Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 127 Recommending Yang Jian
"Senior Brother Third, do you really mind this matter?" Xie Yun suggested: "If you mind, I will make Liuhe Monument into a male body and find someone to perform a minor operation on it."

"In this way it can only become a woman in the future.

Tongtian leader is speechless: emmm
Nu Wa blinked curiously: What minor surgery?

Liuhe Bei's crotch was cold, and he said resentfully: Master, are you a devil?

Can we still be good friends?

The leader is a sage after all, his mind is N levels higher than that of the Liuhe Monument, and he directly vetoed the minor surgery.

Liuhebei breathed a sigh of relief, and was quite touched and said: "Although I don't have feelings for you, you are a good person. I wish you happiness."

The leader's face darkened, and he flung his sleeves away.

"Hey, master, you two are actually asleep?" Liuhebei watched Tongtian leave, then looked back at Nuwa holding Xie Yun's arm, and exclaimed: "Hurry up and report yourself, you scumbag!"

"Are you sorry for the empress in the back?"

Samadhi real fire version overturned India!

boom!
The Liuhe Monument was directly smashed into the air, and a smell of singed pig hair came from it, and the ugly overturned stamp was branded on the back of its buttocks.

"We are legitimately in a free relationship, and you are just a stone monument. Can you stop being so dirty?" Xie Yun said dissatisfied.

"I know this after the fact. There are conflicts in my family. You have no right to intervene!"

"It's unreasonable to be handsome!" Liuhebei muttered and left.

At night, Nuwa didn't leave, and it was already early morning after Xie Yun handed over the rations.

The next day, with dark circles under his eyes, he dragged Master Tongtian and Nu Wa to stand outside the Lingxiao Palace to block the gate, holding a stack of thick betting contracts in his hand.

"Tuota Heavenly King, don't leave, the blind date meeting was a complete success, shouldn't your home's Mingyuebi be given to me?"

With a heartbroken face, Li Jing took out a top-quality jade pendant from his bosom. This is a secret treasure of Buddhism, which can be worn on the body and has the effect of dispelling inner demons.

"Antarctic Immortal, the Emperor's house is short of a feather duster for sweeping dust, I can see the dust on your hands!"

"Barefoot Immortal, have you brought the Nine Heavens Meteor Essence, three yuan!"

……

Soon, Xie Yun robbed a large number of treasures, and the leader of Tongtian was dumbfounded: "Little brother, are you robbing?"

"It's all won from a bet, and the origin is legitimate!" Xie Yun explained his bet with all the immortals in the heaven.

The leader is envious, jealous, and hateful. He only found out today that there is still such a way to cut wool in the prehistoric three realms.

When I lack a baby someday, can I do the same thing?
"Third Brother, Sixth Sister, good morning!" Taishang Laojun wandered over, handed the betting contract in his hand to Xie Yun and said, "Little Junior Brother, do you still remember?"

How can you not remember?

Taishang Laojun is the only one who pressured himself to win, now he wants to share [-]% of the bonus, sad!
With great pain, Xie Yun separated a small half of the magic weapon, put it into a Qiankun bag, and handed it to the elder brother.

The four of them came to the Lingxiao Palace together, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly asked someone to sit down and watch tea. The saint couldn't afford to mess with it. This morning meeting is so difficult!

After finishing the daily government affairs, Yuelao ran out excitedly, holding the roster in his hand to announce the good news: "Your Majesty, the blind date meeting held by Immortal Emperor Bahuang yesterday was a complete success, great joy!"

Jade Emperor: Hi!

I lost the bet, and I want to change the rules I wrote. Isn't this rubbing my face on the ground?

"Your Majesty, five thousand couples got married yesterday, and the revival of the fairy world is expected!"

"Old Yue, is it serious?" Among the immortals, someone raised a barrage.

