Mountain Wild Clouds

Chapter 580 You know the education of a hammer

Chapter 580 You know the education of a hammer
Practice is boring, and it is accompanied by hardships. People who have never experienced it will never understand.Don't look at those powerful monks who can fly into the sky and escape from the earth, break mountains and rivers, cross rivers and seas... It seems that they are omnipotent, but who knows the hardships they put in secretly?
From daily tedious practice of refining qi to surviving a catastrophe in every great realm in the future, this process requires not only enduring loneliness, but also enduring pain, and even risking one's life to earn money.

Although Yan Tianxiang hasn't tried that kind of pain yet, she has gradually realized the boredom and tediousness. It's only been a month, and she came to ask for leave.

"Master, one week, just one week's vacation!" She shook Yunbuliu's arm, pleading in her big crystal clear pink eyes, "Look at the students in those colleges, they have winter and summer vacations every year, but now it's summer vacation. Time, I don’t even have a holiday, I’m homesick, so I want to go home and have a look. Okay? Okay? Sister Xiangji, please help me persuade Master!”

Xiao Xiangji pursed her lips and smiled, looked at the cloud without leaving her eyes, then turned her head to the side, as if there was nothing I could do to help.

Looking at this innocent girl, Yun Buliu couldn't help but feel a little funny, and at the same time secretly praised the temptress for her trustworthiness, for all these years, she was able to resist jumping out to influence her.

If Yun Buliu hadn't taken action to restrain the temptress, Yan Tianxiang probably wouldn't be so dainty now, and maybe even Yan Tianxiang at this time is already a little master.

After all, the temptress was also an old monster of the universe level in her previous life. With Yan Tianxiang's aptitude that she had been reformed from her mother's womb, it is not easy to restore her previous cultivation base, but it will definitely not be too difficult. It's normal for a thousand miles to go.

However, if you want to start a new path, if you are still affected by the memory of your previous life, it may be a bit difficult.

Although it is difficult to maintain success, it is even more difficult to open up wasteland.

Although the temptress has not come out to influence her now, but in the past month of practice, Yan Tianxiang's practice speed has already shocked Yun Bu a little.

But also because of this, Yan Tianxiang's temper could not be settled down.

It is inevitable that young people are full of curiosity about the outside world.

Fortunately, the entertainment industry in this world has not yet sprouted. If there are all kinds of entertainment methods now, it is estimated that the temptation for Yan Tianxiang will be even greater.

Don't you see how terrible the Internet addicted teenager was back then. It is estimated that even if he turned into Yang Mingshou, it would be useless.After all, she was still a little girl who had never experienced beatings in life.

Although there are advantages and disadvantages, Yun Buliu feels that the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.After all, compared with facing a little girl and facing a temptress who owns a city mansion, the feeling is completely different.

Facing the little girl Yan Tianxiang, Yun Buliu can't spoil her too much, not only because she is his apprentice, but also because she is the daughter of a good friend.

But facing that temptress, Yun Buliu's first thought is always whether to kill her?

What Yun Buliu didn't know was that at this time, she had become a system-intelligent temptress, and she was itching her teeth with hatred in Xia Tianxiang's body, feeling like she was being duped by Yun Buliu's dog.

She felt that Yun Buliu was completely wasting her time.

Her life was completely spoiled by her cheap father.

However, that poor old man actually suspected that she was not his kind, what a ridiculous and pitiful self-esteem!
Now that she came here, her father couldn't dote on her anymore, but in the end another man came to dote on her. How can such a girl reach the heights she once had in the future?

But there is one thing to say, on the other hand, this temptress is quite jealous of herself. Where did she have the experience of being spoiled like this in her previous life?

Even if there is, it's because she turned into a human being, and people are greedy for her body!
Scumbag!

She felt that this man, Yun Buliuye, was also quite low. On the one hand, he shouted at her, and on the other hand, he pampered her "present body". Isn't this a contradiction?

