Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 120

Since ancient times, no matter how immortal or ordinary, raising children has been a technical job.

Fairy Yaoji gave birth to Yang Jian after she was pregnant for ten months. She often quarreled with Yang Tianyou because of the problem of raising a child.

Because Yang Tianyou is just a traditional Confucian student, male chauvinist, who only wants to get fame and fame, and does all the housework with both hands, and doesn't care about it.

When the Jade Emperor sent heavenly soldiers and generals to capture Fairy Yaoji, she happened to go along with the current and hide in Peach Mountain.

Who would have thought that Yang Jian would split Taoshan to find his mother!
"Mom, am I so unpopular with you?" Yang Jian's heart ached.

"You thought you could run when you were half a year old, you dared to drop your old lady's cosmetics when you were one year old, you ordered the house when you were one and a half years old, and when you were two years old, forget it, let's not talk, I want to beat you up if I talk too much!"

The atmosphere at the scene was quite awkward.

Even if Yang Jian was killed, he would never have imagined that he had done such a great feat when he was a child.

"Master, I've been with you for so long, I never thought you would be this kind of person." Xiaotiangou laughed with a stomach ache, and the corners of his mouth grinned: "Let's wait to return to Guanjiangkou, I must tell Meishan six Holy, to break your perfect image!"

boom!
With a kick from Yang Jian, the Roaring Sky Dog turned into a shooting star and flew out, hitting Monkey King who was rushing back halfway.

A dog and a monkey kept flying posture, chatted calmly, and laughed at a wave of Yang Jian by the way.

"Mom, show some face!"

"Is the face given by others? You earn it yourself!" Fairy Yaoji reprimanded plausibly.

"Yes, what my sister said is absolutely true!" The Jade Emperor came out and agreed.

Although he didn't want to see Yang Jian, he still wanted to show up at this time. After all, we were all a family, so it's not good to make too much noise.

"Mom, stop talking, I'm going to work, I'm going to tear down the Heavenly Court!" Yang Jian said angrily.

The Jade Emperor's smiling face froze, and he said awkwardly, "Nephew, please save face."

"Is face given to you by others? You earn it yourself!"

"You dead child, why are you talking to your uncle?" Fairy Yaoji grabbed Yang Jian's ear, pulled him in front of the Jade Emperor, and said, "Come on, come on, let's shake hands, we are all blood relatives, break the bones." Stretch, why can't the big grudges be resolved?"

The Jade Emperor and Yang Jian smiled and held hands together.

"Hello, nephew!"

"Hello, Uncle, during the first month of this year, I will treat you and take you to have your hair shaved."

"How embarrassing, let me invite you, don't spend money...!" The Jade Emperor thought that Yang Jian wanted to reconcile with himself.

He suddenly remembered a proverb, the first month shaves his head and kills his uncle.

What the hell, mother sells criticism, Yang Jian, you wait, I can't take care of you, I will let your mother take care of you!

After some formalities, Xie Yun temporarily lived in the Taiping Courtyard in the Heavenly Court, while Yang Jian was dragged away by his mother.

"Xiao Tiangou, won't you come with me?" Yang Jian stared at him with all three eyes, watching his dog obediently squatting behind Xie Yun.

Meow, what about the promised loyalty?
"Master, you can leave at ease. I still have some questions about cultivation to ask the Immortal Emperor. Don't worry about my safety."

Xiao Tiangou sticks out his tongue, squints his eyes, enjoying Xie Yun's magic trick, extremely happy.

"You hurt me, and you just laughed it off. I can't give you the magic trick you love..." Yang Jian was tearful, singing a classic adaptation of a song, with resentment in his eyes.

"Master, let's go, don't call me if you have something to do, you have to learn to solve problems by yourself, don't always bully your dearest dog." Xiaotiangou is like a beckoning cat, waving its dog's paw.

Yang Jian: emmm
Such a real plastic owner's favor?
"Hurry up and go home, where are these sentimental feelings coming from?" Fairy Yaoji grabbed Yang Jian's ear and dragged her towards her bedroom.

"Mom, it hurts, take it easy, save me some face in front of the Immortal Emperor."

"You little brat, what face do you want, hurry up, your dad is still at home waiting for me to cook!"

"Today, our family of three is reunited. I'll make dumplings for you. What kind of stuffing do you want?"

"Mom, can we go out to eat? I'm afraid you'll blow up the kitchen."

Yang Jian thought of his mother's dark cooking, and his eyes became moist again.

"I dislike my own mother, look for a beating, don't run away, I have to let you understand today what filial piety is."

Hearing Yang Jian's screams in the distance, the Jade Emperor was extremely pleased, and it was more enjoyable than drinking a large bucket of sour plum water in the dog days.

"Nephew! Uncle can't do anything with you, I'll ask your mother to clean you up, hahaha..."

"Your Majesty, wait for the rules to be changed. I'm going to prepare for a blind date meeting. Let's say goodbye!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he went to the Tianping Courtyard. He was going to spread the hero posters and invite some celebrities to the venue.

The Jade Emperor's laughter choked in his throat, numb, always feeling that something was wrong.

Immortal Emperor Bahuang tried his best to make such a big incident, it is definitely not as simple as changing the rules of the world, what exactly does he want to do?

Xie Yun brought three apprentices and Xiao Tiangou to the Taiping Bieyuan. After filtering out the powers above the quasi-sage in his mind, he remembered the third senior brother and sixth senior sister.

The leader of Tongtian sect is righteous and has a cold personality. He has sword-like eyebrows and star-eyed eyes.

Among the women in the prehistoric three realms, she was very popular, and she could be called the master killer.

Needless to say, Empress Nuwa's looks, plus she has been single all year round and has never been married, but every male creature has [-] things in her mind that I can't say about my empress.

As long as you invite them over, the blind date meeting will be considered half successful.

"Master, is the blind date meeting reliable?" Sun Wukong asked doubtfully.

"What do you want to do?" Xie Yun felt that the second apprentice was holding back nothing.

"Hey hey, can I invite Zixia over here?" Sun Wukong blushed, rubbed his hands and said, "Long time no see, I miss her so much!"

"Get out!" Xie Yunyun said angrily.

"Okay, I'll take it as your agreement, and I'll get out!" Sun Wukong was lying on the ground, and with a round posture, he really rolled away, and when he went out, he said: "I haven't been to the Yumajian for a long time, so I will go around Just go back."

Xie Yun took out the Liuhe Monument and threw it out.

After a scream of Monkey King came from outside, Liuhe Monument flew back triumphantly.

"Master, can I call my third sister Cun Xin?" Xiao Bailong also asked.

Xie Yun was puzzled and asked, "Isn't she engaged to Yang Jian?"

"I want her to take advantage of this blind date meeting to have a good chat with Yang Jian." The little boy seriously revealed the love story of the three princesses.

When Yang Jian was still studying art with a teacher, Cun Xin traveled the world, and he fell in love with the body of the God of War at a glance, and tried every means to make good friends, but the two had no results, and finally ran back crying.

Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, watched helplessly that his daughter was suffering from lovesickness, she would not eat or drink, and lost a lot of weight from hunger. Then she went to heaven and got engaged to Fairy Yaoji for the third daughter.

Gossip ignited in Xie Yun's eyes, and he asked, "Is your third sister not good-looking?"

"My third sister looks like a fairy!"

"Your third sister has a bad temper?"

"My third sister has a gentle and generous personality, known to everyone in the world."

"Did your father ask for a high betrothal gift?"

(End of this chapter)