Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 148 The Crystal Palace in the Shithole

The officials of the Wuji Kingdom, without a leader, quickly reached a conclusion, and quickly sent people to welcome the hunting prince back to the capital, temporarily acting as the throne.

Knowing that it was Xie Yun who forcibly took the king away, the prince looked up to the sky and sighed: "You are sincere, don't bully me!"

He immediately launched a coup, began to promote his cronies, and completely controlled the capital.

Xie Yun took the lion cat monster back to Xiangguo Temple, and heard the merciless reprimand from the Liuhe Monument from a distance.

"Monkey, what did you learn in the three-star cave on the oblique moon? The words are written like dogs crawling, so I tore it up and rewritten it!"

slap!

Sun Wukong let out a scream.

"Little pig, the handwriting is good and deserves praise. You will be rewarded for copying it twenty times."

Zhu Bajie wants to die, he has copied more than 1000 times, and now he has to copy [-] times, yes, the more he writes, the more he writes, all of which are earned by rewards.

"Xiaosha, you... Forget it, copy it five hundred times by yourself, write it carefully."

Drifting burst into tears.

Liuhebei suppressed Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk with an unreasonable attitude.

After Xie Yun captured the lion and cat monster and walked into the meditation room, he couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Sun Wukong was covering his swollen butt with one hand and the brush with the other, his whole body was covered in black ink.

Zhu Bajie's eyes were watery, and he felt wronged to the extreme.

Candide's Drifting face was now blacker than ink.

The three Da Luo Jinxians joined forces, and the quasi-sages had to be courteous. Today, they are trapped in the meditation room and are only humiliated by the hands of the broken monument. What a shame!

"Master, are you still satisfied?" Liuhe Monument asked for credit.

Xie Yun sat down, nodded with great satisfaction, rubbed out a white magic ball of light in his hand, and smashed it on Liuhebei.

"Ah~~~don't stop~~~" the Liuhebei monster shouted.

The lion cat monster felt chills all over, what was that ball of light, why did he want to shoot it?
Black art, it must be black art, this person who learns from the scriptures is not a kind person!
Xie Yun beckoned the three apprentices to him, and asked, "Do you remember all the admonitions?"

"Master, my old grandson has remembered it. If I forget, I will not be able to see Zixia in this life!" Sun Wukong swore a poisonous oath.

"Master, the old pig has remembered, if you forget, you will not be reborn in this life!" Zhu Bajie also swore a poisonous oath.

"Master, I also remember it, if I forget it, I will be bald for the rest of my life!" Sand Monk was not to be outdone.

Xie Yun looked at the three apprentices and nodded in satisfaction. It seemed that they really remembered that they could swear such a poisonous oath.

"This is the mount of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the ruthless man who killed King Wuji. I think he..."

Hurala!
Before Xie Yun could finish his words, the lion cat monster bit the wind bead in its mouth, and inside the meditation room, there was a lot of yellow sand, and the fascinated people couldn't open their eyes.

After the wind stopped, the lion and cat monster disappeared, and there was an extra Xie Yun in the house, who looked exactly the same, and even had the same aura.

"Damn it, you!" Xie Yun stared.

I was actually pretended to be someone today, which is simply ridiculous in the world.

"Apprentices, he is a counterfeit, kill him!" the lion cat shouted, pointing at Xie Yun.

Xie Yun suddenly realized that he wanted to use the hands of Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting to get rid of him, so he had an idea.

If it was the original version of Jin Chanzi, maybe it would be cool, but unfortunately, this monster has exhausted its tricks, and this emperor never plays cards according to common sense.

Xie Yun raised his leg and kicked Monkey King flying away, cursing: "Why are you standing there stupidly, come on, capture alive, you have to live!"

Sun Wukong rubbed his buttocks, took out his golden cudgel, and threatened: "Monster, what are you pretending to be, and you still don't show your original shape?"

The lion cat was not convinced, and asked: "We are the same, why do you think I am a fake?"

Sun Wukong pointed to the shoe print on his buttocks, and said as a matter of course: "You have a problem with your speech. My master usually kicks you first when you have something to do. You speak so politely, of course it is false."

The lion cat was speechless.

Is this still the Monkey King who once made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?
How do you feel being domesticated by the Buddhist scriptures?
I was wronged to lose!
He was also considered a man, so he knelt down and hugged his head, begging for mercy: "Don't slap me in the face, I have been weak since I was a child, and I can't resist beating."

Holding the golden cudgel, Sun Wukong was speechless, everyone said this, and he didn't hit it himself, and it didn't matter if he didn't hit it.

If this stick really kills the green-haired lion, the master will kick him again, it's not worth it!

"This emperor has never enforced the law violently. Dao ancestors will give a fair trial for your matter." Xie Yun took out the fairy rope, tied up the lion and cat monsters, and threw them into Fengling's small world.

He looked at the submissive Monkey King and asked, "How do you treat me as a teacher?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, he couldn't say that, he would die if he said it.

"Now that we have switched identities, you can safely say that you will never settle accounts for your teacher."

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up and he asked, "Really?"

boom!
Xie Yun kicked Monkey King into the air.

Monkey rubbed his butt, and when he came back, he said cautiously: "Master, you said this, so I will say it, listen carefully!"

Xie Yun sat on a chair, sipped his tea, and expressed his allegiance to him.

"Master, you kick our ass all day long, we have dignity too."

"Let us do such trivial things as fighting monsters. You have enjoyed traveling a thousand miles to the west to learn scriptures. We have gained three catties."

"There's nothing to do, so don't punish us physically. We are all Da Luo Jinxians. We are punished all day long. If it spreads, we really can't be human."

……

Monkey King talked for half an hour, Zhu Bajie and Drifting's faces turned pale, Brother Monkey, you...

The master gave you three catties of dye, you really dare to open a dyeing workshop, be careful!
"Cough, senior brother, master is also for our own good. Only when we meet high standards can we become talents, and we stand firmly on the master's side." Zhu Bajie directly drew boundaries with Monkey King, and even flattered him.

Xie Yun waved his hand: "It's nothing, the two of you asked him to say it, and you didn't plan to change it as a teacher. Wukong continued to copy the admonition, you two follow me."

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded, especially when he saw Xie Yun leading Zhu Bajie and Drifting out of the meditation room and went to the garden, he wished he could slap himself twice.

When did the master hear other people's words, my Monkey King is still too naive!

Wangtian, five thousand admonitions, when can I finish copying?
Xie Yun didn't care about the monkey's mood at this time, he took two apprentices around the garden of Xiangguo Temple, and finally found a lush banana tree!
Zhu Bajie stepped forward, pushed down the plantain fan, wiped off the accumulated soil on it, uncovered the stone slab on the octagonal glazed well, and a gust of sinister wind swirled up.

Looking down, the well is very deep, trumpet-shaped, small at the top and large at the bottom, connected with the underground river.

"Master, why seal this fine well?" Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

"Is this an ordinary well?" Xie Yun stared and said, "This is a murder scene!"

"Master, don't tease me. There are no corpses in this garden, and there is no death. Who died here?"

Xie Yun didn't bother to explain, he took a trick to avoid water, jumped into the well, walked forward for a long time, he finally saw a crystal palace.

Drifting was startled.

It doesn't matter if there is a Dragon Clan Crystal Palace within the Four Seas, but now there is a Crystal Palace in a well, how much power does this Dragon Clan hide?
"Master, you are in some ancient latrines. Could there be a Crystal Palace?" Zhu Bajie asked while rubbing his chin.

Xie Yun: emmmmm
(End of this chapter)