is a mature man. Then again. , are you really a student?"

As a teacher, Zhang Yao has come into contact with many students, but she has never met a thick-skinned student like Pang Xiaonan. Even senior graduates and graduate students are not as shameless as the seemingly young freshman in front of her.

Pang Xiaonan immediately took out his mobile phone to invite friends: "Is Huang Minghu? You are not asleep, are you? Ask Chen Junjia and Li Dong to come to the food street. I will wait for you at Wood Grill. I treat you, come quickly!"

"Hey, you're quite proficient in this business? Return your treats." Zhang Yao didn't feel sorry for her own money, but was once again shocked by Pang Xiaonan's style. This is not a student, but a person who is addicted to eating, drinking and having fun. bastard.

"I treat you, you pay the bill!" Pang Xiaonan waved to the waiter, "waiter, order!"

When Huang Minghu and others arrived, many things Pang Xiaonan ordered were on the table. When Chen Junjia saw Zhang Yao, he asked in surprise, "Teacher Zhang?"

Zhang Yao noticed the gentle boy wearing glasses in front of him, and asked, "Who are you? Have we met?"

Chen Junjia adjusted his glasses, sat down, and said, "Mr. Zhang, I have attended your class, which is Alebin language class. Of course, I am an auditor."

"It's really a teacher." Pang Xiaonan looked at Chen Junjia's words in surprise, and interjected: "Chen Junjia, are you going to class or to see beautiful women?"

Huang Minghu looked at Zhang Yao, and then at Chen Junjia. Knowing the meaning of Pang Xiaonan's words, he laughed and echoed: "Yes, Chen Junjia, you are a science student, you are learning Alebin, you must go to see Teacher Zhang's."

Chen Junjia turned around and argued loudly: "What are you laughing at! I'm not alone in Mr. Zhang's class!"

"Oh, I admit it..." Pang Xiaonan pointed at Chen Junjia to tease him, and Chen Junjia's face turned red.

Chen Junjia stammered and said: "I didn't go all because of Teacher Zhang. After I graduated from university, I wanted to go to Alibin to study abroad, so I went to attend Teacher Zhang's class. I didn't expect that the classroom was full. place to sit."

"You listened to Mr. Zhang's Alebin language class, so you want to study in Alebin country, don't you?" Li Dong also joined the ranks of molesting Chen Junjia.

"Okay, okay," Zhang Yao raised her hand to signal everyone to stop, and said, "My class is very popular, because my class is easy to understand, and many students love to listen to it!"

"Come on," Pang Xiaonan started teasing Zhang Yao after teasing Chen Junjia, "If you weren't so pretty, who would take your class!"

"You!" Zhang Yao picked up the chopsticks on the table and knocked Pang Xiaonan on the head.

Seeing this ambiguous scene, the roommates suddenly understood, Chen Junjia asked: "Pang Xiaonan, why are you with Teacher Zhang?"

Pang Xiaonan smiled awkwardly, and said, "I can't tell for a while. Come, come, eat. If you have anything else you want to eat, just order it, I'll treat you!"

Chen Junjia and the others cast their suspicious eyes on Zhang Yao again. Zhang Yao coughed twice, obviously she didn't think of a good answer to this question, so she made up a story: "Pang Xiaonan, actually a distant relative of mine, His parents knew that I was teaching at the Dongli Military Academy, so they entrusted me to take good care of him. According to seniority, he would call me aunt."

"Oh..." Huang Minghu and others believed in Zhang Yao's story. After all, the teacher's credibility was far higher than that of an unreliable student like Pang Xiaonan.

Pang Xiaonan elbowed Zhang Yao, and said quietly, "If your story can be more reliable, it will take advantage of me. When will I have such an unreliable relative like you?"

Zhang Yao turned back, gave Pang Xiaonan a hard look, and turned to greet the others: "Stop sitting still, start eating."

"Okay, okay!" Chen Junjia and the others stopped entangled in this question, and began to greet a lot of delicious food on the table.

"Mr. Zhang," Huang Minghu put a mutton skewer into his mouth and asked, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Zhang Yao covered her mouth and smiled, looked at Pang Xiaonan meaningfully, and said, "Not yet."

Chen Junjia picked up a bunch of Chiba tofu, biting the shredded yellow tofu with his teeth, and he also gossiped: "Mr. Zhang, what kind of man do you like?"

