Infinite Myth Counterattack

Chapter 1095 Narcissism to the point of perversion

Sun Wukong jumped up and soared into the sky, just in time to land in the palm of the huge Buddha statue in Shache City, and countless monkey grandchildren also quickly lined up.

Looking up at the sky, Monkey King found that the tree demons that were all over the sky gathered together at this time, forming a huge spider that covered the sky and the sun.

Turning his head to look at the monkeys and grandchildren beside him, those monkeys and grandchildren turned their heads and saluted him in unison, meaning that they are ready and ready to attack at any time.

Sun Wukong turned his golden cudgel, pointed forward, and shouted: "Kill."

"kill……"

Thousands of monkeys and grandchildren shouted in unison, followed behind Monkey King and rushed towards the millennium bug swarm.

At this time, the big tree spirit also pointed forward, and the giant spider array composed of endless millennium bugs also rushed towards the monkey army.

"I changed..."

After approaching the millennium swarm, Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel with both hands, shouted loudly, the head of the golden cudgel extended rapidly, and turned into a huge fly swatter with a big "Sun" on the swatter.

Maybe flying insects are naturally sensitive to swatter-shaped objects. As soon as this fly swatter was released, the millennium bugs immediately went into a commotion, and the neat spider-shaped array dispersed.

"Yeah..." Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel fly swatter with both hands, and swung it down viciously with a grinning grin.

"Boom..."

The fly swatter fell, and with a loud bang, the millennium bug that was directly hit by the fly swatter instantly turned into powder, a huge blue halo spread like a shock wave, and a large number of millennium bugs around it died.

Immediately after that was the performance time of the monkey monkey grandchildren. The monkey monkey grandchildren did not have the magic power of Monkey King. The sticks in their hands could only be turned into slingshots, and the golden projectiles were shot out, like artillery clusters bombing, blasting out of the air. Pieces of flames slaughtered the millennium bug with extremely high efficiency.

This scene fell into the eyes of the big tree spirit primordial spirit, which made its eyes blaze with anger. It spread its wings, turned into a green light, turned and flew towards the old nest, and made a gesture of preparing to escape.

Sun Wukong would not let it go when he saw this, he also turned into a red streamer and chased him out.

In the inn below, Zhu Bajie took care of the Drifting Monk who had passed out, while Tang Sanzang sat there quietly, thinking about something secretly.

"boom"

After an unknown amount of time, a red figure crashed down like a meteor falling to the ground, smashing a deep pit on the floor of the inn lobby, and the surrounding bluestone ground was cracked like a spider web.

Tang Sanzang came back to his senses, and sighed secretly, compared with this big tree spirit, Wukong was still weaker after all.

There is nothing to say about the subsequent plot. Tang Sanzang did not deliberately change it. Sun Wukong still wrapped him with a golden cudgel and diamond wire and sent him out. Anyway, the three of them will only be imprisoned for a period of time, and their lives are not in danger.

Tang Sanzang stayed in the diamond silk with peace of mind, and let the golden cudgel lead him to the place where he met the angel sister in fate - Longgutan.

I don't know how long it took to fly, but the speed of the golden cudgel finally began to decrease, and the height also slowly decreased, and finally stuck into a small river beach with a "snap".

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look, and found that there were indeed a group of lizard spirits around him, and they were staring at him blankly.

"Hey, everyone, can you do me a favor?" Tang Sanzang smiled at the group of monsters with a playful smile, and after saying this, he turned his head with a smile and passed out.

With Tang Sanzang's current physique and cultivation base, it is naturally impossible to be stunned by the shock force when the golden cudgel falls to the ground, so this time he raised a mana to stun himself. In order to ensure that there will be no accidents, he Try not to change some details.

……

The name of Dragon Bone Beach comes from the remains of an ancient dragon bone fossil here, and the lizard spirits regard the huge dragon head as their lair.

It didn't take long for Tang Sanzang to wake up from a coma. The moment he woke up, a mouthful of Beijing film came into his ears.

"In the past six months, the gods have gone crazy. They either dropped some rocks or some strange eggs. Tonight, a fool fell."

"It's not a fool, it's infatuation, it's Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven." This is a charming female voice, with a charming charm from the moment she speaks, and her appearance is also extremely charming.

"How do you know he is Sun Wukong?" the Peking Opera male demon asked back.

