Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 105 Wannian South Candle Wine

After weighing the pros and cons, Donghuang Taisan became Xie Yun's follower, and he still has a future with the Immortal Emperor!
After all, if you can't become a boss, then follow the boss.

Don't you see that it is also a length of hemp rope, which is used to tie cabbage, the hemp rope is the price of cabbage, and it is used to tie crabs, it is the price of crabs.

Xie Yun came to the reporters of the major forces and asked, "Do you know how to write the news tomorrow?"

"To tell the truth, we reporters have absolute freedom of speech!" Qingqiu's Yujie reporter squeezed in front of Xie Yun, pointing to the work certificate on her chest.

"Yes, you must tell the truth and seek truth from facts. Tomorrow's news headline, you write "A Family in the Three Realms."

Xie Yun pointed to the neat formation of the Lich Alliance Army and the Heavenly Court Dragon Guards, and said: "See, what a harmonious scene, take a special shot for me, tomorrow I will see the front page of your news paper, this is the photo."

"You almost got into a fight just now!" The reporter Yujie was unconvinced.

"What are you fighting for? It was an exercise jointly organized by the Heavenly Court, the Witch Clan and the Monster Clan. If you distort the facts and report falsely, be careful and I will ask Fox Emperor to remove you."

After Xie Yun finished speaking, he turned around and pointed at the frightened reporters, and said with his waist in his hand, "I'm also speaking to you. I don't want to see someone deliberately disrupt the overall peaceful atmosphere of the Three Realms."

After all the reporters patted their chests to reassure, Xie Yun took the foolish Donghuang Taisan away.

"Little San, see if you have the strength to back it up. The same way of doing things will lead to different results. You follow me from now on and do things well, Master and Uncle will not treat you badly."

Donghuang Taisan nodded seriously.

After the treaty was signed, Xie Yun pulled the Jade Emperor and refused to let him go. At his strong request, the six saints, the high-level officials of the heavenly court and the Lich clan took a group photo as a souvenir.

"Jade Emperor, we must hurry up on the relocation. After all, this Heavenly Court is the ancestral property of the monster clan. It is not good for you to occupy it all the time."

"I have my own measure." The Jade Emperor was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

"Uncle Master, we will definitely need manpower for the relocation. My Yaozu always enjoys helping others, so let's stay and help." Donghuang Taisan said enthusiastically.

"Children can be taught, and it's not in vain for this emperor to teach you." Xie Yun rubbed the third emperor's bird's head, and said quite gratified.

The Jade Emperor shook his sleeves and left, saying, "As you please, the Heavenly Court doesn't care about food!"

"You don't need to worry about your majesty. The demon clan has plenty of food and grass for this trip, which is enough to feed an army of [-] for three years." Donghuang Taisan bowed to the background of the Jade Emperor.

The Dragon Guard retreated to the Heavenly Court, and the Yaozu found a small hill near the water source to set up camp near the Heavenly Court.

Xie Yun was captured alive by Zhu Rong and Gonggong, and they wanted to take him back to the land of the six realms of reincarnation to celebrate.

Standing high in the clouds, the six saints watched the forces of all parties retreating or defending in an orderly manner, with mixed feelings in their hearts, especially the introduction and acceptance of Buddhism.

Buddhism is the absolute protagonist in Journey to the West, but why did the younger brother seize the opportunity, not only cultivated his own power, but also formed an alliance with the witch clan and monster clan, and he was already invincible.

This calculation is terrible!

"Eldest brother, the evildoer Donghuang Taisan came out of the Yaozu, should we suppress the Yaozu?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked.

"Hmph, who do you think is the biggest evildoer in the Three Realms of the Great Desolation?" Taishang Laojun asked back as he looked at the army of the Witch Clan going away.

"Of course it's our little brother."

"There is a younger brother who suppresses the Yaozu, and the Yaozu has no chance to become the protagonist of the world. The second brother is worried."

Yuanshi Tianzun was speechless.

Yes!