Sure enough, the question asked was exactly the same as that asked by Pang Xiaonan on the mountain. Zhang Yao chewed a bunch of leeks and said vaguely, "I like capable men. Of course, feeling is the most important thing."

When Pang Xiaonan saw that everyone had strayed off topic, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Students, can you stop inquiring about the teacher's private affairs? Don't worry about whether she has a boyfriend, maybe she changes several times a year."

"Why are you talking to your aunt?" Li Dong angrily took a bite of the roasted beef tendon and scolded Pang Xiaonan.

Zhang Yao finished chewing the leeks in his mouth and swallowed them, then picked up a bunch of beans and said, "Okay, students, tell me about you, do you have anyone you like?"

"Yes," Huang Minghu said unabashedly, "I like our monitor, but she doesn't necessarily like me."

Seeing Huang Minghu's melancholy expression, Li Dong hit it hard: "Remove the three words that don't necessarily, and change it to definitely not!"

Huang Minghu glared at him and said, "Damn, can you save me some face?"

"Do you want face?" Chen Junjia said disapprovingly, "If you want face, go after Zhang Ping. If you catch up, you will have face."

"What if we can't catch up?" Huang Minghu lacked confidence, and his voice was much lower.

"It's a good thing if you can't catch up." Pang Xiaonan drank a glass of mango juice. He was too full after eating at night, and he is not too hungry now. "At least if you can stop your thoughts, you can change your target."

"Fuck you!" Huang Minghu threw the bamboo stick left over from the barbecue in front of Pang Xiaonan, expressing his strong dissatisfaction.

Li Dong came: "Brothers, do you want some wine?"

"Come on!" Pang Xiaonan roared, "Come and have a good time, make liquor!"

"I don't drink." Chen Junjia raised his hand and said, "I can't drink alcohol, I can pour a glass of beer."

"You idiot," Li Dong patted Chen Junjia on the shoulder heavily and said, "If you are a man, you have to learn to drink. I listen to Pang Xiaonan, let's drink white wine!"

"I don't know how to drink either," Huang Minghu said, "But such a good atmosphere, I'll try it too, at worst, I'll talk about it when I get drunk."

Zhang Yao ate the beans and said, "I won't come to liquor, I will come to the rum bar."

Everyone looked at Chen Junjia motionlessly, which made him feel ashamed. Finally, he succumbed to the tremendous pressure and said timidly: "Okay, I'll drink some too, but can I drink the same wine as Teacher Zhang?" ?” He thinks that the alcohol that girls can drink should not be too strong and intoxicating.

"Hahaha!" Everyone pointed at Chen Junjia and laughed.Li Dong mocked unceremoniously: "I knew it, you must drink the wine that girls drink, you idiot!"

Chen Junjia couldn't bear the discrimination from the crowd any longer, and blushed and shouted: "White is white, whoever is afraid of whom!"

Zhang Yao explained with a smile: "Don't discriminate against rum, it is also a very strong wine, okay? The alcohol content is at least 30 degrees, it is a high alcohol."

"I'm sorry, high-alcohol wine starts at 50%!" Li Dong has a lot of research on wine, and he is indeed a real man from the west.

"Waiter!" Pang Xiaonan yelled, the atmosphere became lively, and he wanted to lead everyone to another climax.

"Excuse me, what do you need?" A short and strong girl in a black uniform came to Pang Xiaonan.

"Bring me a bottle of white wine, above 50 degrees." Pang Xiaonan shouted, looking proud.

"Okay, here we have Erguotou, Sanliangsan, Sijiqing, Wuliangbai, Liuliushun, Qixile, rum, whiskey, salute, strong-flavored, fragrant-flavored, sauce-flavored, light-flavored... ...May I ask which one do you want?" The waiter's level of reporting the menu is comparable to that of a talk show actor, and he is quite skilled in business.

"Here's a bottle of Wuliangbai, 500ml." Pang Xiaonan didn't even think about it, although you have many types, I only pick the expensive ones.

"Hello, a bottle of Wuliangbai costs more than 700. Are you sure you want Wuliangbai?" The waiter saw that the people in front of him were all dressed up as students, fearing that they would not understand the price of wine and spend a lot of money, so he kindly reminded them.