And the most hateful thing is that her "present body" is still acting like a baby to this man.

Just when Yun Buliu couldn't stand Yan Tianxiang's coquettish Dafa, and wanted to agree to it, Yan Tianxiang 'fainted' directly, and Yun Buliu, who was originally smiling, directly sank.

The fainted Yan Tianxiang soon regained consciousness, and stared at Yun Buliu angrily, "My surname is Yun, is that how you taught me?"

Seeing this, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help being dumbfounded, a little confused about the situation.

In fact, Yan Tianxiang was reincarnated as a flower demon, except for Yun Buliu, no one else knew about it.

Yun Buliu's face was as serious as iron, and he said coldly: "Flower demon, you broke our agreement, this is the first time, I will warn you verbally. But if there is a next time, don't blame me for being rude."

The flower demon looked disdainful, "Oh, you're welcome? How can you be rude to me? When I made an agreement with you for three chapters, it was because you promised that you would teach her well. I did what you asked, but what about what you promised me? She This kind of lazy attitude of fishing for three days and posting on the net for two days without any ambition is your way of teaching? If you can't do it, then I will do it myself."

Yun Buliu also gave her a disdainful look, "Education? You talk about education with me, do you know a hammer education?! I am the best gentleman in the world, the light of wisdom in the hearts of countless people, the light of wisdom in the hearts of countless people. Mr. Yun, who can never be replaced in people's minds, what are you? What can you teach her? How to seduce men? How to arouse people's desires? How to harm the world? Are you cheap?"

Xiao Xiangji was completely dumbfounded, who is this Xiao Tianxiang?

"you……"

"What are you? You'd better show me some sense, otherwise you won't even have a chance to die. If you don't believe me, you can try!" Yun Buliu smiled.

But this joke, in the eyes of the flower demon, is a sly, cunning smile.

After a long time, the flower demon asked with a cold face: "Did you tamper with this system?"

Yun Buliu grinned and said, "I thought you should be able to find out soon, why? I'm a little suspicious now? Is it too late?"

The flower demon said angrily: "Sure enough, you humans are all cunning and treacherous, and you will never be reliable!"

After a pause, she came back to her senses, and then smiled triumphantly, "My surname is Yun, you can coax ghosts! If you really have this ability, would you still talk nonsense with me here?"

Yun Buliu shook his head and laughed mockingly, "You are an ancient monster, how can you understand human behavior? To tell you the truth, the reason why I was willing to cooperate with you at the beginning was just because I was worried that you would jump over the wall and fish to death, so I used this to practice. The auxiliary system will stabilize you first."

The flower demon was confused by what Yun Buliu said, "Since you have the chance..."

Yun Buliu sneered, and the sarcasm was written directly on his face, "Why didn't you get rid of you when I had the opportunity? It was just to keep you as a care insurance for Xiao Tianxiang. If something happened to her, You will definitely be nervous... I heard that Xiao Tianxiang was naughty in the past, and there were accidents several times, but in the end she was able to turn the danger into safety, is it all thanks to you?"

"you you……"

The flower demon didn't seem to expect that people's hearts could be so gloomy!
This man's calculations are too terrifying!

Xiao Xiangji is not surprised by this, after all, how can the man who can lead the world to what it is today be a man who doesn't know how to calculate?

Just when she was thinking this way, she saw Yun Buliu hooking her fingers towards Xiao Tianxiang, and then saw a ball of light filled with pink runes flying out of Xiao Tianxiang's body.

The flower demon found that she could no longer control Yan Tianxiang's body, she could only watch herself slowly close her hands, and fell limply in the arms of Xiao Xiangji, who was placed on the reclining chair beside her.

But Yun Buliu held the ball of light on his back with one hand, and said with a smile: "Now you can try to transform yourself to see if you can disappear from my control?!"

A flower demon's face floated above the light group, which is the system's built-in video function.

