Is it okay to be reborn later?

Chapter 77 Grandpa Zhang, please don't ruin our childhood~~
The family didn't know how the night passed.

The air conditioner couldn't be turned on, the fan couldn't be turned on, and the door couldn't be opened on a hot day. There was knocking on the door from time to time. It was like dying.

And this is not over yet. The next morning, the man finally opened the door and unlocked it. The man arrived at the garage and was about to drive his son to school, but the next moment there were four bangs, all four tires burst, and the engine hummed even more. The buzzing sound was weak, and when I got out of the car, I didn't know when the two exhaust pipes were blocked by steel wool.

"My Cao!" Seeing this scene, the exhausted man with black smoke rings cursed angrily.

Adjust monitoring, adjust monitoring immediately!
Just, monitor the blind spot~
What's more terrible is that it was hard to find someone to patch up the tire and replace it.What made the man desperate was that when he was driving downstairs from the company in the afternoon, the tire blew out again and was blocked with steel wool again.

Not only my own car, but my wife called to say that her Beetle had also been nailed and blocked with steel wool at the shop where she often did nail salons.

Similarly, the perfect monitoring blind spot~
My goodness, the ghosts are lingering!Ghosts are not so scary~
He even knows where I work!
He even knows where my wife often gets her nails done!

What's more terrible is that because the car had a flat tire, I couldn't go to school to pick up my son, but the teacher called and said that my son was picked up by an old man with an umbrella.

crazy!Really crazy!
Fortunately, when he returned home, the man saw his son standing at the door of his house, trembling and crying, as if he lost his soul.

What's more terrible is that these things happened for several days in a row.

You are stupid, son, if he picks you up, just follow him!
"Dad, I'm afraid~ I don't want to go to this school anymore." The little fat man cried.

Zhang Jiangang didn't know about these things, and Dayinbi Laoyu didn't tell him, they all heard about it later.

Zhang Jiangang only knew that in the past few days the police came to look for Lao Yu and took him away.

But it was released in the afternoon, and after some criticism and education, it should be that there is no strong evidence or other.

Furthermore, the little fat man transferred to another school and lost weight.

Of course, his parents also lost money and apologized.And it is said that he rushed to Jiuxiao to apologize two weeks after the transfer, that is to say, Lao Yu didn't let him go after transferring to a school called Chaoxing Experimental Primary School.

At the same time, the classification standard of Zhang's Longevity Fist was officially launched to the public during this period. Of course, it caused complaints from young people on the Internet.

What's the situation, even practicing a health-preserving exercise has to be divided into dans, and there are [-] dans. Will it be a square dance in another day? It's too outrageous.

Of course, these are people who don’t have old people at home or who haven’t practiced Longevity Fist. Netizens whose parents and grandparents have practiced Longevity Fist don’t think so.

Zhang Jiangang divided the practice effects of the first part of Zhang's Longevity Boxing into nine stages.

Because one cannot be regarded as a monk without aura, so in fact, the division of these nine sections is already very general.

The first to third ranks are low ranks, which are mainly reflected in the improvement of spirit and energy.Among them, Zhang Jiangang has divided these three levels in detail. For example, the students who are new to each other are all one level. For example, the resistance of cold, wind, cold, appetite, sleep, etc. of the students in the third level have been significantly improved, and their memory has also improved. It got better.

Of course, there is also a slight improvement in that ability.

The fourth to sixth stages of Changshouquan belong to intermediate students. Students at this stage have a characteristic, that is, their strength has become stronger!Strength may show strength up to ten years younger, and there is stamina!

Of course, most of them are within five years, unless they are very talented.

This description is actually very general, but the students themselves must be able to feel the significant change in strength.

For example, the overall physical condition of a 30-year-old is definitely different from that of a 20-year-old, which can be felt by a normal person, otherwise, he would not soak goji berries in a thermos.

However, Zhang Jiangang's Longevity Boxing [-]th, [-]th and [-]th dans are very important.

The mark of the old man in this rank is that he already has a certain attack ability!No matter in terms of strength, speed, explosive power, endurance, etc.!

In a word, you'd better not mess with grandpas and aunts who have practiced Longevity Boxing and reached the seventh stage or above.

Especially for Jiuduan, the young and strong man on one side is no match for him.If you are accidentally injured by the old man, there is no reason to say it.

Moreover, the uncle who has reached this level generally has a hotter body, and may like to wear a small vest to dissipate heat.This is because the status quo of their metabolic capacity does not match the function of their body age.

