Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 155 The Red Boy's Puppy Love

After the world was quiet, Xie Yun took out the communication talisman and started to contact Nuwa.

"Hey, baby, have you arrived at Haoshan yet? Haven't you? That's great. My husband is in front of Haoshan. You come here first, and we go in together."

Xie Yun hung up the communication symbol, heaved a sigh of relief, and began to check the information of Haoshan.

Haoshan Kusongjian Huoyun Cave is located in Hezhou, Xiniu. There are many bull spirits, goat demons, spiritual veins, demon clans, Buddhism, casual cultivators and other forces, such as dog teeth, intertwined here.

The hometown of the Bull Demon King is here, and the Bull Clan can stand shoulder to shoulder with Buddhism here, and can be called a first-class power.

The hidden place of Bodhi Patriarch, Lingtai Fangcun Mountain is in the small world on the westernmost side of Xiniu Hezhou.

War and peace are like contradictions here, coexisting and coexisting.

Always, this is the battleground of the major forces, similar to a certain eastern region where wars are endless.

"Husband, how do I dress up today?" After a cup of tea, a crack in space appeared behind Xie Yun, and Nu Wa appeared in full costume.

"It's beautiful, it's really beautiful." Xie Yun took Nuwa's hand and stepped onto the mountain boundary.

"You are perfunctory!"

"No."

"Then you say I'm different there today?"

Xie Yun: emmm
When he was struggling, a group of angel-level soldiers rushed out, surrounded the two of them, and shouted: "Stop, rob!"

Holding a Zhangba fire-pointed gun and wearing a red bellyband, the red boy whistled at Nuwa and said, "Little ones, tie up the men and go back to cook and eat, and tie up the women too, and escort them back to Huoyun Cave. I warm the bed, wow ha ha ha..."

Xie Yun's face turned dark from joy.

The big brother spoiled Hong Hai'er, not to mention blocking the way and robbing him, but he actually robbed himself.

"Stinky boy, get the hell out of here!" Xie Yun shouted angrily.

The red boy sat down on the ground in fright, and shouted: "Little ones, I kicked the iron plate, the wind is blowing hard, run!"

After he finished speaking, he brought out Hot Wheels.

Before running very far, Xie Yun opened a crack in the space, teleported to block in front of him, and captured Honghai'er in his hand with a move of capture, sealing his magic power.

The king was arrested, and the surrounding soldiers collapsed to the ground in fright. Those who can use space cracks are at least quasi-saint-level powers.

The one they were going to rob just now was the quasi-sage, that was crazy.

clap clap clap!
Xie Yun slapped the red boy's ass.

"It hurts, uncle, stop hitting me, just kidding, why are you so angry?"

"You are three hundred years old, you don't feel ashamed to wear a bellyband all day long and don't do business, I will beat you to death today!"

"My partner embroidered this apron for me, of course I have to wear it every day to show off." Honghaier said proudly.

"System, I will report the red boy's puppy love!"

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with twenty chaotic energy."

The red boy is wilted, the Taishang Laojun and Princess Iron Fan really don't know about the object of his talk.

Xie Yun held the half-dead Red Boy in his hand, and took Nuwa's hand to Haoshan Mountain.

"Uncle, can you not tell my parents about my puppy love?"

"No!" Xie Yun directly refused.

He has already made a plan, if the elder brother challenges him to a one-on-one, he will tell about the red boy's puppy love, and cause trouble.

"Hmph, uncle, let's die!"

"What do you mean?"

"Every year on my birthday, I can make a wish. This year, my wish is that you guys play a game!" Red Boy said in a vicious tone, covering his little Ding Ding.

Because Nuwa always wanted to take a close-up photo of him.

Xie Yun is speechless, this little thing is quite vicious!

It's a pity that the emperor came to the Haoshan party today with a mortal heart, which means that he wants to think about it, and he will be beaten up, what are you afraid of!
There is a group of palaces built in Haoshan Mountain, which is very luxurious, with awe-inspiring aura and inhumanity inside.

The gates were filled with two acquired magic weapons, and it was the first time Xie Yun saw someone eating with a set of magic weapon tableware.

Think about it too, it's normal to have a big brother pay the bill.

Taishang Laojun is an invisible rich man, relying on his alchemy skills, he can make a lot of money in the Three Realms, and building a luxury house for his son is nothing more than ordinary.

"Hahaha, fellow seniors, do you miss me?" Xie Yun laughed maniacally before entering the door.

Haw!

A fruit core was thrown straight at it.

Taishang Laojun scolded: "Come as soon as you come, howling, let go of my son."

"I've met all the senior brothers, I've met my wife." Xie Yun placed Hong Hai'er and bowed to the two of them.

"Mother, uncle spanked my ass, look, it's all red, and he sealed my mana!" The red boy ran into Princess Iron Fan's arms and complained with his butt pouted.

Snapped!
"That's what you deserve. This time, you will go to the west with your uncle to learn scriptures and learn the rules." Princess Iron Fan slapped Hong Boy on the buttocks with her backhand, poking his head and cursing with a smile.

Hong Haier sticks out his tongue, feeling that the future is gloomy.

He is not afraid of the sky and the earth, even the six saints dare to flirt, but Xie Yun is the only one who is afraid.

Because Xie Yun would really beat him up.

"Greetings to Nuwa Saint." Princess Iron Fan saluted.

"Sister-in-law, let's have a family dinner today. Regardless of your status, you can just call me Nuwa." Nuwa quickly helped Princess Iron Fan up.

She began to look at the palace complex.

"Don't look, I don't have female fairies here. The Immortal Emperor is safe. Let's chat for a while, let's let their brothers and sisters get together." Princess Iron Fan pulled Nuwa, and the two went to prepare fruit with bamboo baskets. .

Taishang Laojun nestled in a chair, holding an ancient book in his hand, shaking his head while reading.

Yuan Tianzun and Master Tongtian were discussing spells not far away, and the surrounding area was completely blackened by the spell blast, and it seemed that they would be bombed for a long time.

Zhunti and Jieying looked sad, sitting under the giant banana tree, drinking tea and discussing the original meaning of Buddhism and Taoism.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Xie Yun moved a chair and sat opposite the Taishang Laojun, holding fruit in his arms, crossing his legs, eating very happily.

"How is Journey to the West?" Laojun put down the ancient books and asked.

"That's right, it's going very smoothly, there's no difficulty." Xie Yun was a little proud, this was the first thing he did after leaving the mountain.

From the current point of view, he has done a very good job. Compared with Tang Seng, he feels much better.

"How did I hear that your Shuangcha Ridge has now become a den of monsters?" Laojun said with a cold light in his eyes, "You have become the emperor of the monster clan. You don't want to revive the monster clan, do you?"

"That's true, big brother, where did you hear the rumors in the market? It's absolutely nonsense. You know who I am." Xie Yun denied the triple attack.

Senior brother, second senior brother, and third senior brother all rely on the luck of the human race to become holy. If I revive the monster race, I will be digging the foundation for their sanctification.

This is more terrifying than a deadly enemy, and must be explained clearly.

"Eldest brother, let's not be so low-sighted, the future prehistoric is a united prehistoric, we all live together peacefully, like a family."

"The human race is the overlord, the monster race, the witch race, Buddhism and the heavens are all powerful. Wouldn't it be beautiful for everyone to join hands to develop the prehistoric world, march into chaos, and colonize other planes?"

These words were like a blow to the head, which made Lao Jun dizzy.

Beyond Chaos?Other planes?It seems wonderful!
　Three more, continue tomorrow
　　
　
(End of this chapter)