"You know what a fart!" Yuelao squirted back angrily: "The blind date meeting is such an efficient way to tie the red line, if it can be maintained forever, the Immortal Emperor will be of great merit."

"Your Majesty, you lost, and you lost completely!"

"Old Yue, do you dare to ridicule Your Majesty?"

"The old man is telling the truth."

"Hmph, I think you have bad intentions."

In public, Yuelao spat at each other with the one among the immortals who had been speaking for the Jade Emperor.

Big grappling technique!

Xie Yun opened his eyes and found that the bully was actually Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, so he picked it up casually.

"Are you dissatisfied with the Emperor?"

"Uncle, don't talk nonsense, I'm just speaking honestly." Zhao Gongming replied looking at his toes.

"Are you single?"

"Master, how do you know?" Zhao Gongming asked in surprise.

"Because you are still young, you don't know what it's like to worry about your child's marriage." Xie Yun pointed to Li Jing, and said, "Look at Li Tianwang, the Jade Emperor's loyal party member, he stood by without hesitation on the matter of the blind date meeting." By the Emperor's side."

"Jade Emperor, what do you think?"

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. Among the rules of heaven, the rule that immortals can't fall in love is void."

"No, it's the principle of freedom of love. As long as people are willing to talk to each other, the Heavenly Court has nothing to do with it. Not only immortals, but also immortals and ghosts, fairy ghosts, human ghosts, human ghosts, and ghost ghosts." Xie Yun emphasized.

"Emperor Immortal, don't go too far!" Jade Emperor felt that he could not accept the principle of freedom in love.

Is the love between people and ghosts gone?Shemale war?A family of ghosts and demons?

"Can you be a little bit of a gambler? I would like to admit defeat, ruin your rule of law, and re-enact the marriage law."

"Okay, I promise you!" The Jade Emperor's face was abnormal, but he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only say bluntly: "Let's retreat!"

"Jade Emperor, wait a moment, this Emperor wants to nominate a talented person for the Heavenly Court!" Xie Yun stood up and said.

"Who?"

"You don't avoid relatives, I recommend your nephew—Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Yang Jian!" Xie Yun said righteously: "Yang Jian is a great talent, curled up in the small Guanjiangkou, too inferior!"

Inside Lingxiao Palace, there was an uproar.

In the eyes of all the immortals, Yang Jian took the route of a fierce general. When did he become a minister capable of governing the world?

What an international joke!

"Emperor Immortal, in your opinion, what is my nephew suitable for after he comes to Heaven?" Jade Emperor kept his expression on his face.

"financial!"

"He is not worthy of Yang Jian!" Zhao Gongming became angry on the spot, because he was the real God of Wealth.

Although he was forced to be on the list during the Battle of the Conferred Gods, as an Immortal Official in the Heavenly Court, he would get a lot of merit every year, which is actually not bad, and he has now accepted the job.

It's fine if Yang Jian robs the military officer, but for finances, Zhenjun Erlang may not be able to tell whether the Lingshi is real or not.

"He is better than you. The economic growth of Guanjiangkou Small World has been maintained at a high rate of more than 10% every year. What about the Immortal World? What about Heaven?" Xie Yun asked Zhao Gongming.

Journey to the west has already traveled thousands of miles, and he is more and more aware that this catastrophe looks like the Buddhist family and the heavenly court are going to carve up Xiniu Hezhou.

But in fact, there is a problem with the development of the fairy world. To be precise, the economic development of the fairy world has been stagnant, and the internal contradictions can only be diverted through external aggression.

Even if the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West can give the Immortal Realm a sip of blood, if the Heavenly Court does not change, the new Great Tribulation will still come back soon, and it will be very deadly, and it is likely to destroy the Three Realms of the Great Desolation.

This is the reason why there will be no more catastrophes after the Journey to the West catastrophe, because the next catastrophe will be the catastrophe of destroying the world, destroying the world and destroying the world, and there will be no more news from the fairy world.

(End of this chapter)