Infinite Myth Counterattack

Chapter 1187 You Should Call Me Uncle

As expected, without Kuang Fusheng's help with supernatural powers, Ruan Mengmeng was rejected in the first round of the interview, and was ridiculed by Situ Fenren's poisonous tongue.

As soon as he saw Ruan Mengmeng, he even asked her if she had come to the wrong place. They were looking for Miss Bauhinia, not cleaning staff, and asked her where she got the courage to sign up for Miss Bauhinia.

If an ordinary girl is humiliated like this, she might become depressed, and if she can't think about it, she might even do something irreparable.

When Ma Xiaoling and Jin Peng, who accompanied Ruan Mengmeng to the interview, knew about this, they couldn't help but want to rush in and beat Situ Fenren.

If Wang Zhenzhen and Ruan Mengmeng hadn't tried their best to stop him, Situ Fenren's beating would have been inevitable, and it would have been for nothing.

Of course, Ma Xiaoling really wanted to beat up Situ Fenren, but Jin Peng was just putting on a show.

Situ Fenren has a malignant brain tumor. As long as there are no zombies biting him, he can basically be said to be dead. Why bother with a dying person?
Fortunately, Ruan Mengmeng was in a good state of mind. She didn't have any hope at all. After being dismissed, she was only disappointed for a while, and soon devoted herself to work with [-]% enthusiasm. With the support and support of her friends, she Already very satisfied.

Lingling Hall.

Sitting at the desk, Ma Xiaoling communicated with the client on the computer, and said: "Mengmeng's heart is so strong, if I was humiliated like this, I might really be overwhelmed, no, I will kill you." Kill that guy, and die with him."

After she finished speaking, she didn't get a response. She looked at Jin Peng who was sitting on the sofa, but saw that he seemed to be thinking about something, and asked in surprise, "Hey, what are you thinking?"

Jin Peng came back to his senses, smiled, and said: "A person who is full of love for the world and life is always stronger than ordinary people in his heart, but the main reason is not like this."

Ma Xiaoling said casually, "So what?"

Jin Peng said seriously: "I doubt that Mengmeng is the reincarnated Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Ma Xiaoling paused when she was typing on the keyboard, looked at him in astonishment, and said, "Who are you talking about?"

Jin Peng said: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who saves suffering and suffering with great compassion!"

"Are you talking nonsense?" Ma Xiaoling realized Jin Peng's identity after saying this, and looked at him in disbelief and said, "Are you serious?"

Jinpeng nodded and said, "Have you heard Damus' prophecy?"

Ma Xiaoling said: "I've heard of it! Damus predicted that July 1999 would be the end of the world, but now it's the millennium."

Jin Peng sighed, and said: "The failure of the prophecy is not because the prophet was inaccurate, but because he sacrificed himself to prevent the end of the world."

Combining the previous few sentences, Ma Xiaoling said in surprise: "You mean, Guanyin Bodhisattva prevented the end of the world?"

It was Ma Xiaoling, Kuang Tianyou, Master Peacock and others who really prevented the end of the world. Tathagata Avalokitesvara just changed history, but how could Jinpeng say this?
Jin Peng said: "To be precise, it was Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva who jointly prevented the end of the world. In fact, the end of the world has already arrived. It is their joint efforts to reverse time and space and change the fate of the world."

"Because they changed their fate against the sky, they were punished by the heavens. Tathagata and Guanyin will be reincarnated for 99 lives, and each life must be miserable."

"The Tathagata is destined to be an unlucky ghost for 99 lifetimes. His relatives and neighbors will be burdened by life and death. Guanyin will be implicated by the Tathagata in every life, so..."

Speaking of this, Jin Peng was startled suddenly, and Ma Xiaoling's eyes widened suddenly, and the two exclaimed in unison: "Unlucky ghost?"

The two looked at each other for a while, Ma Xiaoling got up abruptly, and said angrily, "Why didn't you say it earlier? Let's go and find Mengmeng."

Jin Peng got up helplessly and followed her out, saying, "I didn't think of this before!"

The two quickly entered the elevator, reached the fifth floor, and knocked on the door of Ruan Mengmeng's house. It was getting late, and Ruan Mengmeng must be at home at this time.

The door opened quickly, and Ruan Mengmeng saw the two happily saying: "Xiaoling, Brother Dapeng, why are you here? Come in quickly."

The two entered the room, only to find that Kuang Tianyou was also there, and Ma Xiaoling asked strangely, "Stinky policeman? What are you doing here?"

Kuang Tianyou looked at Meng's mother who was staring at the TV on the sofa, and said: "Mengmeng's TV is broken, I'll fix it for her. Speaking of which, Mengmeng's time is really unlucky."

"In the past few days, I have helped her fix the TV twice, install the faucet once, pass the toilet once, and encountered a murder case when she went out a while ago. You can't be evil, right? Would you like to ask Wu Ling to take a look for you?"