"Just Wuliangbai, I have plenty of money!" Pang Xiaonan started pretending to be an uncle before drinking the wine. It has to be said that his acting skills can explode anytime and anywhere, without any preparation.

Zhang Yao rolled her eyes at Pang Xiaonan, gritted her teeth and said in a low voice, "You really don't want to save me money." Then she put on a smiling face and said to the waiter, "Add another bottle of 38-degree rum."

"Okay, I'll be here right away." The waiter shook her huge buttocks and turned to leave. Li Dong became excited: "Brothers, we won't go home until we're drunk!"

When the wine was on the table, Pang Xiaonan poured a glass for everyone. The glass was a small transparent crystal cup, about 25ml. Pang Xiaonan raised his glass and said, "Come on, cheers for 303!"

"Hey, wait a minute?" Chen Junjia suddenly thought of a question, pushed his glasses and said, "Pang Xiaonan, why are you treating me today?"

"Yes," Huang Minghu also reacted, "Why are you treating guests? This meal is not cheap. How many days did I have to work and study to earn enough for this meal? Are you rich?"

"Hey, I can't say I got rich, I made a little money." Pang Xiaonan didn't want to tell them that he worked in the Affiliated Hospital of Dongli Military Academy with an annual salary of one million. Someone had to believe him, and he couldn't say that he blackmailed the gangsters, so no one would. letter!

Zhang Yao didn't want to expose Pang Xiaonan either, she only thought that Pang Xiaonan was using her to pay the bill to make such bold remarks.

"The way to get rich, bring us with you." Li Dong also felt that Pang Xiaonan's dinner was a bit unexpected.

"Okay, okay, if I really get rich in the future, I will definitely take you with me," Pang Xiaonan didn't want to dwell on this topic anymore, "It's just that it's still in the experimental stage, so it may not be reliable."

"Come on, I'm done!" Pang Xiaonan poured the cup into his mouth, then put the cup heavily on the table, looking so chic.

Several roommates saw it and followed suit. "Cough!" Huang Minghu was the first to cough out. He had drunk baijiu before, but it was rice wine with a very low alcohol content. He didn't expect Wuliangbai to be so strong.

"Oh..." Huang Minghu hurriedly picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, shouting: "It's too strong!" Then he opened his mouth and kept fanning the wind with his hands.

Chen Junjia's situation was even worse. He kept coughing "cough, cough, cough", as if half of his lung was about to be coughed out. Li Dong didn't change his face after drinking. He patted Chen Junjia's back and taught him a lesson. Said: "If you can't drink it, don't pour it down your throat in one gulp, or you may choke to death!" Zhang Yao said, "Yes, you have to take your time."

Zhang Yao didn't pour it into the mouth like a boy. She swallowed the cup with her sexy mouth, and then sipped it until the cup bottomed out.

"Let's eat vegetables," Pang Xiaonan greeted, and he picked up a dumpling and threw it into his mouth. "Actually, I want to invite you all for supper today. I have something to tell you."

"I knew you must have something to do!" Huang Minghu just got out of the embarrassment that the liquor was so hot that his throat was so hot, he took a handful of salad and chewed it in his mouth.I don't know what kind of vegetables are used to make this salad. Green, white and red wild vegetables taste sour, sweet and refreshing.

Pang Xiaonan sighed, and poured another glass of wine for the roommates present, holding the glass, but did not lift it up, "It's like this, starting tomorrow, I will move out of the dormitory."

"Ah?" Chen Junjia finally stopped coughing, and asked with concern, "You won't be expelled from the school, will you? Because of Wang Gangqiang?"

Pang Xiaonan waved his hand and said, "No!" Li Dong knocked Chen Junjia on the head and said, "Crow mouth!"

But Pang Xiaonan didn't think of a reason all of a sudden. He just walked and chatted with Zhang Yao on the way here, and forgot to prepare a reason for moving out of the dormitory. He couldn't tell his classmates that he suddenly got a mansion in Hailong Community and couldn't wait. It's too inhumane to move in.

Huang Minghu chewed the salad and made a "click click" sound, and said, "You rented a house outside? Did you have a girlfriend? Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. You bring your girlfriend back and we just avoid it." Huang Ming I don’t know where I learned the theory that boys who have girlfriends like to rent houses outside.

Pang Xiaonan shook his head and said, "No."

"Why is that?" Chen Junjia had recovered and poured himself a glass of mango juice.