The coquettish banshee looked at the male demon like an alien, and said, "Didn't you see a golden cudgel stuck in his body? I never expected that this monkey is so delicate and tender."

Another female voice sounded again, "Could it be that he is the one who fell in love with Fairy Zixia 500 years ago..."

"Love Saint." It was a group of female voices screaming.

Seeing this, the male demon said sourly: "Don't be a fool, hmph, you didn't even keep your girlfriend, and you were forced to become a monk and become a monk, and you are still a lover! It's just a joke."

"You know what a fart, women are most fascinated by this kind of man." The banshee gave him a sideways look, holding her heart in both hands, twisting her body involuntarily, and said in a charming voice: "If God gives me another chance, I will Will say three words to this girl... I love you."

As soon as she finished speaking, the surrounding banshees screamed, and another banshee interjected: "If we must add a time limit to this relationship, I hope it is..."

Group of demons: "1 years..."

"Shut up... hiss..." As the only male demon in this lair, how could he allow all the female demons in his lair to be infatuated with an outsider? stretched out as a threat.

The banshees were indeed suppressed and did not dare to make any more noise. The male demon glanced coldly at the surrounding banshees, and said coldly: "Monkey King is here, Tang Sanzang must be nearby, Luping..."

"Hey... I'm here, I'm here." A middle-aged woman-like banshee walked up to the male demon and said softly, "It's Luo Ping."

"What?" the male demon suddenly turned his head and asked loudly, which startled Luo Ping.

Luo Ping took two deep breaths, and said loudly, "It's Luo Ping, not Lu Ping."

Hearing this, the male demon said with a displeased face: "How can you give birth to your daughter so stupidly?"

After speaking, she leaned over to the charming banshee and said, "Tell her daughter to watch Monkey King!"

"What do you call that thing looking at him?" The banshee had a disgusted expression on her face, as if letting Luo Ping's daughter guard Monkey King was a huge insult to the love saint in her mind.

"It's best to leave it to her daughter. All women will moan when they see a handsome guy, but his daughter will definitely not be eaten by a handsome guy, and the handsome guy will definitely have no appetite."

Tang Sanzang was deeply disgusted when he heard the male demon's words. This was no longer a mockery, but a personal attack and insult to personality.

No one's appearance is what you want to look like, so why do you make irresponsible remarks about other people's appearance?
Being ugly doesn't bother you, does it?What's more, that ugly appearance is just the protective color of Sister Angel. When Sister Angel returns to her original appearance, you are not even qualified to carry her shoes.

After the plan was decided, the group of demons went out to search for Tang Sanzang's traces, and ordered Luo Ping's daughter Yue Meiyan to watch over him.

Of course, Yue Meiyan's name was not her real name, but she plagiarized it from others. In fact, she didn't have her own name at all, and people used to call her "that so-and-so thing".

At this time, Yue Meiyan was indeed ugly enough, her hair was like thatch, a sarcoma grew on her chin, her nose was bigger than that of a dwarf, and she appeared black at any time, as if she had been poisoned.

The biggest feature is her protruding yellow die, which are not only different in size, but also so messy that I don't know how she usually chews.

how to say?This face looks like a joke.

Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes, looked at the figure in the darkness who was struggling to drag a wooden boat, and said, "Hey, miss, you..."

"Wow, woke up so soon? Do you know I'm pretty so you woke up early?" Before Tang Sanzang could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Yue Meiyan's chattering voice, and there was no chance to intervene.

"I……"

"Me, me, me? Are you trying to pick me up with such a sexy voice?"

"what?"

"Don't think I'm easy to bully because I'm pretty, have you ever heard of the most poisonous beauty?"

"Oh!"

"Don't think that if you are a lover, I will fall in love with you. I have a reputation for being cold and frosty. No man has ever been able to handle me."

Listening to Yue Meiyan's machine-gun-like words, the original Tang Sanzang must have been full of mythical beasts, but now he is only full of pity.

Yue Meiyan seems to be narcissistic to the point of perversion, but Tang Sanzang is very clear that Yue Meiyan is not extremely narcissistic, on the contrary, she is extremely inferior.

The so-called extremes must be reversed. When her self-esteem reaches the extreme, she can only use extreme narcissism to hypnotize herself. Only in this way can she have the courage to continue living.

(End of this chapter)