Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 228

Sun Wukong turned himself into a blue-headed fly, and when he was about to fly into the Golden Eye Cave to steal the diamond, Lei Gong quickly stopped him.

"Great Sage, how can anyone do this during the day, they have to wait until night, quietly, before they know it is the time to do it."

Nezha also nodded and said, "That's right, firstly, the devil is sleepy at night, and secondly, he is anti-defense at night. I used this method to steal the treasures at home in exchange for wine."

A question mark circled over Li Jing's head, you little bastard, you have a lot of ideas!

There are wonderful family ethics dramas like father beating his son, and Monkey King also gave up the idea of ​​stealing treasure. He moved a small bench and sat next to Lei Gong and Huode Xingjun to watch the show.

Hiss, old Li's family law is quite ruthless!
Hearing the screams coming from the main tent, the heavenly soldiers and generals outside began to gossip in their hearts.

What kind of abuse did Pioneer Nezha suffer?
The vanguard of heaven screamed for no reason. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?

A story of five strong men and screams...

That night, the wind was clear and the moon was bright, the night spirit was picturesque, and crystal dew began to condense on the tip of the grass.

Monkey King went out of the camp, came to the door of the Golden Eye Cave, changed himself into a black fly the size of a bean, and got in through the crack of the door.

He didn't take two steps before he was startled.

I saw the three-defense slogans posted everywhere in the Golden Eye Cave, and there were little monsters staring at each intersection, and they were on high alert.

The slogans are catchy: the fly control is not active, and there is a problem with thinking.

Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-fly are everyone's responsibility.

There are tens of thousands of regulations, and fly prevention is the first.

Fly prevention is not standardized, and the whole family tears.

……

"Just you little monsters, you still want to stop my grandson?" Sun Wukong looked at the little monsters in front of him with contempt, and added an invisibility technique to himself.

hum~~

He flew in swaggeringly, and the two little monsters guarding the checkpoint were almost scared to death.

"Spider spirit, is there a fly flying over?" Badger head spirit asked nervously.

"Impossible, are my eight eyes white?" Spider Spirit said to himself, "Unless he can become invisible."

"Fuck, it's over, the Great Holy Father really knows the invisibility technique, the buzzing sound just now was..." Badgerhead slapped his head, and ran inside with a long gun.

Sun Wukong was still wandering around in the cave at this time, he really didn't know where the unicorn lived, so he could only look for it one by one.

The buzzing sound was so loud that it almost caused the little monsters in the Golden Eye Cave to have a collective nervous breakdown. Everyone was panicked and panicked.

In order to guard against Sun Wukong, Dujiao specially moved into the most remote grotto in the Golden Eye Cave to sleep. He just fell asleep when he was woken up by the badger head spirit.

"What the hell, that monkey barged in with invisibility?" The unicorn suddenly lost all sleepiness.

The little monsters under his command are a group of stubborn Bronze-level war scum, the biggest role is to insert eyes, can detect people, and call the police in advance, but they can't see through Monkey King's invisibility.

Fuck, it's over, I can't sleep tonight!

The badger-headed spirit looked at the hesitant unicorn, and suggested: "Your Majesty, if you have any difficulties, find the Immortal Emperor."

As soon as Dujiao's eyes lit up, he put on his clothes and went to ask Xie Yun how to prevent monkeys.

Xie Yun was playing Go with Hu Meizi, while Zhu Bajie and Drifting were watching the game.

"You can only be a thief for a thousand days, how can you guard against a thief for a thousand days? You can sleep how you want, and don't care about him, just trick that monkey into it."

"When he starts to steal the vajra, you can catch him, then arrest him and send him to me." Xie Yun put down the chess piece in his hand after listening to Dujiaosi's complaint, and said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting grinned, silently mourning for the second senior brother for three seconds.

Miserable, too miserable, being ruthlessly crushed by the master with his IQ, and calculated to the bone, it is estimated that he will be reported again.

The unicorn was overjoyed and went straight to the immortal emperor.

Satisfied, he returned, and told the badger head spirit to mark his residence, and don't hide it, it's petty.

He didn't sleep in the grotto either, but went back to his room and called seven or eight goblins and tree ghosts who painted powder and grease, danced and danced, undressed and undressed, and began to indulge in pleasure.

Sun Wukong was wandering around in the Golden Eye Cave, when he suddenly saw that all the little monsters took out a wooden sign with an arrow in their hands.

The directions are all the same, as if they are pointing to something...

"Could it be that this is leading the king into the urn?" Monkey King muttered, and flew in the direction guided by the arrow.

Just a joke, I am a great sage equal to heaven, afraid of a monster, can't I leave if I can't beat it?
The final point of the arrow is the unicorn's room. The door is half-covered, and the fragrance of powder and women's laughter can be heard from inside.

Sun Wukong lay on the crack of the door and looked inside, gasping for air. Dujiaosi was sitting on the bed hugging left and right, very happy.

"Damn it, is it popular now to trick monkeys into killing them as single dogs?"

"This monster's method is a bit cruel!"

Sun Dasheng, who has been abstinent for more than 500 years, squatted at the door, listened to the movement inside, and silently recited the "Qingxin Mantra" in his mouth, greeting the eighteen generations of the ancestor of Dujiaoxi over and over again.

It wasn't until the middle of the night that the mountain elf and tree ghost, who had been painted and greased, reluctantly left in disheveled clothes.

Inside, the unicorn was showing black chest hair, lying on the bed sprawled and sleeping soundly, and there was a strange smell in the air.

"We must not let Zixia know about this, otherwise my grandson's good reputation for many years will be ruined!" Sun Wukong transformed into his real body and said silently.

He saw the vajra cut on Dujiaosi's arm at a glance, stepped forward quickly, and flicked it randomly twice, but the vajra cut did not move at all.

Sun Wukong used his own arm to compare with the single-horned Si, and was instantly bruised from the blow.

This monster looks stupid, big, black and thick, with well-developed biceps, disgusting.

He pulled out a monkey hair, turned it into a dog's tail grass, and began to scratch the creaking nest of the unicorn.

"These little monsters really lack training. It's been a long time since I've dried the quilt for me, and they've got fleas all over them." Duo Si muttered with her eyes closed.

He turned Vajra Zhuo down, turned over, and continued to sleep soundly.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, grabbed the arm of Dujiaosi, and began to masturbate Vajra Cutting. When he was vigorously masturbating, Dujiaosi clasped the monkey's paw with his backhand, sneering all over.

"My lord, what are you doing?"

"The market is not good these days, have you come out to do odd jobs to subsidize your family?"

"My chopsticks are not worth a lot of money. The gold, silver and treasures are all placed under the bed. If you want to tell me, brother will definitely give it to you!"

Sun Wukong's face gradually became the color of his butt. After he broke free twice, and found that he couldn't break free, he made a decisive decision and grabbed the unicorn's chest hair and pulled it.

Stab it!

Ah~~

A scream echoed in Jinjing Mountain, which made the hearer sad and the listener weep.

Sun Wukong finally broke free with his hand, and he transformed into a blue-headed fly, about to fly away.

"Brother, I'm sorry, my grandson didn't do it on purpose!"

Dujiaosi was furious, took out the fly swatter, and said coldly: "If you want to leave, today is not up to you!"

(End of this chapter)