Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 122

God fucking seafood allergies!

Seafood allergy refers to the allergic reactions of the skin caused by eating seafood, which may lead to shock in severe cases.

The definition of seafood is very wide, such as fried sea cucumber with green onion, sashimi, spicy crayfish...

crayfish?
dragon?
Although Cun Xin, the Three Princesses of the West Sea, has turned into a human form, from the perspective of species classification, she still belongs to marine life.

Xie Yun found that he didn't know enough about Yang Jian. The Three Princesses of Xihai treated you wholeheartedly, but you actually treated him like seafood.

shameless!
Xiao Bailong lost his temper on the spot, clamoring to fight Yang Jian to the death, you actually use my sister as a dish?

Xie Yun stopped Xiao Bailong and asked Yang Jian, "How far have Cun Xin and you developed?"

Yang Jian remained silent.

Xie Yun changed his routine and asked: "I heard people say that there are scars on Cunxin's chest, thighs, and stomach?"

"Fart, who is spreading rumors?" Yang Jian said angrily.

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

Everyone present shook their heads, the relationship between these two developed very quickly!

Yang Jian said embarrassingly: "I also like to be intentional, but when I am with her, my body will itch severely, and we are not suitable!"

Xie Yun: emmmmm
The dignified Luo Jinxian, even if he is allergic to seafood and his whole body is itchy, so what, are you ticklish?

"Master Uncle, the itching is terrible, the itching is really terrible, I can't see Cun Xin's side, just itching all over my body once?"

The corner of Xie Yun's mouth twitched, and he took out the anti-allergic pill and threw it to Yang Jian, saying, "Eat it, and you will be fine when you see Cun Xin later. Be nice to the girl."

Yang Jian was dubious and wanted to ask, but Xie Yun kicked him out.

Damn, I finally know where the anti-allergy pills given by the system should be used.

After taking the elixir, Yang Jian ate a seafood feast that day, and after feeling no discomfort, he was overjoyed and scared his mother Fairy Yaoji, thinking that his silly son had a convulsion.

In the evening, Sun Wukong took a large group of celestial horses back from the Yumajian and raised them in Fengling's small world, saying that they were filial piety from the old subordinates of the Yumajian.

He wanted to develop the group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain into monkey cavalry to make up for the physical deficiency of the group of monkeys.

When Xie Yun was about to report the second apprentice for stealing the imperial horse, he was stopped by a single sentence.

"My grandson has raised the horses for Jade Emperor's father for so long, and there is no salary. Is it too much for me to lead two horses?"

Okay, not too much, whoever made the Jade Emperor stingy at that time made it clear that he regarded you as a fool and tricked you into the heaven to be a coolie.

In the early morning of the next day, Yang Jian rushed over excitedly, and wanted to take his master and uncle to the rally, which was at Nantianmen.

Every August [-]th, traders from all over the three worlds will come here to do business with local specialties. It will be very lively at that time, and I heard that there will be Zanjin singing and dancing performances.

Xie Yun summoned his disciples and wanted to go with him, but was ruthlessly rejected.

The original words are as follows: Is there anything good to go, I am tired of shopping, master, you have never been to Tianting, so go by yourself!

On the contrary, after the furious Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices away, he took Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou straight to the Nantian Gate, and before they reached the place, overwhelming shouts came over.

The great power of Tianting used magical powers to build an extremely prosperous eight hundred miles commercial street.

Two people and one dog mingled in the crowd, feeling the mortal atmosphere in the fairy world.

The shops on both sides have their own characteristics. There is a Danding in front of the elixir shop, a top-quality magic weapon in front of the magic weapon shop, and an array yuan in front of the magic weapon shop.

Hey, the store in front is a bit strange. There are two puppets in sexy underwear standing at the door. What do you mean?
Did you come across a high-end place with Zanjin song and dance performances?

Immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, so it is natural to have a high-end place like Lichunyuan. I heard that the old bustards there are vicious, and vicious incidents such as abduction and trafficking happen from time to time.

As the inspector of the Heavenly Dao, I should go in and take care of the injustice and report it.

Xie Yun swaggered in, took Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou, and rushed in directly.

Um, there are no graceful dancers or pleasure-seeking customers, only underwear and bellybands of different styles. This is a lingerie store!

Amidst the sound of catching hooligans, Xie Yun ran away from the door and ran for a full thirty miles before stopping.

Damn it, I went to the fair on the first day, and I don't know the underwear store. Is it your first time, Yang Jian?

After Xie Yun beat Yang Jian violently in the street, he flung his sleeves and was about to return to Taiping Hospital, Yang Jian chased after him all the way.

On the way, I bumped into Xiao Bailong who looked flustered: "Master, it's not good, just now a man in white with a sword broke into the other courtyard and beat the second, third and fourth senior brothers."

"This is the heavenly court, a place bound by the rules and regulations of the heavens. Who the hell is he? He's so brave. Do you take the Immortal Emperor seriously?" Yang Jian sacrificed the three-pointed two-edged sword and volunteered: "Mr. Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely capture someone to apologize for your crime."

Xie Yun watched Yang Jian leave, counted his fingers, felt that something was wrong, and asked, "What does that man look like?"

"The white-clothed swordsman, proficient in kendo, led three female apprentices, and struck fiercely, knocking out all three senior brothers with one move." Xiao Bailong replied dryly.

Xie Yun gasped, it's broken, Yang Jian is going to be cold!
Xiao Yang, it's not that the emperor tricked you, it's that you are destined to die like this.

I hope that the third senior brother can look at the second senior brother's face and be merciful!

Xie Yun took Xiaobailong and Xiaotiangou and hurried back to the Taiping Hospital. When he found Yang Jian, the poor child had been tortured by the Tongtian Sect to the point of autism.

A gorgeous Zhenjun suit was cut into a beggar's costume, and the black jade crown that tied his hair was cut off with a sword. Yang Jian's current hairstyle is Mediterranean, and it can reflect light.

"Junior brother, is this the disciple with the highest level of cultivation under the second brother's sect? I have some skills, but seeing that I still have the spirit of shining a sword." The fairy sword in the hand of the Tongtian leader returned to its sheath, and praised.

Xie Yun looked at Yang Jian squatting in the corner and drawing circles, with the light shining on his head, he wanted to laugh inexplicably, although the laugh was unnatural, but it was really hard to hold back.

"Wang, master, you're bald!" Xiao Tianquan laughed wildly, sticking out his tongue.

Yang Jian got up, kicked his dog flying, squatted back again, and continued to draw circles.

"Third senior brother, they are all younger generations of our own family. Please show some mercy. This child will go on a blind date tomorrow. How do you let him go?"

The master of Tongtian rubbed Yang Jian's head, and wiped it with a hair growth technique, and Yang Jian's black hair grew back.

"Hey, don't cry, I'm just teasing you."

Yang Jian moved his feet, squatted in a different corner, and continued to draw circles.

Xie Yun came over, patted Yang Jian on the shoulder, and persuaded: "Xiao Yang, look at everything more carefully, let's change our thinking, how many people in the prehistoric three worlds can fight two tricks with a saint?"

"It's not ashamed to spread the news today!"

"Uncle Master, I didn't catch a single move!" Yang Jian turned around, hugging Xie Yun's thigh and crying loudly.

Just now when he rushed to the Taiping other courtyard, he shouted a thief, and his bald head was split by a sword light.

After seeing that it was the uncle of the third master, Yang Jian almost peed in fright, really, almost.

(End of this chapter)