Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 197 The Strongest Son-in-Law

Only then did Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie realize that they had followed their master all the way, and had already been reborn and promoted to Daluo Jinxian.

Damn, isn't he the goldfish spirit in the brook, fuck him!

Mr. Chen hastily called the whole family out, and took out Chen Guanbao and a scale of gold and put them on the table.

The two pink and fat dolls were wearing bellybands, holding rattles in their hands, smirking endlessly, and curiously looking at their nervous parents.

"Master Dao, can your two apprentices really transform?" Master Chen asked cautiously.

He pointed to the sky and swore by the eighteen generations of ancestors that as long as the two children escaped the catastrophe, he would give Wenyin a thousand taels as a pension.

"One thousand taels of silver?" Sun Wukong was dumbfounded, my old grandson is worth this little pension?

How dare you say it!
"The Taoist leader is not satisfied, so the old man will add another 500 taels!" Master Chen gritted his teeth and said with pain: "After you leave, my family will definitely collect your remains and perform a ritual ceremony. The scene will not be shabby. Within a hundred years, your incense will continue to burn."

Bang!

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ears, smashed the bluestone slab in the living room with one blow, his eyes sparkled with anger.

"You old man, your words are so fucking annoying, the monster that can eat my grandson hasn't been born yet!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he looked back at Xie Yun, and silently added a sentence in his heart, except for the master.

It can't be said to death, Bajie and Drifting have already been eaten by the master once, and the old master has always said that he wants to eat monkey brains.

Holy crap, why does my old grandson think about this, I'm so flustered and tired!
Sun Wu's momentum suddenly fell, and Zhu Bajie also stopped him and persuaded him: "Second brother, let's not be like ordinary people, this is the order of the master."

blah blah blah...

A burst of white smoke blew past, and Sun Wukong transformed into Chen Guanbao, leaning against the corner of the table depressed.

Seeing this, Mr. Chen exaggerated how lifelike he was, and then looked at Zhu Bajie with hopeful eyes.

"What do you look at, my second senior brother's 72 transformation is certainly powerful, and my old pig's 36 transformation is not weaker than him!" Zhu Bajie patted his big belly and carefully looked at the scale of gold on the table.

He looked at it for a long time, shook his head, and shouted the word "change".

After a while, she really turned into a female doll...

girl doll?
Fuck, it's a fat doll with a big belly, like a tumbler.

Master Chen collapsed on the ground, patted his legs and cried, "This, this is not like that at all. How can the king of inspiration know my daughter?"

Zhu Bajie was very embarrassing, patted his belly resentfully, and said helplessly: "You old man, why are you crying, my old pig just had enough to eat, and at night, if this belly goes down, won't it be exactly the same as your daughter?"

Mr. Chen didn't believe it, he said in his mouth that the monster knew that he would definitely kill his whole family.

"Hey, Bajie, I usually tell you to eat less, but you don't listen." Xie Yun said with a dark face, "You can't do anything, you can't eat anything, you don't even look like a little girl, forget it , to help you, Master."

Zhu Bajie said embarrassedly: "Master, why are you so embarrassed?"

Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves, clenched his fists, moved his wrists, and said, "It's okay, just exercise after dinner."

Zhu Bajie felt that something was wrong and wanted to run away, but Xie Yun grabbed his collar and forcibly dragged him back.

boom!
Bajie was extremely helpless, with his round belly, he resisted Xie Yun's light punch, and the food in his mouth gushed out like a fountain, and he spat all over the floor.

vomit……

This spit took a long time to spit out a stick of incense.

After Zhu Bajie even vomited bile, he finally turned into a scale of gold, with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"How do you feel about this punch as a teacher?" Xie Yun asked.

"I can't bear it anymore." Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and passed out.

Don't ask me why there are always tears in the corners of my eyes, because being the disciple of the Immortal Emperor is really difficult.

Xie Yun threw a scale of the gold version of Zhu Bajie to Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong, and told him: "When you see that monster, don't be merciful. If you can kill it, don't keep it alive. Don't worry about offending Guanyin Bodhisattva. Whether we can eat fish or not is up to you." It's up to you two."

Chen Guanbao's Sun Wukong held the golden cudgel and said seriously: "Master, don't worry, if you can't kill the King of Inspiration, my old grandson will punish you."

The Chen family was very grateful, and took the initiative to increase the pension to 2000 taels of silver.

That night, Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong and a scale of gold version of Zhu Bajie sat on a red lacquer plate and were sent to the Inspiration Temple by the Tongtian River.

After the offering of the three animals, the two were placed on the altar by the crowd. There were fragrant flower candles next to them. Two statues of gods were enshrined in this temple.

After kowtowing and bowing with his family members, Mr. Chen took out the sacrificial text and said, "My lord, this year, this month, this day, this time, Chen Cheng, the chief priest of Chenjiazhuang, and his family members, follow the annual regulations, and donate a pair of boys and girls. Enjoy and pray for good weather and a good harvest.”

After he finished reading the sacrificial oration, he burned a lot of paper money and returned with his family.

At this time, the gold version of Zhu Bajie is still sleeping soundly, while the Monkey King of Chen Guanbao's version is staring at the statue of Guanyin in a daze.

Why didn't Master just cross the river?

Is it to see Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Why did the goldfish essence from Bodhisattva Putuo Mountain sneak out? Could it be that the Bodhisattva released it on purpose?

In this way, the two will have a reason to meet, and they can also do some shady things.

Fuck, did my old grandson discover something terrible?

In Chenjiazhuang, Xie Yun doesn't know what Sun Wukong is thinking, he is accepting thanks from everyone in the Chen family.

Especially Mr. Chen, his eyes turned red with emotion, and he said a lot of good things, and asked, "Master Taoist, are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

Xie Yun nodded, he didn't know what kind of medicine the old man sold in the gourd.

"This place is more than 7000 miles away from the Tang Dynasty, which is very far away. Dare to ask the elder year Guigeng?"

"Xu Sui, this year is twenty-five."

"Does the Taoist know the art of catching monsters?"

"A little bit, a little bit."

Master Chen's eyes lit up, and he said, "Master Daoist, I see that you have great powers, and intend to invite you into our Chen family to keep my family safe."

He ordered his family to bring his niece over, and said, "My niece, my niece, is beautiful and intelligent. She has been proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics since she was a child. I wonder if you can catch her eye?"

Xie Yun was speechless, handsome, and there were always people thinking about him wherever he went.

Boys must pay attention to safety when they go out at home.

"It's not that Pindao doesn't like this problem, it's because some people don't like it."

boom!
Master Chen slapped the table and said angrily: "My Chen family is rich and rich, who is not happy, I will use the money to talk."

"Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, Pindao, as the king of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, wants to marry. If he is not notified, Li Er may have some objections." Xie Yun took out the king's seal at the bottom of the box.

"Daoist, then, no, my lord, the little old man has washed and slept. If you have anything to do, just tell the servants at home. Don't be polite." Looking at the majestic white tiger statue on the king's seal, Master Chen realized that This is the real thing, so scared that he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

(End of this chapter)