Ruan Mengmeng scratched her head with flickering eyes, and said with an unnatural expression: "This...it shouldn't happen!"

Ma Xiaoling and Jin Peng looked at each other, and then looked at Ruan Mengmeng suspiciously, which made her feel uncomfortable and smiled embarrassingly.

Ma Xiaoling said to Kuang Tianyou: "You're right, Mengmeng really hit an evil spirit, she bumped into that unlucky ghost."

"There is a lot of bad luck in this house. Your job is inherently dangerous. A little bit of bad luck may endanger your life. You'd better go back first! I don't want Zhenzhen to be a widow."

Kuang Tianyou shuddered, and said apprehensively, "It's not that serious, is it? Then I'll go back first, and you all be careful."

Ma Xiaoling said: "Well, remember to take a bath with grapefruit leaves soaked in water."

"Oh, I know."

After Kuang Tianyou left, Ma Xiaoling nodded to Jinpeng, and went straight to the inner bedroom.

Ruan Mengmeng hurriedly followed into the room, and shouted: "Xiaoling, Ah Dang is very poor, don't take him in."

When Ruan Mengmeng finished saying this, the unlucky ghost Ah Dang had already been caught by Jinpeng from the void, showing his body, Ruan Mengmeng was stunned for a moment, why is Brother Dapeng also Xiaoling's colleague?
"Ahhh...let me go, let me go, don't take me in, I haven't hurt anyone!" Ah Dang waved his fleshy arms, his eyes closed tightly, and he was terrified.

Jin Peng smiled wryly and said: "As expected, I guessed correctly, it is really you, Sakyamuni."

"What Sakyamuni, what? I don't know it, don't accept it... Ah? Sakyamuni? Are you calling me?" At first, Adam didn't realize the meaning of the four words Sakyamuni. , but when he understood, he immediately looked at Jin Peng with a bewildered face.

Ma Xiaoling looked A-Dang up and down, and said, "Is this fat man really the Tathagata Buddha?"

Jin Peng nodded, and said affirmatively, "It's him, I won't admit my mistake."

Ruan Mengmeng also seemed to remember something at this time, and hurriedly said to Ma Xiaoling: "Xiaoling, Ah Dang told me before that someone helped him look at his past and present lives before he was alive, and said that he was a Buddha in his previous lives, but later because he acted against the sky , was punished by heaven and asked him to reincarnate for 99 lives."

Ma Xiaoling couldn't believe it now, she looked at Ruan Mengmeng in amazement, and said, "Then Mengmeng is really the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Jin Peng said: "Before, I was just suspicious, but the reincarnation of the Tathagata didn't go anywhere, but just appeared by her side, so there are nine out of ten that it can't be wrong."

A'Dang looked at Ruan Mengmeng in astonishment. She herself was also dazed, pointing to herself and said, "You mean, I... I am the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva? How is this possible?"

"There is nothing impossible. The Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva are trying to prevent the end of the world and save the world..."

Ma Xiaoling roughly talked about what Jinpeng told her before, and finally said: "The Tathagata is destined to be an unlucky ghost for 99 lives, and the lives of relatives and neighbors are exhausted, and Guanyin will be imprisoned by the Tathagata for every life."

"So Mengmeng is the reincarnation of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and it is not accidental that Adang appeared in your house, but inevitable."

"Although this is your doom, in any case, Mengmeng is our friend, and we don't care about it at other times, but I can't let you exhaust her to death in this life, so you have to leave here."

After listening to Ma Xiaoling's words, Ruan Mengmeng was stunned. She never dreamed that she would have such a big background.

On the other hand, Ah Dang said with a sad face: "I also know that staying by Mengmeng's side may bring her down, but I have nowhere to go!"

He dejectedly said to Ruan Mengmeng: "Forget about Mengmeng, I'd better go! Find a place where no one is around and be a lonely ghost, waiting to enter the next reincarnation."

"You are a good person, I can't harm you, after we go through the kalpa and become Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva again, we will spend a lot of time together."

Ma Xiaoling frowned and asked Jin Peng: "Can't we send him to the underworld and directly enter the next reincarnation?"

Jin Peng shook his head and said, "Probably not. His doom is arranged by the heavens. Ksitigarbha dare not intervene, and he doesn't have the ability. When he can enter the next reincarnation depends on the will of the heavens."

The prefecture of this world is quite unique, different from other worlds, somewhat similar to modern government departments.

In the underworld, there is no Hades, only the god of death, and the highest position is the Ksitigarbha.

Ruan Mengmeng came to her senses, no matter who she was in her previous life or how powerful she was, but in this life she is just Ruan Mengmeng, an ordinary girl.

She couldn't bear to look at Ma Xiaoling and Jinpeng, and begged: "Xiaoling, brother Dapeng, is there really no other way? Can you think of a way to help him? He is really pitiful."

"And he became like this to prevent the end of the world. It can be said that he saved all of us. Please help him!"

