Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 135 Looting Pingdingshan

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were dumbfounded on the spot, and asked weakly: "Didn't you promise that as long as you win all three games, you will let us go?"

"The emperor promised to spare your lives, but I didn't promise not to rob you. If you are sensible, hand over the magic weapon." Xie Yun said seriously.

Fuck, shameless!

The quasi-sage's mighty deeds are as expected, and there is no trace to be found.

"Uncle Master, if you want to rob you, just tell me, why do you need to go around these detours." Jin Jiao respectfully placed the purple gold gourd, the mutton fat jade bottle and the plantain fan in front of Xie Yun.

After Xie Yun put away the three magic weapons, he said in a friendly tone, "Children, please don't take these dangerous items, they can easily hurt people."

Jinjiao wants to cry, in the whole world, dare to say that Daluo Jinxian belongs to a child, and you are the only one!

"Where's the golden rope?"

"The golden rope is not in our hands, Master Uncle, to tell you the truth, the two of us came down to earth this time to find the golden rope." Jin Jiao smiled awkwardly and explained the whole story.

In fact, it is fake that they went down to earth to eat and learn scriptures, but it is true that they came to help Taishang Laojun find his belt.

The golden rope is Laojun's waistband. During the Lich period, it was taken away by a nine-tailed fox named Hong Sanniang, and its whereabouts have been unknown since then.

Three years ago, a nine-tailed fox held a golden rope and occupied the Yalong Cave of Yalong Mountain. He told the Taishang Laojun to come down to see him, otherwise he would spread the secrets of the year to the three worlds.

At this time, the Great Calamity of Journey to the West, it is not the old gentleman's descending to the world, and it is not the same if he does not descend to the world. After thinking about it, he can only turn the two boys from the Tushita Palace into golden horns and silver horns.

"Master Uncle, this is the handwriting that the master gave us both before leaving, and asked me to pass it to you." Jin Jiao took out a jade slip from his bosom.

There are 72 heaven and earth restrictions on the jade slip, which can only be broken by using the correct formula and secret method, otherwise the content of the jade slip will be automatically destroyed.

"What is it, so mysterious?" Xie Yun secretly speculated in his mind while lifting the restraint.

Could it be that the elder brother secretly took care of the mistress?
It is very likely that the second mistress is now holding the trouser waist to blackmail the elder brother, which is the disaster that caused her death.

Hey, it is really non-toxic and not a husband, the most poisonous thing is the heart of a "husband"!

Click.

The restriction on the jade slip was lifted, Xie Yun pasted the jade slip on the purple mansion on his forehead, and checked the contents with his spiritual sense.

Dear Parents:

Junior brother, don't think so dirty, senior brother, I am a gentleman anyway, how could I pull up my pants and refuse to admit it.

This matter is very complicated, Hong Sanniang and I are old acquaintances, our grievances and grievances will not be clear for a while, she is using the golden rope to see me this time, she must have something to ask for.

I now entrust you with full authority to handle this matter. You try your best to meet all Hong Sanniang's requirements. After the study is over, the senior brother will double the compensation to you.

Taishang Laojun stay

"Eldest brother, I believe you are a ghost, the relationship between you two is not normal." Xie Yun muttered after reading the message.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao coughed dryly again and again.

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting also pretended to look around and pretended not to hear.

It is better to listen less to the saint's private affairs.

boom!
The jade slip exploded and turned into fly ash.

Xie Yun was taken aback, and scolded: "Meow, this thing actually has the function of burning after reading."

This matter can be big or small, and there is only one solution, to help the big brother wipe his ass.

Who let the Taishang Laojun completely monopolize the high-level pills of the third rank and above in the Three Realms, the industry giants can't afford it!

In the prehistoric Three Realms, it doesn't matter if you offend Jiejiao, Interpretation or Buddhism, as long as you are strong enough, you can still live freely.

But if you offend the Bajing Palace, the best ending is to go away into chaos.

If an alchemist says a word, there will be countless powerful people who will work for him, so the alchemist is really awesome, and the top alchemist can do whatever he wants.

boom!
Xie Yun patted the table and asked, "Are you two convicted?"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao trembled in fright and shook their heads repeatedly.

"Illegally gathering monsters to make alchemy, driving up the price of alchemy, monopolizing the industry, have you reported it to the heaven?"

Golden and silver horns: ? ? ? ?
The two of us went down to earth in name and reported to the Heavenly Court. Isn’t that a self-inflicted trap?
Just like two wanted criminals, in order to do business, they went to the Yamen to apply for a business qualification certificate, and they couldn't do it for two hundred and fifty!

"Heavenly Court has recently implemented a new policy, and is recruiting monsters, large and small, from Hezhou, Xi'an. Do you two understand what this Emperor means?"

Xie Yun took out the seal of his Emperor Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor and put it on the table, and said in an official tone: "This Emperor can represent the Heavenly Court. As long as you realize your mistakes and are willing to surrender, you will be treated leniently."

Jinjiao and Yinjiao suddenly realized that they accepted their heads and bowed: "My two brothers are willing to lead all the monsters in Pingdingshan to submit to my uncle and do my best."

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk realized at this time that their master had taken a fancy to the alchemist of the Yaozu from Pingdingshan.

Also, alchemists are high-level talents, no matter what race they are, all major forces will try to win them over immediately.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao used the appeal of the seventh-rank alchemists to gather together the monster alchemists from thousands of miles away. No matter what the purpose was, they taught a lot.

This group of Yaozu elite alchemists is indeed a big piece of fat, and if they can be recruited under their command, there must be a lot of benefits.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao quickly gathered all the monsters in Pingdingshan together, and announced: "Little ones, this is the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, this king's master-uncle, from today onwards, we will follow his old man. "

"Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor? The Immortal Emperor who is unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness?"

"Damn it, 666!"

"Your Majesty, it's okay to hang out with the Immortal Emperor. Is there room and board included?"

……

The alchemists in Pingdingshan talked a lot, most of them looked at Xie Yun with admiration, and the remaining half were entangled in their welfare benefits, but no one raised any objections.

The title of Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation, after Xie Yun led the Lich Alliance to confront the Heavenly Court, resounded throughout the Three Realms and became a resounding golden signboard.

Seeing that the time was right, Xie Yun took out a basket of flat peaches, stood up and said with a smile: "I think everyone has heard of the name of this emperor, but all fellow Taoists who volunteer to come to my Shuangchaling will receive excellent treatment, constant benefits, and the key points are every People reward a flat peach."

The elite alchemists of Pingdingshan looked dull, only the basket of flat peaches remained in their eyes.

There are only two words left in my heart, Shenhao!

In the prehistoric Three Realms, when that faction recruits people, it will hit people with the innate spiritual fruit—Peach?

"Immortal Emperor, don't focus on Pantao, but focus on your old man's reputation. I will follow you from now on!"

"I've heard the name of the Immortal Emperor for a long time, and I've been fascinated by it. I saw you today, and my reputation is well-deserved. Immortal Emperor, I will die with you in the future. I beg you to take me in and take care of you."

"Immortal Emperor, you can sign the deed of sale, but can you let me have a taste of the flat peach?"

……

The alchemist who was known for his arrogance fell to his knees at this time, and used various methods to show his loyalty and asked for flat peaches.

What Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao see is that they hate iron but not steel, so you sold yourself cheap because of a flat peach?
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