Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 190 Charcoal Grilled Deer Li Daxian
The primordial spirit of Immortal Huli handed Xie Yun a portrait of a frail scholar.

In his previous life, he had been enough of a rough guy, but now he had a choice and wanted to change his life.

"Don't worry, keep it on me." Xie Yun said with a smile.

Immortal Huli's primordial spirit possessed himself on the white jade lotus root, the blue light kept flickering, and Xie Yun kept kneading his hands in the light.

In the end, a mass of blue light erupted from the white jade lotus root and turned into an egg. The day the egg shattered was the time when Immortal Hu Li was reborn.

"This tiger demon is really lucky. Changing his physical body for nothing, he can break through the limitation of qualifications. He can cultivate into a Daluo Jinxian, and he is just around the corner!" Yang Jian sighed.

⊙⊙?
Is it a good thing to break through the physical qualification limit?

Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li looked at the blue light egg, and a bold idea appeared in their hearts.

Satisfied with wine and food, the fat king sent his servant over to urge him: "Master Daoist, have you rested yet, the Second Kingdom Master still wants to compete with you!"

Great Immortal Lu Li trembled in his calves, walked into the formation, faced Xie Yun directly, and asked bravely, "Emperor Immortal, what do we compare?"

"Hi!" Daxian Lu Li had a small appetite, and he was too full just now, so he hiccupped involuntarily.

"Stuffed up?" Xie Yun suggested empathetically, "Then the two of us would cut open our stomachs, just take out our stomachs, and artificially wriggle to promote digestion."

Deer Power Immortal: emmmmm
"Okay, this is good!" The fat king looked at Master Erguo maliciously.

Xiao Mian, how do you survive after being disemboweled?

Seconds, I'm going to have another serious problem!

"My emperor, come first!" Xie Yun untied his belt, took off his Taoist robe, and exposed his belly.

In an instant, the two-legged creatures present looked down at their stomachs at the same time, and they were all autistic, with perfect eight-pack abdominal muscles, perfect pectoral muscles, perfect latissimus dorsi...

No one would have imagined that under the immortal emperor's wide Taoist robe, there is actually an explosive body hidden, which makes people cry when they see it.

Although Xiaotiangou was in the pot, he had been watching the battle through the ventilation hole.

He said to Yang Jian in a very affirmative tone: "Master, I'm not bragging. The Immortal Emperor's body only punches one punch. He is sure..."

"Gouzi, don't float away, you won't be able to hold you back with a fist from Master Uncle."

"Wang, I mean that after the Immortal Emperor punched me, he would definitely feed me a golden pill to save my life, or I'd dare to show him to death on the spot!" Xiao Tianquan raised his head, his tone still very certain.

This coquettish remark, never expected that Yang Jian's waist flashed, not only Yang Jian, except Zhu Bajie's waist is too thick, everyone else's waist flashed.

"Xiong Da, lend me your boning knife!" Xie Yun pulled out the seven-star sword, and suddenly found that the sword was too long, and it was not suitable for such coquettish operations as belly cutting.

"Master, my knife is precious, so be careful with it!" Xiong Da was a little bit reluctant, and he dug out a sharp knife from the whole set of kitchen utensils.

Xie Yun took the knife and scolded: "You bastard, the knife is not a girl, if you use it, you will return it. How did you check it?"

dog day?
Xiao Tianquan's eyes lit up, he looked at Xiong Da quickly, shook his head regretfully, and muttered: "Too strong, I can't do it, I have more energy than energy!"
Xie Yun held the knife in his hand, turned it around, and stabbed hard, but it didn't go in, leaving only a white spot on his belly.

Finally, with all his strength, he cut open his belly, and the belly was opened, revealing the beating viscera inside.

Under the exclamation of the fat king, Xie Yun pushed the food in from the stomach along the small intestine, and then closed the scratch with satisfaction, and the wound healed instantly.