Ma Xiaoling looked at Jinpeng in embarrassment, Jinpeng thought for a while, and said: "It's not impossible, how about it! Mengmeng, you go to the street to buy a Buddha statue of the Tathagata Buddha, let Ah Dang possess it, and use the believers' incense and vows to suppress it. The mold on him."

Ma Xiaoling said in amazement: "Can it still be like this? Is it really possible?"

Jin Peng nodded and said: "It should be no problem. Although the Tathagata is reincarnated, the world still worships him. The huge incense and vows have nowhere to go, so they have to be deposited in various temples and Buddha statues."

"When the Tathagata returns to his place after the calamity, the huge incense and vows will instantly pour into his golden body, which will greatly increase his cultivation."

"Although his primordial spirit is now in a deep sleep, he is a Tathagata after all. Although he can't absorb it, the power of the incense and fire will be instinctively concentrated into the Buddha statue he possesses."

"In this way, as long as he does not leave the Buddha statue, the bad luck will be suppressed, and with the blessing of the huge incense and vows, not only will he no longer be a bad luck ghost, but the Buddha statue possessed can also ward off evil spirits. Mengmeng only needs to carry the Buddha statue with him , you will be safe from all evil.”

After listening to Jinpeng's words, Ruan Mengmeng and A'Dang were ecstatic, they didn't expect things to turn around and turn bad things into good things.

Ah Dang bowed to Jin Peng again and again, and said happily: "Thank you, brother, thank you, brother."

Ruan Mengmeng also said happily: "Thank you Brother Dapeng, thanks to you."

Jin Peng looked at Adang, and said meaningfully: "Don't bark, I'm inferior, according to seniority, you have to call me uncle."

The two were stunned together, "Huh?"

A'Dang said with a confused face: "My mother has been dead for decades, how can my uncle be so young?"

Jin Peng rolled his eyes, waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, that's it! Mengmeng will go buy Buddha statues at dawn tomorrow, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, she walked towards the door, and Ma Xiaoling followed subconsciously, and shouted: "Hey, wait a minute, explain clearly! What do you mean? Why did he call you uncle?"

"Because I call him Sister Mom!"

"Nonsense, I'm asking which mother he is."

"You'll find out later."

"..."

……

After eight o'clock in the evening, Forget it bar.

It has been more than a week since the last time we met, and Xiongba came here again.

Today is the weekend, and there are more people in the bar than usual. The beautiful and sexy proprietress is still sitting on the swivel chair in front of the bar with flaming red lips, but today there is an extra man sitting next to her.

The man looks handsome, his body is said to be burly, and he wears sportswear, but his temperament gives people a gentle and casual feeling, which is completely two extremes with Xiongba.

Just when Xiongba walked into the bar, a dog-like middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes suddenly got up, ready to leave from the bar, and looked in the direction that he planned to go to the gate.

Seeing this, Linlin hurriedly walked out of the bar, grabbed the man, and said, "Sir, you haven't paid the bill yet."

The man broke away from Linlin with a wave of his arm, staring and said: "The wine is not cold, what's the bill?"

Linlin became anxious, and grabbed him again, and said, "Sir, you drank more than a dozen bottles of wine, and now you say that the wine is not cold. How can you do this? Please pay the bill."

"I'm buying your size! Smelly Sanba, go away." The man stretched out his hand and pushed Linlin's chest while speaking.

The expressions of Ma Dingdang and the man beside her changed, they stood up together and walked over there.

But the man's hand couldn't touch Linlin, because he was grabbed by someone just as he stretched out.

Linlin turned her head to look, and greeted happily: "Mr. Xiong, you are here!"

Xiongba nodded to her, then looked at the man caught by him, and said indifferently: "See, you are not someone who can't afford more than a dozen bottles of wine, what's wrong? You're frustrated in the workplace, and you come here to bully little girls to find balance? Are you really capable?" promising."

The man felt as if his hand was being clamped by a pair of iron pliers, and his face was twisted in pain. He shouted angrily, "None of your shit, let me go."

Ma Dingdang and the man beside her had already walked over. Ma Dingdang folded his arms around his chest and looked at the man drinking Bawang wine with a playful expression on his face.

The man beside her walked to Linlin first, and asked with concern: "Linlin, are you alright?"

Linlin smiled gently at the man, shook her head and said, "I'm fine, thanks to Mr. Xiong..."

"click"

"what……"

At this moment, Ma Dingdang and the others heard a crisp sound, and the man who was about to drink the Bawang wine screamed out, but just as he screamed, Xiongba stretched out his finger and poked the position above his collarbone, and the man burst into tears. He opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

Whether it was Ma Dingdong or Linlin, including the man beside Linlin, their expressions all changed.

With that crisp sound, it was clearly that Xiongba crushed the man's arm bone, how much strength did it need?

And that poke from him is so visual, why is it so similar to acupuncture in a TV series?
(End of this chapter)