Report at the beginning of Journey to the West
Chapter 186 24K Titanium Alloy Dog Eyes
Chapter 186 24K Titanium Alloy Dog Eyes
After Lei Gong wiped off the vegetable leaves on his face, his heart followed the vegetable leaves and fell to the ground.
He never expected that what he met was the most unlikable person in the Three Realms!
After all, he is an old fritter who has been in heaven for tens of thousands of years, and there are still remedial measures on the spot.
Puff.
Lei Gong knelt down directly, and said in grief: "Once upon a time, there was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world."
"If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say five words to you, Immortal Emperor: 'Emperor Immortal, I was wrong!'"
"If it's not sincere enough, I'll choose to make up for my blindness by throwing myself into the ground."
Xie Yun looked at Lei Gong, who was correct in admitting his mistakes, and couldn't help sighing: "You dog Ri's eloquence is good, but can you stop being so disgusting?"
"Immortal Emperor, our admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding, out of control, otherwise, it can't reflect the fear in the little god's heart."
As soon as these words came out, Dian Mu and Feng Bo Yu Shi looked sideways at the same time, and the 28 stars were collectively shocked.
They have known Lei Gong for more than ten thousand years, and they know that this guy can be regarded as a famous stubborn species in the heavenly court, but they didn't expect that in front of the immortal emperor, he would directly transform into a licking dog.
Hey, I'm still too young to deeply understand the simple and unpretentious truth that people's hearts are separated from their belly.
"The Immortal Emperor arrested us, do you have any orders?" Mother Dian bowed down.
"I would like to go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of fire for the immortal emperor, so as to do the work of dogs and horses!" Feng Bo knelt on one knee.
"Me too!" Yu Shi stared, not knowing what to say, and finally chose to follow suit.
People are so sincere in admitting their mistakes, Xie Yun is too embarrassed to care about it, after all, the Immortal Emperor still needs to have a belly.
"I asked you to come down to pray for rain for the people of Chechi Kingdom."
"The Immortal Emperor is in a high position and never forgets all beings in the three realms. He is really a role model for us." Tears welled up in the corners of Lei Gong's eyes, as if he was really moved.
Xie Yun waved his hand, and half-ordered: "Hurry up, remember, it can't rain too much or too little, and the people of Chechi Kingdom must be satisfied."
Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo Yu Shi sacrificed his magic weapon for eating, and flew into the sky together. After a while, the slow east wind blew over.
Dark clouds covered, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, light rain began to fall, and the people cheered.
The fat king brought all the civil and military officials down to the Wufeng Tower, braved the rain to come to the altar, and congratulated: "Thank you, Daoist."
Xie Yun stepped down from the sky, and said in a very noble manner: "Pray for rain for the people, no need to thank you."
"The Taoist priest is really a master!" The fat king praised, and all the civil and military officials also praised him in a hurry.
What is the name of the people, the kindness passed down from generation to generation, the respect of all living beings, the construction of ancestral halls, daily worship, etc., these official mouths will spit out without a shiver.
If it was someone else, he might still be embarrassed, but Xie Yun would be different if he declined a little.
"If you say that, the emperor is not impolite. How many ancestral halls does Che Chiguo plan to build for the emperor?"
Fat King: emmmmm
Civil and military officials: emmmmm
The atmosphere suddenly became stiff, and when the three old Taoist priests were about to come out to round up the field, a roar appeared from the sky.
"Mother Lei and Dianmu, Feng Bo Yu Shi, you dare to violate the iron law of heaven and make rain privately, what should you do?"
Lei Gong's voice trembled, and he explained in fear: "Zhenjun, he is an immortal..."
"I don't care who it is, under heaven, everyone is equal, where is the person who kidnapped you?"
"under!"
The thick dark clouds rolled to both sides, and a slit opened, the dazzling sunlight shot down, and a burly figure appeared in the slit.
Against the light, he couldn't see his face clearly, but he was full of heroism, holding a three-pointed double-edged knife in his hand, and squatting under his feet was a dark figure who didn't know what to do.
"Who has kidnapped Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo and Yu Shi, and destroyed the heavenly court, stand up and be bound by this true king!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the clouds closed together, and then the rain started to rain, drenching the guy all over.
"Master, it seems to be Yang Jian?" Sun Wukong said uncertainly.
boom!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey into the air and scolded, "Are you using your fiery eyes to vent your anger?"
"It's Yang Jian, why did he stand up as a teacher just now?"
Zhu Bajie said affirmatively: "Master, the three eyes are wandering, he told you to go out and be bound, do you want me to kill him?"
Not bragging, according to Zhu Bajie's current combat effectiveness, Yang Jian really might not be able to defeat this pig.
In mid-air, Yang Jian rubbed his eyes, and asked Xiao Tiangou in a low voice: "Gouzi, is the person standing below Master Uncle?"
Xiaotiangou moved to the side for more than ten meters calmly, and after taking the initiative to draw a clear line with Yang Jian, he said, "Master, you read that right, I assure you with 24K titanium alloy dog eyes."
