Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 199 Tiger skin skirt, binding and whipping

"Is there a good monster that eats people?" Xie Yun felt that Sun Wukong's three views needed to be corrected.

Cannibalism may seem normal to their monsters, but Pohou, your master is a human race, and you have to stand on the human race's standpoint when doing things.

At least in name, the human race is still the overlord of the Three Realms, and has absolute great luck. To fight against the human race is to go against the tide of luck, and the only end is death.

On this issue of standing in line, the saints dare not be sloppy, what are you?

"Master, Jinyujing has an agreement with Chenjiazhuang. At the expense of boys and girls, I will bless the weather and the harvest here." Monkey King felt that things deviated from his expectations, so he only dared to explain in a low voice.

"Hehe, do you think this reason is sufficient?" Xie Yun took out three pieces of fairy rope.

He slowly and methodically tied the three pieces of rope into a whip, and flicked it smoothly, it felt good.

"Master, my grandson is wrong."

"Where did you go wrong?"

"I don't know." Monkey King felt the threat of death, and his tail exploded.

But he really didn't know what was wrong.

"Bajie, Sand Monk hold down the monkey and tie it up!" Xie Yun said angrily.

"Brother Monkey, my old pig tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen, I'm sorry."

"Second senior brother, what are you thinking in your head, I'm sorry."

Sun Wukong was forced to retreat to the corner, struggling to death, said: "You two junior brothers, how about begging the master for my old grandson?"

"Senior brother, stop struggling. The more you struggle, the more you resist, the more excited the old master is. Come on, stretch out your hand and let us tie it up." Zhu Bajie and Drifting rubbed their hands together, with an abnormal smile on their faces.

Sun Wukong tightened partly, and his tail was instantly tucked into a ball.

Zixia, my old grandson is sorry for you, you...

Fuck, you two just lighten up, tie it up, why are you pulling my tiger skin skirt?
Why are the two junior brothers' binding methods so exaggerated?
Do you two know that you should keep a line in life, so that we can meet each other in the future.

……

After a stick of incense, Monkey King was tied up by Zhu Bajie and Drifting in an extremely shameful posture, and hung on the wall.

"Junior Brother Sha, don't go, can you put my tail away and hang it on my belt?"

Drifting shook his head mercilessly, and said, "Second senior brother, don't ask so much. In front of the master, admit your mistakes sincerely and strive for leniency."

Sun Wukong's tail is between his legs: emmm
"Wukong, have you thought about it clearly?" Xie Yun flicked the fairy-binding whip in his hand, making the air crackle.

Sun Wukong's whole body exploded this time, but he still shook his head.

To know what you know, to know what you don’t know, is the way of the wise.

"As a teacher, I would like to ask you a question first. Have the people of Chenjiazhuang begged the King of Inspiration, saying that they would exchange boys and girls for good weather and good harvests?"

"I don't know." Sun Wukong shook his head, he really didn't think that much.

Master Chen came out of the house, spat at Tong Tianhe, and cursed: "Children are the darlings of parents. Who wants to take their own children and beg the monster to bless the weather?"

Xie Yun nodded, comforted the old man and said, "Don't get angry, benefactor, I will give you an explanation for this matter."

"Pohou, do you know where the problem is now?"

Sun Wukong said weakly: "Should goldfish spirits eat people?"

Snapped!
Xie Yun lashed out with a whip, hating iron for not becoming steel, said: "It's not that he cannibalize people, it's that he shouldn't force the people to sacrifice boys and girls. What's the difference between buying and selling by force?"

"System, I report that King Inspiration forced people to sacrifice boys and girls."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a bag of nesting materials."

Nesting material: The fishing nesting material dug out from a certain corner is extremely attractive to fish. It can gather fish with a radius of thousands of miles and increase the possibility of fish taking the bait by five times.

"System, I'm reporting that King of Inspiration eats boys and girls."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a box of bait."

Bait: The remaining bait after fishing at a certain Heavenly Dao level can improve the fish's cultivation to a large level, so it has an irresistible attraction to fish.

Xie Yun looked at the treasure obtained from the report, stupid, system, you come out and explain, I am not interested in fishing, why did you give me this crap?
"Master, my grandson knows his mistake!" Sun Wukong lowered his head.

"Then tell me, who else is at fault in this matter?" Xie Yun said angrily.

Monkey King looked up at the sky helplessly, the culprit was reported, who else was at fault?
Snapped!
Xie Yun whipped the whip again. It is said that this monkey is extremely witty. Could it be true?
In such an obvious lazy political case, he still can't see who is at fault, what a dead wood!

Sun Wukong took a deep breath and said: "Master, don't hit me first, if anyone else is at fault, please tell me so that I will understand."

"As a teacher, I ask you, who is to blame for the lack of rain in the world?"

Sun Wukong's face twitched, and he crazily greeted the [-]th generation female immortals of the Jade Emperor's family.

Fuck, it's a hell of a day, even the little things like rain can't be done well, and my grandson was beaten.

"System, I report Heavenly Court's inaction, Master Feng Boyu's dereliction of duty."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a fishing hook."

Fishing hook: A fishhook made in batches by a Tiandao-level master who loves fishing. It is durable and extremely cost-effective.

Holding the hook, Xie Yun felt his teeth hurt. The system was determined to discover his talent in fishing.

"Wukong, what else do you have to explain?" Xie Yun asked with the Immortal Whip in his hand.

"Master, my old grandson has nothing to say, I just ask you two things." Sun Wukong said.

"Say."

"First, can you lift up my tiger skin skirt, I always feel like it's going to fall off."

"No problem, what about the second thing?" Xie Yun nodded and agreed.

The apprentice is guilty, so that he will not be deprived of his basic human rights. In broad daylight, being beaten with his bare buttocks, the impact is really bad.

"You're being gentle, can you not slap your face?"

"Okay, as a teacher, you only need to use three parts of your strength. If you don't fight, you can't become a talent. I hope you will remember this lesson." Xie Yun took out a piece of white gauze and was about to stuff it into Monkey King's mouth.

"Master, what are you doing?"

Xie Yun said softly: "I will beat you later, hold back, don't scream out loud to scare others, you are also the Monkey King, so you should pay attention to maintaining your personal image."

Sun Wukong: emmm
My old grandson is wearing a short tiger skin skirt, tied up and hung up by two juniors, accepting your whipping, what other personal image is there?

The Taoist priest performed monkey pumping live, which was an earth-shattering event in the remote Chenjiazhuang.

One pass to ten, ten to a hundred, and soon, the entire Chen Family Village rushed over to watch.

Sun Wukong looked at the audience of nearly a thousand people, and instantly felt that he was wrong, and the mistake was outrageous.

The goldfish spirit lives and dies, it's none of my own business, why should I meddle in my own business, can't it be over if I honestly follow the master's instructions?

(End of this chapter)