Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 242 The scorpion spirit committed suicide!
Saving a life, Sheng Zao's seventh-level Buddha Pleiades Sun Star Officer is famously warm-hearted in the heavenly court. Usually, when he sees a little ant trampled to death on the side of the road, he will mourn for a long time.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong looked at each other, they said they were not moved, it was all a lie.

"Xingguan, you are a good person, my old grandson owes you a favor!" Sun Wukong said while clutching his buttocks.

"Me too!" Zhu Bajie covered his mouth and immediately echoed.

Pleiades Star Officer stroked his hair, his face was triumphant, and he said modestly: "What kind of human is not human? We are all gods. We should eat in the same pot and help each other."

Can get the favor of Marshal Tianpeng and Monkey King at the same time, who will dare to provoke Lao Tzu in the heaven in the future?

Hahahahaha...

"Xingjun, don't laugh, you help my old pig suck out the scorpion poison first, and relieve my pain!" Zhu Bajie pouted and said impatiently: "Come on, suck it, don't be shy, I'm already mentally prepared gone."

Star officer Pleiades had question marks all over his head, and was shocked on the spot.

Damn it, Marshal Canopy, why did the scorpion spirit sting you on the mouth?
Wangtian, you are bleeding all over the place, and you still have faint bad breath, I can't get out of my mouth!
Tell the truth, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth, why are there still two vegetable leaves sticking to your back teeth?
"Fuck, don't come here, come here!" The Star Officer Pleiades was forced to a corner, his face extremely frightened: "Someone kissed the Heavenly Court Xingjun forcibly, help!"

"Fuck, Marshal Canopy, just kiss me, let's not kiss wet, shall we?"

"No, I can't breathe anymore, vomit!"

……

When Zhu Bajie's sausage mouth returned to its original state, the Pleiades Star Officer was already paralyzed on the ground, and he was staring at the sky blankly, looking hopeless.

"Xingjun is a good ventriloquist, just take a breath, and immediately recover from numbness and recovery, Brother Monkey, come and try it." Zhu Bajie touched his head and said in surprise.

When Sun Wukong was still twitching, Pleiades Star Officer had already seen it away, and he didn't believe that there were places in the world worse than Zhu Bajie's mouth.

"Great Sage, come on, where did you get stung?"

"My old grandson is embarrassed to say that!"

"What's the matter with embarrassment, I, Pleiades Star Officer, is also considered a half-doctor. Doctors are parents' hearts, and there is no difference between men and women in our eyes."

"Master Xingjun, my grandson admires it!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, lifted his tiger skin skirt, pointed to the big bag on his left buttocks and said, "Here, suck it!"

Pleiades star officer: emmmmm
Are you two brothers playing with me, what evil did I do today, I am going to drink a few sips happily, this is the evil god coming!

"That great sage, the little god is in a hurry to go out, and the alchemy furnace at home is still on fire, so let's take a step first, don't stay." The Star Officer Pleiades ran away.

Bang!

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ears and blocked the star official Pleiades Sun, and asked with an unkind expression, "Do you despise my grandson?"

"The great sage was joking, don't dislike it, don't dislike it!"

"Saving the dying and healing the wounded, are you moved?"

"I'm touched, no, I dare not move!" Star Officer Pleiades looked at the golden cudgel with the thickness of his wrist in front of him, and hesitated.

He closed his eyes, smiled miserably, and helped Monkey King suck out the scorpion poison on his buttocks.

Because he was inhaling while laughing miserably, he choked on two mouthfuls and drank two mouthfuls of the poison. After inhaling, he was foaming at the mouth of the poison and fainted to the ground.

Sun Wukong rubbed his butt, praised the miracle doctor, and then gave Pleiades Star Officer a golden pill.

The three squatted in the corner of the Guangming Palace, thinking about their lives for a long time, why did they fall to this point?

After half a day, they came to the conclusion that all this was caused by the scorpion!

Although Xie Yun was also the perpetrator, they couldn't afford to offend them and could only blame it on the scorpion spirit.

That bitch is not a good person, if she hadn't taken the Immortal Emperor away and conspired against him, how could there be such a mess now?
"Great Sage, Marshal, as long as the pests in the world hear me crowing, they will tremble with fright and dare not move. I will go with you to Poison Enemy Mountain."

"I'm screaming, you take this opportunity to kill the scorpion spirit, don't hold back, and give us three bad breaths!" The star officer Pleiades came back to his senses and said angrily.

Although the three of them were not very good at fighting, their mobility was still very high. They quickly left the East Heaven Gate, came to Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and brought Drifting Monk with them.

Standing on the top of the mountain, Pleiades Star Officer posed like a golden rooster standing alone and a white crane spreading its wings, clucking and clucking!
In an instant, a ray of golden light broke through the dark clouds and shone into Pipa Cave. The scorpion spirit shivered, and the cave began to look for a hiding place.

boom!
Sun Wukong took two juniors and smashed the gate of the pipa cave with a golden cudgel and broke in.

Not long after, you heard a woman's scream!

"You guys broke into my house privately, peeping at me, a woman from a good family, and destroying my innocence. I have no face to live. Daoist Priest, we are destined. See you in the next life. Don't blame me, I will go as a concubine!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting watched the scorpion in pajamas, lying in a pool of blood, hit the wall and die, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in their hearts.

What is this called?

They didn't expect there to be such a strong-tempered female monster in Xiniu Hezhou. Aren't female monsters very open-minded?

You seduce my master with all kinds of sex, and now we take a third look, and you actually committed suicide. Are you looking down on me?
"What's the matter?" Xie Yun yawned, got up from Xie Zijing's boudoir bed, and came looking for the sound.

Hey, why did he die, and his clothes are disheveled, could it be...

You three beasts!
Bang!
Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices into the wall, took off his clothes, and covered Xie Zijing.

"Master, she committed suicide, don't you believe it?" Sun Wukong pulled himself out of the wall and explained dryly: "We broke in three times and saw her in pajamas, and then she committed suicide, saying that she destroyed her." clean."

"System, I will report Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk for sneaking into the female monster's cave."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with the Great Sealing Technique!"

Great Sealing Technique: The top supernatural power of the Three Realms of the Great Desolation, which can seal the mana of a monk whose cultivation level is lower than his own, turning him into an ordinary person.

Hiss, this supernatural power is quite ruthless!
After Xie Yun learned the great seal, he continued: "System, I will report Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk for spying on the scorpion essence, and destroy people's innocence."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with three women's clothing cards!"

Women's Clothing Card: A boutique card produced by the system. After use, you can completely change a person's gender, and bring your own women's clothing that matches your temperament.

The system solemnly promises that if the women's clothing is not good-looking, it will be refunded ten times for Chaos Qi!
The three apprentices were reported twice in a row, and they all felt a little overwhelmed. They are all sensible people, and they know the serious consequences of being reported by the master!
"Master, this idea came from the Pleiades Star Officer, and Guanyin Bodhisattva also had a part in it. It was she who asked us to find the Pleiades Star Officer." Sun Wukong said unwillingly.

(End of this chapter)