"The person standing below is your grand uncle, the Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations, the Inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the King of the Eight Desolations, and the Guardian of the Witch Clan..."
Every time Xiaotiangou said a name, Yang Jian's body temperature dropped by one degree, and he panicked!
He had never been so flustered when he split the mountain to save his mother and made an enemy of the entire Heavenly Court.
Damn, Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo Yu Shi, you tricked me, and you didn't let yourself out in advance, saying that it was the Immortal Emperor looking for you.
Wangtian, I'm so flustered, how should I explain to my uncle, wait online, urgent!
Xie Yun didn't make Yang Jian overly entangled, it was a great capture technique!
"Fuck, dog, save me!" Yang Jian exclaimed and was pushed down.
"Wow?" Xiaotiangou pretended to be crazy and stupid, tilting his head sideways and pretending not to understand.
Big grappling technique!
Wang!
It was also taken down by Xie Yun.
Under the altar of praying for rain, Yang Jian stood awkwardly in front of the crowd. Xiao Tiangou, who knew current affairs as a hero, took the initiative to run behind Xie Yun, wagging his tail happily.
"This is?" The fat king pointed at Yang Jian, unable to believe his eyes.
The hands of the three old Taoists were shaking with excitement. They really wanted to go up and touch Erlang God. There is also a statue of Erlang God in Sanqing Temple. After enshrining it for so long, they finally saw a living one.
"This is Qingyuan Miaode Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun from the Heavenly Court." Xie Yun introduced: "Zhenjun, what did you call me just now? It's a bit far away, so I didn't hear clearly."
Cold sweat dripped from Yang Jian's back, and the master uncle didn't even bark at Xiao Yang, so he was really angry, so he took the pills himself!
"Uncle Master, I'm here to investigate someone who kidnapped Lord Lei and Mother of Lightning, Lord Feng and Master Yu. This person ignores the heavens and is arrogant. He has committed a heinous crime..."
Xie Yun looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and shouted: "You four, did the Emperor force you to take you to Chechi Kingdom?"
A gap in the dark cloud was split, the thunder and lightning mother, Feng Bo and Yu Shi revealed half of their body, shaking their heads like rattles.
"True Monarch, what does the word 狗 mean? It is to take others away from a certain place against their own will. This emperor did not force them, so don't spit blood!"
"Master Uncle, this is a complete misunderstanding. Someone in the Heavenly Court wants to frame you. Don't worry, I will give you an explanation." Yang Jian said angrily.
The false report of that dog day?
Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation arrests people, can that be called a prisoner?
That's calling for something, and whoever you find will be smoked from his ancestral grave!
(End of this chapter)
After Lei Gong wiped off the vegetable leaves on his face, his heart followed the vegetable leaves and fell to the ground.
He never expected that what he met was the most unlikable person in the Three Realms!
After all, he is an old fritter who has been in heaven for tens of thousands of years, and there are still remedial measures on the spot.
Puff.
Lei Gong knelt down directly, and said in grief: "Once upon a time, there was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world."
"If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say five words to you, Immortal Emperor: 'Emperor Immortal, I was wrong!'"
"If it's not sincere enough, I'll choose to make up for my blindness by throwing myself into the ground."
Xie Yun looked at Lei Gong, who was correct in admitting his mistakes, and couldn't help sighing: "You dog Ri's eloquence is good, but can you stop being so disgusting?"
"Immortal Emperor, our admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding, out of control, otherwise, it can't reflect the fear in the little god's heart."
As soon as these words came out, Dian Mu and Feng Bo Yu Shi looked sideways at the same time, and the 28 stars were collectively shocked.
They have known Lei Gong for more than ten thousand years, and they know that this guy can be regarded as a famous stubborn species in the heavenly court, but they didn't expect that in front of the immortal emperor, he would directly transform into a licking dog.
Hey, I'm still too young to deeply understand the simple and unpretentious truth that people's hearts are separated from their belly.
"The Immortal Emperor arrested us, do you have any orders?" Mother Dian bowed down.
"I would like to go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of fire for the immortal emperor, so as to do the work of dogs and horses!" Feng Bo knelt on one knee.
"Me too!" Yu Shi stared, not knowing what to say, and finally chose to follow suit.
People are so sincere in admitting their mistakes, Xie Yun is too embarrassed to care about it, after all, the Immortal Emperor still needs to have a belly.
"I asked you to come down to pray for rain for the people of Chechi Kingdom."
"The Immortal Emperor is in a high position and never forgets all beings in the three realms. He is really a role model for us." Tears welled up in the corners of Lei Gong's eyes, as if he was really moved.
Xie Yun waved his hand, and half-ordered: "Hurry up, remember, it can't rain too much or too little, and the people of Chechi Kingdom must be satisfied."
Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo Yu Shi sacrificed his magic weapon for eating, and flew into the sky together. After a while, the slow east wind blew over.
Dark clouds covered, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled, light rain began to fall, and the people cheered.
The fat king brought all the civil and military officials down to the Wufeng Tower, braved the rain to come to the altar, and congratulated: "Thank you, Daoist."