Xiao Xiangji was a little stunned, but she had never seen a flower demon before, so she was still a little confused.

The flower demon really wanted to try it, but she didn't dare, she was afraid that she would find out that she really couldn't transform, because the fact that she couldn't control Yan Tianxiang's body had already sounded the alarm for her.

So she simply chose to surrender, "Don't kill me!"

That pitiful appearance really makes me feel pity.

Yun Buliu smiled and said, "Are you still challenging me?"

"Don't dare! I'm wrong! Please sir... please forgive me, master!"

Seeing that the flower demon was subdued, Yun Buliu said seriously: "Go back! Don't mess with me, watch your life carefully, don't affect her growth, you just need to help her when she needs it, that's enough. Don't try to influence her with your old thoughts, just watch carefully if you can't keep up with the times."

"Yes!" The flower demon slowly retracted her consciousness.

Seeing the flower demon withdrawing her consciousness, Yun Buliu exhaled slowly.

Xiao Xiangji opened her mouth, wanting to speak, but Yun Buliu raised her hand to stop her, and then used the system to communicate, even using mental power to connect was not safe enough.

"Brother Yun, who is she? Why is she in Xiao Tianxiang's body?" Xiao Xiangji already knew about Yun Buliu sending Xiao Tianxiang's system back when Xiao Tianxiang was a teacher.

What she didn't know was, how could there be a soul in Xiao Tianxiang's system?
Like Xiao Xiangji, Yanjiao knew that Yun Buliu gave Xiao Xiangji a cultivation support system as a gift, which was regarded as a master-student status, but Xiao Tianxiang herself didn't know.

"This woman is a flower demon. She is the lord of lust who claimed to be a god of love and caused millions of people to hold a meeting without cover. She was reborn, but she was reborn in Brother Yanjiao's house."

Xiao Xiangji: w(Д)w
Seeing her unbelievable expression, Yun Buliu continued to use the Thunder God system to talk to her, "I found out that time when Brother Yanjiao came to me, and then I forced her to make peace with me, and used the cultivation assistance system to fool her, so that I can't help it." Half of her soul has become the intelligence of the system. Speaking of which, Xiao Tianxiang's Yanhuang system is no worse than my Thunder God system, and it is even better. But the Thunder God system is the mother system after all, and I am in her system A secret door was left for easy manipulation."

Xiao Xiangji finally recovered from the shock, and asked back with the bone system: "Since Brother Yun, you can control her, why don't you just kill her? That woman is too scary!"

Thinking of the scene of millions of people and the white flowers all over the mountains and plains, Xiao Xiangji felt that that woman was the biggest disaster in the world, it was like treating people like animals.

Yun Buxin smiled wryly, "You think I don't want to kill her! But after all, she was once a strong man at the Essence level, and who can know the methods of a strong man at the Essence level? It would be nice to be able to bluff her, if Let her know that I still have nothing to do with her, what do you think of her?"

Xiao Xiangji felt that if she found out that Yun Buliu couldn't suppress the flower demon, the flower demon would definitely turn the world upside down.At that time, Xiao Tianxiang may no longer be the current Xiao Tianxiang.

"But Brother Yun, if one day she finds out..."

"Then don't let her find out!"

Little Xiangji nodded her head worriedly.

Yun Buliu said to himself again: "You just think that I can suppress her! I believe that when I reach her level, I can easily suppress her. At that time, it will be round or flat, killing or keeping, or It's not me who has the final say? She must have doubts now, but she just doesn't dare to bet, so don't show any flaws, and everything will be fine as usual."

"Huh? Master, why did I fall asleep?"

After waking up, Xiao Tianxiang looked ignorant.

"I guess I'm tired from playing!" Yun Buliu said nonsense.

Xiao Tianxiang blinked her eyes wide open, then curled her lips lightly, "I must have practiced too hard, so I am too tired. I haven't played for more than a month. How can I be tired from playing?"

