Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 34
A group of people crossed the river and came to the manor.

"Wukong, break down the door for me." Xie Yun rode on the little white dragon, waving the measuring ruler, and said with the air of a robber.

Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel, and when he was about to smash the door, he backed away and said hesitantly, "Master, didn't you always say that people from Tang Dynasty are all civilized people, who are different from barbarians, so is it impolite to smash the door?"

"Pohou, you still don't admit that you are stupid. Open your eyes and take a closer look. How can there be no roofs for flying fish and beasts in the manor of ordinary people? This is a temple and nunnery. Immortal Emperor, if you pass by here, the local gods should go out three miles to greet you, this fellow has no awareness at all, smashing his door is regarded as a good-tempered teacher." Xie Yun said angrily.

The Land Lord of Luojia Mountain in the manor almost fainted when he heard this.

According to the arrangement of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, he was here only to give away the saddle and horsewhip of the little white dragon, and to form a good relationship with the Buddhist scriptures. Now why would the Buddhist scriptures demolish their own earth temple?

Buddhism changed the script, why didn't you inform yourself?

"Emperor Immortal, the little god is here, and the door cannot be broken!" Leaning on crutches, the land lord rushed out to greet him.

"Are you a local land lord?" Xie Yun sat on the horse and said condescendingly.

"The little god is."

"Did you know that the emperor came to your land?"

"I know." Land Lord looked at Xie Yun, the hand holding the crutch began to tremble, and explained: "Immortal Emperor, I am wronged! This is all arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the little god is just following orders!"

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked you to do what you did, she asked you to dance the Tianhe River?"

"I..." The Land Lord was helpless.

"System, I'll report Luojia Mountain Landlord for neglecting his superiors."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a disciple courtyard."

"Being a person requires principles, and being a god requires principles and understanding of rules." Xie Yun got off his horse, patted the Lord of the Earth on the shoulder, kicked the door open, and said, "This emperor is hungry, prepare something to eat."

"Wukong, if the teacher told you to smash the door, you should smash the door. You have to do this little thing yourself for the teacher."

"Silly tiger, help it open up today."

Sun Wukong's face froze, and he slowly turned his head to look at the eager tiger demon, his tail straightened.

I was born with supernatural power and possessed the indestructible body of King Kong, but I couldn't beat the tiger demon!
My own golden cudgel is a treasure of acquired merit and virtue, and its power is unpredictable, but it can't beat the tiger demon!

Not only can I change 72 and do somersaulting clouds, but I can also have piercing eyes, but I still can't beat the tiger demon!
A tiger demon with the bloodline of a white-fronted tiger with a godlike eye and devil eye, its heels are not weaker than Monkey King who was born in the five-colored god stone, and his cultivation level is even higher.

"Silly Tiger, wait until we finish eating!" Monkey King said.

The tiger demon geared up and nodded in agreement.

The mournful Land Lord asked the boy to prepare meals, and after serving the uncles, he went back to the house to pack his things.

Xie Yun began to investigate Li Mingda's homework. Seeing the tiger demon get up, Sun Wukong quickly stood up and said, "Master, I'm going to see if our horse is tied up. Let's go first!"

After finishing speaking, he ran out without looking back.

The tiger demon wore all the heavenly armor and took out the fairy rope, but Pohou never expected that the soles of his feet would be slicked with oil, and he also chased after him.

Not long after, I heard a commotion in the yard.

"Master, when did the younger brother and the tiger demon become gentlemen, and stop using their words instead of their hands?" Li Mingda asked curiously.

"Come on, let's go out and have a look." Xie Yun got up and went to the courtyard.

In the yard, Monkey King was holding a clothesline around the little white dragon's neck. The land lord grabbed Monkey King's clothes and said, "Great Sage, if you tie up your horse, tie it up. Why are you pulling my clothesline?" ?”

"Who said it was yours? My old grandson picked it up from a tree just now, let it go!"

boom!
Monkey King, who was still arguing with the Land Lord, turned into a cannonball and hit the courtyard wall directly.

Xie Yun withdrew his foot, took out 50 taels and threw it to the Lord of the Land, and scolded: "Is this what I teach you as a teacher? Can you be a little bit good, and you grab the clothesline?"

"System, I will report Monkey King for robbing the clothesline."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with supernatural powers and sound transmission!"

Thousand-mile sound transmission technique: communicate with heaven and earth, and use aura as a medium to transmit sound to any place in the prehistoric three worlds.

Seeing Sun Wukong stuck on the wall of his house, his legs twitched from time to time, he couldn't bear to say: "Immortal Emperor, a clothesline is not enough, the little god has a good saddle here, I would like to give it to the Immortal Emperor, begging to accept it with a smile."

After speaking, three or four boys brought a set of saddles and presented them.

Xie Yun took a look and felt that something was a little strange.

The saddle is very complete, it is a pair of saddle bridle, liner and bridle, and everything used by the horse is complete. It looks normal at first glance, but if you take a closer look, you will find that these saddles are top-grade magic weapon.

Little mortal land lord, when did he become so rich?
"System, I report that these saddles were stolen by the Land Lord."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification. Congratulations to the host for failing to report. The host will be rewarded with a truckload of alchemy coal from Tushita Palace."

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, and immediately used the big capture technique to grab the Lord of the Earth, and asked, "Where did you get these things?"

As soon as Zhunsheng's aura was released, the Tolerance of the Land almost peed his crotch in fright, and quickly opened his mouth to explain.

About two years ago, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Chamuzha sent this set of saddles, saying that he would give them to Buddhist scriptures, so that the little god would encourage them to travel westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, don't neglect and relax, and so on.

"Master, is she interested in you?" Li Mingda asked.

"Stupid boy, you don't understand. There is an old saying that a good horse deserves a good saddle, and a beautiful woman deserves a hero. Guanyin Bodhisattva is not interested in being a teacher. She is expressing her love for her teacher nakedly." Xie Yun Rubbing his bare chin, he deduced.

He didn't notice at all that the big apprentice seemed jealous.

"Master, I'm ignoring you." After Li Mingda finished speaking, he called Monkey King, Tiger Demon, Jinghe Dragon King and Little White Dragon who were salted fish in the stable into the house.

"From now on, none of you are allowed to mention that old woman Guanyin in front of the master!"

"Senior sister, Guanyin Bodhisattva is still very young among the quasi-sages." Sun Wukong raised his head and interjected.

"Is she as young as me?"

Sun Wukong: "Senior Sister, you don't mean to be interested in Master, do you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, our master is only in his 20s this year, I just want to find a wife who is worthy of him!" Li Mingda said while grinding his teeth.

Hmph, although I can't marry the master, my mother must be in the same family as the master, and I must be stuck at the age limit!

In the courtyard, Xie Yun learned the ten-thousand-mile sound transmission technique. He cleared his throat and shouted in the direction of Daleiyin Temple: "Ahem, sister Guanyin, can you hear me clearly?"

(End of this chapter)