Xie Yun stepped down from the sky, and said in a very noble manner: "Pray for rain for the people, no need to thank you."
"The Taoist priest is really a master!" The fat king praised, and all the civil and military officials also praised him in a hurry.
What is the name of the people, the kindness passed down from generation to generation, the respect of all living beings, the construction of ancestral halls, daily worship, etc., these official mouths will spit out without a shiver.
If it was someone else, he might still be embarrassed, but Xie Yun would be different if he declined a little.
"If you say that, the emperor is not impolite. How many ancestral halls does Che Chiguo plan to build for the emperor?"
Fat King: emmmmm
Civil and military officials: emmmmm
The atmosphere suddenly became stiff, and when the three old Taoist priests were about to come out to round up the field, a roar appeared from the sky.
"Mother Lei and Dianmu, Feng Bo Yu Shi, you dare to violate the iron law of heaven and make rain privately, what should you do?"
Lei Gong's voice trembled, and he explained in fear: "Zhenjun, he is an immortal..."
"I don't care who it is, under heaven, everyone is equal, where is the person who kidnapped you?"
"under!"
The thick dark clouds rolled to both sides, and a slit opened, the dazzling sunlight shot down, and a burly figure appeared in the slit.
Against the light, he couldn't see his face clearly, but he was full of heroism, holding a three-pointed double-edged knife in his hand, and squatting under his feet was a dark figure who didn't know what to do.
"Who has kidnapped Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo and Yu Shi, and destroyed the heavenly court, stand up and be bound by this true king!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the clouds closed together, and then the rain started to rain, drenching the guy all over.
"Master, it seems to be Yang Jian?" Sun Wukong said uncertainly.
boom!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey into the air and scolded, "Are you using your fiery eyes to vent your anger?"
"It's Yang Jian, why did he stand up as a teacher just now?"
Zhu Bajie said affirmatively: "Master, the three eyes are wandering, he told you to go out and be bound, do you want me to kill him?"
Not bragging, according to Zhu Bajie's current combat effectiveness, Yang Jian really might not be able to defeat this pig.
In mid-air, Yang Jian rubbed his eyes, and asked Xiao Tiangou in a low voice: "Gouzi, is the person standing below Master Uncle?"
Xiaotiangou moved to the side for more than ten meters calmly, and after taking the initiative to draw a clear line with Yang Jian, he said, "Master, you read that right, I assure you with 24K titanium alloy dog eyes."
"The person standing below is your grand uncle, the Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations, the Inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the King of the Eight Desolations, and the Guardian of the Witch Clan..."
Every time Xiaotiangou said a name, Yang Jian's body temperature dropped by one degree, and he panicked!
He had never been so flustered when he split the mountain to save his mother and made an enemy of the entire Heavenly Court.
Damn, Lei Gong and Dian Mu, Feng Bo Yu Shi, you tricked me, and you didn't let yourself out in advance, saying that it was the Immortal Emperor looking for you.
Wangtian, I'm so flustered, how should I explain to my uncle, wait online, urgent!
Xie Yun didn't make Yang Jian overly entangled, it was a great capture technique!
"Fuck, dog, save me!" Yang Jian exclaimed and was pushed down.
"Wow?" Xiaotiangou pretended to be crazy and stupid, tilting his head sideways and pretending not to understand.
Big grappling technique!
Wang!
It was also taken down by Xie Yun.
Under the altar of praying for rain, Yang Jian stood awkwardly in front of the crowd. Xiao Tiangou, who knew current affairs as a hero, took the initiative to run behind Xie Yun, wagging his tail happily.
"This is?" The fat king pointed at Yang Jian, unable to believe his eyes.
The hands of the three old Taoists were shaking with excitement. They really wanted to go up and touch Erlang God. There is also a statue of Erlang God in Sanqing Temple. After enshrining it for so long, they finally saw a living one.
"This is Qingyuan Miaode Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun from the Heavenly Court." Xie Yun introduced: "Zhenjun, what did you call me just now? It's a bit far away, so I didn't hear clearly."
Cold sweat dripped from Yang Jian's back, and the master uncle didn't even bark at Xiao Yang, so he was really angry, so he took the pills himself!
"Uncle Master, I'm here to investigate someone who kidnapped Lord Lei and Mother of Lightning, Lord Feng and Master Yu. This person ignores the heavens and is arrogant. He has committed a heinous crime..."
Xie Yun looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and shouted: "You four, did the Emperor force you to take you to Chechi Kingdom?"
A gap in the dark cloud was split, the thunder and lightning mother, Feng Bo and Yu Shi revealed half of their body, shaking their heads like rattles.
"True Monarch, what does the word 狗 mean? It is to take others away from a certain place against their own will. This emperor did not force them, so don't spit blood!"
"Master Uncle, this is a complete misunderstanding. Someone in the Heavenly Court wants to frame you. Don't worry, I will give you an explanation." Yang Jian said angrily.
The false report of that dog day?
Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation arrests people, can that be called a prisoner?
That's calling for something, and whoever you find will be smoked from his ancestral grave!
(End of this chapter)
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