Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 36
Baoguang Hall not only enshrines Guanyin Bodhisattva, but also Jin Zha and Mu Zha. Although they are all statues made of clay and wood, there is a trace of Yuanshen inside, which can sense everything that happens in the hall.

"Fuck, Master, the Immortal Emperor is here, what should we do?" Seeing Xie Yun walking up the steps, Mu Zha panicked.

"The Immortal Emperor Bahuang just came to offer incense, second brother, why are you panicking?" Jin Zha asked puzzled.

"Brother, you don't understand." Mu Zha shook his head.

All those who have dealt with Xie Yun will finally sum up one sentence: The Immortal Emperor really does not play cards according to common sense, his brain circuits are so strange, and he rarely meets opponents in the Three Realms.

boom!
The statue of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sent out a wave of spiritual energy, completely closing the gate of Baoguang Hall, and then fastened the bolt.

"Master, it's not possible!" Jin Zha was dumbfounded.

"Shut up, don't talk." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva whispered angrily.

Jin Zha and Mu Zha looked at each other. Since the Battle of the Conferred Gods, they had never seen Guanyin Bodhisattva like this since they worshiped Guanyin as their teacher.

Immortal Emperor Bahuang can force the master to this point, it is really frightening to think about it carefully!
Xie Yun from the outer sect was also confused, what does Guanyin mean?
The old monk was also dumbfounded. It was the first time he had seen the Bodhisattva Empress.

"Open the door! Open the door! You have the ability to be inside, and you have the ability to open the door!" Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves and began to knock on the door very fast and shouted.

"Damn it!" All the people present collectively shivered.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva and Jinzha Muzha in Baoguang Hall panicked, for fear that Xie Yun would break into the door.

The old monk stepped forward quickly, stopped Xie Yun and said: "This is a place for pure Buddhist practice, don't make any noise, or go out!"

Boom!
A melodious bronze bell rang from the courtyard, and at noon, the little monk was ringing the bell.

"If you don't make noise, don't make noise. Is it okay for the poor to recite poems and songs?" Xie Yun immediately thought of a clever plan.

The old monk froze for a moment, rubbed his head and thought for a long time, and after confirming that the temple regulations did not prohibit reciting poems and songs, he nodded hesitantly and said, "Yes!"

Xie Yun walked over quickly, drove the little monk away, snatched the log that struck the bell, knocked it twice, cleared his throat, and sang.

"Look at the Bodhisattva on the opposite side, dongdong! Look over here, dongdong!"

"The emperor here is really handsome, dongdong!"

"Please don't pretend to ignore it!"

……

"Master, what song is this? Why does it sound like a love song to me?" Jin Zha hesitated.

"Shut up, villain, close your ears, and recite the Great Compassion Mantra [-] times." Avalokitesvara turned her head and stared angrily.

Jin Zha tried twice, gave up completely, and said with a sad face: "Master, I can't calm down, the song of the Immortal Emperor is too magical!"

Xie Yun sang for a long time, but there was still no reaction in Baoguang Hall.

"Master, the song is very nice, but it doesn't work!" Sun Wukong said while bouncing to the rhythm of Xie Yun's singing.

"Then change a song for the teacher."

"Ahem! Boom!" Xie Yun cleared his throat and adjusted his breath.

"I'm here waiting for you to turn around, dong dong!"

"Waiting for you to turn around and the peach blossoms will bloom, dong dong!"

……

Xie Yun's vicissitudes of singing was paired with the melodious sound of the bronze bell. It felt like singing percussion music, and it was inexplicably pleasant.

The old monk thought for a long time before he realized that Xie Yun was molesting Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was furious and wanted to drive the group out.

The chaotic bells also attracted all the monks in the Guanyin Temple, and they all shouted angrily in unison: "That wild Taoist is ringing the bell indiscriminately?"

Xie Yun's face darkened, and he turned around and reported all the monks in Guanyin Temple.

"System, I will report them for insulting me."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting the host, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic aura."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting Guangzhi, and rewarding the host with a trace of chaotic aura."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking..."

……

Ding!The luck of Guanyin Temple has been reduced to zero. Within three days, there will be a catastrophe to destroy the temple.

Xie Yun was taken aback, and turned around to ignore this system prompt, what does it have to do with him?You are the victim!
Roar!
"Stand back!" Xiaobailong shook his head, turned into a white dragon and circled in the sky, scaring off monks big and small.

The old monk who had been relentless all this time took two steps back, tripped by the steps, fell to the ground, raised his head in horror, pointed at the little white dragon with trembling fingers and said, "It's really a white dragon!"

creak!

The gate of Baoguang Hall was opened, and the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva and Jinzha Muzha flew out, and they greeted them resentfully: "Uncle, Guanyin is polite!"

All the monks in the Guanyin Temple were stunned and looked at Xie Yun with stupid eyes. Is this the uncle of the Bodhisattva?

"Master, the saddle set for this seat was left to Jin Chanzi two years ago, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, who knows that you will replace him as a Buddhist sutra later."

"Uncle, you are narcissistic."

Xie Yun blushed, and then returned to normal. At the same time, he also discovered a new point of reporting.

"System, I report that Guanyin Bodhisattva has a crush on Jin Chanzi, and secretly gave Jin Chanzi a magic weapon."

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and reward the host with a special set of kitchen utensils from Heaven."

Why?It failed unexpectedly, Xie Yun sighed regretfully.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face really became the bottom of the pot this time, and his voice was stiff: "Uncle, don't make trouble!"

Looking at the sky, why did the Taoist ancestor give the burden of inspecting the heavenly way to a funny man? Now the journey of learning the scriptures has just begun, and Guanyin already wants to resign.

so tired!
"Okay, I really don't want to be funny, this emperor is just making a joke because the atmosphere in this monastery is stiff." Xie Yun said with a smile.

All the monks in the monastery felt uneasy, as if they had offended a great person!

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around, looked down at the monks in his other courtyard, sighed and said: "In three days, you should leave the Zen courtyard, there will be great disaster here."

"I beg Bodhisattva to save us!" All the monks bowed down and begged.

"Karma retribution, the evil karma you planted, the bitter fruit has already formed, run for your life, the deity can't do anything." After finishing speaking, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said to Xie Yun: "Master, see you by fate."

Guanyin Temple has been entangled by bad luck, there is no solution!

Xie Yun looked at the statues of Avalokitesvara, Jin Zha, and Mu Zha without looking back, and flew away directly. He shook his head and educated his disciples: "See, Buddhism claims to save all sentient beings. When encountering a catastrophe, he may run away before you. This is the nature, whether it is a human being or a god, it is actually the same.”

Monkey King recalled his first half of life, nodded thoughtfully, and asked, "Master, if I get into trouble, will you abandon me?"

boom!
Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the air, and said domineeringly: "In the Three Realms, there are only two kinds of disasters you can cause. You can become a teacher if you provoke anger, and you can anger your patriarch."

"Being angry as a teacher, receiving a severe beating, angering the patriarch, consciously giving up resistance, and arresting with nothing is the best choice."

"For other misfortunes, the teacher will stand up for you and hit the door!"

"Master, although I don't want to admit it, my grandson has to admit that you are more handsome than my grandson." Monkey King got up and racked his brains to say a word of earthy flattery.

"Don't say these words in the future. They are all truths recognized by the Three Realms. This emperor is the most handsome. If you don't agree, let's argue!" Xie Yun flicked his sleeves, turned to look up at the dawn, and said calmly.

PS: In the next chapter, crazy slaps in the face, look forward to it!

(End of this chapter)