Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 353 Tea Master
"Sister Guanyin, let's go?" Xie Yun smiled strangely and asked, "Where can I go?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: Meow meow? ? ?

She was stunned for a long time, then suddenly jumped back, and opened her mouth to swear: Damn, why are you the Immortal Emperor?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

How could this flowery and jade-like beauty in front of me be the perverted and poisonous Emperor Bahuang Immortal Emperor.

The contrast is too great, and this deity cannot accept it.

He's meow, cultivation is faster than the deity, and the cultivation base is higher than the deity, forget all these, how can women's clothing be more beautiful than the deity, is this still alive?

"Master, accept the supernatural powers!" Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting said with tears streaming down their faces.

Xie Yun smiled, and the three of them actually felt their hearts throbbing.

Ma Dan, if I knew this was the ending, I should have agreed to Master's women's dress just now, and being taken away by Sai Taisui is better than being molested by Master here!

boom!
With Xie Yun's kick, the three apprentices flew so far away that they were about to break free from gravity and fly out of the prehistoric three worlds.

These three guys are really getting in the way if they stay here, and they won't be able to help them. When the monsters come over later, they might be scared away directly, and the gains outweigh the losses.

"Immortal Emperor, I admit that you are more beautiful than me, but you are not feminine." Master Guanyin refused to admit defeat.

"Sister Guanyin, how do you want to compare?"

"The monster will come later, let him judge."

"Woman, you are still too naive, only men can understand what men want, do you believe it?" Xie Yun was full of confidence.

He has seen hundreds of green teas, black teas, jasmine teas, etc., and he has never seen any routines.

It's easy to take pictures of cats and tigers, and it's not too easy to take down monsters.

On the way, Sai Taisui happened to see Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk rushing towards the chaos with their butts backward and the posture of falling geese on the sand.

He was shocked. From the analysis of the information he had, those three were the apprentices of the Buddhist scriptures. How could they be beaten like that?

Could it be that there are big bosses in Zhu Ziguo, no, they will catch two maids later and run away, they can't stay in that ghost place for a long time.

When Xie Yun and Guan Bodhisattva were still arguing in the demon shelter, a gust of wind swept in.

The two did not resist, and were swept away by the wind.

The palace is safe and sound.

The next day, when King Zhu Ziguo came back, he didn't see Xie Yun, and his heart turned cold for a moment.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting came back and explained to him: Don't worry, it's all a trick. After the investigation is clear, the master will come back naturally.

I only hope that at that time, the monster can bear it, and will not collapse physically, mentally, and spiritually.

The king of Zhu Ziguo was relieved, he continued to have fun with his two concubines and ignored the government.

Sai Taisui took Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva to Qilin Mountain, which was surrounded by thick fog and went straight to the sky.

The top of the mountain is covered with snow, and the foot of the mountain is lush with green trees.In the forest sea, beasts come and go in pairs, and all kinds of mountain peaches and wild fruits are endless in four seasons.

It's a pity that such a blessed place is actually occupied by monsters!
"My lord, is the road safe?" At the foot of the mountain, a group of little monsters with gongs came up and asked.

"It's okay, this king will make a move, and it will come naturally."

Looking at Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva, Xiaoyaoguan felt dizzy and drooling.

Beautiful, so beautiful!
Why do these two brought back today look prettier than Empress Jin Shenggong?

Sai Taisui thought of something, turned back and warned: "However, the Zhu Zi Kingdom has not been peaceful recently, you need to patrol more frequently, and don't allow people to sneak in."

"Your Majesty, don't worry, with us here, I guarantee that not a single fly will fly in." The little monsters promised, patting their chests.

Sai Taisui was relieved, and he took Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva to Xiezhi Cave.

Although Xiezhi Cave is a monster cave, there is a palace built in the cave, and the specifications of the palace are the same as Zhu Ziguo's palace.

"You two beauties, you two will live here from now on." Sai Taisui found two unoccupied palaces and settled Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva down.

The specifications of these two palaces are similar, one is on the east and the other is on the west, which happens to be the opposite door.

Xie Yun was very natural, and walked into the Yinsheng Palace facing the sun in the east.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very upset and asked: "Immortal Emperor, why do you live in the palace of Xiangyang?"

"Sister, if you want to live in Xiangyang, then I'll give it to you." Xie Yun said naturally.

"What fairy emperor?"

"My lord, don't get me wrong, we are two sisters, my name is Xiandi, and my sister's name is Xianrui." Xie Yun explained.

"Oh, so that's the case, your sister is really arrogant!" Sai Taisui sighed.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared, she felt something was wrong, why was she so passive?

Then he withdrew from the Yinsheng Palace in the east and said, "Emperor Immortal, don't let me go, I live in the west."

"Okay, everything will be arranged by my sister." Xie Yun followed suit.

Sai Taisui sighed at the side: "Sisters, why is there such a big difference in personality, the younger sister is so gentle, and the older sister is so violent, what's the reason?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: Damn me (ノ°ο°)ノ

"My lord, my sister is very gentle. Don't talk about her like that. She must be very sad." Xie Yun took Guanyin Bodhisattva's arm and comforted her.

"It's still Miss Xiandi who is gentle!" Sai Taisui put down these words, then turned and left.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Xie Yun with disgust. Although she didn't know what a green tea bitch was, she felt wronged.

How could someone else take advantage of all the good things, but leave yourself a bad name instead?
"Sister Guanyin, how are you? Which of us is more feminine?" Xie Yun smiled charmingly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious, and went straight into the Yusheng Palace to the west and shut the door.

If it wasn't for the bet, she would have slapped Sai Taisui to death now, and then set the place on fire.

The valve core of grandma, can this deity be inferior to the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor even as a woman?
The Empress of Jinsheng Palace heard that Zhu Ziguo was coming, she specially set up a banquet and invited the two of them to participate, naturally Sai Taisui also came.

He sat in front of the same table as Empress Jin Shenggong, but they were separated by a long distance.

Xie Yun was very curious and asked, "My lord, why are you so far away from your empress?"

"She's wearing a treasured garment, and when I touch it, my whole body will sting unbearably." Sai Taisui said depressedly.

He had taken Jin Shenggong's wife abducted from Zhu Ziguo to Xiezhi Cave for more than three years, and he just looked at it every day and had a meal together.

Can see but not touch, which man can bear it?

"Oh, no, Your Majesty is handsome and mighty, so gentle, so kind, how could Jin Shenggong's sister treat you like this, if I were her, I would definitely not let Your Majesty suffer like this." Xie Yun said in a green tea tone.

Empress of Jinsheng Palace: Meow meow? ? ?

Why did the flames of war come to him?
It’s okay not to mention this topic, but it’s even more sad when Sai Taisui is mentioned. We have been eating and drinking together for more than three years. It’s so warm that a stone is covered. That bitch still treats me like this. It's cool! It's cool!
(End of this chapter)