Of course, the most important thing is that Zhang Jiangang reminded these elders and aunts above the seventh stage not to get angry with others, otherwise it will be too late to regret something.

In addition, although the statistics are incomplete, according to the feedback information collected, there are at least seven uncles and aunts in Huaxia who have reached the ninth rank of Longevity Fist.

There are at least 121 eight-segment ones, and hundreds of seven-segment ones!

After the introduction of Duan, Zhang Jiangang directly matched the rhythm of Duan practice.

For example, as the rank improves, the rhythm also changes when practicing Changshouquan with the tutorial and soundtrack!
This is the key point. After all, the original version is for beginners. Once it reaches the seventh dan or above, the previous rhythm will not match, and you will feel restless.

To this end, Zhang Jiangang also launched the intermediate and advanced soundtracks of Zhang's Longevity Boxing.

Zhang Jiangang put a lot of effort into the rhythm of these two songs, in order to match, so it is definitely not a direct copy of the two songs from the previous Earth.If this rhythm is not right, something will happen.

Both songs have strong national characteristics.

The new soundtrack for the fourth to sixth sections of Changshouquan is "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond", which flows through my heart like a stream.

And the new high-level soundtrack of the seventh, eighth and ninth paragraphs is "Horse Rod", that is, the man who sets the horse.Together with the music, it is as if a horse has stepped into the endless prairie, feeling relaxed and happy, forgetting both favor and disgrace, and letting go of oneself.

Uncle, you finally changed the song, if you don't change it, we're going to throw up!
Once the two square dances were released, they quickly dominated the Chinese music charts and the squares of major communities.

In fact, Zhang Jiangang wanted to launch Little Apple at first, but he gave up after thinking about it. It didn't match his "age group" and "identity", and the rhythm was not easy to adjust.

And the other side.

The pace of entering the children's industry has been fully prepared, including children's self-cultivation and health gymnastics and children's dance courses.

However, Zhang Jiangang is still worried, because it is difficult to thoroughly promote and cover these things, and the attention is not high.Therefore, Zhang Jiangang made another small killer.

"Dad, the downloads of the two sets of tutorials have both exceeded 1000 million~ What are you doing, Dad?"

In a film and television base in Donghai City, Zhang Wenjun, who brought Xiao Lele, looked excitedly at his father, Zhang Jiangang, who was gesticulating on the set, and said, with a cute expression on his face.

And on the set of the film and television base, the film crew of "Pigman" was written.

"Mr. Zhang, will we ruin our childhood by making this children's drama?" Seeing Zhang Jiangang who came every day during this period, Li Ke, the great director who was pulled over to film children's dramas as the nominal producer, couldn't help but said.

That is, Zhang Jiangang, if someone else said that he was asked to make a children's drama with such a great director, he would definitely break off relations with him.Wouldn't it be enough to line up as a cartoon? Why do you have to line up as a real person?

You are insulting me!
Fortunately, it was a name, otherwise I would have collapsed.

Director Li Ke didn't know that it would be too late if some things were made into cartoons.

Moreover, it is an exaggeration that the joint sponsors of this children's drama also include Wudang, Shaolin, Emei... Kongtong and other six martial arts.

What's more terrible is that not only is it filming children's dramas, Mr. Zhang also requires the protagonist Pig Man in every episode of this "Pig Man" to perform the so-called "Pig Five Elements Fist" once.

It is said to be boxing, but it is actually more like children's dance or gymnastics. Of course, there are individual signature moves that are cool.

And Mr. Zhang personally taught.

Mr. Zhang said, the more childish the better, because this is for preschool children under the age of six.

Watching the set again, Comrade Zhang said, "Oh, broke 1000 million? Good, good." Nodding perfunctorily, Zhang Jiangang walked towards the kid who was wearing the Pig Man headgear.

"Come on, kid, practice again with grandpa. The movements must be standard, you know? Because if you make a mistake, the children watching TV will follow you to practice the mistake. Do you know, come and learn from grandpa~ Xiao Li, the later stage Let them add five cents special effects here~"

"..."

"Yes, I know Grandpa Zhang."

The next moment, Comrade Zhang was in front, the little actor was behind, and a group of children were watching behind him. Zhang Jiangang practiced "Pig Pig Five Elements Fist: Fire Dance Fist".

The movements are very easy to remember and very fun, but who would have known that this is the cultivation method of preschool children on the earth in the previous life.

"Child, add lines to your mouth~"

"Yeah, keep the peace, save the world, Pig Five Elements Fist, the Fire Dance Fist!" The little boy shouted solemnly while wearing the pigman's headgear~~
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