Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 168

Liuhebei held the needle with spiritual energy, and said with a malicious smile: "Master, I took off my pants, I will give you an injection, don't worry, it won't hurt!"

Xie Yun's distorted face froze, what joke are you talking about, take off your pants?
I am dignified and quasi-sage, in front of four half-steps of heaven and six saints, am I shameless?

Liuhebei pretended to be a doctor by covering himself with a white cloth. Reiki gently pushed the needle tube to squeeze out the foam and air inside.

"Master, the doctor's parents' heart, I don't care if you are a man, take it off, wow ha ha ha!"

Xie Yun: emmmmm
Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, uncle or aunt can't bear it, break the monument, suffer to death!

The law of heaven and earth!

The throwing technique must be uniform
Come on, pick me up on the left with a set of fire badges
Another kick to your right

Inscribe a husky on your tablet
Make a cross on the left and right

Two slaps are like two big iron mills

Shoot you dead grandson!

In the chaos, there was a continuous roar. Xie Yun's Samadhi True Fire version of traditional martial arts was played, and the Liuhe Monument was beaten until it screamed.

"Old Hongtou, is your apprentice so violent?" Yin Yang patriarch clicked his tongue.

"Is it violent? I think it's okay, very good." Hongjun was very pleased.

He finally accepted a model apprentice who was willing to spend money to replace him with a new magic weapon and build a new house, unlike the six white-eyed wolves standing next to him who only stretched out their hands to ask for good things.

The six sages headed by Taishang Laojun were baffled by the master's complaint, and they all began to recall, and after realizing that they had not offended the old man, they decisively pinned the pot on Xie Yun's head.

Today's incident was all caused by this kid not driving the tractor properly and breaking into the peerless formation where Luo Hu was imprisoned.

"Master, be gentle. Although I have no human rights, I am protected by the Aibei Association. If you treat me like a ball again, just wait for the lawyer's letter to warn you!" Liuhebei begged for mercy.

Xie Yun shook his reddened hand, and couldn't help but lament the metamorphosis of chaos.

From a scientific point of view, the effect of force is mutual, forget it, stop fighting, if you let him go, you will also let yourself go.

After Xie Yun gave himself a painkiller injection, he found that the injection worked well, but the sequelae were not small.

He felt that his body was gradually numb, without a trace of consciousness, and he couldn't even feel the aura and magic energy in his body fighting each other.

"Pobei, what's going on?"

"Master, don't ask for so many gifts, as long as it doesn't hurt, anyway, crossing the catastrophe is just a formality." Liuhebei climbed up the iron tower and installed a big speaker.

"You can move me a recliner anyway!" Xie Yun said his last request before his mouth was numb and unable to speak.

"Understood, it's really troublesome!" Liuhe Bei jumped down from the iron tower, carried Xie Yun on his shoulders, threw him on the recliner, and thoughtfully put on black sunglasses for him.

"Old Hongtou, is your apprentice alright?" Yin Yang Patriarch asked worriedly.

"it's okay no problem."

"Why do I look at him to cross the catastrophe?" Patriarch Qiankun worriedly looked at the thousands of miles of thunderstorms gathered in the sky of Chaos.

"Didn't your apprentice just cross the tribulation and become a quasi-sage? Now he is going to cross the tribulation again?" God Demon Yang Liu was stunned.

"Young man, the cultivation speed is fast, and it's normal to cross the tribulation. Don't ask you three old guys." Hongjun was very confident.

The source of his confidence is not Xie Yun, but the reporting system and Xianjufang.

The six sages who were standing next to them eating melons felt a sense of crisis in their hearts. With the speed of the younger brother, within a hundred years, he will become a saint!

No, I have to hurry up and practice, I can't let my junior brother slap himself to death on the beach.

Liuhebei commanded the self-discipline robot, pushed over a dozen planets, and inserted the iron chain under the iron tower.