Yun Buliu glanced at her and said with a smile, "Are you serious?"

Xiao Tianxiang pretended not to know and continued to blink, "What?"

Yun Buliu took the tea from Xiao Xiangji, smiled and said, "Let me tell you a joke, there is a little girl who wakes up in the morning and meditates for half an hour, after breakfast, plays with swans for half an hour, and then rides a big Fishing up the river and swimming in the lake, and finally riding a goose back for lunch, resting for an hour after the meal, then reading for half an hour, writing for half an hour, and then riding a goose out again, I don’t know why. Come back after dinner. Digest for an hour after dinner, then write for half an hour, and finally meditate for half an hour to go to sleep! Then she said that she practiced very hard!"

puff...

Xiao Xiangji on the side couldn't hold back, and when Xiao Tianxiang pouted and looked at her, she quickly covered her little mouth, "I'm not laughing at you, I'm not laughing at you..."

Obviously it is!

Xiao Tianxiang's little mouth pursed even more.

Yun Buliu sighed softly: "I'll give you an arithmetic problem for the teacher! Let's count a year as 360 five days. There are twelve hours in a day. How many hours are there in a year?"

Xiao Tianxiang rolled her eyes, and her little finger counted quickly, and gave him an answer in a blink of an eye, "380 hours!"

Yun Buliu nodded, "Well, one hour is counted as two hours, and one hour is counted as six and ten minutes. How many hours and minutes are there in a year?"

"Eight thousand, seven hundred and sixty hours, five hundred and twenty-five thousand and six hundred minutes."

"Mental arithmetic is good, but the melon seeds in the head are good." Yun Buliu nodded and smiled.

Xiao Tianxiang smiled proudly and said: "Of course, I am the most famous little genius in Tianyan City and Tianhuo City. My grandfather and father said that I am much better than my elder brother!"

Seeing her smug expression, Yun Buliu laughed and said, "Your elder brother is already a cultivator in the wilderness, do you know how far you are from the cultivator in the wilderness?"

Xiao Tianxiang waved her small hand, with a look of 'that's not a problem', "My elder brother has been practicing for 60 years. When I reach my elder brother's age, I will definitely be better than him!"

Yun Buliu said with a chuckle: "Don't brag too much, if you fail to surpass your elder brother in the future, I will be ashamed. Your elder brother is the most accomplished student among the students I have taught, of course , I mean the cultivation above."

"Is the monkey the second tallest?" Xiao Tianxiang asked curiously.

"have you seen?"

Xiao Tianxiang nodded her head, "Yeah, he and Big Brother have been to Tianyan City."

Yun Buliu coughed lightly, and said: "Okay, let's get down to business, let me calculate for you how much time you have cultivated in a year, and let you see how hard you really work."

"How many hours a day do you rest?"

After hearing the words, Xiao Tianxiang pondered for a while, "Having a rest in the mid-heaven at the end of the moon, and dancing chickens, um, three and a half to four hours!"

"Then calculate according to three and a half hours, which is seven hours, how many days in a year?"

"One hundred and six and a half days."

"Then how many days do you have left in a year?"

"250 for eight and a half days."

"There are 52 weeks in a year. I will play with you one day a week, that is, 52 days. How much time do you spend playing with birds, geese, and fish? Three to four hours are not unfair to you, right? Let me count as three hours." ! How many days are here? 45 and a half days, how many days are left now?"

"..." Xiao Tianxiang: "160 a day."

Yun Buliu continued: "Three meals a day, half an hour for each meal, one and a half hours a day, how much time in a year? 23 days, you only have 130 days left."

Xiao Tianxiang: "..."

Seeing Xiao Tianxiang's stunned expression, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.

Yun Buliu continued to fool around, "You need to digest for half an hour after breakfast, an hour for lunch, and an hour for rest after dinner. How much time is this? Five hours, how many days in a year? 76 days, you There are now 62 days left."

