Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 110

In order to prove his cooking skills, Xie Yun decided to roast lamb chops by himself.

"Master Dao, the mutton needs to be marinated for a while!"

"Master Dao, when roasting, you should roast it slowly over low heat, so that the outside will be charred and the inside will be tender!"

"Master Dao, I can't stand it anymore, you rest, let me come."

……

Xiong Da stood aside like an old lady, nagging incessantly.

boom!
Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the black bear spirit back into Fengling's small world with hatred.

"This stupid bear should go to the monastery to be a monk. He babbles all day long like a headless chicken. Is it easy for the emperor to cook for you by himself?"

Zizizi!
Xie Yun was overwhelmed with emotions, and the real fire of Samadhi could not be controlled, and he directly roasted the lamb chops into fly ash.

Seeing this scene, Zhu Bajie and Drifting both took two steps back quietly, for fear that the master would bring his anger to him.

"Master, I'm in a hurry, let's go first!" Drifting clutched his stomach, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

While Zhu Bajie scolded Drifting for abandoning his teammates, he also held his stomach and said: "Master, my stomach also..."

"Why, you also have a stomachache?" Xie Yunyin asked tentatively.

The root of Zhu Bajie's tongue was frightened, he shook his head again and again, and explained: "No, master, I'm hungry!"

"You are so hungry, you know how to eat all day long!" Xie Yun became more and more angry as he thought about it.

I didn't even come to help these two scoundrels when they were cooking, especially Zhu Bajie, who gained at least two hundred catties after he came out of Gao Laozhuang.

"Bajie, others eat to live, you live to eat."

"Others will be full after two bites, but you can still eat two bites when you are full."

"After we came out of Gaolaozhuang, you only called for weight loss on two occasions."

"Master, under what circumstances?" Zhu Bajie asked weakly.

"Do you know what these two situations prove, when you were greened by Gao Cuilan in Gaolaozhuang and when you were full?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head.

"It proves that you are a worthless eater!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he pointed to the pine forest not far away and said, "Go and get some pine wood and come back, and prepare roasted lamb chops with pine wood for the teacher!"

Zhu Bajie clutched his chest, and ran away crying, the master is annoying, my old pig has a big heart, and I can't stand your pricking like this!

After Xie Yun was out of breath, his happiness level increased to +30, and he began to take out a piece of lamb chops again, and roasted it slowly with the Samadhi real fire.

It is still necessary to take in apprentices, and you can use it to vent your anger if you have nothing to do. As for fighting monsters, you can't count on the three of them.

The lamb chops that Xie Yun wants to roast are taken from young goats in Tianshan Mountains. They eat young grass and grow up drinking dew. The meat is fresh and tender.

In this deep mountain and old forest, fragrance is the most likely to attract the attention of monsters.

The small monster Hei Lang Jing, who patrolled the Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain, followed the fragrance and came to the open space under the Black Bear Forest.

"Oh my god, it smells so good, I'm so unbelievably drooling!" Hei Langjing wiped his mouth, raised his machete, and roared into the woods.

"I'm looking up!"

"Look up!" Xie Yun replied after hearing the voice.

"Three miles away!"

"Outside!"

"Who grilled the ribs!"

"It's so fucking delicious!"

The black wolf spirit left after roaring, without a trace of nostalgia.

Xie Yun wondered in the woods, why didn't this monster come in?
Is it because my identity as a Buddhist is not attractive or the grilled lamb chops are not attractive?

Great grappling.

What the hell!

Before the black wolf spirit could take two steps, he was dragged into the black bear forest by an invisible big hand, and he was so scared that he peed on the spot.

"Senior, don't kill me, you little bastard, you shouldn't disturb senior Qingxiu, I'm leaving right away!" Hei Langjing knelt on the ground, his head banging like garlic.

"Head up!"

"Senior, I don't dare to be young, I understand the rules, if I see your appearance, I will die!"

Xie Yun was speechless, did this black wolf spirit treat himself as a murderous robber?
"Poverty, benevolence and righteousness are unparalleled. I feel that I have a destiny with you, so I won't kill you!" Xie Yun tore off a lamb chop and handed it to Hei Langjing, asking, "Is it delicious?"

"good to eat!"

"It's delicious, why didn't you rush in to grab it just now?" Xie Yun was puzzled, he had prepared the lines for his report, but this guy actually held back. .

"My king said that the Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain is a den of monsters with quality and morality. They never rob houses, cannibalize people and set fires." .

Weird!
Xie Yun traveled westward all the way, and saw eight hundred monsters if not one thousand, and this was the first time he saw a monster who talked about benevolence and morality.

This is good fortune, otherwise, after eating the grilled lamb chops, this black wolf spirit would be the one on the grill.

"Stupid monsters have stupid blessings!" Xie Yun exclaimed.

"Thank you for your approval, senior." Hei Lang Jing smiled honestly and said, "What are you doing in Wanzi Mountain?"

"Pindao went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, and I am the one who is said to be able to live forever after eating the scriptures!"

"Cough, what?" A gleam flashed in Hei Langjing's eyes, he licked his lips, and said enthusiastically: "Senior, my king is so hospitable, why don't you come to our cave?"

Damn it, there really isn't a single good monster in Hezhou, Xiniu, they are all greedy for the impoverished body.

"System, I'm reporting that the black wolf spirit wants to eat me."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a smart card."

Wisdom Reduction Card: It is only effective for targets below the Golden Immortal. After using it, the target's EQ and IQ will be reduced to zero.

"Senior, me!" The black wolf spirit was startled, turned around and wanted to run.

Oh my god, seniors can't afford to offend you, and you've been fooled by lard, what kind of tricks are you playing in front of others?
"Monster, you are a monster, you scared the poor to death!" Xie Yun rolled his eyes, passed out, and fell straight on the ground.

Hei Langjing heard the movement, turned around and saw that he was running faster.

A senior who treats himself like a chick and carries his predecessors is actually fainted by fright?
Senior, you have to be more serious about acting!

Xie Yun lay on the ground: [Angry! 】

My acting skills are so bad now, can't even fool a little monster who has just passed the tribulation?
Smart card, use it!

The silver light hit the black wolf spirit.

"Oh, I'm dead!" Xie Yun yelled again.

Hei Lang Jing, who had run more than 300 meters, stopped and finally ran back foolishly.

He touched Xie Yun's neck and found that his pulse was not good. He clapped his hands cheerfully, took out a length of hemp rope, and tied him up.

He boasted: "I heard that in the ancient world there was a fierce general named Zhang Fei who frightened Xia Houjie to death by yelling in front of the Banqiao, and now there is me, the black wolf spirit, who screamed in the black bear forest and scared this old man to death. It seems that I have the qualifications of a famous general."

Hei Langjing looked at Xiong Da's barbecue grill, scratched his head, made a simple bracket with the mountain sword he carried with him, threw Xie Yun and the grill onto it, and dragged him toward the wave moon cave.

Nonsence!

The little white dragon standing next to him snorted, shook his head, and said in his heart: Hey, the Taoist master wants to mess with moths again, can't we honestly beat monsters to learn from them?

　PS: Thanks to Zui Tianchen, who sells sunsets, ice and snow, and the national cute uncle for their rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)