Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 20 Three Rules 【Recommendation Ticket】

"Hiss, Taoist priest, are you really here?"

"Master Dao, don't hit it. What kind of ruler is yours? My old grandson can't hold it up."

"Save people! The monks seek wealth and murder, and they are going to kill people!"

"Gallan Arhat, don't just stand there, can you please help me?"

……

Sun Wukong was knocked unconscious to the ground, his face was covered with blood, and he looked miserable.

Xie Yun weighed the measuring ruler in his hand very satisfied. It is powerful and hurts when beating people. It can be long or short, light or heavy. It is perfect for beating apprentices.

To the enemy, to be honest, he prefers hand-to-hand combat.

The Jialan Arhat, who was about to leave the battlefield in the distance, was very entangled now. Who would have thought that the Monkey King, who was making trouble in the heavens, would be subdued by the Buddhist scriptures without a single blow.

Do you count yourself as passing false information?

Guanyin Bodhisattva is rushing to support Wuzhi Mountain, do you want to inform Guanyin Bodhisattva, go back, don't come.

Wangtian, who can tell me what to do next, wait online, urgent!
When the Jialan Arhat was struggling with pain, Sun Wukong, who was relieved by God on the other side, was no longer confused, and directly embraced Xie Yun's thigh and howled: "Master, please accept my disciple's worship."

"You Poor Monkey, didn't you just say that apprenticeship is just a small trick, and you are cheating the poor? You can't keep your promises." Xie Yun kicked Monkey King away with extreme disgust, and said: "Don't mess with your dirty paws. Catch, Pindao's Taoist robe is an innate magic weapon, can you afford it if it gets dirty?"

Sun Wukong was very embarrassed, touched his head in embarrassment and smiled: "Master, I am just a monkey, don't ask too much of me."

"Master, please accept my apprentice three times!" Sun Wukong knelt on the ground respectfully and kowtowed three times.
Click!

After three thunderclaps sounded from the sky, many golden lotuses slowly fell down, and a spring of spiritual energy gushed out from the ground, bursts of fairy sounds came.

"Apprenticeship is a success." A voice came from somewhere.

Xie Yun looked at the tattered and dirty Monkey King, and helplessly covered his forehead with his hands.

Well, as a witness, heaven and earth still forced the monkey into their apprenticeship.

This monkey is really the protagonist of heaven and earth, and he was lucky enough to force himself to be his teacher.

"Master, joining Taoism doesn't affect marrying a daughter-in-law, right?" Sun Wukong shrank back and asked.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't make the teacher angry, and don't offend the patriarch, other things, even if you poke the sky, the teacher will take care of it for you."

"Master, what is our sect?" Sun Wukong obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't dare to show it.

"Stand still, hold on to something, I'm afraid you will be scared and paralyzed to the ground."

"Master, tell me, my old grandson has also talked about the world, and he has seen all kinds of storms and waves." Sun Wukong had some inexplicable expectations for the master.

Could it be that he is a disciple of a saint?The last time was also under the sect of the ancient and hidden Yasheng lord, otherwise how could the master be so awesome and arrogant.

"My teacher is the Eight Desolation King of the Tang Dynasty, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor of the Heavenly Court, who is currently traveling to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and is also a part-time inspector of the Heavenly Dao. Your patriarch and master are respected as the ancestors of Taoism in the Three Realms." Xie Yun said one after another.

"Gudong." Sun Wukong swallowed dryly, his feet obviously began to slip, and his voice became weak: "Master, give me a hand, my legs are weak."

"Look at your prospects, you are the second child under my family, your elder sister is much more courageous than you." Xie Yun kicked the monkey, and said bitterly.

"Master, who is my elder sister?" Sun Wukong sat down on the ground and asked.

"Don't ask, asking is better than you." Xie Yun disliked Monkey King even more.

There are many bosses who are stronger than my old sun, but there are not many female fairies who are stronger than my old sun. You can count them on your fingers, Queen Mother of the West?Queen Mother?The Queen of the Fox Clan?Or people from the three ancient tribes?