"At the end of the lunch class, you usually go out on a big white goose for a stroll, and you don't come back until dinner. How long does it take here? One hour a day is not wronged! You haven't fallen here for fifteen days, and you only have 47 days left. God."

Yun Buliu continued: "Although you don't have winter and summer vacations, I have planned to give you one week every year to go home and reunite with your parents for the New Year."

There was no such thing as Chinese New Year in this world, but the cloud has come, and gradually there are calendars and traditions of festivals and New Years, such as Chinese New Year, Mid-Autumn Festival, and so on.

"There are only 42 days left now!" Yun Buliu looked at her with contempt, "360 five days a year, you only practiced for 42 days, how dare you take a two-week break? How dare you ask me for a week's vacation? Do you think that with your cultivation attitude, you can surpass your elder brother?"

Xiao Tianxiang was dumbfounded by Yun Buliu's words, and finally said: "If I want weekends, then it means I have never practiced before? But this is wrong! I have practiced!"

"That's because I only give you one day off a week! Or it really means you haven't practiced!"

"No, no, it's definitely not like this. Although I play, but..."

Yun Buliu shook his head and said, "Okay! Let's calculate it in another way. How much time do you spend meditating and writing and reading?"

Xiao Tianxiang stroked her chin and thought about it, and gave Yunbu an answer, "Meditate for two hours in the morning and evening, one hour for reading, and two hours for writing."

"Not counting meditation, I don't know if you were distracted when you were meditating, I paid attention when you were writing, at least for four or ten minutes you were lazy, looking for something to say to Xiao Xiangji, if you have nothing to do, go to those little birds Whistling, shouting from time to time, sore hands and feet, when the little furballs and tigers come back, you still tease them from time to time. The same is true when you are reading, and you are distracted for at least 10 minutes a day. You can only work hard for four hours at most, even if you count it like this, you will only work hard for 10 days a year, is that much?"

Uh!
Little Tianxiang: (→_→)
"Your father sent you to me because he hoped not to waste your talents. Everyone says you are a genius. I also hope that your talents will not be wasted. I don't want people to think that I have exhausted my talents and am no longer that genius." The most powerful gentleman in the world. You are my first great disciple who never left, and your elder brother originally had the opportunity to become my first disciple. But with your cultivation attitude, I..."

"Master, I was wrong, I will not ask for leave, I will work hard!"

As if feeling ashamed, Xiao Tianxiang ran back to the house, sat in the greenhouse beside her with a book and read it.

It seemed that she was afraid that Yun Buliu would say that she was just putting on a show, and she even made a special sound, the tone of the voice was up and down, and it was quite rhythmic.

Seeing this, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help but snickered.

Yun Buliu coughed lightly, and said, "You supervise her for me, I'll go and do other things."

Yun Buliu returned to the floating island and was busy making talisman steel.

The technological system can give theoretical knowledge, and the system intelligence can also assist him in doing it, but he needs to do it himself.

Although he can also use his avatar to do this kind of thing, before the bottomless pit of his body can't be completely filled, he can't waste it if he can.

Seeing Yunbuliu returning to the floating island, Xiao Tianxiang turned her head to look, and stuck out her little tongue at Xiao Xiangji, with a cute look, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help laughing, "Be serious If you do this again, brother Yun will scold me later!"

"Sister Xiangji, I think there was a problem with Master's previous calculation, but I didn't figure out what the problem was for a while. You must also think there is a problem!"

Xiao Xiangji pointed at her little head, "Just let me save myself! Your aptitude is much better than mine. If you waste it like this, let alone your master, I feel sorry for you."

"But sister Xiangji, it's really boring here! Although flying swords is fun, and big goose is also fun, but I don't know how long I need to practice if I want to fly with a sword."

"More haste less speed……"

"Sister Xiangji, let's eat tofu tonight! I want something sweet."

“Salty tastes better!”

"..."

(End of this chapter)

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