Xie Yun traveled all the way to the west and set up a game all the way. He wanted to gather the good fortune of heaven and earth into one body. Such a person can only be a friend, not an enemy.

I also want to make good friends with my junior brother, to make friends...to make friends with his sister!
Ran Deng, you are a trick to assassinate my little junior brother, and this deity has abolished you!

Yuanshi Tianzun was angry. He was not so angry when he was reported by Xie Yun in Zixiao Palace.

Back then, the old clapper of Taoist Ran Deng begged Bai Lai to join in teaching, and he probably had no good intentions.

Now that he dares to attack his junior brother for the sake of thirty flat peaches, will he betray Chanjiao for an innate magic weapon in the future?

This person cannot stay!
Xie Yun stood on the battleship of the Wu Clan and walked down the Yellow Springs all the way. The temperature in his heart also dropped in a straight line, and he was currently feeling cold.

Wangtian, when did I become the bridegroom official, and the bride is still the queen!

No, this matter needs to be clarified.

"Cough, Gonggong, come here."

"What's the matter? Brother-in-law." The water god Gonggong trotted all the way over, half complaining: "From now on, we will be a family, so call me brother-in-law."

cough!
"Brother-in-law, do you have bad lungs?"

Crash, all eleven ancestor witches surrounded them.

Xie Yun looked at the eleven brothers-in-law with a guilty conscience, decided to change the subject, and asked, "It's okay, I just want to ask what Houtu likes to eat?"

"Oh, my brother-in-law has a heart. Our sister has a rough mouth and eats everything to support her." Di Jiang patted Xie Yun's shoulder and said affectionately.

The yellow spring water recedes extremely fast, and within the time of a stick of incense, it retreats to the land of the six realms of reincarnation.

The news of the great victory had been sent back, and the left-behind Wu people held a huge celebration banquet, and Wan Sheng's cheers resounded throughout the day.

As the sole planner of this event, Xie Yun was warmly welcomed by the Wu clan, and his status as a guardian was recognized by everyone.

Of course, this recognition comes at a price.

Numerous ancestral witches and great witches took turns toasting. After a while, Xie Yunzhunsheng's physical body couldn't bear it anymore, his stomach was full and his head was a little dizzy.

"Brother-in-law is good at drinking. You are the first one to drink three jars of the Wannian Nanzhu wine of my Wu clan." Zhu Rong belched, and after saying admiring words, he fell on his back to the ground, snoring loudly.

Nanzhujiu has the title of Yuye Jinzhi. It is the top fairy wine in the prehistoric world. It is said to be able to intoxicate saints.

Xie Yun heard the words "Nanzhujiu", and shouted in his heart that he had hit the trick. As soon as he stood up, his eyes went dark and he fell on the jade table.

Nanzhujiu also has an aphrodisiac effect. When the monks in the prehistoric three realms get married, the bride and groom drink this wine as a cup of wine.

Di Jiang, who had planned for a long time, picked up Xie Yun and went straight to a quiet courtyard. He knocked on the door and threw him on the bed.

Houtu, the owner of the small courtyard, was bewildered.

"Sister, you are not too young now, it's time to get married, I think Immortal Emperor Bahuang is good, you two should get things done today!" Di Jiang said guiltily: "Rush is a bit hasty, but our witch The people of the tribe are generous, and it’s okay to make up for it after the wedding.”

Hou Tu silently rolled up his sleeves, clenched his fists, twisted his waist, and punched his elder brother flying out of the small courtyard.

The cheating girl doesn't have your cheating method, it's too much, you can decide the marriage affairs, and let the bridegroom get drunk.

On the night of the big wedding, does the old lady have to stay alone in her boudoir?

.........

Early the next morning, after Xie Yun woke up from the wine, he was fragmented.

He looked at the drooling old man in silk pajamas, and the sleeping Houtu beside him, and let out a scream!
Wangtian, could it be that after drinking too much yesterday, he put the Wu Clan patriarch to sleep?
Will the ancestral witches and great witches of the witch tribe rush in later, and chop themselves into pieces under the banner of avenging their sister?
(End of this chapter)