Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 345 Great Restoration Technique
"Master, what are you doing?"

"This broken stone is not a treasure, and this emperor is going to destroy it." Xie Yun said naturally.

Pfft!
Lie down straight on Liuhebei, he pressed the unraveled chaotic gold and jade under his body, and said roguely: "Master, I give up, I give up, don't do anything."

"You are so proud of a stone tablet, why are you willing to bow your head and admit defeat?"

"Hey, I've been single for a long time, and I'm a little lonely. I finally met my fellow clan. I'm going to raise her as a Taoist companion, but I don't know when I will be able to psychic." Liuhebei's tone was a little sad.

Xie Yun patted the body of the stele to express his understanding and comfort.

"System, I'm reporting this broken monument for raising a child and a daughter-in-law."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with the Great Restoration Technique."

Great Restoration Technique: You can trace anything that happened within 300 years, which is very suitable for serious people.

"Fuck, master, you don't even let your own people go?" Liuhebei was impatient, and was about to fight Xie Yun on the spot.

boom! boom! boom!
After the mutated version of Sanwei Zhenhuo's palm thunder slashed wildly, Liuhebei resolutely confessed, lying on the ground and crying.

"Don't touch me, why can't you understand me?"

Xie Yun poked Liuhe Monument, trying to get him up.

"Don't touch me, let us both sleep here forever!"

Xie Yun sighed, got a shovel from Tiger Demon, and dug a hole. He really buried Liuhe Monument and erected a stone monument.

Three bowls of wine were poured in front of the stele, and he said, "Why don't you listen to people's explanation for your broken stele, this emperor is actually proficient in spiritual arts."

boom!
Liuhe Bei crawled out of the grave by himself, his inscription exuded golden light, and asked: "Master, do you really mean what you say?"

"a man of his words!"

"Then please use your fairy art to help her enlighten her spirit!"

"Why?" Xie Yun flicked his sleeves, turned and left.

Liuhebei is in a hurry, you are leaving, what about the child bride-in-law of this monument?
Suddenly, he remembered the most honest way of apologizing among men, calling him dad!

"Master, don't go, Dad, don't go!"

"My dear son, let's go!" Xie Yun smiled with satisfaction as he looked at Liuhe Monument, which was subdued for the first time.

He touched the chaotic golden jade that came out with his hand, and white light flashed by.

Chaos Jinyu jumped up and down, ran to Liuhe Monument, and rubbed it affectionately.

oh oh oh oh...

The voice of this chaotic golden jade is crisp and clear, and it seems to be a little lolita, that broken monument has earned a lot of money!
When Xie Yun was sighing, he heard "Dad!"
Liuhe Monument froze in place like five thunderbolts.

Chaos Jinyu jumped up and down, and called out to him again, Dad.

It turned out that when this piece of chaotic gold and jade enlightened the spirit, it happened to hear the word "father", so it automatically recognized Liuhe stele, which smells the same as itself, as father.

A good book on copper smelting has been changed into a book on parenting.

Liuhebei wailed, and said unrelentingly: "Good boy, call me husband."

"Dad, give me a name."

"Good boy, call me husband."

"Father, is my name Husband?"

Liuhe Monument: ...

Chaos Jinyu jumped twice, excitedly said: "Father, call me Husband!"

Liuhe Monument: ...

Xie Yun couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, and sure enough, he committed a crime of his own accord.

Liuhe Monument did not find a child bride-in-law. Judging by the rhythm, I am going to bend myself!

Slip away, slip away, too spicy eyes.

When he returned to the farm, he found that Guanyin Bodhisattva was beating the red-scaled python violently.

"Okay, good fight, good fight!"

"Bodhisattva, don't show mercy, my son died at his hands!" The old man and his wife shouted loudly.

"Stop!" Xie Yun stopped the violence.

Taking the opportunity, the giant red-scaled python slipped to his side, huddled into a ball, and said aggrievedly: "Master Daoist, you have to make the decision for me!"

"I came to see you, that old woman couldn't help but say, so she pressed me to the ground and beat me up, hiss, my face hurts~~"

"Sister Guanyin, what's going on?" Xie Yun was puzzled.

"Emperor Immortal, this monster has just arrived at the farm and is about to hurt people. I beat him up, isn't it too much?"

"You old lady, you spout blood, I'm here to seek refuge with the Taoist priest!" The red-scaled python opened its mouth, and spewed out a mouthful of blood, it seemed that it was severely beaten.

"Monster, give back my son's life!" The old man in the farm rushed up with a cane.

The red-scaled python spat out a ten-foot-long red letter to frighten him away, and then explained: "I don't know where your son is?"

"My son brought a mahogany sword back to the persimmon grove to surrender to you, but he hasn't returned yet. If he was eaten by you, where else could he go?"

"Oh, you said that funny, I remembered, he was scared away by me, he felt ashamed to go back, so he went to the Zhuzi Kingdom in front." The red-scaled python explained righteously: "Although I am a monster, I have always been a monster. Do not eat people."

"You can hit me, but you can't wrong me, Taoist priest, you have to make the decision for me!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and the old man were stupid.

"Immortal Emperor, this monster is so cruel, it must be full of nonsense, you can't believe his one-sided words."

"Don't worry, everyone bases on facts." Xie Yun used the Great Reduction Technique.

He uses his hands a little.

In the sky above the farm, a picture of a persimmon forest eight hundred miles away appeared in an instant, and then the picture quickly reversed.

Fast forward to 20 years ago.

The old man got excited, pointed at the young man on the screen and said, "That's my son!"

Xie Yun tapped his hand again, the screen stopped, and then started playing normally.

The simple-looking young man carried a mahogany sword and stepped into the eight-hundred-mile persimmon forest.

While the giant red-scaled python was sleeping, he sneaked up on the snake's head, and then stabbed it down with the mahogany sword.

The mahogany sword broke, and the red-scaled python woke up, then led him through the persimmon forest, and finally threw him out.

From the screen, the boy came to the other side of the persimmon forest, he looked very depressed, but he didn't have the courage to step into the persimmon forest again, and then went to Zhu Ziguo to make a living.

"Amitabha, so the old man's son is not dead!" The old man was very pleased.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little embarrassed, and the attitude of the red-scaled python gradually became arrogant.

"Master Daoist, you have to make the decision for me, my beatings are not in vain!"

Xie Yun patted his head and said, "System, I will report that Guanyin Bodhisattva beats monsters at will without distinction."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with thirty chaotic energy."

"System, I will report the old man for slandering the red-scaled python."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host for proficiency in medical skills!"

Proficient in medical skills: After using it, you can get the inheritance of traditional Chinese medicine, which can treat all kinds of diseases, and the level is not weaker than that of contemporary famous doctors.

The old man licked his face and leaned forward, saying, "Master Daoist, I don't believe in Buddhism now, but I do."

"Wuliang Tianzun, believe it or not, don't bother the poor to learn from the scriptures!" Xie Yun said coldly, tossing off his Taoist robe.

(End of this chapter)