Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 14 Taibai Jinxing 【Recommendation】

The tiger demon is very sensible, and if the Jinghe Dragon King of the same level as himself was thrown by the Taoist priest like a rag, he would definitely be pinned to the ground by the Taoist priest and beaten.

He was teasing me just now, so I need to be more sensible, what I have to do now is to admit that I am cowardly.

Even if you are beaten into a pig's head, you will never resist, your life is the most important thing.

But Daoist, what kind of habit do you have, you hang me and throw me into the sulfuric acid water, a tiger can be killed, but not humiliated, I am the king of beasts anyway.

It's fine if the hair on the tail is burned by sulfuric acid, but the hair on the buttocks is burned by sulfuric acid. How can I take care of my younger brother with my bare butt in the future?
Resistance, where there is oppression, there is resistance, today must let this stupid human know that monsters will never be slaves!
The tiger demon raised his head and saw Xie Yun holding a measuring ruler in his hand, twitching his buttocks with great interest, and his eyes were still shining with evil eyes...

Gudong!

The tiger demon swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lifted his buttocks, and completely choked the thought of resistance to death in the water in his mind.

The Heavenly Measuring Ruler, the acquired high-grade magic weapon, is possessed by all the great powers of good fortune.

I must have lost my mind to resist this kind of power.

"System, I report this tiger demon for killing innocent people indiscriminately."

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and reward the host with a basket of unicorn fruit."

Xie Yun was startled, this tiger demon didn't kill innocent people indiscriminately.

"Master Dao, I never kill innocent people indiscriminately. All the people caught by me are locked up in the tiger's den, and they are served with delicious food and drinks. If you want to kill me, I have nothing to say, but if you want to use this excuse to kill me, I will not accept it! "The tiger demon said angrily.

slap!

Xie Yun slapped the tiger demon on the head, a low-ranking tiger, where is the reason for being so cruel?

"System, I will report this tiger monster for blocking the road."

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and reward the host with a basket of spicy chicken feet."

Xie Yun was depressed, the evidence was conclusive, and the report failed. Is this tiger demon an illegitimate child of the system?
"Master Dao, please listen to my explanation. This is a misunderstanding. My ancestors lived in Shuangchaling, and I still have the land deed issued by the ancient Tianting in my hand. The road to Shuangchaling was opened by my ancestors, and the trees are all from my ancestors." Damn it, it’s not too much for me to charge some tolls, right?” said the tiger demon extremely aggrieved.

It is really the land deed of the ancient heavenly court, and the current heavenly court also recognizes it, which has legal effect.

"Master Dao, are you an official of the Heavenly Court? I want to report it. It's fine if those businessmen don't pay the tolls. They even attacked me brazenly, wounded my little demon, and asked the gangsters to attack me. I defended myself and shut them all down." Get up, is it not too much to ask for medical expenses?" The tiger demon said angrily, spitting everywhere.

slap!

Xie Yun slapped the tiger demon on the head, you can talk about it, what are you excited about, spouting saliva, it's disgusting.

These days, such a simple and honest monster is really rare.

slap!

Xie Yun slapped the tiger demon again, this idiot was playing tricks on him.

He was almost stunned by a tiger, what a shame!
Threatening to eat Buddhist scriptures, especially if he is the inspector of heaven, it is not an exaggeration to send him directly to the eighteenth level of hell.

Are you innocent?

"System, I will report this tiger monster for disrupting traffic and blocking the road with stones."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with supernatural powers—Great Capture Technique."

Great Capture Technique: When used, regardless of cultivation, forcefully capture any target within a hundred miles of Fangyuan.

"Master Dao, do you want to go there? Let me tell you earlier, my toll is only for business people. For a highly respected senior like you, our family has always advocated free passage." The tiger demon said tremblingly.

"Wuliang Tianzun, that's the best. I'm hungry, so I try not to kill any living beings and make tooth sacrifices. You should hurry up and open the way." Xie Yun put down the tiger demon, clasped his hands together and said.

The tiger demon had just been put down, and his hands and feet were still not in control. Hearing this, he almost fell to the ground.

Don't kill if you don't kill, Daoist, what do you mean by trying not to kill?
"My lord, do we still eat the Tang monk's meat?"

"My lord, I have cut the firewood."

"My lord, I have prepared the onion, ginger, garlic and seasonings, and the water in the pot is boiling. When shall we start cooking?" Three little monsters in charge of logistics came running over and asked, wearing aprons.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
After three clear and loud slaps, the three little monsters covered their faces and looked at the tiger monster with complicated expressions.

Your Majesty, you have changed!

"I turned into a ghost, everyone listened carefully, hurry to move the stones, and open a way for the Taoist to come out." The tiger demon took a look at Xie Yun carefully, and said quickly.

What evil did I do, with such a group of younger brothers at the booth, if they continued talking, the Taoist would be greedy, and I would probably turn into a pot of stewed tiger meat for tooth-beating sacrifices.

"One, two, three, hey!"

"One, two, three, hey!"

The boulders that were pushed down to block the road were hundreds of thousands of kilograms of boulders, not to mention heavenly immortals, even golden immortals could hardly move them.

Xie Yun went to the Shuangchaling mountain pass, moved a deck chair to lie down, and motioned his apprentice to squeeze his shoulders.

"Master, let's subjugate demons and eliminate demons. Let's just kill these monsters and save them from harming the people of Tang Dynasty." Li Mingda suggested.

"As a teacher, I also want to, but some people don't like it. Let's wait and see." Xie Yun gnawed on the unicorn fruit and said, looking at the monster who was still fighting with the stone.

Now the monsters reported almost the same, it was time to wait for the black hand behind the scenes to show up and report a wave.

In the eastern sky, a white cloud drifted slowly over. On it stood a handsome old man with a childlike face and white hair, holding floating dust in his hand.

"Master, don't panic, Taibai Jinxing is here to save you..."

The old man is the top diplomat of Tianting, the Jade Emperor's absolute confidant Taibai Jinxing, ran all the way, shouted all the way, now he may be a little confused when he reaches his destination.

"Thirsty, come, eat a unicorn fruit, and explain." Xie Yun said coldly.

"Thank you, Master Uncle." Taibai Jinxing took the kirin fruit stiffly, but he hadn't reacted yet.

What is going on?
Now according to the script, shouldn't the uncle be trapped in Shuangcha Ridge and cannot move forward?
No, Master Uncle seems to have neither his strength nor his memory sealed.

Taibai Jinxing, as a high-ranking official in the heavenly court, guessed the most likely result in an instant.

Wangtian, Jade Emperor, are you cheating on me?
There are nine, nine, and 81 difficulties on the Journey to the West, and each difficulty involves a huge sum of merit, so much that it can even allow the golden immortal to break through the shackles and achieve the status of Daluo.

The 81 difficulties were secretly divided up by the major forces, and the difficulty of Shuangcha Ridge was divided among the heavens.

Jade Emperor Nian had been stuck in Jinxian for many years in Taibai Jinxing, so he arranged this breakthrough opportunity for him.

"Cough, uncle, I said that I was just passing by, and I saw the evil spirit here, and wanted to come over to help the leader, do you believe me?" Taibai Jinxing's forehead was emitting green smoke.

"Hehe, what do you think?" Xie Yun sneered, and used the big capture technique to trap Taibai Jinxing and said, "System, I will report Taibai Jinxing's fornication with the monster clan, and leaked the plan to learn from the scriptures."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a low-grade innate magic weapon, the Demon Mirror."

(End of this chapter)