Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 323 Thousand Miles of Thorn Ridge

Looking at more than 1000 boxes of seven-turn gold elixirs up and down, the Buddhist almost laughed crookedly.

We are all poor children, and we have never seen so many good things.

Everyone was drooling and sighed: Selling Bodhisattvas, earning blood!

It's a pity that there is only one Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, if there are two more and sold again, wouldn't my Buddhism be developed?

Xie Yun looked at the small hill with satisfaction. His plan for that place was the Central Business District, the core of Buddhism. In the future, he would definitely engage in real estate, financial and tourism industries there.

You poor children, practice hard, and after 500 years, prepare to work for the Emperor!

It's time for these cultivators to experience the sinister human heart and let them understand what a real estate bubble is.

Moreover, this is the world of cultivating immortals, the average life expectancy is relatively long, and the real estate bubble will definitely be even more terrifying.

After trying to save money for tens of thousands of years, I can't even afford the small cave with two bedrooms and one living room on the top of the hill, isn't it heartbreaking?
When Xie Yun left Daleiyin Temple, he suddenly felt a little guilty. Why did he feel that I was going to exploit the entire Three Realms?

No, no, no, too low housing prices are not conducive to the struggle of these immortal cultivators, this emperor is doing it for their own good!

After he thought it through, he instantly grew into a qualified big capitalist, the kind who eats people without spitting out their bones.

After Xie Yun left, Tathagata had a talk with Avalokitesvara, and Master Avalokitesvara continued to live on the hill waiting for someone.

As a result, no one came over after taking the scriptures.

The Bodhisattva's mentality has collapsed, asshole, I took off my clothes, and you don't even come here, what do you mean?
Spending more than 1000 boxes of Seven-Turn Golden Elixir to tease my wife, is it fun for you to do this?
Xie Yun didn't know what he missed, but he knew that those two villains had returned.

The three brothers and sisters are having a picnic and grilling fish, with a basket of fruit beside them.

"Junior Brother Sha, this is Tianhe's specialty big carp. It has fewer spines and more meat, and it tastes fresh and sweet. It is a must in heaven. Come and taste it." Zhu Bajie said proudly.

Sun Wukong also said excitedly: "Brother Sha, it's not my old grandson who brags to you, my Huaguo Mountain is now like a fairyland on earth, so beautiful!"

"I built a cave for the three of us on the top of the mountain. After learning the scriptures, you and I can live there for two days."

Listen, is this nouveau riche's tone floating?

boom!
Xie Yun pierced through the three with one foot, kicked the three apprentices away, and complained: "Have you two forgotten your own duties?"

"Master, what is your job?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie looked confused.

"Guardian went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures as a teacher!" Xie Yun said as a matter of course.

"Master, the monsters on the way to learn the scriptures can't even beat us, how can they touch you?" The three apprentices were a little bit aggrieved.

They have all been mascots along the way, and they have long guessed the true strength of the master, and also understand the meaning of their own existence.

Monsters that are a threat to the master will never appear on the way to learn the scriptures. Even if they do appear, the master can turn danger into good luck.

Don't you see, has the Demon Ancestor Luohu been lied to?
boom!
Xie Yun kicked over again, and angrily said: "I'm not afraid of ten thousand in everything, just in case, if a monster captures me, I don't even have a messenger by my side, are you brave?"

The three apprentices didn't dare to refute, so they could only bow their heads and admit their mistakes, but they all complained endlessly in their stomachs.

Sun Wukong: Master, you playwright, when was it not you who was captured by a monster voluntarily?
Zhu Bajie: Master, why do I think it's the other way around, the monster is more likely to take us away?
Drifting Monk: Master, I followed you all the way, you want to kick them both, why are you kicking me【Grievance】!
The grilled fish was confiscated, and the fruit was confiscated. Xie Yun rode a white dragon horse, eating while walking, and three apprentices opened the way ahead.

Going west, the seasons change, and in a blink of an eye, winter turns to spring, everything recovers, and the surrounding hills turn green again.

Sun Wukong suddenly jumped back and reported, "Master, there is a long ridge ahead, covered with thorns and vines, although there is a way, but we can't walk, what should we do?"

"Why can't you go?"

"There is no way!"

"Teacher, use your brain, the road is made by people, haven't you heard of it?" Xie Yun sang with a strong voice: "Dare to ask where the road is, the road is under your feet!"

"Wuliang Tianzun, master, my old Sun Wukong has realized it!" Sun Wukong covered his ears, turned his head and jumped back, and shouted loudly: "Bajie, Bajie, take out your nine-toothed rake, let's open the way!"

After all, the third junior brother had planted land in Gaolaozhuang, so it was easy for him to weed and open roads.

Zhu Bajie didn't have any complaints, just started having sex.

A day later, he felt that something was wrong. He had walked more than ten miles, why didn't he go out?
"Brother Monkey, you can fly up somersaulting on the clouds, how many miles is this long mountain?"

Monkey King jumped up, climbed onto a cloud head, looked around, damn it, it was endless!

Within a thousand miles, there are lush greenery, not only thorns, but also pines, cypresses, bamboos, plums, willows, and mulberries.

It can be said that the ancient trees are surrounded by green radishes, the weeping willows are surrounded by kudzu vines, and there is vitality everywhere, just like a virgin land that has not been developed.

"Don't do it, go find the master!" Zhu Bajie directly put down the pick.

Who can stand this, open a way here, and don't lose your appearance!
"Master, please do your best, put on a real fire of samadhi, and burn off the thorns, so that we can get over." Drifting suggested.

boom!
Xie Yun kicked over, angrily scolded: "Set fire to the mountain, sit in prison, understand?"

"There are thousands of miles of mountains, not to mention the flowers and plants, and there are more than tens of millions of small animals. If you burn them to death, how can you bear it, what a crime!"

"Get out of the way, as a teacher today, I will let you see what it means to open the road in Fengshan."

hum!
Xie Yun pulled out the eight-treasure sword, and slashed out with one sword.

rumbling, rumbling...

Soon, a [-]-mile-long sword mark avenue appeared in front of the four masters and apprentices. The road was very flat, not to mention thorns, and there were no larger stones in it.

"Master's swordsmanship has become more and more advanced." Sun Wukong finished admiring, took out the golden cudgel from his ears, and went forward with Zhu Bajie to open the way.

The two of you rode each other and raked each other. In one afternoon, they drove [-] miles.

The next day, as soon as he set off, Zhu Bajie found a stone tablet in front of him, with three big characters engraved on it - Thorn Ridge, and two lines of fourteen small characters underneath.

The thorns climb eight hundred miles, and since ancient times there have been roads that few people travel.

Zhu Bajie smiled, and added two more sentences: From now on, Bajie can break through, and the west road is completely flat!

"Third Junior Brother, you have a good literary talent!" Sun Wukong exclaimed.

He remembered the scene when Xie Yun saw the Maple Leaf Forest in Liangjie Mountain and forced everyone to write poems.

Hey, if my old grandson had these two things, why did he bother to say: Oh, my mother, what a big forest?

(End of this chapter)