Pang Xiaonan suddenly caught sight of Zhang Yao beside him, and immediately had an idea. He pointed to Zhang Yao and said, "That's right, Teacher Zhang, that is, my distant aunt. She lives alone in the community next to the school. My parents Tell her to take good care of me, so she wants me to move to live with her, firstly, we have a caretaker, and secondly, her safety is also guaranteed."

Zhang Yao stared at Pang Xiaonan with wide eyes, thinking, just took advantage of you, and you want to return it and take care of me?Hmph, I want to eat my tofu!Suddenly Pang Xiaonan leaned over, covered his mouth with his hands and whispered in her ear, "Cooperate, I'm lying to them, I have another place to live."

Only then did Zhang Yao realize that she had acted too much today, practice makes perfect, she immediately entered the role and restored her smiling face, and said, "Yes, yes, yes, we just discussed this matter today, so I will inform you to come and have a meal together Snack, make an announcement."

"Our school is under closed management. If you want to live outside, does the school agree?" Li Dong chewed on the barbecue and poured a basin of cold water on it.

"Well," Pang Xiaonan scratched his head, he really didn't consider the school's rules, "Just write an application?"

Zhang Yao said: "Oh, the application for living abroad, as long as there is a legitimate reason, the school is still reasonable, I will handle this, Xiao Nan, you just pack your luggage and move to my place tomorrow."

Pang Xiaonan glanced at Zhang Yao approvingly, not bad, this acting skill is easy to control, he really considers himself a parent.

Chen Junjia said enviously: "Pang Xiaonan, you are so happy, you can live with Teacher Zhang, she is the dream lover of many teachers and students."

Pang Xiaonan laughed awkwardly, and said, "Hey, I'm here to take care of her. What's the point of happiness? Come on, brothers, let's have another drink. Although I don't live in the dormitory, our friendship in 303 will last forever. !"

"Come on, friendship lasts forever!" Li Dong was the first to raise the glass, put one foot on the chair, rolled up his short sleeves to his shoulders, and clinked glasses with Pang Xiaonan excitedly.

Huang Minghu and Chen Junjia also stood up, shouted "Friendship lasts forever", and clinked glasses with Pang Xiaonan together.Pang Xiaonan and Li Dong drank it down again. Huang Minghu and Chen Junjia had their first cup of experience, and they just sipped it in small sips. It looked as painful as taking medicine.

There was a bit of sadness in the warm atmosphere, gradually, several people just ate food in silence, Pang Xiaonan couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Brothers, please don't be so silent, I just don't live in the dormitory, and I don't usually have classes. Are you still together? It's no big deal, come on, drink!"

Li Dong responded: "Yes, it's just that I can't see you at night. In fact, you often don't see anyone at night. Come on, let's go!" He was right, Pang Xiaonan went to the mountain whenever he was free Practicing with the lake, he really rarely stays in the dormitory. When he returned to the dormitory, all the dormmates started dating Zhou.

Gradually, the alcohol brought the atmosphere back up again. Several boys recalled the previous bits and pieces, and cursed with a smile. Zhang Yao was no longer able to intervene, so she could only sigh in her heart: "It's nice to be young!"

It was almost 11:[-] after supper, everything on the table was wiped out, and the wine was almost drunk, Pang Xiaonan said: "Brothers, let's stop here today, we will come here for a long time, and I will make money in the future, please treat me again." You play."

Zhang Yao went to pay the bill, good guy, just such a table cost her 3370 yuan, she sighed, Pang Xiaonan is too good at absorbing money, and he spends thousands of dollars every time he sees him, this kid is probably a rich woman Harvester it.

Huang Minghu, Li Dong, and Chen Junjia supported each other and walked towards the Dongli Military Academy. The main thing was Li Dong in the middle, holding one on the left and the other, and a bottle of Wuliangbai. The four of them drank, while Huang Minghu and Chen Junjia only drank. After drinking 3 glasses, Pang Xiaonan and Li Dong drank the rest, and shared the rum that Zhang Yao couldn't finish. Li Dong was already a little drunk, but he was still able to go.

Pang Xiaonan said to Li Dong: "They are relying on you, I will send Teacher Zhang home."

Li Dong gave a military salute obliquely, and said, "Don't worry, I promise to complete the task! Teacher Zhang is relying on you."

(End of this chapter)