I don't know how the monkey will react when he finds out that his elder sister is just a Tang princess in the foundation period.

"Wukong, since you have worshiped me as your teacher, you must pay attention to your identity in the future. Don't worship the Buddha Jade Emperor indiscriminately. You are of the same generation as them." Xie Yun suddenly remembered and reminded.

"Is my old grandson going to be awesome in the future?" Sun Wukong muttered to himself, what kind of fairy master did he worship?
"Remember, as a teacher, you pay the most attention to rules. If you are a disciple of me, you must remember the following three rules. First, when you meet a monster, you must..."

"Master, don't worry, this disciple will definitely subdue demons and demons, win honor for the master, and carry forward your reputation."

Damn!

Monkey King was kicked into the ground by Xie Yun.

"Idiot, if you meet a monster in the future, notify me as soon as possible. If I find that you are like a fool, knock the monster to death, and I will beat you to death with a measuring stick!" As my own way to get rich, whoever stands in my way to report monsters and obtain the Qi of Chaos is my mortal enemy!
"Understood, Master." Sun Wukong crawled out of the soil and replied in a daze.

"Second, what should you do if you meet a charming female goblin?"

"Notify the master immediately, and never talk to her."

"Idiot, when you meet a female goblin, the first time you invite them to your teacher is a group of poor people who have gone astray. As monks, we must be compassionate, and as a teacher, you have to have a long talk with the female goblins all night long." Influence them with love and lead them on the right path." Xie Yun kicked Monkey King into the ground again.

This monkey's brain is indeed not very good, and it is not good at all.

"Third, what should you do if you encounter Mantian gods and Buddhas doing illegal things in the future?"

"Master, we are all from the same sect, one thing more is worse than one thing less, I think it's fine..."

Whoops!

Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Xie Yun was completely kicked away, like a tiger demon, with his head down and his feet up, he went into the mountain as a companion.

Stubborn, this apprentice, and some training.

"Splash the monkey, don't..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva drove the white clouds, and finally came a step late, Shan Shanran rushed to the battlefield.

What the hell?
What about monkeys?
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva searched for a long time before he found a monkey stuck inside with only two legs exposed on the hill. I'll go!
Didn't it mean that the deity was in such a hurry that he almost broke his leg?

Well, it may be quite anxious, come later, this monkey may really be beaten to death.

Feeling the anger of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jialan Arhat shrank his neck and almost dug a hole to bury himself.

"Bodhisattva, the poor Taoist knows that you have me in your heart, but you are a man or a woman, you give me a letter, the poor Taoist can decide whether to go to Mount Putuo as a bride price." Xie Yun asked with a smile.

"Big-headed ghost who hires you, if you bring this up again, I will slap you to death..." Guanyin Bodhisattva's face turned from white to black, and from black to purple, and said angrily, "Slap to death..., slap everyone around you to death!" fly."

You bastard, I can't afford to mess with this guy!

"Hahaha, Sister Guanyin is so funny, can we have a meal together when you have time?" Xie Yun laughed loudly.

The Jialan Arhat, who had been forcibly invisible in the distance, couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Little uncle, don't make such jokes with this deity. I am a monk. This is the golden hoop. The Buddha asked me to give it to you." Guanyin dropped the golden hoop, turned around and wanted to leave with a blushing face.

Shrink to size.

Xie Yun picked up the golden hoop, blocked the front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Guanyin, do you think this golden hoop looks like a ring? I'll give it to you. Let's try to get together?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the miniature golden hoop, nodded and said, "It's quite similar..."

"Like a ghost, Master Uncle, I still have work to do at Daleiyin Temple, so let's go first!"

Xie Yun watched Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva open the rift in space, and hurriedly got in, sighed, and said, "Why are you so ignorant?"

PS: The contract is officially signed, and the time will be updated in the future, from [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-].

[-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m.

Additional calculations will be made.

(End of this chapter)