The loudspeaker on the iron tower suddenly sounded.

"Hey, Tianjie, my wife asked me to greet your parents, are they okay?"

"Hey, you say you, it's hard enough for people to cultivate, but you still want to hack people, it's shameless."

"Why, if you're not happy, come hack me if you're not happy!"

Everyone present had black lines on their faces. With such a cheap voice, I really want to give him a stick. Du Jie is serious, can you be more serious?
Ah, hell!
Old friends, we meet again.

Are you trying to kill me?

Put on your high-level eyes, aim at it, and chop here!
boom……

Before the catastrophe took shape, a giant lightning tens of meters thick couldn't wait to strike down.

Straight, without any bend, it hit the iron tower, and then was led into the planet, without any further details.

Hey, hell!
After so many years, you still haven't made any progress, and you are still so weak. Has your wife ever complained about you?

In the loudspeaker, the cheap male voice began to taunt again.

The unbearable Tianjie defended himself with practical actions, and the endless thunder and lightning submerged the iron tower.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Xie Yun was dumbfounded.

"Master, let's use this taunt!"

"No, I just want to ask, who is the voice in the loudspeaker, and what is his origin?" Xie Yun asked through sound transmission with his spiritual sense.

"The famous slut in Chaos is very strong, rich, and greedy for money. As long as you have money, he will do everything for you. You two really think about it and have a lot in common. You will probably become good friends in the future." Liuhe Bei explained.

The voice in the speaker is that of cheap Nanchun, who lives up to his name, the pure male lead whore, the overlord in the chaos, and the ruthless man in the immortal period.

The corners of Xie Yun's eyes twitched. This iron tower is a large lightning rod, and the big horn is a physical pull to attract monsters.

Unexpectedly, Tianjie was really fooled, and the first wave slashed neatly on the iron tower, and none of them leaked.

After a cup of tea time, the second wave of catastrophe began.

Coughed twice in the loudspeaker, and said: "Ah! Heavenly Tribulation..."

"Fuck, let me finish talking, why did you just start chopping?"

boom!
The Heavenly Tribulation on Chaos rolled down without stopping, from the beginning to the end, and dissipated on its own when it was done. The speed was very fast, no more than 15 seconds.

The self-discipline robot stepped forward and retrieved the iron chain inserted into the star.

Jian Nanchun was still thinking brokenly: "This catastrophe, I really don't care, I'm leaving, see you next time."

boom!
The Heavenly Tribulation, which was almost gone, finally charged up and smashed on the iron tower, smashing the self-discipline robot that was finishing the finishing work into scrap iron.

Xie Yun broke out in a cold sweat. It seems that Tianjie and Jian Nanchun are old friends, and they have learned to fight wits and courage. Fortunately, they didn't hit him just now.

The Heavenly Tribulation of beheading the corpse was successful.

The demonic energy and immortal energy in Xie Yun's body were separated and leaked out at the same time. The demonic energy gathered outside the body and formed into a black version of Xie Yun, and the same was true for the immortal energy, turning into a white version of Xie Yun.

It's no wonder that Luo Hu's blackness was not born with nature, and the long-term soaking and staining of the magic energy made him black.

"Friend Daoist, give me some clothes." Both the black version of Xie Yun and the white version of Xie Yun were running naked, very shy.

Xie Yun: emmm
The anesthesia effect of the painkiller injection has not worn off, and he is still unable to speak.

After beheading the corpse, do you have no clothes?
"Fellow Daoist, if you don't say anything, we'll take it ourselves." The black version of Xie Yun and the white version of Xie Yun looked at each other, and they ransacked the Qiankun bag of the main body with their hands.

They not only took a set of clothes, but also divided up the magic weapon.

The black version of Xie Yun took the twelfth-grade black lotus as his own, while the white version Xie Yun took away with the spherical measuring ruler.

　Comrades, remember Jian Nanchun, this guy will be an important figure later in this book.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)