Well, although I usually like to stay up late, the internal organs are still in perfect working condition, especially the kidneys, which are fierce.

"Fellow Daoist Luli, it's your turn!" Xie Yun threw the bull-eared sharp knife to Immortal Luli.

Immortal Lu Li now has two points of confidence, and disembowelling is really nothing to the monks of the Golden Immortal Stage.

He also unbuttoned his clothes, held the sharp knife with the ear of a cow in his back hand, pierced his stomach, and started slashing from bottom to top.

Stab!
The Niu Erjian knife is surprisingly fast, and it actually directly cuts the intestines of the Great Immortal Lu Li, all the way up, piercing the heart, it really pierces the heart.

"Holy shit, this knife is really fast!" Great Immortal Lu Li spat out blood donation, died!

Everyone didn't react, they only saw the Great Immortal Lu Li lying in a pool of blood, turning into a sika deer, his four hooves were still twitching, and he had already walked away.

Xie Yun was heartbroken, and said angrily: "Fellow Daoist, you are too careless. It's all my fault. I didn't remind you. That knife is very fast."

The fat king said to the civil and military officials behind him: "Did you see that the master of the Great Kingdom is a tiger spirit, and the master of the two kingdoms is a deer spirit. The goblins have misled the country!"

Although the civil and military officials nodded in agreement, they cursed in their hearts, what's wrong with the three national teachers being goblins?
The female goblin in your harem is the real trouble for the country!
"Your Majesty, Pindao is a bit exhausting, let's take a break at halftime." Xie Yun shouted from the air, picked up the body of Great Immortal Lu Li and returned to his camp.

Xiong Da took over, he grabbed the sharp knife with the ear of the bull's ear, cut two times five times, cleaned out the internal organs of Immortal Luli's body, and marinated it with the ingredients.

This deer should be roasted too!
"Fellow Daoist Yangli, my condolences are changing. This emperor will use white jade lotus roots to save your second brother later. Do you want to eat his body?" Seeing that Immortal Yangli was in a trance, Xie Yun stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder and asked road.

"Eat!" Great Immortal Yang Li looked at Immortal Lu Li's complacent Primordial Spirit, made up his mind, and gritted his teeth.

"Fellow Daoist Luli, please squat down in the corner too. I will pinch your face after eating. Don't disturb our appetite now."

The primordial spirit of Immortal Lu Li silently turned and flew towards the familiar yet unfamiliar corner of the wall. After squatting down, he scratched his buttocks and began to paint on the ground with his fingers.

Xiong Da took out the grill and handed it to Kui Mulang, telling him to turn it over slowly, so as not to burn the venison.

Kui Mulang asked depressedly: "Brother Xiong, why me?"

"Among us, you are the only one who has experience in using this thing. If you don't hand it over to whom?" Monkey King interjected, Zhu Bajie and Drifting nodded in agreement.

They were three pairs two years ago, the battle between Kui Mulang and himself with a barbecue grill was very impressive.

Damn, it's three against one, the opponent is still using kitchen utensils, and it's even a tie, who is there to justify?
"Great Sage, my eldest brother has used a barbecue grill, no way, he hasn't even been in the kitchen." The third female earth bat from Xuanwu Qisu in the north questioned.

"Of course you haven't seen it. Back then, your elder brother fought with the three of us with a barbecue grill. It was majestic and majestic. We all came here. My grandson will tell you about the battle at that time."

Hulala, all the 27 constellations came together and surrounded Sun Wukong in the middle, even Yang Jian couldn't hold back, stood in the outer circle and kept walking, listening carefully with his ears up.

Kui Mulang's face was dark, and he shouted in his heart that his first life's fame would be ruined in one day. Why did the pork be deceived and go out to fight with the barbecue grill?
"Be careful, look through it quickly, it's going to be confusing!" Xiong Da reminded Kui Mulang when he saw that Kui Mulang was distracted.

　The book is 40 words long, so let's sprinkle flowers to commemorate it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)