Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 313 Lecture on Law Popularization

Xie Yun was taken aback, what kind of mission is this?
Popularizing the law, what kind of law is popularizing, talking about the law with these monsters by yourself, it's almost like playing the piano to a cow!

And where to find these three guilty monsters, and it is a bit difficult to make them realize their mistakes deeply.

He rolled his eyes and immediately knew what to do.

Don't you have two frightened monsters in front of your eyes?

Getting them to plead guilty should be fairly simple.

"Do you two know the identity of the poor?" Xie Yun asked.

Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben replied respectfully: "Master Taoist, you have already said that you are a Buddhist scripture learner!"

"No, that's just the first-level identity of the poor Taoist. I'm still the closed disciple of the Taoist ancestor, the Emperor of the Eight Desolations, the Inspector of the Heavenly Dao, the Guardian of the Ancestral Witch, the Great Emperor of the Yaozu, and the Lord of the Tang Dynasty."

Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben felt their eyes darken, the identity of the Taoist priest was so scary!

Wait, something's wrong, Immortal Emperor Bahuang, this is the eighth saint who was repeatedly sanctified and crazily molested Heaven?
Wangtian, the two of us plan to rob the saint?
Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben finally passed out. If there is regret medicine in this world, even if it is a loan, they both plan to take one.

"Drifting Monk, wake them up." Xie Yun said helplessly.

The psychological quality of these two monsters is very poor, is their identity so scary?

puff!
Drifting coughed and spat out a mouthful of saliva.

Benboerba and Baboerben were drowned, and a carp stood up and jumped up.

thump!
The two of them knelt down again, their heads were pounding like garlic, and they said: "Emperor Immortal, we both have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, so just treat us as farts and let go!"

"If it really doesn't work, you can give us both a good time!"

"Immortal Emperor, please, please show mercy!"

……

……

Xie Yun stretched out his hand, fixed the two guys with the freeze technique, and asked, "Is the poor way so scary?"

Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben nodded, then started shaking their heads crazily, almost breaking their necks.

"Don't panic, Pindao is actually a good person, and I won't harm you." After comforting the two of them, Xie Yun asked, "Do you know that we are now a society ruled by law?"

"do not know."

"Do you two know the serious consequences of violating the Basic Law of the Three Realms?"

"do not know."

"Do you know Sun Wukong, Monkey King, Marshal Canopy, Zhu Bajie, Drifting the Curtain General?"

Ben Bo'erba and Babo'er Ben's eyes lit up, and they nodded frantically.

God, it was so difficult for the two of us, and we finally met someone we knew.

Xie Yun patted his thigh and said, "That's okay, Pindao will use the three of them as an entry point to educate the two of you about the law."

"Sun Wukong has been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. Do you two know what crime he committed?"

Ben Bo Erba answered first: "Because there is a big disturbance in the heaven!"

Babo Erben was not to be outdone: "Because of robbing the Peach Garden!"

"From a professional point of view, this is just a crime he committed. What is his crime, do you two know?"

Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben shook their heads, which serious monster studies this all day?
"You two are legally illiterate, making disturbances in heaven is a crime of disturbing social order, and robbing a peach garden is a crime of stealing other people's property. These crimes are punished together, so Monkey King has been suppressed for 500 years."

"Listen up, both of you, Zhu Bajie was cast down to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e. May I ask, what crime did he commit for molesting Chang'e?"

"Insult or defamation?"

Benboerba and Baboerben looked confused, what is the difference between the two?

Xie Yun sighed. He suddenly felt that Master should popularize compulsory education in the three realms of the prehistoric and desolate. This kind of sub-question, the monsters of the two celestial stages actually didn't know anything about it.

"After he was drunk, he forced Chang'e to molested Chang'e by violent means. This kind of molesting a woman is of course a crime of insult!"

"Of course, if Zhu Bajie spread rumors afterwards, saying that Chang'e's body is not good, she's not good-looking, and she really can't do anything about it. It's definitely not that she didn't have a chance to do it. This is a crime of defamation."

After Xie Yun finished explaining, Ben Bo Erba and Ba Bo Er Ben suddenly realized, they both had a feeling of enlightenment.

Drifting felt that something was wrong, the master flogged the corpses of the second and third senior brothers, so it was his turn next?
Sure enough, here we come!
"Excuse me, what kind of crime did he commit in order to be demoted to the mortal world?"

"Crime of dereliction of duty?" Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben answered enthusiastically.

Xie Yun shook his head and said: "According to the basic law of the Three Realms of the Great and the Desolate, there is actually no crime of dereliction of duty, but the crime of dereliction of duty. The Jade Emperor probably used this to convict and punish General Shulin."

"If you go to work in the Heavenly Court in the future, you must be careful not to damage public property, or you will also end up with the fate of being beaten down to the mortal world, which is too tragic."

Ben Boerba and Ba Boer nodded like chickens pecking at rice, and Drifting put on a pain mask beside him.

"Master, please be merciful!"

Ben Bo'erba and Ba Bo'er Ben were puzzled, and asked: "Master Daoist, what's wrong with your apprentice?"

"Oh, he was the person involved!"

The two little monsters were stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to realize: "Fuck, you are the legendary general of the shutter. You are really dark and ugly, and you live up to your name."

The Drifting Monk was furious: "What are you two muttering about?"

"Fellow Daoist, nothing, nothing!" Benbo'erba and Babo'er Benfei quickly moved towards Xie Yun's side, almost rushing to shout for help.

"You two, don't be afraid, this apprentice Pindao is actually an honest man." Xie Yun said.

As soon as he spoke, Drifting blushed immediately.

I am an honest person, master, your evaluation is a bit high!
He vaguely remembered that when they met for the first time, he planned to sneak up on the master in the water.

In the end, the sneak attack was unsuccessful, but what was waiting was the third senior brother's piss.

Thinking of this, Drifting retched, he wanted to hit someone.

The third brother's moral quality is extremely low, and he actually urinates in the river. What if someone drinks the water downstream, it's harmful!
Xie Yun looked at Ben Boerba and Ba Boerben, who were kneeling in front of him with well-behaved and sensible faces, and asked, "Do you two know what crime you committed?"

"Theft!" Xie Yun slapped his thigh and threatened, "According to the provisions of the "Heaven and Earth Law" under the "Basic Law of the Three Realms of the Primordial Realms", the two of you must have been in reincarnation for at least 20 years and less than 50 years!"

"Master Dao, the two of us were wronged, you know the truth!" Ben Bo'er Ba and Ba Bo'er Ben Gui cried and howled: "And the main culprit is not the two of us, we are the accomplices!"

"The nine-headed son-in-law ordered us to come here, can you give me a lighter punishment and help us plead with the Heavenly Court?"

Xie Yun is overjoyed, all right, here comes the third sinful monster!
(End of this chapter)